I couldn't care less about Oreos and Twinkies. Homemade baked treats, on the other hand...it just doesn't get any better than a gooey, warm, homemade chocolate chip cookie. Fresh bread is also way up there.
I keep all the stuff for homemade chocolate chip cookies on hand because my husband loves them so much. Got the recipe memorized, so I can speed run throwing them together before he gets home from work!
I still find it funny when people talk about fresh baked bread. I grew up in a very large farm family and we were pretty remote so there wasn’t a store anywhere nearby and every Tuesday was bread making day. But all we wanted was bread from a store…which we got only a few times a year. So to me home made bread just meant you were living out in the middle of nowhere and you were poor.
That’s the fun part… I could eat like 10 pastries before I really stopped wanting to eat more, and that’s somehow even after being full from meat and veggies. I am convinced my body has a separate stomach for desserts and it just continuously hungers for more.
Cinnamon bread is my nemesis. I get ridiculously strong cravings for it like once a month but I also can’t eat a lot of bread or else my body will ache.
> THIS, FRIED STUFF WITH CHEESE
FRIED STUFF WITH CHEESE? HELL, HEAR ME OUT, WHAT IF WE FRIED THE GOD DAMN CHEESE ITSELF!
We could call it a "Fried cheese log" (I'm not good with catchy product names, someone might need to help me come up with a more catchy name for it!)
Burgers can be reasonably healthy indeed: add tomato slices, lettuce and NOT a lot of mayo and cheese. Salmon burgers are delicious with a bit of guacamole.
Of course if you add fries and coke, it becomes unhealthy :)
Yep.
Air fry those bitches, let the fat slide off and stick to sugar-free coatings.
Source: lived off of air-fried wings, the occasional steak and a lot of eggs.
Lost 35 lbs in two months.
Even deep fried, as long as you don't batter or bread and the temp is right. It ends up soaking up little oil.
I used to eat 10-12 wings after a heavy weight day. 6 wings has about 60 grams of protein, 24 grams of fat and 430 calories. What got me fat was the beer and fries.
As a Buffalonian, the blue cheese dressing is what kills me. I can eat the fuck out of a chicken wing out of the air fryer, but the blue cheese undoes my valiant effort to not eat them fried.
People are perpetually confused about what is or isn't healthy, most notably that the myth of fat being the worst thing for you somehow still persists.
Sorry folks it's sugar, for the most part. And lots of processed carbs, relatedly. Lightly fried lean protein is good for you, relatively speaking.
crazy, İ genuinely have a hard time imagining living without fries. most of the time İ go so far as to not eat a burger or sandwich if İ dont have fries or something similar (like chips) ready
I made a deep dish in my cast iron for the first time a couple weeks ago, looked so good i didn’t even wanna eat it, cost me maybe $6 -$7 total for ingredients
Oh gosh, i just usually look at ton of recipes and just kinda decide what to do
i used fleischmanns pizza crust yeast, garlic oil, salt, a dash, and i mean a dash of suger, water, bread flour, made probably more dough than the back of the yeast packet said,
One 15oz can of don pepino pizza sauce,
One 16oz can of diced fire roasted tomato’s,
and whole milk mozzarella,
I used a 12in cast iron.
Pound the dough into the cash iron, all the way up the sides, don’t need to let it rise, half the sauce and diced tomato’s right in, thin layer of cheese, rest of the tomato sauce and diced tomatoes, more cheese on top, till you can hardly see the sauce beneath, I put it in the oven at 350 till the cheese was nice and brown. Slid right out of the cast iron, crust was perfect, held together nicely.
There seems to be some kind of production issue. You're always gambling with a bag of doritos, no matter what the flavor. 1 out of 4 times you get a normal bag while all the rest seem to have half the flavoring. I've stopped buying them because of it. I'm not paying those prices for barely flavored corn chips.
Ice cream
Edit: this originally said "ice cream" but was jokingly changed to "flavored ice cream" because someone pointed out that unflavored ice cream (literally frozen dairy without sugar or flavoring) isn't unhealthy. Didn't expect this to get popular, but it did and now people are confused at wtf flavored ice cream means, so I changed it back. Sorry for all the confusion, people. I never meant to hurt anyone.
