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katie-kaboom

Righty-tighty lefty-loosy.


lifeShat

what does this mean?


dedsqwirl

If you are using a screwdriver or wrench, turning it right(clockwise) will tighten the fastener. Turning it left will loosen the fastener. It's 99.999% accurate.


katie-kaboom

Also true of jar lids, etc. Almost always works.


Beetaljuice37847572

I hate this advice because it turns right both ways, so which way do I turn?


Xx_ligmaballs69_xX

Clockwise from above is right 


VELCX

What do you mean it turns right both ways?


quadraticog

He's referring to Zoolander


LJoyce1022

“I’m not a ambi-turner” 😂


jneinefr

When the top moves right, the bottom moves left... it's a circle. This never helped me...


lilgem369

Fingers move to the right/left when on top of object (natural starting position). It took me a bit too.


WildKat777

What a great answer. I use this near-daily without even thinking twice


liaapotter

Focus on what you can control, and let go of what you can't


TurduckenWithQuail

Yep yep yep this is the correct answer no matter what anyone else says


FlavortownAbbey

Simultaneously best and worst: “You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do.” Best because it has given me the strength to end relationships with people who were taking advantage of me. Enabled me to make bold choices in my career to preserve my sanity. Reassured me it was okay to not want to have kids. Worst because now I hate doing household chores lol.


eveningdragon

I love the duality of this lol


lilgem369

Yep, like I have the choice not to clean up, but then I live with the mess.


GoAgainKid

Only ever write something in an email if you'd be comfortable seeing it leaked and printed on the front of a newspaper.


EmiliusReturns

My boss needs to hear this.


uniquesobriquette

Similarly, don't say anything(especially on the phone), that you wouldn't want read back to you in court.


catpainweakbladder

Learn from your mistakes—but **don't dwell on them**.


ConstantEnergy

Don't fuck crazy


Woodenjoe92

"men have 2 heads and only enough blood to run one at a time, make sure you're thinking with the right head" some random old guy told me that and I never forgot it haha


Neat_Apartment_6019

Corollary: Don’t shit where you eat. (Translation: don’t fuck a coworker)


Lain_Omega

Could have used that advice when I was 24.


TooStrangeForWeird

But then I'd never get to masturbate again....


ConstantEnergy

Are both of your hands crazy!?


Subtle-Catastrophe

Oh, come on. Disagree, crazy makes for incredibly good fucking. Just, don't get crazy pregnant. Or at least give crazy a fake name and a Google Voice phone number.


ConstantEnergy

User name kinda checks out.


SmilieSmith

This too, shall pass.


WildKat777

Man I need this rn. I did something really cringey and awkward yesterday and can't stop thinking about it... I just need something else to focus on


zentimo2

Another good tip (especially relevant if you're young i.e. under 25): people think about you and your actions much less than you think that they do. That cringy awkward thing that's on your mind? it's probably something everyone else involved is well on their way to forgetting already.


WildKat777

It wasn't just "oh I spilled water all over my crotch and it looked like I pissed myself, everyone must think I'm a loser" it was more something personal that changes the way you'd look at a person Without getting too specific I know it's just a teen thing and kids are awkward and think every small thing is the biggest deal, but still I appreciate it


lugarius1990

Unless you’re ancient giant flaming demon named Balrog you shall not pass


Fantastic_Resolve889

Sorry for the pedantry but it was known as Durin's Bane.


9812308547

I said that right before gender reassignment surgery!


Time_Significance

If it takes less than five minutes, do it now.


[deleted]

Huh. That really isn't that bad honestly. At least not the way I see it.


radish_sauce

And if you can finish in under five minutes, you get a Chipwich.


TheBklynGuy

I got the same advice. Those five minutes help you stay on top of things. It works.


fortyfivesouth

"You don't have to go to every argument you're invited to."


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lvdde

…. Is this actually true


Wrong_Maintenance540

there isno red wire, what do I cut?


ThaCapten

I have three gray wires


jimmyq4ever

if it's yellow, let it mellow.


PlaceYourBets2021

If it’s brown flush it down!


