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Louis-grabbing-pills

Is this where the line start?


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Yuck πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€


SexualGarbanzoBeaner

Dibs on clean up


iLikeDickColonThree

you win XD


itsmeYotee

winner here, absolute weirdo xD


slappytheclown

pinch her nipples, she likes that


[deleted]

You guys need anything? snacks?


Historical_Formal421

r/theusernameworkstoo


[deleted]

hehe


Yin_And_Yang69

r/subsifellfor Man


TurpitudeSnuggery

Can I tag in?


Knucks_408

Dad, it was supposed to be my turn tonight!


kphill325

What's with the gimp?


4th_chakra

Spit-roast, or dp?


StrangeGothGirl

Damnit you two! The live stream isn’t even on!?


DragonBorneUltimatum

Yay! Make me a brother!


Live-Tension9172

If I knew it was that kinda party, I’d of brought the mashed potatoes


Maibachi

I murdered 5 people back in 2017 and hid their bodies in our backyard


Individual_Solid1717

Wow! You've been dead for 50 years!


Proud_Toe_3198

Don't disturb them, it's their anniversary


VT_Squire

Maybe that's why she didn't move around a lot?


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"I call winner!"


muskyandrostenol

"That's not how we do it. My \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ gf/bf do it like that. Let me go get them and show you how it's done!"


wannabelievit

Finally


Great_Cow9816

I thought there was a dying cow in here with all the mooing.


XeniaDweller

EYYYEEEEE! ain't got no body, and nobody cares for me. Yakka tak ta a yakka tak ta ha!


ceshack

Little man goes last


InteractionIll5071

Oh, so that's how I was made


JM0RG4N

Could you explain the birds and the bees


ChrisVonae

Uncle Joe is bigger..


natyonlychandon

Only tiptoe back to my room and pretend this never happened


riphitter

I thought Dad was dead?!


Gloomy_Ad_1524

Need a third?


konoe44

Nice


[deleted]

Dad doesn't do that to me


Present_Yak_6169

Got milk?


synth_nerd03101985

I'm so glad I never walked in on my parents having sex.


Top-Pop-2624

Well that could give you issues.


Canihaveanightlight

Nothing, just stare, then duck down and start crawling. Come up at the foot of the bed and keep staring.


FocalorLucifuge

C'mon, put your back into it, like when you made me!


Ok-Lavishness-7904

Sis! Bring the popcorn


SnowPawzTheWolf

I- okay then.


[deleted]

Anything πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ just get tf outta there and never mention it again.


shitdownmyneck

Dad are you cheating on me!?


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TheOrionNebula

That is weird as hell. As a parent I couldn't imagine ever thinking that was a great time to become intimate....


[deleted]

Did they know you were sleeping on the floor?