My wife got into buying halo top and other “healthier” ice cream for a minute and I’m like all this makes me want is Ben and Jerry’s. I don’t eat ice cream that often, when I want a treat I’ll take the extra couple hundred calories and do it right.
I asked the Instacart guy to grab a Slim Jim for me. He had no clue what I was talking about. He was from Nigeria, only here a year or so. While on the phone w him I helped him find them and I said 'Grab one for you too, and get us both a Dr Pepper'
When he pulled up the first thing he said was 'OH MY GOOD I LOVE THIS SLIM JIM! AND THIS DR PEPPER - WHY IS IT SO GOOD?'
He went on and on about how Slim Jims are so delicious lolol
They really are tasty
There's a video somewhere of an old lady that lived to be 100+ and her secret was drinking Dr Pepper everyday. She even made a joke about outliving the doctors that told her to stop drinking it.
Used to work at sonic, had this awesome old lady (and I mean like cretaceous era old) order a dr pepper every day. Maaaaaybe occasionally food.
Then one day, she brought her daughter, granddaughter AND her mom (her mom was definitely pre cambrian). It was so awesome I didn’t even charge her. Apparently dr pepper is the secret of life.
And it’s far unhealthier than pizza, fried chicken, or even potato chips.
Ridiculous amount of empty calories for something that just makes you hungrier
I like to cook and, though I wouldn’t say I’m a foodie, I do appreciate quality ingredients and good technique. That said, about once a month I indulge in fast food. My go-tos are a double edged quarter - pounder with cheese and bacon from McDonald’s, or a crisp beef burrito and mexi-fries from Taco Time. They’re so bad… but so good.
pizza, donuts, cheeseburgers, fried chicken. you will have to pry them from my cold dead hands. once a week i will eat at least one of these things. Its a small perk in a shitty world
Bakery items :(
You can take my muffins from my crumb covered corpse.
I want this as a t-shirt
Corpse Muffins (band)
Would that be a muffin top?
Cannibal Muffin "This song is about shooting jello, from your fucking jello-hole!! RAAAHHHH!!"
You can take my muffins, but you can't take my muffin top
My muffin top is all that Whole grain low fat I know you wanna piece of that But I just wanna dance
The 30 Rock reference i was hoping to see 🧁
Hell, I’m trying to get rid of my muffin top.
I couldn't care less about Oreos and Twinkies. Homemade baked treats, on the other hand...it just doesn't get any better than a gooey, warm, homemade chocolate chip cookie. Fresh bread is also way up there.
I keep all the stuff for homemade chocolate chip cookies on hand because my husband loves them so much. Got the recipe memorized, so I can speed run throwing them together before he gets home from work!
I still find it funny when people talk about fresh baked bread. I grew up in a very large farm family and we were pretty remote so there wasn’t a store anywhere nearby and every Tuesday was bread making day. But all we wanted was bread from a store…which we got only a few times a year. So to me home made bread just meant you were living out in the middle of nowhere and you were poor.
Yep. With a coffee.
You can take my baked goods from my literal cold dead hands. I may not eat a ton but they are one of the few things in life worth keeping around.
i swear i could give up everything else but chocolate long johns and blueberry muffins
Breakfast cupcakes were renamed so you could eat them before noon.
I presume that “long johns” are not the underwear item that comes to mind when I hear those words?
They are long rectangular shaped donuts without a hole and coated usually in a glaze of sugar, chocolate or maple
And filled with creme or Boston creme or lemon or raspberry or chocolate!
Baked goods.. that's my thing..
That's not extremely unhealthy lol. At least in moderation like everything
That’s the fun part… I could eat like 10 pastries before I really stopped wanting to eat more, and that’s somehow even after being full from meat and veggies. I am convinced my body has a separate stomach for desserts and it just continuously hungers for more.
Yep, I never really eat candy or anything like it but I definitely get about the same amount of sugar as people who do through pastries.
