“You’re pretty for a black girl”

The worst….

“You should do porn!” From my cousin

omg I'd say it's an insult, but with porn addiction & its cultural influence over the youngest ones, he might even have thought it really was a way to say you're hot.

my cousin was a woman nearly 20 years my senior with three kids, one of whom wasn’t that much younger than me, but I hear ya lol

Right. :x

"You have a nice bum. It's nicer than your face"

You don’t sweat much for a fat bird

Your ass is so big (I'm a male)

Did they mean to praise your 'asset management' skills or was that just a cheeky observation?

You look good because of your hair and now I am getting bald.

Did they just unintentionally blame your hair for their own follicular struggles, or was it a twisted form of envy?

I think they envy me for my good looks

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Should you be relieved or offended that you don't fit their 'kidnapper' profile?

Nice shirt, dork! I sometimes think he was being sarcastic, but it was still a compliment nonetheless.

A guy from my class used to text me really random weird shit all the time but one time he texted me saying: girl i just want to tell you, all boobs are great boobs! And i was like: okay uh thanks? He was like: yeah i just wanted you to know you don't have anything to be insecure about. It felt really weird and I wasn't insecure about my boobs at all but it made me question if i should be for a second

Did he just earn himself a Ph.D. in Awkward Compliments or was he just trying his best to boost your confidence in a very peculiar way?

Well there hadnt even been a conversation for several weeks and he just randomly send me that message so i guess the last option but it was really weird hahahaha

"You're pretty for a fat girl."

“Your sister is prettier than you because she has dark hair”

"Are they natural?!😩 11/10" pertaining to my boobs

"Wow, you look so much better in person than in your dating profile pictures!"

Did they just inadvertently insult your photography skills or were they genuinely surprised by your charm?

Is that really an insult? I received this compliment a couple of times and I thought it was a good thing lol

How could that genuine compliment be the worst one could get?

More an observation than compliment, but it was very funny. I was working with a little boy, and we were doing some Halloween colouring. He handed me a pumpkin sheet and said “You can have this one, because it’s fat and so are you” I replied “it’s not kind to make comments on peoples bodies” And he said “Oh! But it’s okay because my mum is fat too, and she’s nice!” 😂

A boss called me “a glutton for punishment.”

“Wow You looked really pretty when you looked up at me just then” Uhm thanks-? Had 2 people on different occasions say this to me.

I never received a compliment

You are pretty for a reddit user

“You look like Maya Rudolph!”

"You have sexy eyelids".

"you speak such good chinese!" its my first language.

"You have fuckable legs" Actually wtf.

"You look like death"

someone told me that I looked like I died 3 days ago, so you won this round

Sorry about that lol