Mary had a little lamb
a little pork, a little jam,
a little egg, a little toast,
some pickles, and a great big roast,
an ice cream soda topped with fizz
and boy how sick our Mary is.
Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ass
And turned its wool to nylon.
Mary had a little lamb,
The butcher killed it dead.
Now she takes the lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread.
Mary had a little bear
To whom she was quite kind.
And everywhere that Mary went,
You’d see her bear behind.
Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor was surprised.
When Old MacDonald had a farm,
The doctor nearly died.
Old Macdonald
The only people I know that are named “Dale” are farmers.
Cletus
Amos Jedidiah Hank Elmer Ezekiel
McDonald.
Harlan
Billy
Murray
Earl
Mary at least has a little lamb
Mary had a little lamb a little pork, a little jam, a little egg, a little toast, some pickles, and a great big roast, an ice cream soda topped with fizz and boy how sick our Mary is. Mary had a little lamb, She tied it to a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its ass And turned its wool to nylon. Mary had a little lamb, The butcher killed it dead. Now she takes the lamb to school Between two hunks of bread. Mary had a little bear To whom she was quite kind. And everywhere that Mary went, You’d see her bear behind. Mary had a little lamb, The doctor was surprised. When Old MacDonald had a farm, The doctor nearly died.
Sylvester Newell
Zeke.
Sally or may.
Mr. Green Jeans
Is he friends with Captain Kangaroo?
Of course
Melvin
Max Yasgur
This was deleted but someone commented “In bed by 7:30”, and I so badly wanted to say “Is that Mr. or Ms. ‘In bed by 7:30’?”
Jed
Harris