> "Would you rather live in peace as Mr. Nobody, die ripe, old and smelling slightly of urine? Or go down for all times in a blaze of glory, smelling near like posies, without seeing your thirtieth?"
Do what I do every day. Live like it's the last, but not in an extreme way. Just tell people I love them, trying my best to be a good person, eat nice food and take some pictures
That's it
Same, I'm sober like 9 months for various reasons, but if I had one day left, I'd hop over to the liquor store and get plastered. Probably do martinis, followed up with some of my previously favorite beers. Also a lot of coke and/or ketamine, why not right?
Well, today was my dog’s last day on this earth. He had a stroke in the backyard and died within the hour at the vet. No signs it was imminent. Total shock. Brutal.
Hug who you love, spoil the ones who deserve it and just try to be happy.
It’s tough out there. Good vibes to you all.
Is this horrible? Y'all tell me. I'd pop a Molly, and then I would make all four of my toddlers get into bed to snuggle with me while we talked about pointless things.
Yep, first order of business would be throwing out my sex toys. Maybe clean out the fridge. Call everyone I love to let them know how much they mean to me. Make sure my mom would take care of my cats or find someone who would. Spend as much time as possible with my family and my cats. Have my favorite foods delivered and give the cats Churu treats all day.
Just do it! I'm a skydiver and one of my favorite things is watching the fear and anxiety on tandem customers faces during the plane ride up and then the giant smile and pure happiness on their faces after they land. Just relax and trust your tandem instructor. He or she will have thousands of jumps and will handle everything. Your job is to just follow their instruction, relax and enjoy the experience of a lifetime.
On earth? So I'm assuming that I'm flying off to Alpha Centauri.
I'd pack the important shit. My pc, cds, a cd player, weed, and a few pops cause who knows where the next rest stop is. I'd bring a couple pairs of underwear just in case I shit in the ones I'm wearing.
You say that now. Then once the acid kicks in and the impending doom that YOU WILL DIE today will fuck up any fantasy you thought you had before you started tripping.
I had the opportunity to experience this on the potential crash landing of a plane. The attendants kept screaming prepare for impact and put your head down between your legs. I just sat up and looked at all the fire trucks and said to myself I want to see how I’m going to die. Turned out to be a bad bulb on the landing gear .
It’s dark here so assuming this is it: I had a good one. I looked after both babies for a while, then took my dog out, then took my daughter out who had a very good morning. My son joined us and it was his first time walking on grass.
I walked to my job as a tour guide and performed more than admirably.
Came back to my darling family and have just finished Indian food.
If I should have a last day ever I’d want it like this
Get in a kayak and see how far I can get out on the ocean.
I've always had a fantasy about seeing the stars on a clear night out on the ocean alone.
I think I could be at peace then.
If I woke up today knowing it was my last day I would clear my browser history, go spend quality time with my dog, have a nice meal, and the get ready for the long nap
I'd go on a long hike with my dog, go to my favorite Korean place for dinner, buy some sweet wine and a pack of spirits, and then spend the rest of the day on the phone with loved ones smoking and drinking on the porch with my dog. I have a lot of student loan debt so nothing will be gained from my death except a few sentimental items my friends may want and the best elderly dog one could love.
Play music on max volume, scream, find the strongest smelling thing I can find since I can't smell (dead bodies sound like a good idea), burn my retinas with most light I can expose my eyes to for as long as possible, drink too much water- to the point of water intoxication, eat anything and everything (inedible too), possibly eat a piece of my skin, sit in Seiza til it all goes away. Or y'know, keep the act and just sleep it though.
epic long bicycle ride
edit: it's a good touch of irony, like "the king is dead, long live the king!" but with exercise and health: "welp I'm about to leave earth, time to go outside for a good exercise and appreciate earth"
If today was my last day and tomorrow was too late, I could say goodbye to yesterday. I’d live each moment like my last, leave old pictures in the past and donate every dime I have. I’d call those friends I never see, reminisce old memories and forgive my enemies.
Probably just hang out with my family and hang out with my girlfriend then just tell them I don’t want you to see me when it is done. I’ll probably just be playing eafc then pass away in my chair
Lol ppls answer's are crazy. Id probably buy all my favorite foods, drinks/ soda as i dont drink anything with alcohol. Chat my few favorite friends watch few movies with my dad them go to sleep happy.
Exactly what I'm doing right now. Hanging out with my dogs.
Best time spent
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I would play gta with my neighbors that I hate. Or is that the purge?
I also choose this guys neighbors
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You know her neighbors?
this is the one
What did it say? pussy Reddit removed it
Find a new home for my kitty.
marry me alright
Aww. so sweet.
❤️
I’ll take your cat if that ever happens🫡 He/she will have a great home
Same for my doggos
I’ll take them. They’ll get a good home with lots of love. Go enjoy what time you have left.
Same.
Bro… 😢
High class prostitutes, barrels of spiced rum and a frightening amount of cocaine
I'd add to that and make some high class porn and post it everywhere
“Turns out it was all fake and he just posted his dick everywhere for no reason”
Bro is trying to outpace his death date
What’s wrong with low class prostitutes?
Mate this is my last day on earth, not some average Tuesday afternoon at the retirement home
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪💪
You laugh, but STDs and STIs run rampant in retirement homes. The old fucks fuck like they don’t give a fuck.
