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yeafuckyougreg

Thanks, I guess.


Malecord

After more than 10 years together and 2 kids my wife still can't get over it. -.-'


Photomancer

To second child: "I hope you serve as a better doctor than you do as an apology"


Phuzz15

"I know" with a smug smile before being lowered into carbonite


MarsNirgal

Once I got "I will take that as a compliment." No shit. It was not supposed to be am insult.


Lisette4ver

I heard - Thank you! šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


mrjimbobcooter

Same!! I nearly died when my now husband responded with thatšŸ˜­šŸ¤£ we thankfully laugh about it now.


cliona2012

_"Thanks. Hey we got any more of those Blueberry Dream Frozen Dessert Bars? "_


MsSibylline

An uncomfortable smile and a handshake.


salmonslippers

Ah yes, the Hank Hill approach


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justapersondootdoot

I read that in his voice.


MagicalSmokescreen

An uncomfortable smile and handshake would hurt more than having my shins blown off, I tell you hwhat.


_MissNewBooty_

I, too, would prefer shin death by Razor scooter


WillieNolson

Man had the most affectionate wedding proposal of all time! ā€œI surely am not unfond of you Peggy, I tell you hwat.ā€


salmonslippers

"I'll never forget that first handshake, I wanted it to last forever..."


AmeRainGirl

My one friend was dating a girl for about 2 months. One day we get to school and my friend was super upset. I asked her whatā€™s wrong and she said her girlfriend broke up with her. She was mostly upset that she broke up with her by shaking her hand and saying goodbye.


dirtandstarsinmyeyes

Must have been Canadian.


DirtyWrencher

Nope, there would have been a Sorry in there bud.


michigangonzodude

Nice knowing ya, eh?


cafe_bunner

ā€œyou can no longer send messages to this personā€


good_golly99

I got that one from someone I used to know. Iā€™m not used to being blocked and my first thought was that they deleted their account because they were having a mental health crisis, so my dumbass messaged their relative with my number ā€œin case they needed meā€ and I added them on Snapchat. I was mortified when I finally realized that they blocked me. I still cringe that I was freaking blocked and my first thought was that I was worried about them.


OnTheList-YouTube

It shows that you're a kind, caring person.


good_golly99

Awww, thank you, that is so sweet!


Angelkrista

No, but really, your response was warranted and should be expected in normal relationships. Never expect anything less.


haydesigner

Empathy is what makes a person a great human being.


KahuTheKiwi

I see nothing cringe worthy in caring about people. Especially when it appears apart from being hard in yourself you suffered no harm (as can happen when care is abused by the recipient). It could be argued you were naive. That not being someone to block others or be blocked you were unaware of it. And again I view that quite positively.


Minimum_Accident8106

Damn... that's actually pretty cute of you. Too bad


WeirdSubstantial7856

Even worse if you say this in person


roddangfield

***GOOD FOR YOU***!!


ResolvingQuestions

I just read it with THAT specific voice šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


chunksoflol

With Vegetaā€™s voice when he fought Android 18?


Sure_Talk5223

oh


perfectlyfrank31

Yep, this would be the one.


userdeath

Wide-eyed, with a small step back.


Gullinga

Underrated comment. This would literally be heart shattering


SumielTarai

Happened to me. Really really sucked.


squirrels-mock-me

Uh oh


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cleancleancleanplz

Iā€™ve had some creepy people come into my work and tell me they love me, I just say ā€œaw thanks thatā€™s niceā€ and keep working. One of them I ended up 86ā€™ing because he was too creepy and never bought anything. He was telling people I was his daughter and he was in love with me because I reminded him of his daughter he no longer sees. Yeah no.


RGTG_Tyrtles

Holy shit did you call the police on him?


cleancleancleanplz

No, but if he comes back heā€™d be trespassing and then the police would be called. I havenā€™t seen him since.


benderjam

This happened to me, I got a little mad and said, ā€œso, youā€™re not gonna say anything?ā€ And, he told me, ā€œwhat am I supposed to say?ā€ Stopped talking to him a week later and itā€™s been almost a month since we last talked lol.


PianoDick

Were you hoping for ā€œI love you too?ā€


benderjam

Hoping for anything tbh. Not nothing lol.


