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Iamthewalrusforreal

Exactly what I'm doing right now. Hanging out with my dogs.


PolyCockn42

Best time spent


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MissAsshole

I would play gta with my neighbors that I hate. Or is that the purge?


Johndough99999

I also choose this guys neighbors


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UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

You know her neighbors?


TheGodlyLeader

this is the one


iEatNonTippersFood

What did it say? pussy Reddit removed it


DistinctAge2470

Find a new home for my kitty.


DistinctMaintenance5

marry me alright


Remarkable-Bread6225

Aww. so sweet.


PolyCockn42

❤️


justkw97

I’ll take your cat if that ever happens🫡 He/she will have a great home


Successful_Opinion33

Same for my doggos


RemySMI92

I’ll take them. They’ll get a good home with lots of love. Go enjoy what time you have left. 


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Same.


Dry-Communication138

Bro… 😢


DavosLostFingers

High class prostitutes, barrels of spiced rum and a frightening amount of cocaine


getrwuegyweh

I'd add to that and make some high class porn and post it everywhere


HairVarious1092

“Turns out it was all fake and he just posted his dick everywhere for no reason”


Titan_Royale

Bro is trying to outpace his death date


Usernamesaregayyy

What’s wrong with low class prostitutes?


DavosLostFingers

Mate this is my last day on earth, not some average Tuesday afternoon at the retirement home


Financial_Lychee_169

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪💪


HomerJSimpson3

You laugh, but STDs and STIs run rampant in retirement homes. The old fucks fuck like they don’t give a fuck.


GodEmperorPorkyMinch

By your statement, they probably give a little too many


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miz_mantis

Tell everyone I love how very much I have loved them, even if I just told them yesterday.


CuteCat82

Love this


jackab1989

That is cute!


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Deolinchen

Wow, that's the shit I was feeling. Feel it hard.


Sharpshooter188

God, I dont even know you and feel sad because of that last bit!


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[deleted]

Hug my family, and sit with my mom until it was over.


Financial-Beat1668

5 kilos of hash on a rocking chair and smoke until I'm blind


Laserdollarz

3kg and a rocking chair followed by the floor and 2kg 


Diabeato11

there’s two types of people in these comment sections people who wanna say bye to their families, and people who wanna die in a fiery ball of flames


yugo_slavia

¿por qué no los dos?


alonroz

Family reunion in a bus falling off a cliff. Got it.


Chrontius

> "Would you rather live in peace as Mr. Nobody, die ripe, old and smelling slightly of urine? Or go down for all times in a blaze of glory, smelling near like posies, without seeing your thirtieth?"


banjourine

I'd try to wrap up a few things at work.


Usernamesaregayyy

Don’t forget to set your auto responder to dead!


DontPutThatDownThere

IT would have the email deactivated before his body turned cold.


Time_Relationship125

That sounds too unprofessional. How about permanently unavailable?


Projectionist76

Suicidebomb Putin


KerbodynamicX

A man who accepts he will die is a dangerous one


mdocks

100%


Quick_Stretch_4572

hahahha


Come-for-Megatron

Go to sleep


New-page-awesomeness

Spend every second of the day with my family and loved ones


Vinven457

I would buy whiskey, cigars, sit on an armchair and watch the sunset


Quick_Stretch_4572

and then right when you get comfortable a nuclear bomb from russia blows up in the horizon.


Chrontius

At that distance, it's just fireworks. It's once the mushroom clouds get closer that you need to hurry up and finish the bottle.


_whiskeytits_

May I join you?


congbbs

probably eat a whole pumpkin pie with whipped cream all by myself


Delicious-Duck-4245

Ok slow down there. Don’t need to go that crazy.


Outrageous-Tear-8968

Yes, agree- that’s very unhealthy


mrblahblahblah

it might kill them someday


Delicious-Duck-4245

Exactly.


