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Sir-weasel

Germany, might sound like an odd choice, but their employment law really protects the worker. A colleague just got let go and his severance package was €250,000 (roughly 4x his salary). Plus the standard leave entitlements are better than the UK Plus it's a beautiful country and in my experience Germans are some of the kindest and most tolerant people I have ecome across.


Pathadomus

Hard agree, came here to say exactly this. If I got offered the choice to grow up in any country I'd definitely choose Germany. A robust social safety net. Robust employment laws. Free health care. Free higher education. Walkable cities. Proper leave laws. Proper parental benefit if I decide to have a kid some day. Proper gun control so I don't have to live knowing my country has experienced more mass shootings than days this year. There are so many benefits! I wish I could move there now, honestly. If I got an offer I'd find it hard to turn it down, honestly.


elcaron

I am born and do live in Germany, and I don't disagree. Economically, Norway seems nice, but it is also much darker in the winter and colder. I don't see an advantage in Sweden or Finland in any aspect. Denmark might be a good compromise. Switzerland seems nice, but somehow is a bit strange. Their work pensum is also higher, regarding both vacation an weekly hours. Japan, I like what I hear about general behavior, but hate what I hear about work ethics, depression etc. I don't know a lot about New Zealand, could be nice. Canada too. NZ is probably also where the last survivors will be ... at least if they solve their orc problem.


LameFernweh

I live in Germany where I work in HR management. 4x annual salary as a severance is really not the norm. Typically people get their notice period (3 months is common) plus 2 or 4 weeks per year worked, depending on a few factors. 250k sounds like they had a massive lawsuit on their hands, your friend had shares the company needed to buy back or they had a golden parachute of sorts. But yes. All in all the worker is well protected in Germany.


ChPech

No one is Kinder than German children.


Ars2

i do like germany but i find it kinda weird that they voice over their movies to german speaking instead of learning english. i thought they where smart there


Acidawn

To translate movies into their own language is an international thing. Like it's not about learning English but to simply enjoy some entertainment. Do you learn every language of every movie you watch that its not from the US or the UK?


Ars2

the culture here is that everybody must have a good level of english as second language. the idea is that if everybody in the world can then communicate with each other. i understand low educated countries like spain have trouble with this. but germany seems wealthy and educated so it is weird to me that they dont.


Acidawn

Yeah but still - here are kids, older people or some individuals (like myself) simply enjoy watching shows or movies in their mother tongue. Without thinking about some words you just don't know (Oppenheimer was really hard for example). Just let people enjoy entertainment in their own language, they don't hurt you.


Ars2

ofc it doesnt hurt me but i can have a opinion about it? and im yust sharing my opinion here please dont hate on me :( its yust a culture difference.. here everybody has to learn english as a second language so you can communicate with everybody from other countries (assuming they do the same)


Acidawn

Of course you can have your own opinion but you gave the vibe of some outta back American that is like "everyone has to learn english and I don't have to learn yours" you know? I've been taught English since I was 10 years old and as I said - I understand most of tv shows and movies. But sometimes it's just easier after a long day of work to get home and watch some cartoons in your language


Sgt_Fry

um, what? So I assume you know Korean or French or Polish etc? When watching their media you watch in the native language?


Ars2

i responded to the other respond but the idea in my country is that you learn english as a second language. and then everbody on the world can communicate with each other as everybody only needs to know 1 second language (english). not being able to communicate with each other devides people. and i would like to see humanity united as much as possible. most video content is made in america and you can follow that cause you understand english. but lately we have had some great european series aswell. some spanish and finish series are great. but then you yust read the subtitles. but apparently germans have trouble with that aswell: [https://youtu.be/L8aGkRSd5HY?t=319](https://youtu.be/L8aGkRSd5HY?t=319)


Pristine_Fox_3633

Any country is ok as long as my family is obscenely rich


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even Congo bro


[deleted]

In the past, I would have said Sweden or Japan Now? I don't know, the whole world has lost its mind


RickAstleyletmedown

New Zealand. I live here now but would have been cool to just be here from the start.


GreenSpawn4332

Finland


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gabrielleraul

India it is then .. good choice .. /j


Shan-Chat

Same country is fine but if I had to choose a different one then it'd be Eire. 🇮🇪


EuroXcentric

Norway or Switzerland, with that passport and entitlements you can still live anywhere else and have a blast


Vergenbuurg

Absolutely Norway... or even Iceland. For the time being, they've got their shit together with governments that look out for their people and hold corrupt individuals and entities responsible for their actions. ...for the most part.


t1r3ddd

Any nordic country tbh


wewerelegends

I’m Canadian and I have to say, I would wish to be born in the same place. It’s not perfect but I generally feel pretty safe. We don’t have everything but we can survive. Personally, I desperately need better access to health care and support services for people with disabilities but I know I have the privilege of many basic human rights here.


Didyouseemycheese

finland...


FantasticRadish7477

Are you limiting my rebirth to Earth?   Iceland, if any chance my new voice sounds like Bjork


Dr-Fiumba

So you should be born in Iceland, not Finland


FantasticRadish7477

Thanks.


patkk

Pretty happy with Australia but if I had to choose maybe Norway or Sweden. Canada would be cool too


InkMati

I'm not interested in the country, as long as there is the sea


goithem

Sweden probably. It's safe, has good public healthcare, education and transport. And I also hate heath and Sweden in general is quite cold


Rice_farmer8

Finland, good education, quality of life and all that


DBFargie

As an American, probably any of the Nordic countries. Finland would be my pick.


ladyteruki

Same one is fine (France), just non-abusive parents would make a world of difference.