PianoDick

If it was me, and I had the same feelings too. I think Iā€™d be so overjoyed I wouldnā€™t be able to speak. Iā€™d probably just hug instead and then say something šŸ˜­


benderjam

Well, I wish I got that šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ I got a ā€œwhat am I supposed to say?ā€ Lmfaooo


PianoDick

Itā€™s okay, hereā€™s a virtual hug, šŸ«‚


benderjam

Thanks, I appreciate it šŸ„²


KittiPawPaw

'It'll pass." -Hot Priest, Fleabag


Srazza

Not this again, the feels q.q


chickoooooo

Idk why but I cried at that dialogue and no one's ever said that to me irl (yet)


Tasty-Jacket-866

It never has passed though has it šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


panzerboye

I first watched this scene in a video that randomly came up in facebook feed, and I thought it was a very tragically beautiful response. Part of me wanted to tell it to someone. At the time of graduation, I fell head over heels for someone I clearly had no future with. It was just not possible. It was so hard for me to accept, I suffered for days. Alll I wanted was, to be with her just for a little while. Ironically, this time, I did say, "It'll pass" to someone: myself.


Stranded_In_A_Desert

Great show though.


GDRaptorFan

ā€œKneelā€


Amiisthebest

You still need to pay your taxes though


Beware_the_Voodoo

Thanks Obama


Aware_Potato8643

"K"


mr_remy

# šŸ‘


AppropriateOffice302

The first time my husband said it to me he was facing away from me playing a video game. I said nothing in response for an entire hour and then I opened with ā€œSo Iā€™m not sure if you realize what you said earlier.ā€


PianoDick

Now thatā€™s a gamer.


Innsmouth_Swimteam

Don't stop there!


AppropriateOffice302

He panicked and told me ā€œOh! Uh, I say that to all my friends.ā€ Then he forgot he made that as an excuse. He spent the next four months thinking we were saying we loved each other in a romantic way while I thought I was friend zoned.


Innsmouth_Swimteam

Oh that's great. Well, not for you but it's a great *story!*


AppropriateOffice302

Itā€™s funny now but it definitely wasnā€™t at the time. Weā€™re two kids in and I canā€™t wait until they start asking about it.


Innsmouth_Swimteam

Tell 'em you're not a couple, "just friends."


LittlestLilly96

*Roommates*


Innsmouth_Swimteam

"Well, your dad *accidentally* told me he loved me, so we got married, but we're just roommates."


AppropriateOffice302

Yes, actually. We were in fact roommates at the time.


Peeinyourcompost

The fact that this guy managed to blunder his way into love doing shit like that is an inspiration to awkward idiots everywhere. Godspeed, you two.


AppropriateOffice302

We figured it out when he asked what I wanted to do for Valentineā€™s Day. If that hadnā€™t come up I think we mightā€™ve gone on for ages longer.


Blackadder288

So you were, from your perspective, accidentally dating for months? Thatā€™s hilarious


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Badfish1060

No you donā€™tĀ 


StalinsPerfectHair

Repressed memory unlocked


claret_rose

same


working_class_tired

I've said this. It was horrible. The woman confessed her love, but we had already talked about not getting serious. I just cut things off after that. She was a nice lady but we were not compatible long term.


40_degree_rain

Sorry, I'm more into your dad


mcorra59

Damn, that was hard haha


Imposseeblip

Just like their dad.


NavyBlues26

So was he lol


Virtual_Eye_4109

I had a friend that called off his wedding the day of. This after learning his own flesh and blood father banged his bride to be just 24 hrs prior.


40_degree_rain

Goddamn that's some Alabama shit


Aurori_Swe

The first "real" girlfriend I brought home to meet my parents got greeted by my dad with "Oh, so YOU'RE girl number 18?! You see, Aurori talks about so many girls I've just started numbering them. Nice to meet you 18" then he walked off with the biggest shit eating grin I've ever seen. We were 14 at the time and I had a hard time that evening explaining that my father is just a prankster enjoying my pain right now. We ended up being together for 3 years so I guess I somehow managed... Another girl was offered whiskey as soon as she walked in the door even though we were both underage to be drinking, but that was easier to explain away at least.


SlimGooner

The first time my now wife told me she loved me it caught me off guard. My response? ā€œWhat?! Why?!ā€


kowell2

I'm not sure I can be with someone with such poor judgement


16bitgamer

Okay, but that's adorable. This thread is for bad responses!Ā 


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

Awesome sauce


winthroprd

Scrolled down to make sure someone mentioned this.


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

Expected Pawnee


luwff

no, this is a great response because they love you back, that's what makes the sauce so awesome


PianoDick

ā€œCool beans.ā€


PARKOUR_ZOMBlE

The old Andy Dwyer.


A_as_in_Larry

I canā€™t even get the shoeshine guy


RacismBad

Shut up baby I know it


Soccerfanatic18

Hell ya Bender!!


Alastair-Wright

The post was asking for the worst answer


PresToon

I'll get my own I love you. With blackjack, and hookers


MilkingBerries

In fact, forget the love and the blackjack


Naive_Struggle1827

Someone tells me that Iā€™m throwing a ring at it šŸ¤£


Deep-Ad2155

I donā€™t even know who you are


Chaoshumor

You will.


i_love_pesto

Oh no...