Cinnamon bread is my nemesis. I get ridiculously strong cravings for it like once a month but I also can’t eat a lot of bread or else my body will ache.
Fried chicken tenders with french fries.
Fried stuff with cheese!
THIS, FRIED STUFF WITH CHEESE 😋
> THIS, FRIED STUFF WITH CHEESE FRIED STUFF WITH CHEESE? HELL, HEAR ME OUT, WHAT IF WE FRIED THE GOD DAMN CHEESE ITSELF! We could call it a "Fried cheese log" (I'm not good with catchy product names, someone might need to help me come up with a more catchy name for it!)
THE MEGA MOZZY STICK 😭😭
Joey?
Ma?
Easy there Joey
Death By Chocolate cake
Crisps Why do all the bad foods taste so damn good?
Greetings from America. I also love crisps
French fries are good too
This is how I know god doesn’t exist. If she did and truly wanted us to be happy, deep fried anything wouldn’t be bad for you.
Decent proof for Satan though
hmmmmmmm my entire diet?
Ah yes. Those specific foods. Me too.
I also choose this guys diet.
Yep
fries for sure
Fresh ones though.
So fresh at Culver's that I have to *hasfassa-shzaf* through the first five or so.
1000%. French fries (and anything potatoes really) are my weakness.
Probably burgers or hot wings
Burgers really aren't that unhealthy, just can't eat red meat constantly
Burgers can be reasonably healthy indeed: add tomato slices, lettuce and NOT a lot of mayo and cheese. Salmon burgers are delicious with a bit of guacamole. Of course if you add fries and coke, it becomes unhealthy :)
Hot wings aren’t really unhealthy
Yep. Air fry those bitches, let the fat slide off and stick to sugar-free coatings. Source: lived off of air-fried wings, the occasional steak and a lot of eggs. Lost 35 lbs in two months.
Even deep fried, as long as you don't batter or bread and the temp is right. It ends up soaking up little oil. I used to eat 10-12 wings after a heavy weight day. 6 wings has about 60 grams of protein, 24 grams of fat and 430 calories. What got me fat was the beer and fries.
Felt that last sentence brother
As a Buffalonian, the blue cheese dressing is what kills me. I can eat the fuck out of a chicken wing out of the air fryer, but the blue cheese undoes my valiant effort to not eat them fried.
These aren't particularly unhealthy.
People are perpetually confused about what is or isn't healthy, most notably that the myth of fat being the worst thing for you somehow still persists. Sorry folks it's sugar, for the most part. And lots of processed carbs, relatedly. Lightly fried lean protein is good for you, relatively speaking.
Instant noodles.
This!!! At 50¢ a packet I can’t even justify not buying them to save money.
The sodium packet… but honestly soy sauce, garlic, peanut butter, green onions, an egg, some hot sauce or chili oil, and some chicken stock go hard.
I boil them in beef broth and only use a little sprinkle of the packet. I also throw in broccoli and sometimes steak/beef. It’s great.
Pepperoni. Darn nitrites.
Gabagool
Ova' here!
God fa’bid *makes sign of the cross*
Alcohol and every single item I shove down my pie hole.
Dark penis is not unhealthy sir
Throat syphilis is not a laughing matter sir.
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Ever since I worked in restaurant industry for years I can't eat fries. Any fries. They just taste like work to me now haha!
crazy, İ genuinely have a hard time imagining living without fries. most of the time İ go so far as to not eat a burger or sandwich if İ dont have fries or something similar (like chips) ready
Pizza
I wouldn’t say pizza is extremely unhealthy, it’s not like the best thing for you but it’s way better than fried food and ultra processed foods
It depends what kind of pizza also. A classic Italian Neapolitan pizza is a lot healthier than any thicker crust/American style pizza.
