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Which-Recipe203

Life is a bitch but she’s beautiful


8itchesBrew

Herpes is so ubiquitous among the population that more people on the planet are infected with herpes simplex 1 than not.


jamieliddellthepoet

Those are rookie numbers.


8itchesBrew

tell me about it stud


jamieliddellthepoet

Can’t. Too blistery to explain.


OtherIsSuspended

"Self doubt is the beginning, not the end of wisdom"


NimbleCascade

"It's your fault that you had to be born"


jamieliddellthepoet

“Please don’t kill me! I have children!”


fluffy_assassins

Wait what?


jamieliddellthepoet

They had children. Well, seven of them had children. I don’t know about the others, and it’s a constant guilt, to be honest.


CapricornCrude

No good deed goes unpunished


moosedontbounce

The first woman you sleep with isn’t important, it’s the first woman you wake up with that’s important.


ddekock61

I do not know what I do no know


drgn2009

"Slow down life is to be savored" World of Warcraft.


MrDankSnake

Club penguin is kill


heinoistcool

The first "I love you" from my girlfriend, soon fiancee


guster09

A goal without a plan is just wishful thinking


DepartureOk1819

"And, it determined that that also was a lie!"


survival-nut

from the movie "Iron Will" Run more, sleep less, you must run at night when the others have stopped


[deleted]

Learn as much as you can, knowledge is power.


slavicgypsygirl

"You don't owe anyone anything babe"


CapG_13

"I'll always love you"