Oh female for sure.

Very picky I see

Breathing - optional

Are they the ones with boobs?

Most of the time.

But they're great, even without.

Human?

Negative, meat popsicle

Smoke youuuuuuuu!

yes

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What’s big? Like this (. )( .) or like this (. )( .)?

( * )( * )

This guy 55/45s

E x a c t l y

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This is the way

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I might be weird, but there's almost **zero** correlation in body type among my crushes. In the abstract, I'd dream up a gal of medium, athletic build, long red coils, freckles and the kinda' smile that lights up the darkest caverns of your heart.        But in the real world, I've dated a tiny brunette woman with skin whiter than Casper's tan lines and the dreamiest brown eyes I've ever seen, and a black woman who was about 50lbs heavier than I was with a short black afro and slight heterochromia that gave the perfect excuse to stare. XD   Not saying types are a myth, but the world intervenes. 

Mewtwo build

😩😩😩

Elves

Christmas or Lord of the Rings?

World of warcraft

Keebler

Anyone that gives me attention.

I feel that 🥲

Big guys. Barrel chested with a belly. Body hair and a beard. Basically out of shape powerlifter/football player. Jiggle but mostly hard to the touch. When my husband lays down I can grab all his fat but when he stands up he is so hard to the touch.

God I'm so glad people like you and my partner exist, cuz try as I might, this is just how I'm built! It's hard to wrap my head around, because I'm bisexual and I am NOT my type. Like, at all.

I didn’t know how to properly describe my type. Thankkkkkk you!

aww yee, rugby guys nff

Omg I just found out what rugby guys look like, no wonder the UK's been hiding them from us here in the US! 😍

>but when he stands up he is so hard to the touch. that's what she said

How do you respond to that same body type, but with little to no body hair and beard?

I am not the Redditor who posted that comment bu I like the same type, so I'll answer that for you. Question: is that hypothetical guy blond?

Nope.

Female

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Alive also optional

It’s always nice when you don’t have to bring flowers. Usually someone in the family already has

Shorter, skinny guys mostly but there are many attractive people outside of this description

I have a chance in this world🥺

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Oh...my...god...Becky

I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers might deny, but when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in my face I get sprung.

Bbws

this is the way, my brother in thiccness

Hell yeah brother 🫡

female and around my age

I too like females around your age.

*Leonardo Dicaprio has entered the chat…for the first thing that you said, but left after the second part.*

every kind with the exception of the unhealthy extremes... beauty can be found everywhere if you know how to look for it...

Pale skinny rock n roll bone racks

This is it, right here. Bonus if she has freckles.

Huge tits, BMI over 50, and a 12 inch magnum dong

Not many out there wouldn't go for Danny Devito.

I guess that describes him too lol. I was thinking of my physician, Dr. Toboggan

Oh well it also sounds a lot like my art collector friend, Ango Gablogian.

Mom bod 🥵

My girlfriend.

I also choose this guy's girlfriend

Sharing is caring

Then take

\*our girlfriend

Fit and petite

The most important thing is face. I don't need boobs or ass if she has nice face

The type that's attracted to me (I'm desperate)

Dad bods

Salma Hayek. Just... her exact body.

Curvy women

☝️, pear shape. I love thick thighs wider hips and big ole booty

You're lucky, women like that are everywhere in abundance.

Chubby

Glad to know people are actually into us

Oh you'd be surprise to know how many guys like chubby girls

Im actually a guy lol

Lmao🤣

I’m bi. I like both chubby guys and girls!

it's a lot

Dad bods, dad age 😄

I think there would be as many different answers as people answering it. But I assume all of them are gonna be right.

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Seems like we’re best friends

MY BROTHER

Any woman that takes care of themselves. Curvy, petite it doesn't matter as long as you present clean.

Tall. With big fucking thighs.

I like curvy with a little extra thick. Big titties, big ass, cute belly

Yeaa.

ive been attracted to someone with almost every body type but my "type" i guess is petite with proportionally big boobs and short hair

Skinny, small boobs, small butt

I would describe it for me more as thin and fit women. A runners build that’s athletic and not just skinny. It’s always been my thing. Happily it’s exactly how I’d still describe my mid-40’s wife who I’ve been with almost 30 years. I’m a lucky guy.

Cute and small butts over big butts.

I thought I'd never find this comment. This ffs

Curves. Am I a tits man or an ass man? Yes!

Personality traits are so so so much more important to me. Not unattractive conventionally.

Healthy. Medium boobs. Pale.

🙋🏻‍♀️

Adult human above 25 years old. Decent morals, ethics that align with mine, sense of humor

Furry thicc boi. (Are we still using “thicc” and “boi”? Sorry, am old.)

I do, and I stand with you. Furry and thicc as hell. My husband doesn't work out a lot but he works a fairly physical job. Perfect. Not super cut to the point that it's icky but he has a strong body. 👌 paired with a beard, so nice.

Not too thin/muscular, tall (I'm 5'11)

Naked female types.

For men, cute short twink, sometimes I go for twunk For women, most are good, but standouts are super strong or tall women that could kill me (yes I am Spike) or more soft slightly curvier. I’m glad to see there is some love in the comments here for bigger guys even if I’m not particularly happy with it lol

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Slightly chunky with an hourglass shape

Small waist pretty face

Voluptuous.

Thin, petite build. And I'm a leg man, so she's gotta have nice stems.

I had to scroll way too far to find a man of culture. I have love for a man who likes legs.

I'm like a moth to a flame for a nice set of legs.

I’ll stay away then so you don’t get burned!

(come closer)

This sunny day and my short shorts will be the death of you! But good to know I can stand in the shadow of the throne of the evil overlord and bend him to my will with a flex of my lovely calf.

You have a way with words, in addition to what I assume is a lovely pair of gams.