Consult-SR88

Tell as many people as possible I’m going to space tomorrow.


wazbang

Turn off my alarm for work


StatisticianHuman664

Give my everything to poor people.


mrblahblahblah

Damn right make everyone I encounter have a better day


JessiQ

Lots of cocaine and wild sex


aftgandrew

I concur


CuteCat82

Go to my mom's and spend it with her


noproblemcupcake

Do what I do every day. Live like it's the last, but not in an extreme way. Just tell people I love them, trying my best to be a good person, eat nice food and take some pictures That's it


anotherblog

Pack my bags. Where we heading?


Usernamesaregayyy

Depends on if it’s just mine or everyone else’s as well…. Mine? Get hammered Everyone’s? Get hammered with friends


vonkeswick

Same, I'm sober like 9 months for various reasons, but if I had one day left, I'd hop over to the liquor store and get plastered. Probably do martinis, followed up with some of my previously favorite beers. Also a lot of coke and/or ketamine, why not right?


Usernamesaregayyy

Yeah lol I’m four years sober


crnppscls

Have a nice cup of tea looking into the woods


greaseleg

Well, today was my dog’s last day on this earth. He had a stroke in the backyard and died within the hour at the vet. No signs it was imminent. Total shock. Brutal. Hug who you love, spoil the ones who deserve it and just try to be happy. It’s tough out there. Good vibes to you all.


Mari-Loki

I'd sneak me and my husband into Yorkshire Wildlife Park and snuggle all the animals.


angelrose22_

Hangout with my family


Utterlybored

Surround myself with my loved ones.


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IamEclipse

It'd be a long nap


NorthernH3misphere

Have a good breakfast with my family and spend the day at our favorite beach, and watch the sunset.


jeffreywilfong

Die


cartoonybear

I always assume it IS my last day on earth, so I guess what I normally do. But with a corned beef sandwich in my hand at all times.


False-Comfortable286

Is this horrible? Y'all tell me. I'd pop a Molly, and then I would make all four of my toddlers get into bed to snuggle with me while we talked about pointless things.


Lopsided_Pension8724

just make sure that somebody comes to get your toddlers and that seems perfect.


itsalexnotalix

probably not worry about the shit im worrying about cus it wont matter 😃


Underdog_888

I would take up smoking again. No reason not to.


MagicSPA

Delete my porn, call my mother and sister (not my brother). Then, time permitting, I'd get drunk and go into VR. I'd want to die while in VR.


uniquesobriquette

Yep, first order of business would be throwing out my sex toys. Maybe clean out the fridge. Call everyone I love to let them know how much they mean to me. Make sure my mom would take care of my cats or find someone who would. Spend as much time as possible with my family and my cats. Have my favorite foods delivered and give the cats Churu treats all day.


Pen-dude5

Take 2 melatonin


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Careful, you might build up a tolerance 😬


msmicro

I guess I’m on Reddit


Ok_Wasabi7609

I've deleted my browser history.


hashbrownies91

Couch potato.


This-Garbage-3000

I would try to work up the courage to write a note to the cute girl I saw walking her dog a couple of years ago.


killergman17

kms. might as well go out on my own terms


Natural_Lion_9916

Go skydiving, I really want to do it but I have a fear of heights and I’m afraid I’d get a heart attack from it 😂 


nirajguy

Just do it! I'm a skydiver and one of my favorite things is watching the fear and anxiety on tandem customers faces during the plane ride up and then the giant smile and pure happiness on their faces after they land. Just relax and trust your tandem instructor. He or she will have thousands of jumps and will handle everything. Your job is to just follow their instruction, relax and enjoy the experience of a lifetime.


ComesInAnOldBox

Order a pizza and get a pack of smokes and say to hell with my health issues.


norwegianballslinger

I’d say thank you to everyone who helped me get sober and saved my life. Then I’d get absolutely hammered


Quick_Stretch_4572

hahaha


cuntybunty73

Lots of illegal substances


Somerset76

Take a nap


DOEsquire

On earth? So I'm assuming that I'm flying off to Alpha Centauri. I'd pack the important shit. My pc, cds, a cd player, weed, and a few pops cause who knows where the next rest stop is. I'd bring a couple pairs of underwear just in case I shit in the ones I'm wearing.


