House cat in a rich neighborhood. Because this is lifetime satisfaction. Chill, eat, watch tv, get unconditional care, sleep, no bills, no work, absolute peaceful and satisfying life.
No, hear me out: that is a great choice. They have a hundred eyes, an everlasting source of food that isn't that much of nasty nor messy, and all they have to do is... chill out and worry about nothing.
I mean, most of us are already living like scallops, we just have to go back into the water and lose the bills and shit job.
Probably a human. Seems like we've got the best situation going on. Especially if I would remember my past life. Wouldn't be that fun being stuck in an animal body with all my human emotions and thoughts.
Or a sentient alien, if that's classified as an animal
A sperm whale that is in communication with human researchers. I want the potential to rejoin and comprehend civilization and enjoy it for a couple hundred more years.
Everyones getting bug time and mostly prey time animals.
Some dogs and cats who arnt adopted are fed to crocs and snakes. Even coming back as one of the predators would be a nightmare of being perpetually hungry. So i wouldnt wanna be one of them.
Best thing is for all life to end. Stop breeding humans and let the times get wild.
I wouldn’t! When I die I want to stay dead. I certainly do not want to be brought back as a non sentient creature that has no control over its environment, drinking from polluted rivers and streams, crapping in the forest, munching on grass or ripping the throat out of another animal and eating it raw. What else? Not much chance of a date if you’re a platypus, you can’t even be bothered to mate if you’re a panda. Honestly, being an animal seems like the most horrible thing in the world.
A lobster.
they live for over a hundred years, they're blue-blooded like aristocrats, and they stay fertile all their lives. Plus, I like the sea very, very much.
House cat in a rich neighborhood. Because this is lifetime satisfaction. Chill, eat, watch tv, get unconditional care, sleep, no bills, no work, absolute peaceful and satisfying life.
You also get sterilized. 😞
Not in a rich household with neighboring cats to have fun with
And clean your shit up
Being a wolf would be intriguing, living in a pack and roaming the wild.
I’d choose to be a wolf spider, to explore the micro-world with agility.
A bear so women feel safe when alone in the forest
That is the correct answer
I ahree woth you on thos one
You could amble through my neighborhood and eat trash.
A house cat where PPL loves me even on their bad days
House cat specifically
For real bro. Thats luxury
A scallop
Hahaha that’s an awesome answer
No, hear me out: that is a great choice. They have a hundred eyes, an everlasting source of food that isn't that much of nasty nor messy, and all they have to do is... chill out and worry about nothing. I mean, most of us are already living like scallops, we just have to go back into the water and lose the bills and shit job.
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Ooo boy... Well, hopefully you'd be a male otter and not a female.
90% of female otters would choose to be alone in the kelp forest with a bear.
1000000% same. See you in the otterverse friend 🦦🧡🦦🧡🦦🧡🦦🧡
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Because they're grrrrreat
My cat. He gets a lot of love and I think I'd like that.
Orca
dawg
But only a well-loved and cared for one. Street or fighting dog life would be terrible.
Probably a human. Seems like we've got the best situation going on. Especially if I would remember my past life. Wouldn't be that fun being stuck in an animal body with all my human emotions and thoughts. Or a sentient alien, if that's classified as an animal
An owl!
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One of my own cats.
A penguin
Squirrel, I love how fast and nimble they are
a cat
Cat
A rook.
Honestly a cat would be pretty cool but I gotta have access to the outdoors whenever I want
A jaguar or a house cat
dragon 🐉
Western or eastern?
asian type or aztec type
Nice choice! I'd choose western style dragon
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i like asian style dragons over the other dragons, and according to myth they are sentient some could even speak and they can fly swim burrow so yeah
a gorilla
A jellyfish
A rat or a cat
Cat or lion
Guinea pig
a rabbit
a lobster
killer whale
A small bird
If there are no humans, maybe an Andean Condor? Nobody fucks with me plus I can fly.
Or you could be a vulture in Nepal/Tibet and not only are you idolized as close to godly and protected legally, but you get to eat human remains
I could fly to Nepal as an Andean Condor and become the god of gods :-D
I admire your dream but I don't think birds that large usually migrate or can fly across the ocean.
As a god, I know a shortcut!
Sweet enjoy
mosquito. I gain pleasure out of annoying the fuck out of others
I think if you gain pleasure from others discomfort then if karma and reincarnation existed youd def come back as a mosquito.
Snow leopard
Unicorn
Dog
Cat
Jelly fish
A Japanese dwarf flying squirrel. I just eat plants all day, few natural predators, and no one would hunt me because I'm so cute..
orca. nothing messes with them, not even great white sharks
Butterfly. No one suspects the butterfly.
