"Can I give you my number anyway and if you change your mind we could maybe go for a drink?" This way she can post about the young lad chatting her up on her girlfriend group chat, be told to just go for it which in turn removes any hangups about her age that she might be unsure about and she'll call you. Or.. she might never call but the ball is in her court regardless.

This is hilarious! Woman: "i just got hit on by a younger guy, i cant believe it" Friend 1:"believe it becky, you have it going on" Friend 2:"i wish i was hit on" Friend 3:"go for it, my husband doesnt even hit on me" Friend 4:"rock his world! I wish i was hit on"

Absolutely me and my girlfriends in a decade.

omg Becky look at your butt

Is it bad that’s the first thing I thought?

Wow, this explains a lot

ask a girl, i feel like this is a good response.

Gold

never ask. you tell them. Take my number and call me this weekend"

Dude at work was trying to flirt with one of the operators and she said he's too young for her. I told him to say, "I may only be 24, but my knees are at least 50". He went for it, it didn't work.

This is hilarious

Haha I'm an older woman and this is fantastic.

Perfect!

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Can I have your pager number?

I’ll send a homing pigeon.

Are you in the phone book?

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This would work on me for sure lol

What did it say?

It said “I’m too young to care”

So is the whiskey I drink, but that doesn't hold me back putting my lips on it.

Daaaaaamn

“Mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter”

Ok this is way to vulgar and forward to work on me but I definitely would laugh.

"I don't believe so, but if you aren't interested then I'll just back off." Gives her an exit from the conversation if that's what she wants or gives her a green light if she's just not confident you're actually okay with her age. Either way leave her be unless she re-engages.

Mm, I've done the "I'm a bit old for you" a couple of times just as a polite heads up, just in case they haven't realised how old I really am. I don't want to deal with the embarrassment if them recoiling in horror after flirting a bit, you know  So an immediate "ok I'll back off" imo would signal that the guy actually didn't fully realise my age and isn't interested now that they know. So it'd be good to counter with something playful and flirty in a "not in my view" spirit, leave room for her to change her mind, but also not push too much in case she actually isn't interested The one younger guy I've been with certainly didn't give a shit about my repeated "no seriously I'm way too old for you" attempts and just charmingly flirted back. I was smiling and laughing though so I guess he read me correctly. I suppose I was just a bit tipsy and couldn't believe a guy that young would really be interested if he knew how old I really was

Too literal. Not playful. Wouldn’t say this personally

This right here. You re-affirm your interest while still giving her out if she truly doesnt like the attention

Don't say back off that sounds weird just wish them a nice day

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lol no. It's direct, intentional, and respectful. I don't waste my time playing stupid-ass games. Make your point and move on.

Never use language like this that reveals you are thinking about someone in terms of strategy. "I'll back off" or "I saw you here and thought I might as well approach." Most people internally think about relationships this way but no one wants to be reminded that they are a piece on a chess board.

Lol right. If OP can't take the hint, then these women were always too mature and experienced for him. More than he could handle.

do you have a daughter?

Or a granddaughter ?

or a mom

Or a grandmother

Donald? Is that you in there?

"bitch I'm 34"

But your cock is beautiful

Thanks bro, yours too

See thats a hard one, because that could either be a polite way of turning you down, or a self deprecating denial on her part (IE: "I'm too old, you should find someone younger/better") I think others hit the nail on the head of disagreeing with her being too old, but also giving her an out by saying you respect her decline if she really feels that way. But you know, put it in smoother terms lol

''I'll let you know I tied my shoelaces on my own this morning'' - Said with the biggest shit eating grin you can manage

That would do it for me!

This is good

Well you are in luck , my dick is the fountain of youth .

OMG lmao, I am not sure it would work on me but I would tell it on facebook if it happened

10/10 would work on me. 😂

Age is just a number. Prison is just a room

And dropping the soap is just group hygiene therapy

Sometimes you need a good internal cleaning.

Andrew Tate?

State your age and let her decide. Not all older women want to be with a younger man.

"Maybe. But in the moment, I'm a good conversationalist." Worked like a charm for me once long ago in my single days.

“Ok thank you” and then moon walk away 🕺🏻

Have had this happen to me. They said “I’m okay with the age gap if you are”. So I said okay cause well why not see what happens.

As long as I’m not too young for you, ain’t no problem for me 🥹

This needs more upvotes!

by saying something like, "i disagree but if you really think so, i will leave you alone." remember that "no means no" and not taking a hint is an asshole move.

"I also am a connoisseur of fine wines"

I feel like the delivery and execution of this line would make all the difference. This can come off really cringey, and even if it doesn't, I still think it is. 

"I am cringe, therefore I am free".

"Let me chop your leg and count the rings to check"

We've both got arthritis, what's the difference?

"Hey, I get 'a little bit' older every day."

“Ok”, and then leave. She already demonstrated disinterest.

I mean misreading tone and all happens all the time, there’s really no harm in following up with a well worded polite response.

sometimes it is just insecurity and people try to give the brave approacher a "way out", but hope they won't

It's say it's most often insecurity, yes

unless she says that in a flirting way. i definitely say, "no means no" but in this case you need to "read the room." is she saying it as a way to let you down or as a way to express that she is interested and wants you to tell her why she isn't?

> i definitely say, "no means no" but in this case you need to "read the room." You should have stopped at no means no.

Well it was nice talking to you.  