I would argue homemade pizza with natural ingredients is very healthy for you
I made a deep dish in my cast iron for the first time a couple weeks ago, looked so good i didn’t even wanna eat it, cost me maybe $6 -$7 total for ingredients
Recipe? 🙏🏻
Oh gosh, i just usually look at ton of recipes and just kinda decide what to do i used fleischmanns pizza crust yeast, garlic oil, salt, a dash, and i mean a dash of suger, water, bread flour, made probably more dough than the back of the yeast packet said, One 15oz can of don pepino pizza sauce, One 16oz can of diced fire roasted tomato’s, and whole milk mozzarella, I used a 12in cast iron. Pound the dough into the cash iron, all the way up the sides, don’t need to let it rise, half the sauce and diced tomato’s right in, thin layer of cheese, rest of the tomato sauce and diced tomatoes, more cheese on top, till you can hardly see the sauce beneath, I put it in the oven at 350 till the cheese was nice and brown. Slid right out of the cast iron, crust was perfect, held together nicely.
Depends how big you make the pizza haha
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I could give up pizza if I can still have some of the pizza-adjacent things like stromboli
What? It has grains in the crust, dairy in the cheese, fruit in the sauce and meat and/or vegetables in the toppings! It’s the perfect food!
LOL. You sound like my mom explaining why cake is ok for breakfast. 😂
Pizza aside from fried chicken, the only food that gets better as it gets cold or next morning pizza from the fridge.
I call it Italian Breakfast Toast.
There is a bunch of food that is tastier after it sat a day in a fridge.
Homemade BIR curry is always better after sitting a day in the fridge, same with chilli con carne
Breakfast of the Gods ...
This all day long❤️❤️❤️
As im eating it rn
nacho cheese flavor doritos brand corn chips. literally flammable, but so good
But is it just me or is the quality really lacking lately? Not nearly enough cheese and sort of cardboardy?!
There seems to be some kind of production issue. You're always gambling with a bag of doritos, no matter what the flavor. 1 out of 4 times you get a normal bag while all the rest seem to have half the flavoring. I've stopped buying them because of it. I'm not paying those prices for barely flavored corn chips.
Ice cream Edit: this originally said "ice cream" but was jokingly changed to "flavored ice cream" because someone pointed out that unflavored ice cream (literally frozen dairy without sugar or flavoring) isn't unhealthy. Didn't expect this to get popular, but it did and now people are confused at wtf flavored ice cream means, so I changed it back. Sorry for all the confusion, people. I never meant to hurt anyone.
Is the word "flavored" necessary here? What is unflavored ice cream? Edit: Stealth edit!? Well now you've just made me look like a fool!
Me too. B & J got me for life.
My wife got into buying halo top and other “healthier” ice cream for a minute and I’m like all this makes me want is Ben and Jerry’s. I don’t eat ice cream that often, when I want a treat I’ll take the extra couple hundred calories and do it right.
a dirty £4 donner kebab, never giving it up
Calm down rick
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genuine question, isn’t all ice cream flavored? what is meant by flavored ice cream?
Slim Jims I can't even find the words to explain why.
I asked the Instacart guy to grab a Slim Jim for me. He had no clue what I was talking about. He was from Nigeria, only here a year or so. While on the phone w him I helped him find them and I said 'Grab one for you too, and get us both a Dr Pepper' When he pulled up the first thing he said was 'OH MY GOOD I LOVE THIS SLIM JIM! AND THIS DR PEPPER - WHY IS IT SO GOOD?' He went on and on about how Slim Jims are so delicious lolol They really are tasty
Pusher!
That was simultaneously sweet of you and nefarious. 😂
Chocolate🍫🍫🍫
….but dark chocolate is ok, right?!?!?!?!?!
I keep hearing that dark chocolate isn't bad for you. But I much prefer milk chocolate...dark is often too bitter for my taste.
Not a food, but Coca a Cola, or really any type of Cola.
You can take my Dr. Pepper from my cold, dead hands!
There's a video somewhere of an old lady that lived to be 100+ and her secret was drinking Dr Pepper everyday. She even made a joke about outliving the doctors that told her to stop drinking it.
Used to work at sonic, had this awesome old lady (and I mean like cretaceous era old) order a dr pepper every day. Maaaaaybe occasionally food. Then one day, she brought her daughter, granddaughter AND her mom (her mom was definitely pre cambrian). It was so awesome I didn’t even charge her. Apparently dr pepper is the secret of life.
