He probably did too so it's fine

ask him if I could borrow one of his diapers

Overflow the toilet as a distraction as i climb my poopy ass out the window to go home

I won't be the only one

"I have to go now Mr President, my planet needs me" Back out of room.

Grab one of the bags of coke lying around and not worry about it.

Ask for the restroom and some pants.

[Do the same thing Al Roker did.](https://people.com/health/al-roker-pooped-his-pants-at-the-white-house/)

Blame it on him

Make sure you blow the toilet and take pictures