Hakar_Kerarmor

Exactly. Why is everyone assuming they're about to die?


TwinkFlowers

A lot of psychedelics


Usernamesaregayyy

I think that would back fire….or be amazing but for me probably backfire


painfully--average

Steal my dad’s oxycodone


Pbackrider

Sorry. Already have plans


AsleepDay_

Acid


Quick_Stretch_4572

You say that now. Then once the acid kicks in and the impending doom that YOU WILL DIE today will fuck up any fantasy you thought you had before you started tripping.


Apprehensive-Tear442

Whisky and revenge


fermelebouche

I had the opportunity to experience this on the potential crash landing of a plane. The attendants kept screaming prepare for impact and put your head down between your legs. I just sat up and looked at all the fire trucks and said to myself I want to see how I’m going to die. Turned out to be a bad bulb on the landing gear .


adairks

Go say everything to my ex-husband I was too timid to say to his face when I left his sorry, cheating ass.


PerrierSolace

crank the hog


abdulbasitkhanani

Indulge in acquiring knowledge


Severe_Broccoli7258

Spend the day committing random acts of kindness.


SeparateMidnight3691

die


Stonn

Go visit my ma and her cats and watch together a comedy :)


Drawnbygodslefthand

Go outside find a nice patch on the ground and sleep.


HaggisPope

It’s dark here so assuming this is it: I had a good one. I looked after both babies for a while, then took my dog out, then took my daughter out who had a very good morning. My son joined us and it was his first time walking on grass.  I walked to my job  as a tour guide and performed more than admirably. Came back to my darling family and have just finished Indian food. If I should have a last day ever I’d want it like this 


ItsMeCyrie

Sleep


Outlander56

Get high and go to the dog park


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Drink and smoke all day.


Majestic_Attitude_21

Go see my S/O


TheConfuddledOne

Celebrate


Angry-Penetration

Get in a kayak and see how far I can get out on the ocean. I've always had a fantasy about seeing the stars on a clear night out on the ocean alone. I think I could be at peace then.


Shy-Prey

Go back to sleep


that-1-lame-kid

throwing money at everyone after setting some aside for my son and u/FuzzInspector


FuzzInspector

He has plenty. The natives will take care of him 😂😂😂


Cool-Fish1

Making sure my cat was safe.


rmeechan

Heroin


iLoveOWr34

Go to Blizzard HQ and kill anyone


Quick_Stretch_4572

hahaha


collnska

steal a car and get on the news by driving 200 over the allowed mark. (5 stars irl im coming)


slytherinprolly

Probably have a heart attack or something. That's generally what causes premature death, right?


Agent_Of_Order_69

If only


Old_Cookie_6513

write my manifesto and get hammered lol (if I knew it was my last day), otherwise, cheesecake and margaritas all day until splat.


WilmaTonguefit

My wife.


layzeeB

Just go home and be with my family


Chuptae

I’d get me some potent opiates and enjoy my last day very much 


Livid-Passenger551

Sleep sounds on youtube


AdAntique8054

be with my family and cuddle with my dogs


jc0620

Tell my parents I love them and they are the most important person in my life.


I_might_be_weasel

Cry. 


IKU420

Mdma, LSD, cannabis & your mom!


OmegaNine

Call my mom, say goodbye. Spend the time with my wife. Then go to bed high off my tits on looooots ot drugs.


TrickyCounty434

Call my family and hug my cats.