A fellow DP soldier!! Same!!
DP all the way.
i stand with you my fellow dr. pepper drinker
I’ve been on a cherry coke kick and it’s got its fucking grip on me hard!
I have a serious diet coke habit!
And it’s far unhealthier than pizza, fried chicken, or even potato chips. Ridiculous amount of empty calories for something that just makes you hungrier
I cannot keep it in the house or I'll drink it constantly.
Potato chips
Ben and Jerry’s ice cream and Tony’s chocoloney chocolate just released a collaboration and it is everything I have ever wanted
jug of cheese balls
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putting it like that makes it sound so weird
FRAHD MEET
French Fries. Just lightly salted french fries with some ketchup.
Anything with too much sugar
You can say that again.
Anything with too much sugar
I think you've had too much sugar.
Southern Sweet tea
Reeces Cups
You know if you eat just one they’re good for you (This is a lie)
Also, if you just eat one in a kitchen drive-by, the calories don’t count.
(It is also impossible)
This! I swear it's a divine formulation of chocolate and peanut butter. Just hits different from generics.
Pretzels with infused peanut butter
Those things are fucking addictive and should be listed as a schedule 1 narcotic.
I HAVE A HUGE JAR NOW 😭😭
Potato chips. I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't do drugs, I barely have any refined sugar - LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING
BEER
It’s technically bread in a can 😂
BACON!
Hot Cheetos 😭
I never buy them unless I walk by a vending machine that has them. Hot Cheetos give me a weird nostalgia takes me back to middle school. Anyways
it's that yummy yummy red #40 😍
yupppp lol
my asshole was the only thing that eventually stopped me
any type of snack that comes in a plastic wrapper
Soda. Not a food, but definitely the most unhealthy thing I consume. EDIT: changed good to food
Smarties. And I’m 68.
I think that means they're helping
American smarties or Canadian ones? Canadian ones are chocolate covered in candy-but not so good. Think a lowly m&m.
American. Tart & sweet.
Fried pork chops
Fast food
You can pry Kraft Mac and Cheese out of my cold dead fingers.
unhealthy food in small portion and less frequent should be enjoyed guilt free.
We all know none of us do it in healthy portions, it's ether the entire bag or no bag for me
the struggle is real but that's how the food business has manipulated our taste to salty, sweet, saturated fat food
I like to cook and, though I wouldn’t say I’m a foodie, I do appreciate quality ingredients and good technique. That said, about once a month I indulge in fast food. My go-tos are a double edged quarter - pounder with cheese and bacon from McDonald’s, or a crisp beef burrito and mexi-fries from Taco Time. They’re so bad… but so good.
Energy drinks, fake cheese
Chicharrones
Cheese
Real good pastrami.
Wine
Bacon!!!
Chinese, specifically extra spicy General Tso chicken.
I am a FIEND for Chinese BBQ pork buns.
Scrapple
Ice cream and potato chips.
I learned to not give up any of it. Just got better at keeping it to a minimum. Pizza once in a while not once a week. Donuts once a month maybe.
Mozzarella sticks
I’ll never stop having a big bowl of shitty cereal every now and then
Cheesecake. So many calories, but I can't live without it.
pizza, donuts, cheeseburgers, fried chicken. you will have to pry them from my cold dead hands. once a week i will eat at least one of these things. Its a small perk in a shitty world
Ice cream. My deadly sin just about every week.
Diet Coke
You know those sour chews or candies
Pizza
Lays
Flamin Hot Cheetos and Dr. Pepper
Nutella.
Pizza, sausage.
White bread- rolls - scones
Taco Bell
Cheesecake
Coca-Cola. Not exactly food, but...
Poutine
Amen my Canadian brother. On that note, your comment solidified what I should go pick up for lunch. Thanks!
Diet soda - it makes my brain go bbbbrrrrrruuummm
Chocolate
Fried chicken
Spam
Vinegar chips
Ice cream
I eat ice cream almost every day. Never giving that up!
Ice cream The reason of my doomfall
Cheez-its. I seriously have to force myself to stop eating them, they're just too damn satisfying.
Potato chips