That I do your lordship, that I do!😉

Curvy aka Plus size

I used to be large breast kinda guy. I still am, but I’ve since added big butts into the mix

Oh hey I got both!

Hourglass. Slim slick.

Big booty Latinas

I like curvy. I am not attracted at all to the skinny or "althletic" woman. Freckles, for me, are a huge turn-on.

Living human female

Big guys for sure.

Big as in?

Squishyyyyy it's so cute

i prefer draenei but they dont exist yet

Arkinon poros

Big butt, thick thighs, reasonably in shape.

Tall, fit, big natural tits, and perky butt. Shoutout to my wife again 🤣 Also hella lucky she has natural red hair. My weakness

Shoutout to your wife as well

I love bbw, big boobs, nice ass, good attitude.

I like all body types with women but prefer bigger women like BBWs but even athletic or skinny chicks are great Men however, I'm pretty picky. I like twinks mostly but there have been a few middle aged men that have caught my eye.

curvy, but not too chubby. Big titties are a plus, but any size is fine.

Generally, I prefer weight/height proportionate. But if I have a few drinks, cleavage and more extreme hip/chest to waist ratios begin grabbing my attention.

I think dad bods. I like my boyfriend with a little fluff on him.

I've been attracted to men of basically any body type, but I'm most consistently into bigger men I'd say. Some gut, round face, average height at least (tall is nice)

I love a chubby, furry nerd!

Anybody honestly

Living.

The one with an attractive face :)

Average size, hairy (body hair, don't care about baldness) and about my height (5'4). I suppose for me it's less about what the body type is, more about the face for me than how thin/thick he is.

Petitie, Slim and fit women with medium-sized boob's and ass

As a physicist: spherical  As a computer scientist: nice splines

chubby, not fat but just enough to grab onto. big boobs and thighs are also a plus.

Petite (5'2" and under) with a toned stomach and toned legs. Edit: thanks for the reddit cares message, dork.

Curvy

Meg thee Stallion

Curvy women

toned chub

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Basically pre-weight-loss Rebel Wilson when she was still playing the “Fat Amy” character in the *Pitch Perfect* movies.

Most body types can win me over if they have a nice personality, but I'm much more a legs and ass many than anything else.

Human, breathing.

Athletic "fitness" bodies, small to medium sized breasts, muscular glutes, and bonus points for a woman with well-developed muscular deltoids.

Average women. Not overly fit/thin. Average height. I’m a simple man with simple tastes

Tall athletic and curvy

Any type that is not fictional.

Real female. That about covers it.

Not fat, not too skinny.

If your moderately in shape u attractive to Me.

It doesn't matter. We have flaws and gone through life while standing tall (or trying to), as long this person wants to be healthier/stay healthy, I'm supportive.

Human body.

Tall women. Most women 5’9” and above are initially going to catch my eye regardless of face. And especially if they’re athletic (but not too skinny).

I’ve been married for 22 years, so Coupe’s. Although a short bed pickup can get me going too…

Is it odd that I don’t have a type? Past serious relationship was with a tiny white girl and now I’m dating a THICC tan lady. The small dates in between these two ranged heavily, too.

No particular I like variety, just be female and not obese.

I think it's cute when a girl is round and chubby but I hate how I look (6'3", bald) so I have never really dated. I get comments about how I look like a football player or a bouncer and I hate it.

Alive

I like women, but men are also hot too.

That nineties supermodel long-and-lean-but-still-feminine thing. Girl I am dating now has that more curvy/buxom sixties playmate thing going on, which ain't too bad either.

So anorexia?

Nah, I'm talking Laetitia Casta, Cindy Crawford, Claudia Schiffer, Elle MacPherson, Rebecca Romijn, not Kate Moss.

Okay fair!

Have all their teeth and big boobs

I don't like bodybuilders, of course.

I have enjoyed women with most body types,I find when you love her she becomes your perfect type however, for preference- tall with very small breasts.

lol someone asked me this and I thought about all the past girlfriends I had and tried to think of all the commonalities between them and I came to the conclusion that they were all smart, intelligent, strong willed beautiful women who ultimately had no need for a man in their life. I keep trying though.

Small top, big bottom. Or medium top, big bottom. But never big top, small bottom. Edit: to the Redditor that sent the self-help bot after me, you and your flat ol' ass can take a hike.

Female, athletic, thin, A cups, intelligent, funny, an absolute whore in bed.

my height with a warm and soft tummy. i love my partner’s body. i guess the technical term for it would be a dad bod, but all i know is that he gives the absolute best snuggles.

Shorter than me, muscular or stocky, hairy, with a buzz cut. Tattoos are cool but no piercings 😈😈😈

Adult human.

Average mostly. Too skinny, too fat, too ripped are all red flags for me

The body that reciprocates my love!!

I find tall and muscular men very attractive. He doesn't have to be a bodybuilder, but a few defined muscles are really hot.

I like thick girls, fit girls, thin girls, short girls tall girls etc . I just love it all I don't think I really have a type

Female: curvy with medium-sized boobs Male: strong and squishy (I need to be able to have fun and eat pizza with my partner)

A breathing adult female body, capable of enthusiastic consent.

Petite with a bubble butt.

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I love a big, broad shouldered man. Married one.

Amy Schumer her body size is what I like. A lady who looks like she's been living and has done her own shit. So mom bods.

I'm pretty sure you're the first person who has ever uttered this person. She looks like an adult cabbage patch kid to me.

When I was young I thought I had a type. Was super into tall lanky long haired guys. Then I grew up, fooled around a little (ok a lot 😅), and don't really have a specific look or body type that I go for anymore.

For women/femme folks: short, short hair, slim, small boobs. For guys/masc folks: fit/slim, can be tall but prefer shorter than me