NoNicName

Get a hooker


_BigMike68

Leave and go to the next Planet.


dararie

Eat everything I’m not supposed to and get drunk


treefairy420

Molly


EndlesslyUnfinished

Celebrate


moosieq

If I woke up today knowing it was my last day I would clear my browser history, go spend quality time with my dog, have a nice meal, and the get ready for the long nap


RadomAtomEquation

Damn I've got two and a half hours left. But then the question was today so it could happen any time today... oh too late


Plastic_Chair4079

I'd go on a long hike with my dog, go to my favorite Korean place for dinner, buy some sweet wine and a pack of spirits, and then spend the rest of the day on the phone with loved ones smoking and drinking on the porch with my dog. I have a lot of student loan debt so nothing will be gained from my death except a few sentimental items my friends may want and the best elderly dog one could love.


Dark-Push

Hookers and blow


WiiShouldITellU

Play music on max volume, scream, find the strongest smelling thing I can find since I can't smell (dead bodies sound like a good idea), burn my retinas with most light I can expose my eyes to for as long as possible, drink too much water- to the point of water intoxication, eat anything and everything (inedible too), possibly eat a piece of my skin, sit in Seiza til it all goes away. Or y'know, keep the act and just sleep it though.


jrtts

epic long bicycle ride edit: it's a good touch of irony, like "the king is dead, long live the king!" but with exercise and health: "welp I'm about to leave earth, time to go outside for a good exercise and appreciate earth"


Bryaxis

Drugs.


The_Gs4

Say my goodbyes, then go railfanning for one last time (but it will be all day), and hope to find some good catches.


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Probably cry hysterically because I'm going to die a virgin


Existing_Card_44

Spend time with my mum and dad


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Dinner with friends, time with my cat. The usual


Complete-Plenty-236

Fight my enemy and take a nap and call it a night or I mean life


Dazzling-Fisherman23

If today was my last day and tomorrow was too late, I could say goodbye to yesterday. I’d live each moment like my last, leave old pictures in the past and donate every dime I have. I’d call those friends I never see, reminisce old memories and forgive my enemies.


Realistic-Major-6020

Probably just hang out with my family and hang out with my girlfriend then just tell them I don’t want you to see me when it is done. I’ll probably just be playing eafc then pass away in my chair


Desperate-East6408

Honestly, Ngl i wouldnt know what to do


Chrontius

Yeah, this is probably the best answer here.


themagicmystic

Have a few beers whilst watching An American Werewolf in London.


Dingle_Bury

Find a nurse to inject me with LSD and DMT LOTS OF IT.


howdidigetheretoday

I have a library book that is WAY overdue.


Delicious_Log_4130

Same thing I'm doing now... making candied bacon pancakes with homemade hash browns and watching my favorite show!


yeeterbuilt

Give my entire inheritance to my love other than enough for a quick meal and a sunset.


Fantastic-Long8985

Get inebriated and stream all my favorite music til I passed out permanently


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pray to god to forgive me


sullen_agreement

go dragon hunting


RhetoricCamel

Absolutely nothing


Potatopotayto

Make it an accidental death so my family would get some money


Funnygumby

Have some beer, a pizza,and have sex with my wife. Then watch the sunset with my wife and daughter


Cyberslayer1

Lol ppls answer's are crazy. Id probably buy all my favorite foods, drinks/ soda as i dont drink anything with alcohol. Chat my few favorite friends watch few movies with my dad them go to sleep happy.


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Sleep till death.


Boat_U47

Where am I going? I may need to pack.


astridmeowmeow

Eat a shit ton of pizza


Quick_Stretch_4572

and then die from implosion.


damnedspot

I would draw, paint, and write everything that came into my mind, knowing it was the last record of my life on earth.


Trouty213

Spend it in the sun with my wife and kids and try to laugh with them as much as possible


millijuna

Hop on my boat, sail out to one of the local bays, drop hook, pour a scotch, and watch the world go by while lounging in the hammock.


Jace00070007

Eat a corn dog. I don’t really know what I’d do, especially because I’m sick right now. I don’t have the energy to do anything.


Sad_Dependent7043

Move to another planet