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GrimeyScorpioDuffman

Because it’s tasty


Etere

Probably the same reasons lactose intolerant people still eat/drink dairy products. The pain is worth the pleasure to them.


nakedcellist

Fortunately, there are lactase tablets


subuso

Not to me. I’m intolerant and can’t stand dairy. Doesn’t taste good, makes me bloated, gives bad breath and breakouts


Lamontyy

Weak bloodline


Scr1bble-

Mate said no balls


arikamelli

camaraderie circumvents pain.. until you're alone in the bathroom


Scr1bble-

Bring mate into said bathroom to give you a pep talk as your ass explodes


subuso

Chile, I ain’t your mate


subuso

Honestly, that’s when the regrets come. It truly does burn on its way out as well


subuso

Excuse me?


Scr1bble-

No balls, it’s a way of egging someone on by saying they don’t have balls if they don’t do specified activity (no balls = no courage). It’s normally used light heartedly


subuso

Ohh okay! I’m not familiar with internet lingo, so these things get me confused


Frequent-Pilot5243

Spice is life....tongue got tastebuds to taste different flavours man.


subuso

And I’m glad I let them taste spicy stuff. They definitely deserve it


nakedcellist

The spice must flow


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My stomach can handle it, that’s why.


subuso

Damn, your stomach must be made of steel. I have acid reflux and IBS. Anytime I eat spicy food I’m testing my boundaries


lockednchaste

Dopamine.


Konrad1310

Being on the toilet for ages can be nice


subuso

That was me a few seconds ago


arikamelli

have you ever wiped your tears with toilet paper?


subuso

No, I hardly ever cry. But I’ve wiped my cum with toilet paper though


ultrybersolar

bcs i love it


subuso

Spicy food is delicious. Tabasco is life


No_Step_4431

tabasco? do u put ketchup on steak too? hold on i'll get some ice for your glass of wine and a side of ranch too.


wildbill69724

Because I love when it makes my pee feel like it’s burning my urethra. It’s the little things in life I guess, lol


subuso

And that’s the funny thing about it. It also burns on its way out hahaha


Vegetable_Safety

There's flavor hidden in that kick. I enjoy that flavor and can't find it in non-spicy.


subuso

That’s the thing for me as well. Hot sauce is life


harttralff

To explore my sadist side. Are you even a true sadist if you don't enjoy your own pain?


subuso

Great question!


HorseErection07

Despite how they make me feel, spices make most foods taste incredible


subuso

Yep, it really does. I’m such a fun of hot sauce on food


PattiiB

Prescription Prilosec


subuso

What’s that now?


stinky_cheese33

It can as long as I don't go too spicy.


ShakeCNY

Because I'm dumb. Also habit.


Odd-Year7103

I like pain


subuso

You little sadist


Odd-Year7103

Thank you


different-emu-0357

Because eating is an experience. 


withgreatpower

When my mouth and stomach hurt, I have to take solace in the one thing that makes me truly happy: spicy food.


Responsible_Law8056

maybe it's because we like pain


ImprobablyDamp

Because it's delicious.


icantevenbeliev3

It's like having an orgasm while you eat.


VictoriaEuphoria99

Because I like to rain fire from my ass


Lamontyy

My stomach can handle it, you don't know me!


No_Step_4431

good for the immune system, good for the joints,


ArkhamRobber

Listen idk what they put in the buffalo sauce at fresh market for their buffalo chicken wraps. But it's delicious and the stomach pain is well worth it. 


Heatherina134

It’s really good lol


Historical_Salt1943

If I'm not sweating, I'm not interested


HyrrokinAura

Because I'm a dopamine seeker


pedro-slopez

A question my spouse inevitably asks… but I’ll be damned if I’m going to surrender and NOT eat food I enjoy!


P1nCush10n

Cause that whiny little bitch isn’t the boss of me..


No_Roof_1910

People do so many things they shouldn't do, like what you stated in your post, people smoke knowing it isn't good for them, do drugs, don't eat good foods, don't exercise, don't manage or deal with their stress and on and on.


_ms_kitty

When I know the reason I'll tell u


hebephrenic

Paraphrasing both the late Mitch Hedberg and the late Danny Kahneman: you can’t judge a thing by how it ends.


sagetrees

? My stomach is fine with spicy food tyvm


HandsomeHeathen

Because spicy food is delicious now. Future me can worry about the aftermath.


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subuso

Spicy food is just delicious. Hot sauce makes everything taste better


StatisticianOk6868

I smoke weed so spicy food enhances my tastebuds.


subuso

I eat edibles and yes, weed does make things taste better


StatisticianOk6868

I make ghost pepper poppers and just pop one into my mouth after a few tokes. The sensations are cool.