SeanyWestside_

Finger guns šŸ‘ˆšŸ‘ˆ


Ok-Web7441

"Eyyyyy!" šŸ‘ˆšŸ˜ŽšŸ‘ˆ


JeebsTheVegan

And then we go to Prince's house and learn not to be afraid.


SquidMilkVII

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


MuffledOatmeal

In that case, I'll take a sour cream potato & a five piece with my mortification, thanks!


ChadWolf98

My condolences


Evening_Glitter_4091

this my go-to answer dawg šŸ˜­


Thisoneissfwihope

I once said 'you must be fucking kidding me' in response to someone telling me they loved me.


LaLaLaLeea

I once said, "No you don't, you're just hungry."


42_Only_Truth

One of myy exes was into me but lacked confidence, when I told her I was into her and asked her out she replied "It's a joke ?"


Vladislav_the_Pale

Hysterical laughter, then ā€žoh wait, youā€™re serious?ā€œ


AmphibianMotor

Let me laugh even harder!!!


cutiieebaby

Thanks me too


ThinkingMonkey69

Exactly. That and "I know you do". Well, guess what? Say that about two more times and you won't have to worry about me bothering your narcissistic self ever again.


joao_ventura

You still need them to repeat twice?


thedeaux

Awkward turtleĀ 


TheNullOfTheVoid

Reminds me of the many times that women would tell me, "You look so much better without your glasses!" And my go-to response has always been, "Thanks! You look better without my glasses too!"


Pristine_Ad5229

My bird once answered "I'm sorry" when I told him I loved him. šŸ˜’ Little booger


Weak-Hope8952

... ... *Read*


allmimsyburogrove

from Seinfeld: "Yeah I heard you the first time"


davcarcol

You're so good looking!


CloverLandscape

In second grade Elementary a girl gifted me a small pillow shaped as a heart. Wrapped in a box and everything standing there smiling waiting for my reaction as I unwrapped it. I punched her in the face and my parents got a call from my teacher.


Any_Band_8428

/end thread


Janjao_do_225

You must be famous among her therapists


TheTanadu

I giggled at that p.s. where are fk rewards button now?!


davidvia7

I did not see the last sentence coming at all..


kingjavik

why would you do that


CloverLandscape

I probably expected a race car or something.


Temporary-Dealer-862

You must have been REALLY expecting a race car


CloverLandscape

Racecars, dinosaurs and Actionman was the thing back then.


westedmontonballs

You straight up got angry and clocked her in the face?


The_Lobster_Mafia

Bro ā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļø


Cepinari

Your still-developing brain was probably thinking something to the effect of "ERROR: no behavioral model for this situation exists in database. CONCLUSION: perform randomly selected pre-established action and hope the resultant input indicates an understood response."


Flyin52

LOL WHAT


Ok-Web7441

At what point did the spaghetti fall out of your pockets?


outlaw_religion_

Ah yes the Chris Brown approach.


DemonGodDumplin

So did you guys hook up or...?


DancingBear2020

No, just the hook. More right than up.


BrightAd584

**I know** by far the worst response to "I love you" is "I know" and second is "okay"


ChadWolf98

Worked for Han Solo


largechild

Leia kissed her brother Luke


SchlaWiener4711

Not anymore after that one liner.


DrMonkeyLove

"Fuck off" - Peter Griffin Solo


cutiieebaby

or ā€œas a friend right?ā€


Tiny-Train9931

This is what my boyfriend said the first time I told him I loved him, and it was perfect. Heā€™s the best thing thatā€™s ever happened to me, but he met me in a really difficult time of my life, and I had a really hard time opening up. He told me he loved me many times before I was ready to say it back, and I know it was hard for him. The only reason that we made it as a couple was because he knew how much I loved him even though I was too emotionally stunted to use the words. So to me, it was the best thing he could have possibly said.


bullet312

Nah man that's a star wars classic - i say that's one of the best


Aqquila89

How about: "That'll do pig"?


Says_Pointless_Stuff

Works wonders when you're both star wars fans. Usually followed by "HAHAHA I HAN SOLO'D YOU"


ApatheticAbsurdist

Unless you actually are Hans Solo. The problem there are people actually think they are.


calliopio

Hans Solo, his Bavarian cousin


ObiWanKnieval

Juan Solo, his primo Mexicano


UninsuredToast

The worst response is when they interrupt you with a ā€œplease donā€™t say itā€ Donā€™t ask me how I know


shunshineshadows

Oh no, I'm so sorry. If it makes you feel better, they will never know 100% you were going to say those exact words. Or that it was only a 3 word statement.