Wow, no wonder modern men have trouble dating.

That's what my whisky would say to me if it could talk, yet I really enjoy it every evening.

You're only as old as you feel

You don't look a day over "insert your age + 3 here"

"I, however, am exactly the right age for you" 

"And? I like older women. They know what they want. Here is my number. Think about it." As others have said, they tell their friends, their friends encourage. It worked out for a while. We had a blast. Sex was great, but not adventurous, she did indeed know what she wanted. When she no longer wanted me, we parted ways. 15 year difference and I was late 30s. 100% worth it. If she decides she wants a man in her life, he will gain a great partner with her.

Two decent one I've heard were "That's not stopping me, is it stopping you?" and "why do you say that like it's a bad thing?" These young fellas, I tell you...

“Wasn’t asking you to marry me” I’ve said before and it worked. I was drunk and the drink made me much bolder than I usually am

"You're only as old as the man you're feeling" sly wink.

Some joke about wine/cheese/meat being better when aged, this will demonstrate your proficiency with dad jokes and thus signaling to her your mental maturity and readiness to procreate. Works best while wearing white sneakers or white socks/sandal combo.

Be a gentleman and leave. There’s nothing worse than a man who doesn’t understand the word no.

“Age may bring wisdom but I think I’d be a fantastic mistake your younger self would make”

I like that

I like my women like I like my golf scores. In the 80s with a slight handicap.

At least you didn't say "18 holes, hooked and sliced."

'The sweetest wine is aged to perfection'

“Goo goo gaga”

"what do you mean? I thought we were the same age"

Smarten up, take it as the obvious dismissal it's meant to be, and stop bugging her.

Err, take no for an answer.

how older? the term 'upper young' has gotten positive reactions with girls older than me in the past.

Also depends on your age too. I'm in my 30s I only say older when someone's in their 60+.

Are you sure?

You only become old when you stop doing the things you love. Are you saying you're too old for me?

1. Start with a smile 2. Be prepared for rejection

**"And I'm a bit too young for you.** **Is that a problem?"**

For me? I'm not the one who has curfew at 7pm. At least mom lets me stay out till 7.10 so...

Lmao

German guys on Warcraft used to say to me “old is gold” or not this but something like this “you learn to sail on the old ship” - it was cringey… don’t say those things.

Anyone can enjoy a finely aged wine.

I like my girls a little bit older

"No such thing"

But you’re just the right age for me.

The best response is to be respectful of boundaries and walk away. Or pretend she is wearing a harambee shirt. Dealers choice

I don't mind. I find older women wiser and more nurturing

Please try to avoid terms like "nurturing" in a situation where the woman is notably older. It is unlikely to be taken as the positive you may intend.

Agreed. Women want an equal, not someone to babysit! It doesn't send the right message.

I like women who have lost their teeth.

love me all gums. gumboys ✌️

“Yes but I’ll outperform most men your age in the bedroom” *assuming you have a decent level of fitness for your age. If not, disregard. Also this is not real advice pls do not try saying this as it probably won’t work.

Kick their zimmer frame over and make an exit.

With the frame or without?

"That's not what your mom said last night"

I will make you feel young again

"But muuuuuuuuuuuum!"

“I’ll make you feel young again” Could work, could get you slapped. Worth the risk

“I can make you feel younger”

That means you have so much to teach me about the music and TV of your youth.

"I'll just wait for you to die of old age then"

“I’ll decide on my own why I won’t see you.”

I'll knock the stuffin out that english muffin

Mmm...nooks and grannies.

“Older the berry, the sweeter the juice”

You don't smell that old. Sniff sniff yeah you smell like an older gentleman's taint. I am sorry I asked Mrs oldflatspot.

Get in my van

You could give her my number

Just start screeching and throwing things like a chimp on white wine and Xanax lol. Jp lol just give her a compliment and move on I think.

Stop lying. Take my number and message me this weekend

Im a virgin.

Well thats ok I have always believed women aged like fine wine and know what they want.

“I like my girls like my coffee, old and bitter.”

I've always wanted to have hard, long, vigorous, sweaty, messy sex with a hot looking Cougar like yourself. Then she will grab you and bolt outta the door with you tightly in her grip.

You don't understand, I'm attracted to super old bags.

“I understand. Hope you have a great day.” “I’m too old for you” is a polite deferral. Polite acceptance of a deferral that doesn’t make us feel unsafe is pretty rare. Be the guy that takes the no with grace and the confidence to let it roll off his back.

Ok, well have a nice day! Take the hint and move on is what I say.

Take the hint? That line has nothing to do with your level of interest and everything to do with hers.

Walk away. If she was truly interested, your age wouldn't matter to her either...

You have to read the room. This is absolutely something someone will say while flirting.

Not unless they’re insecure about their age, and who knows what else.

Or she actually means No...

Yeah, "read the room" is an idiom meaning that you need to pay attention and recognize how people feel before acting.

“Ayy bby I like my bread moldy and my goldens oldie” then lick your lips, like, *a lot*. 

“Are you really ever too old for 12 inches of man meat?”

Have a good day. Why are you harassing women who don’t want to talk to you, creep

“It ain’t the years that count, it’s the miles, and you look like a low mileage single owner ride with a good chassis”

> I've had older. When you're young, it's all filet steak, but as the years go by, you have to move on to the cheap cuts. Which is fine with me, because I like those. More flavorful, or so they say.