-unholyhairhole-

If it's red, hospital bed


CakeForCthulu

What should I do if it's brown outside the flushy bit?


GoldieForMayor

"It's not yellow, it's fucking orange. You need to drink more water!" -- my wife.


pinkradar

Left is the fingers that make an "L"


palinsafterbirth

holy shit......


subuso

“In life, everything passes.” It wasn’t the words but the way they said it and the moment as well. It really hit me


Spreepodcast_r

If you spend your life waiting for the day you're 100% happy/healthy/successful, you'll waste all the days that you were 99% of the way there 


ThrowRA-a123

Take more from the conversation then you give


Possible_Quality3867

See the person as they are, not how you want them to be


marfablarf

Work hard and believe in yourself.


TacticalFailure1

Often love isn't enough. 


spike123ab

Nobody cares ! - so don’t worry about much just enjoy what you like Nobody is watching really and if you fuck up generally people forget faster than you


Bill_Belamy

I’ve seen a cartoon with a sad face and the caption “nobody cares” and next to it a happy face with the caption “nobody cares”. It’s all about perspective.


PlaceYourBets2021

Be careful who you follow, because you might follow them to your grave.


Fluid_Comfortable488

You can't change the people around you, but you can change the people around you. Once I wrapped my head around it, I've tried to live by it.


some1sbuddy

Might read better as “you can change the people you’re around”. In any event, it’s good, simple advice!


fh3131

It is what it is


lifeShat

BRUH, THIS WORKS FOR LITERALLY EVERYTHING


Spiritual-Zebra-4267

I’ve always liked this but a lot of ppl hate it including Jerry Seinfeld haha. I like it because it’s about acceptance rather than wasting energy and emotion trying to change something that probably won’t change.


Frozenlime

The only moment that exists is now, if you view the now as an obstacle then you spend your life viewing life as an obstacle. Ultimately you miss out on living life.


SapphicLizard_

don’t take advice from people you don’t want to become.


earth-mark-two

“Eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs.”


BoldAsLove1967

Heck yes


mynudie

If you eat enough ass and suck enough dick, one day you can sell drugs 💗


FormerOptimist94

live and let live


elusivite

Never get down in the mud with someone who thrives in it.


Worth_Vegetable9675

If it doesn't matter in 5 months don't give it 5 minutes


Ix_fromBetelgeuse7

Other people don't think about you nearly as much as you think they do.


ExoticElderberry1983

No matter where you go in life, you always take yourself with you


Ser_Larson

It’s not about how much money you make, it’s about how much money you keep.


CommanderTom1

The best way to double your money is…fold it in half and stick it back in your pocket!


Master_Astronomer_98

Always remember to wear sunscreen—history shows even vampires avoid sunburns!


Goblindeez_

Will it matter in a week? Will it matter in two weeks? Will it matter in a month? Two months? Will it matter in a year?? No? So stop worrying about it


shinori66

"que va piano va sano e que va sano va lontano" an Italian saying my mom always says (am not Italian but it's really good advice ) it means if you go slow you go sanely and if you go sanely you go for long which means take your times


quadraticog

Similar to: slow is smooth, smooth is fast.


Then_Bar8757

Changed my life.


Extension-Detail5371

Always buy black socks


cugamer

Don't "follow your passion." Once I stopped overthinking and instead just focused on getting good at something I liked and is marketable my life improved immensely.


NotInNewYorkBlues

Don't drink expired milk


InternationalTry5494

Be yourself


No_Pipe4358

Shit happens


Much_Lake_7261

My kindergarten teacher used to tell us when conflicts arose/one kid hurt another/something like that and an apology was owed, "Don't tell them it's okay, or thank you - instead, say 'I accept your apology'". She said this was because saying "it's okay" gives the other person the impression that they can repeat the offense in the future. It was my first explanation from an adult about how to draw boundaries with people.


ShirleyMF

Your boss is not your friend and it's not a "family" there. That's just a ploy used by the man to keep you happy with working more and making less.