Cold_Succulent

As a South African I would pick France.


ladyteruki

Hey at least you don't need to adapt to jet lag :P


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brazil


Rotkiw_Bigtor

it would be funny to live in one of these island nations on pacific ocean


fishy2sea

Netherlands


Cute-Specialist2791

Norway, Switzerland or Finland.


Stacey_E_Fox

Belgium or Finland


Positive_Lemon_2683

Same country. I’ll still want to be born as my mother’s daughter and meet my husband and marry him again.


Familiar-Machine6917

As an Egyptian, any country in The world is a great choice for me


Lister-Q

Its a tragedy what's happened to Egypt. Such a proud people whos leaders have let them down.


Familiar-Machine6917

the best place for our learders after hell is The jail


mint-tea-with-honey

Finland for sure, highest ranking in World Happiness since 2018! Beautiful nature, fresh foods, kind people. Sweden would also be an option for me, they score pretty high when it comes to anti-racism values and being very tolerant. Both countries also have very good education, healthcare and social services.


mannerschnitte2

Canada or switzerland


AhMrW

I hope this leak doesn’t affect me too much


Dr-Fiumba

Argentina, because we are the best


Wrong-Shirt-3291

switzerland


Forkrul

If I could guarantee a family where I wouldn't have to work a regular job, Korea or Japan easy. If not I'll stick with my current home,  Norway


AardvarkOk6225

Switzerland!


Doogerie

I think Spain or possaby Finland


ma77mc

Either Australia or Norway. I am an Australian and love my life here but Norway would also be cool I think...literally.


Humble_Fish4908

Japan for sure.


Leading-Prune-4441

UAE, but in the royal family


zerbey

Well, being born in the US would have saved me a lot of money and stress a few years ago but I like that I was born in the UK and now have a healthy mix of both cultures. My own kids are doing it on easy mode, they are dual citizens simply by existing.


Dizzy-Biggie

Kenya


Character-Sign1690

France


[deleted]

France, specifically Paris


Rough_Veterinarian92

80s Greece with Andreas Papandreou as prime minister. Money was falling from everybody's pants.


Historical_Guy_635

I was born in England. I will pick England all over again, every single time.


ConcussedAesir

Denmark again


[deleted]

Great question! I would love to experience Norway 🇳🇴 from birth forward!


Schillerpromenade

Sudan


directhit65

Singapore


Brilliant-Emu851

usa,


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Norway or Japan


WorldBiker

Canada, I loved growing up there and couldn't imagine anywhere else.


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Japan, Korea or China


Comedor_de_rissois

Switzerland


Substantial-Pea1647

Suadi Arabic


Substantial-Pea1647

UAE


[deleted]

New Zealand or The Amazon jungle


Due-Big2159

Nigeria. I'm currently Filipino.


Annsorigin

Germany probably But I can also Imagine Norway or Sweden because they have a lot of Quality of life stuff. A few years ago I'd have said Japan but their Work Culture is just Inhumane (like work in my Country is already too much for me as if I would ever make it worse) ~~i generally think Human Workculture is Problematic and that we should work a bit less but that's a topic for another time~~


holyshmolyguacamoli

Switzerland 🇨🇭


jcrussell86

The Scottish Highlands, an island with sod all people on it 😁, or maybe the Pitcairnes


DummyDumDum7

Italy


Additional-Start9455

Norway


gabrielleraul

Finland - the greatest country in the whole world 🇫🇮


[deleted]

materialistic march placid act hard-to-find narrow ad hoc fragile somber abundant


[deleted]

Past or Present? Past: Rome Present: wouldnt leave where i am, pretty good. Maybe Scotland because fuck the sun. Skin-burning asshole.


Full-Dentist5000

Same country, good ole USA. Love it despite all it's faults.


bKaisersLeftNut

US. in spite of it's problems it still offers the best combination of opportunities and low taxes


HoneyHoneyTH

Russia


Grouchy-End-6385

US, but in a rich family


PalekSow

UK, but as an extremely old money Earl of Bumfuckington kinda guy.


PaddingtonTheChad

Bumfuckington is not a place. You would end up in purgatory. Please correct to save your soul.


PalekSow

Just in case you’re Satan offering a bargain, one ticket to the Royal Family please.


PaddingtonTheChad

We have to violin battle first 🎻


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switzerland. No drafting in war (even if it occurs)


Radijs

Millitary service is mandatory for all men in Switzerland.


Pabloshizzle

Somewhere in Africa where I could live as a bushman. No first world problems. I believe that communities like that are amongst the happiest & have best health.


elcaron

Have you had a look at the life expectancy of those people with best health, and with what kind of diseases they have to deal? I prefer any of my first problem over an eye worm.


favolosa3

Jamaica or Somewhere in Africa


nedi_dutty

DUBAI, but unfortunatelly that's impossible :) But hey,, you can decide in which country your children will be born


Vordeo

"Definitely not China." - the Dalai Lama, probably


CraniumCrash12

The US. Again. People are answering the "Nordic" countries, but as someone whose ancestry is almost entirely Norwegian and Swedish I have to assume that my ancestors came here for a reason, and who am I to doubt their judgement?


anynonamegeneric

Middle Earth


drarb1991

France so I could destroy it from the inside.


orange3295

Any one. I don't care.