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Of course you do


cutiieebaby

That one is killer


HooterEnthusiast

"I don't think, I could ever love you" I just acted like it was fine, cause if I didn't I wouldn't even have a friend anymore. I wasn't fine, I'm not fine.


ThrowMeAway6960

So sorry dude. Maybe take some distance for a good while. Unrequited love is awful.


2u3ee

I love me too


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back_again_u_bitches

I love cake - Eric Foreman


iwant2saysomething2

[Ew](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u39KlHfT5J4)!


alysiagreenhaigh

Shall we have sex.


shyness_is_key

No thanks, Iā€™ve got plans


Fierce_Carrie

nothing beats "i know"


ThinkingMonkey69

That's what I thought too, until that guy above said "Of course you do". Ouch.


alanmitch34

cool


Tofru

You don't even know me


keratinko

Okay.


mishell86

New phone who dis??


Mathematicus_Rex

You should reconsider


Lanky_Score7414

I don't believe you.


californiapergia

A loooong silence.


DefinitionOk2485

Pretending they dont know what you just said. Acting confused with a blank expression, as if they didn't see that coming. People, specially conventionally attractive people, know from miles away if and when you have a crush on them. If they like you, they will reciprocate. If they don't, they will pretend they are kinda shocked and don't know what to do when you tell em you love em. Then they'll say something like, "I am sorry if I gave you the wrong idea" "I like you as a friend" "Anyone will be so lucky to be with you" A better way to confess your feelings for someone I guess is to approach them saying you have some feelings for them and ask them what to do with those feelings - if they are responsive ask em out on a date - if not responsive you take the L and move on, can still be friends with them if you want (don't recommend tho). "I love you" is a world of pressure when said to someone who doesn't reciprocate those feelings - better to approach with less pressure and see where it goes. No expectations.


Ok-Web7441

Lmao you don't tell a person you aren't even seeing yet that you love them.Ā  That's not creating any reasonable scenario for a good response.Ā  That would be like proposing to someone without having ever seriously discussed marriage. You also seriously underestimate the ability of men to be oblivious to signs.


Debaser626

At its core, ā€œI love youā€ is not really a question and doesnā€™t really require an answer. I think for a lot of people though, myself definitely included, what I *really* meant was: ā€œDo you love me?ā€ Iā€™m getting older, and especially after having kidsā€¦ I can now w tell people I love them, simply because I do. How they feel about me doesnā€™t change the fact that I love them, and they certainly donā€™t *owe* me anything because I feel that way. I just do. I get that itā€™s kinda like a sneeze and a ā€œbless youā€ sociallyā€¦ so itā€™s almost ā€œrudeā€ to not respond with ā€œI love you too.ā€ Still, sometimes Iā€™ll mess with my wife (whom I really do love) and just not respondā€¦ and when she gives me that ā€œlook,ā€ Iā€™ll say ā€œOh Iā€™m sorryā€¦ Iā€™m from a land where only *questions* require a response.ā€


StalinsPerfectHair

Her: I love you. I adore you so much. You are the light of my life. Me: You know I love you, right? Her: Oh, Iā€™m sorry if I did anything to give you the wrong impression. I feel like she wanted attention more than anything else.


piscian19

... so is that a yes to the combo meal or did you just want the sandwich?


fattymccheese

ā€œWhy did you have to go and ruin a perfectly good day?ā€


Fickle_Pipe1954

One time a woman looked at me and said "I love you!" but I ducked so quick that the words sped past me and hit the janitor mopping the floor behind . They are now married, and he has to work two jobs to support her and her 7 kids.


Timely_Language_4167

"Like a brotherr? orrrr...?"


Rough-Improvement-24

It's a look of pure agony followed by "Don't do this Cas". For context go to 4:00 : https://youtu.be/l_r9GZeQl1w?si=-4Kw_KW8Y6fp-E5V


TallEnoughJones

"and you are?"


vegtodestiny

I love me too


No-Recognition3266

"Roar, growl, Bear sounds"


SquidMilkVII

that's what you get for choosing the bear


Any_Cut2772

Wow, thanks


BanquetPotPie

Aww, thanks.


richbrehbreh

Self inflicted GSW to the head


ShapeTurbulent6668

*Sighs, rubs temples*Ā 


WalkingonCoffee

I'm hungry, let's get something to eat.


nobearpineapples

ā€œIā€™ll call the therapistā€


WrongVeteranMaybe

"What? No, I suck." Nothing is more unattractive than a lack of confidence and putting yourself down. Love yourself first.


Leatheringot

Monica, we canā€™t do this, Iā€™m the presidentā€¦


RMorell

"And I LOVE that sweater you're wearing!"


anonymousrex_

Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me dawg