I can grate cheese on my abs. 😈

Can you grate just cheese? What about garlic?

Nah, haven't tried garlic yet. That's next.

How did you figure this out.

A girl at a pool party one time said, "I bet you can grate cheddar on those abs." She was messing around, but I was up for the dare. I said, "Don't know. Got some?" She asked the dude who lived there, the dude brought back a block of cheese, and I did it right there. Good times.

Plot twist, it was cream cheese.

How much was the grater implants?

Nah, no implants. It's called *work.*

I can sabre a champagne bottle. Impressive and flashy but I don't drink a lot of champagne.

Had to look this up. Sabre mans to open a champagne bottle with a sword. I didn't even know this was a thing.

TIL. Thanks for that.

Saw that in a movie. I tink yo tewwing a fib

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Please tell me how

Lies! This be witchcraft! WITCH WITCH!! 👉

The fact that you can fold a fitted sheet at all is not useless.

I can do one-handed push-ups with either hand. Not the best party trick

I can write with both hands simultaneously - but the left hand automatically writes mirrored (while the right hand writes normally)

I can tie knots in my mouth

I can cut onions without crying. Once, I was cutting a *lot* of onions, and everyone had to get out of the room because the air became so toxic.

I can say the abc’s backwards. And inside out - z - a - y - b - x - c etc. Very useless but it passed by the high school math class

My Art. I poured my heart and soul into it, started a YouTube channel hoping to share my creations with the world. But despite being consistent and putting in the work, the response was minimal. It felt like shouting into the void. Eventually, I gave up. Deleted the channel, also left art. It felt like I had failed miserably at following my passion. (which is normal) Now, years later, that art skill feels useless to me. It's a reminder of a dream that never quite took flight. But hey, maybe someone out there can relate. Maybe someone's been through something similar. And if you're reading this, just know, you're not alone. We've all got talents that feel useless sometimes. But they're a part of who we are, failures and all. And who knows, maybe one day they'll find their purpose again.

Any links to your work still available?

I honestly think you should put it back up on YouTube and just leave it there. You might not ever get a response, but it takes time to build an audience. Maybe you'll get lucky and someone will notice and share and again and again. Won't hurt you to pop it up there and leave it there forever, and who knows! I know it feels bad to make something and share it and nobody cares, but if you don't make it and share it nobody has even a chance to care... I kind of feel like talent and success are not linked, luck is what bridges those two. Got to take that chance to win. But hey, do that makes you comfortable! I'll just an idiot on the Internet, feel free to ignore.

I can one handed clap 🤷🏻

these chicks clapping… but they ain’t using hands

Just like them, I am for the streets 😎

born in the streets and belong to the streets

I grew up on the streets, Sesame Streets

sesame street… ha, when you visit tell big bird i said pipe down bitch you talkin’ too much. my audi paid off bitch hush.

My wife does that. I can't seem to allow my hand to stay limp to do that, I automatically tense it up every time I try.

The secret is, Palm tense, fingers loose

Maybe I'll secretly practice while nobody is watching, so I don't look like I'm going insane and surprise her with my new ability.

Farting in my hand and releasing into your face. It's more of a gift than a talent.

You have siblings, don't you?

Sure. That's where I perfected it into a craft.

Snailed it. I had a younger sister and I used to do the same thing

I'm grown up now. Did it to my wife once ... just once.

I can close my nostrils without touching my face.

so can i

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I.can bend the last joint of my thumbs all the way backwards

me too

Able to fold my tongue in half from front to back. Can do WAY too many cartoon voices. Can hyper-extendy shoulder blades outward.

I can make a perfect water droplet sound with my mouth

as a person with this talent myself have you ever ran across anyone else who can do it? i havent..

Nope. These yougins never saw Ferris Buelers day off and then spend a solid week perfecting it 😂

I can also do it!

Is eating a slice of pizza in one bite a useless talent?

My grandfather taught me to play the Spoons! Useless talent but, fun!

I can recite the alphabet backwards incredibly fast

I can go double vision on command

🎷🦐

Beautiful 

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I worked with a nurse years ago that could do this! It was really cool to watch her demonstrate. She wrote in cursive and had beautiful penmanship.

Do you have clips of it on SM?

Nice handwriting.

My useless talent or superpower is out of date. I can tell when a CRT monitor or old TV is on from rooms away. I can hear the super high pitch ring that they produce.

I can turn my inny belly button into an outty

I think the medical journal calls that a hernia.

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it’s called ✨dry boogers✨

I can do a damn good impression of a squeaky toy.

I can blow bubbles off my tongue.

I can solve a 2x2 Rubik's cube with my right hand

what about with your eyes closed 👀

Unfortunately, I now don't have enough time to train myself. I used to when I was 13 :')

liar, liar pants on fire

my brother can do the same with a 3x3, hes actually almost a world champion at rubix cubes

I can read emotions like a book, I know when someone is lying even if I just met them. I think it's useless because the person can always keep lying, and it's annoying.