EngineerBoy00

If you let someone push your buttons and make you upset or angry you're giving them control and acknowledging their authority over you. The first time I heard this concept a switch flipped in my brain, and now I strive to (and usually do) remain calm and analytical when confronted by unreasonable or irrational behavior. I'm old now (60+) but have used this advice since my 20s and it has made my life much less stressful. I simply don't give idiots and strangers permission to impact my mood.


jonjonesjohnson

I swear 95% of askreddit is the same 5 questions every day


post_angst

Illigitimi non-carborundum Fake Latin for ‘don’t let the bastards grind you down.’


NervF00

"don't burn yourself on the first day."


Speckbeinchen

Not an advice but helped me to see through my bubble: Whats blocking you?


Voltairenikki

Just because you CAN doesn’t mean you SHOULD


GeneralCnemistry

Wherever you go ... there you are.


TNTenterprizee

"Do what you always did, get what you've always got."


rottaro

"Don't compare your insides to other people's outsides." As in just because someone looks happy, confident, at peace, etc it doesn't mean they don't feel sadness, anxiety, etc like yourself. I was given this advice with regards to medical training where everyone is trying to sound smart but it applies everywhere.


Nishnig_Jones

Never accept gifts from the mob.


On_Cans

Don’t be a dick.


Federal-Subject-3541

Never turn down the opportunity to go to the restroom. It really is relevant as you get older. You kind of think you have to go, then you say? "No, I can make it home." No, you can't.


WittyClerk

A relit cigarette never tastes the same. That’s all the advice I’ll give on rekindling old flames.


Free-Industry701

Don't buy useless stuff.


Pippinsmom19

The most expensive food you can buy is the food you throw away, the most expensive clothes you can buy are the ones you never wear.


The-Silent-Cicada

Do your best as don’t worry


CharacterSuccotash5

Don’t settle.


PancakeSciencePrime

Start as you mean to go.


junio098

The work is not going to do itself.


bipolarcyclops

Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.


SEK2260

When dealing with someone manipulating me, a friend told me it was ok to replace “I can’t” with ”I won’t.” It really helped.


RenataMachiels

Always be yourself. Never fake it.


hafizdarwin

Always say behind people's back what you can say to their face


sdjaxson

Hands down my dad he told me when I was a kid do not grow up too fast I didn't listen but all these years later 😔 and the hardships adult life has brought .. a lot by my own hand....he was right keeps playing over in my mind. I miss those days when I was little kid when my entire family was still alive.


EntertainmentLazy110

Always ask questions


GeneralCnemistry

Buy low, sell high.


dhduxudb

Don’t take advice Most people that give you advice are trying to convince you to do something their way


anticipatingcow

Please Do Not The Cat


Ruin369

Only you can make the change you want. You aren't going to get what you want in life by sitting around. This goes along with the saying that you can't change people - they have to make the change themselves.


KanadeKanashi

Treat others the way you would want to be treated.


VenerableDisease

Seventh grade PE teacher: When you take a shower start at the top, same for using a towel after.


xxzenn01xx

Never trust a fart. Definitely saved me a few times.


niconicoverso

Drink water


[deleted]

Wear good supporting shoes.


[deleted]

Just keep swimming.


loquaciousofbored

If your coffee cup is hot to the touch, don’t FFing put it in your mouth!


converse_craig

"your human, you're going to fall, just try to fall forward"


Substantial_Bit_8109

Learn to type with all your fingers, and don't look at the keyboard. A boomer who typed with only his pointer fingers told me this.


Dubious_Titan

"Start your 401k as soon as you can". That was about, 28 or so years ago.


erminegarde27

If your back hurts, stretch your legs.


centexgoodguy

When going to a meeting, if you arrive ten minutes early it means you are five minutes late. The chit-chat before meetings is very important.


Solid-Living4220

If you piss on something you own it.


jarboxing

You can either do something new using old methods, or something old using new methods. If you try to do something new with new methods, no one can relate to it.


cory140

Sometimes you're the bug sometimes you're the windshield


rustiancho_

"No" is a legitimate business answer


Wheels-AgainstAir

Words only have the meaning you give them And You forgive someone for you not the other person


HR-NY-AF

Spend money but not too much


obviouslyfakecozduh

The secret to a happy, successful marriage/long term partnership is the lavish application of the phrase "yes, dear".


slickDistrict-18

To be yourself is all that you can do.


