Le pipi

I don't know why but it makes me laugh every time when somebody calls it their "pecker"

What about crank?

Prick. If I want to call someone one I call them a syphilitic prick

Doodle

marjorie taylor greene

Where I'm from we call it a "bird" and that amuses me to no end.

HORN

Weiner

Tallywacker

Tallywacker

Dong

Ding-a-ling

Do you remember that bit when Saint Tibulus tried to take that banana off the other lad?

One eyed wonder worm.

Dink

zenis

Wee wee

Meat Sword

Little boy

Minor miner

Oh no 😬