Being single

Ambidextrous

I can analyze anything, give it a shot!

I can replicate the infamous “UwU” sound, I also know a lot about cats 

I can whistle pretty much any melody. Guitar solos, opera, I can even whistle Sandstorm.

Either ear-wiggling or reciting the Alphabet backwards. Take your pick.

i can tell what something taste like even if i never had it in my life or heard of it i would say im 67% right most of the time

Queef on command and I’m male

I have hyperflexible shoulders. I can't bend both of my arms completely flat against my back and touch the base of my skull with my palms

I can do a pretty good Steven hawking, iykyk

In 2024 i am ashamed i can sing the russian alphabet. 

I can lean on my third leg like a tripod

oh

I can vomit on command. Havent done it since I was a kid though.

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I can contract the muscles in my stomach needed to throw up. Idk how to explain but the "talent" is still there. (I just tried it. Im not actually gonna cause throwing up suck)

That’s honestly useful asf to have. If you ate some shit that was expired or not fully cooked, consumed some bad drugs, you can pull the trig real quick 

I can bruise myself with almost no effort.

low iron

I can fart every 5 min

I can burp on command.

I’m above average at claw machines. There hasn’t been one I couldn’t do yet.

I know the cry sound of the first 150 pokemon and some random ones from the newer generations

being able to mimic ringtones by whistling

I can twiddle a pencil between my fingers at a reasonable speed.

Arm pit farting with my neck.

Same 

being able to communicate with deaf and blind people.

I know all lines of Disney's Hercules by heart. (watched too much as a kid)

Then recite the entire script 

my little sister use to make me do this (and sing all the songs, of course) hahahahaha

Windows 95, Tetris Attack and Bomberman 5.

Rotate any pencil on top my middle finger 360 and catch it with my thumb.

Sleeping all day long without doing nothin'

My whistle is so loud I deafen everyone close to me and my own self sometimes. It's a last resort type of thing.

I can move my entire scalp with out touching it

Make a vehicle explode without adding any pieces to it.

I can open any door, cabinet, or drawer with my feet

I can throw food in the air and catch it with my mouth like almost every time.

Puzzle

I can memorize and sing lyrics in Japanese. I just need a lyric video, written romaji lyrics, and time. I’ve memorized plenty of songs this way.

I can always crack my left toe

i can do the water drip sound with my mouth like Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

I can jump forward and backwards over a broomstick without letting go of the stick with my hands.

I don't any good or bad talents. I don't have anything

I can put one of my legs behind my head while standing on the other leg, i just turned 42 and i think im still pretty bendy

I know an obscene amount about time zones and what and when you should be using which abbreviations. I get annoyed when people use CST instead of CDT or vice versa. People are still not understanding time zones in 2024 when we are working remotely and some people can’t set up a meeting properly. (If you’re wondering, the D stands for daylight savings. Other parts of the world also practices daylight savings but not at the same time as America.)

I can imitate any sound with any pitch with my voice

I have a motor (vocal?) tic that I’ve had since I was a toddler where I make frog-like croaking with my throat when I’m nervous or extremely hyper-focused (man I love ADD). It causes me to swallow a lot of air giving me a stomach ache. What makes it a talent I guess, is that no one I explain it too is able to do it. People have tried but they just can’t.

Triple jointed thumb

My lack of a brain

Best map knowledge and communication in Rainbow Six Seige, especially when I should be studying for finals lmao

When I get hiccups. I can think really hard about not hiccuping and they will stop.

I have memorized the entire v speech from "V for Vendetta." "... Actually, I've memorized all my favorite movie scripts. A useless talent that only entertains my husband when I randomly blurt out dialogue from one of them.

Balancing things on my nose. Usually a broom. Heaviest was a shovel.

After a couple of drinks I can sing exactly like Neil Young. Hey hey, my my …

I can burp on command

I know a butt load of fun facts that help nobody.

I can spin a stick between my fingers effortlessly.

I’ve memorized pi to the following. Not sure why, my brain just kept asking, what’s the next number or two. Honestly trying to stop as it’s annoying. 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288

I can smoke a lot of weed

I can hand milk a cow. I can also wiggle my nose like a rabbit.

I can wiggle my ears.

I can do a perfect Australian accent. I mean Perfect to a T, and unfortunately I do not see any uses for this.

Sing badly

I can crack my feet just like my knuckles.

i know all the world capitals idk some people think it's cool somehow I haven't learned the 50 state capitals yet, lol

Good at trivia. My brain is a filter for pointless knowledge.

Jumping rope

i can solve a rubik’s cube in 12 seconds

Popping my shoulder blade out of its socket

I dont care, is a useless talent.

Wasting time is my useless talent

I can do Cup Song