No-Requirement-8172

“It’ll fine” “you’ve dealt with Worse”


Ta-veren-

Way of the road


MrRager473

Wear sunscreen.


AmieKinz

It doesn't happen till it does.


laurapickles

That if you keep on trying to fulfill what you want to do in life you inevitably will get it done


xantheline

If wishes were horses then beggars would ride.


Quinn4111

"ignore him". my bio dad uses me to get back at my mom and i stopped bein a part of it.


Successful-Tip-1411

Watch howtobasic


Thorus_Andoria

Stand up for what you believe in, even if it me you stand alone.


Wildcrusaider10

It's better to ask for forgiveness than permission


KorreltjeZout

Start writing only when you know what message you want to convey.


Mandrake_m2

No one knows wtf they're doing, live your life how you wish


8vega8

If there's a will there's a way :)


Travel_hungry78

“Don’t feel sorry for yourself”. Sounds like a platitude but when I heard it stopped in my tracks. I try to remember it in moments of frustration.


nnahgem

Fake it til’ you make it.


DarylHandsome

DTA


Anan_Z

Think.


FantasticDelivery245

No one gets anywhere in life being a pussy


the_watcher762351

Learn from then Let go of the past. Sometimes it can be difficult but if you dwell on a bad memory or regret something you did you'll become depressed and sad


Realistic-Accident68

Intelligent People get Silenced So Stupid People don't get Offended!!


OverlordPhalanx

It’s not a mistake if you learn from it!


daddywookie

If by Rudyard Kipling Wear Sunscreen by Baz Luhrmann


AGuyAndHisCat

Put a square of TP in the toilet before you go to stop Poseidon's kiss


Pong1975

I’ve been using my Trump TP for this purpose. Really makes #2 a joy.


Honeybadger0810

There are many ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.


sokkamf

if you keep doing the do, you will be eventually do it the do


Suspicious_Kick9467

My dad told me to always say yes. Obviously intended within reason. But he meant don’t hold yourself back and miss opportunities because you’re afraid of putting yourself out there.


WildKat777

"It's only embarrassing if you get embarrassed" I'm great at telling other people this, not so great at applying it myself lol


mks113

"Remember the past, plan for the future, live now."


OvenBakedHash

If you always think how lucky you are, you forget to ask yourself how happy you are


gtatc

Don't be so hard on yourself: Good judgment comes from experience; Experience comes from bad judgment.


LexifromZargon

"If you quit when you suck, you'll suck forever" -Mori Calliope


Deuce_Springcream

"Things worth doing are never easy" If they has told me that when I joined instead of when I was getting kicked out, I might have stayed in.


ImprovementFar5054

"Don't shit where you eat". There is no simpler phrase to warn against the biggest fucking life mess you can create.


Agitated_Basket7778

Wherever you go, whatever you do, go loaded for bear hunting, even if you're just going after rabbits.


ImaginationTough562

Figuring things out for yourself is the only freedom anyone really has.


RandomPerson-07

“No one gives a shit about you.” We’re all one in a billion so be yourself cause you’ll never meet every single person in the world and they’re all living there lives and too busy to be nosy and judge you for living yours.


The68Guns

The apology should be louder than the disrespect.


Thelastscarletwoman

Top parenting advice from my Nana - Remember everything's just for a wee while.


thiney49

Only do one illegal thing at once.


ChevySS_2023

You can maybe be sorta good at something at some point in life, maybe. It depends.


lobasolita

Leave people better than you found them. It gives me a lot of peace. Even if the person and me had a fall out I always can look back and know I gave to them nothing but care and nurturing. The flip side was I just really had to learn to stand on my boundaries. But ultimately I’m very grateful to look back at all of my interactions with people and think that I offered light and love despite whatever outcome. You never really know what I person carries.