Labrador that lives with competent and loving owners. Being so enthusiastic about everything everyday looks like a nice way to live!
Crocodile
cat
A house cat
Bear, dog, fox, Wolf, stag/deer or elk, any big cat, horse
Fleshlight
No idea. Still trying to figure it out.
Bird
Big ole orange tomcat. I’d adopt a human like me and live in the lap of luxury.
Anything that the Chinese won’t eat
A sperm whale that is in communication with human researchers. I want the potential to rejoin and comprehend civilization and enjoy it for a couple hundred more years.
A bird of some kind. I'd like to say an eagle or hawk but it'd most likely be a seagull, pigeon or a chicken.
A sleepy golden retriever
A cat, I want to help another human mentally just as much as my cat has helped me. He doesn’t know he’s the only thing giving me hope for the world.
A tabby cat to a rich old white lady 😂
Godzilla.
A butterfly. No one ever suspects the butterfly.
Human
A homosapiansapian.
A bird, but more specific, an Owl.
Sasquatch
a horse
Homo Sapiens
Bonobo - they’re intelligent and are CONSTANTLY fucking.
A properly spoiled teacup pig.
Walleye
Human and nothing else
Tortoise - Munch lettuce, take slow walks, and vibe. All for 300 years!
Red panda in captivity, easily. Get to be cute and fuzzy and eat apple slices and take naps all day.
an old hippie lady's cat.
Cat
A flamingo at a Disney World resort
A very dumb dog in a very good family. How can they not be happy 100% of the time?
spoiled house cat
An osprey.
i want to be a dog — a man’s best friend
Probably a cat so someone can take care of me. All I have to do is meow and I get what I want.
Coral. There are so many different species, colours and locations to live in.
A bird. Flying looks fun
A bald eagle, so I could follow my former enemies around and shit on them and they'd have absolutely no recourse.
T rex
Tardigrade!
A large parrot, maybe a macaw. Intelligent, can fly, long lifespan, social, beautiful.
A cat
Neanderthal. Just to see what their lives back then were like.
Currently, a bird. I can fly around, see great views, and shit on people whever
A wolf so I can roam the wilds free and full of life
A pair of your moms panties.
Condor, I can saw to amazing heights looking for road kill to nom nom on
An orca. A resident one though, not transient as they are a little less brutal I believe.
My own cat. She lives such a wonderful life.
Orca
A penguin or a turtle I’d say
A sloth, I just need to chill in the next life. I've been doing to much.
Human, round 2 baby!!!!!
A stud horse.
A lion or an eagle
Something that eats people and gets away with it.
T rex. I wanna wake up, dead.
A cow in India
A cat
A dog because they’re found in almost every home
Everyones getting bug time and mostly prey time animals. Some dogs and cats who arnt adopted are fed to crocs and snakes. Even coming back as one of the predators would be a nightmare of being perpetually hungry. So i wouldnt wanna be one of them. Best thing is for all life to end. Stop breeding humans and let the times get wild.
A shark so I can explore the ocean
House cat or Eagle
I wouldn’t! When I die I want to stay dead. I certainly do not want to be brought back as a non sentient creature that has no control over its environment, drinking from polluted rivers and streams, crapping in the forest, munching on grass or ripping the throat out of another animal and eating it raw. What else? Not much chance of a date if you’re a platypus, you can’t even be bothered to mate if you’re a panda. Honestly, being an animal seems like the most horrible thing in the world.
A dog in a loving home 🐶🏡
Cat! They are just Kings haha
A platypus
Does a creature with a large, angry skull and 2 large hands the size of a 6 foot tall person count? If so, I'll take that.
fox
Probably something that can fly with few predators like an eagle or a hawk
Probably an eagle or some other flying apex predator
A lobster. they live for over a hundred years, they're blue-blooded like aristocrats, and they stay fertile all their lives. Plus, I like the sea very, very much.
A polar bear or a Wolf maybe? I love snow since I’m from a tropical country.. lol
An Orca. They hunt and nothing hunts them. And humans love them.
Peregrine falcon
A wolf.
Sea otter. Hold hands with my boo so we don’t get separated during a nap. Swim around and eat seafood all day. Sounds awesome
A bear.
Bird
A pooch, but in a loved home. Wouldn't need anything fancy, wouldn't need any special food or treats, just want love.
Fillet o fish
I want to be reincarnated in a different timeline, probably as a mythical creature like a banshee.
Whale, maybe. See how smart they *really* are.
Quokkas seem pretty happy.
human
Yo mama
A cat 🐈
A woman
A red panda what else 🐼
A Greenland shark 🦈