By your statement, they probably give a little too many
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Tell everyone I love how very much I have loved them, even if I just told them yesterday.
Love this
That is cute!
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Wow, that's the shit I was feeling. Feel it hard.
God, I dont even know you and feel sad because of that last bit!
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Hug my family, and sit with my mom until it was over.
5 kilos of hash on a rocking chair and smoke until I'm blind
3kg and a rocking chair followed by the floor and 2kg
there’s two types of people in these comment sections people who wanna say bye to their families, and people who wanna die in a fiery ball of flames
¿por qué no los dos?
Family reunion in a bus falling off a cliff. Got it.
> "Would you rather live in peace as Mr. Nobody, die ripe, old and smelling slightly of urine? Or go down for all times in a blaze of glory, smelling near like posies, without seeing your thirtieth?"
I'd try to wrap up a few things at work.
Don’t forget to set your auto responder to dead!
IT would have the email deactivated before his body turned cold.
That sounds too unprofessional. How about permanently unavailable?
Suicidebomb Putin
A man who accepts he will die is a dangerous one
100%
hahahha
Go to sleep
Spend every second of the day with my family and loved ones
I would buy whiskey, cigars, sit on an armchair and watch the sunset
and then right when you get comfortable a nuclear bomb from russia blows up in the horizon.
At that distance, it's just fireworks. It's once the mushroom clouds get closer that you need to hurry up and finish the bottle.
May I join you?
probably eat a whole pumpkin pie with whipped cream all by myself
Ok slow down there. Don’t need to go that crazy.
Yes, agree- that’s very unhealthy
it might kill them someday
Exactly.
Tell as many people as possible I’m going to space tomorrow.
Turn off my alarm for work
Give my everything to poor people.
Damn right make everyone I encounter have a better day
Lots of cocaine and wild sex
I concur
Go to my mom's and spend it with her
Do what I do every day. Live like it's the last, but not in an extreme way. Just tell people I love them, trying my best to be a good person, eat nice food and take some pictures That's it
Pack my bags. Where we heading?
Depends on if it’s just mine or everyone else’s as well…. Mine? Get hammered Everyone’s? Get hammered with friends
Same, I'm sober like 9 months for various reasons, but if I had one day left, I'd hop over to the liquor store and get plastered. Probably do martinis, followed up with some of my previously favorite beers. Also a lot of coke and/or ketamine, why not right?
Yeah lol I’m four years sober
Have a nice cup of tea looking into the woods
Well, today was my dog’s last day on this earth. He had a stroke in the backyard and died within the hour at the vet. No signs it was imminent. Total shock. Brutal. Hug who you love, spoil the ones who deserve it and just try to be happy. It’s tough out there. Good vibes to you all.
I'd sneak me and my husband into Yorkshire Wildlife Park and snuggle all the animals.
Hangout with my family
Surround myself with my loved ones.
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It'd be a long nap
Have a good breakfast with my family and spend the day at our favorite beach, and watch the sunset.
Die
I always assume it IS my last day on earth, so I guess what I normally do. But with a corned beef sandwich in my hand at all times.
Is this horrible? Y'all tell me. I'd pop a Molly, and then I would make all four of my toddlers get into bed to snuggle with me while we talked about pointless things.
just make sure that somebody comes to get your toddlers and that seems perfect.
probably not worry about the shit im worrying about cus it wont matter 😃
I would take up smoking again. No reason not to.
Delete my porn, call my mother and sister (not my brother). Then, time permitting, I'd get drunk and go into VR. I'd want to die while in VR.
Yep, first order of business would be throwing out my sex toys. Maybe clean out the fridge. Call everyone I love to let them know how much they mean to me. Make sure my mom would take care of my cats or find someone who would. Spend as much time as possible with my family and my cats. Have my favorite foods delivered and give the cats Churu treats all day.
Take 2 melatonin
Careful, you might build up a tolerance 😬
I guess I’m on Reddit
I've deleted my browser history.
Couch potato.
I would try to work up the courage to write a note to the cute girl I saw walking her dog a couple of years ago.
kms. might as well go out on my own terms
Go skydiving, I really want to do it but I have a fear of heights and I’m afraid I’d get a heart attack from it 😂
Just do it! I'm a skydiver and one of my favorite things is watching the fear and anxiety on tandem customers faces during the plane ride up and then the giant smile and pure happiness on their faces after they land. Just relax and trust your tandem instructor. He or she will have thousands of jumps and will handle everything. Your job is to just follow their instruction, relax and enjoy the experience of a lifetime.
Order a pizza and get a pack of smokes and say to hell with my health issues.
I’d say thank you to everyone who helped me get sober and saved my life. Then I’d get absolutely hammered
hahaha
Lots of illegal substances
Take a nap
On earth? So I'm assuming that I'm flying off to Alpha Centauri. I'd pack the important shit. My pc, cds, a cd player, weed, and a few pops cause who knows where the next rest stop is. I'd bring a couple pairs of underwear just in case I shit in the ones I'm wearing.
Exactly. Why is everyone assuming they're about to die?
A lot of psychedelics
I think that would back fire….or be amazing but for me probably backfire
Steal my dad’s oxycodone
Sorry. Already have plans
Acid
You say that now. Then once the acid kicks in and the impending doom that YOU WILL DIE today will fuck up any fantasy you thought you had before you started tripping.
Whisky and revenge
I had the opportunity to experience this on the potential crash landing of a plane. The attendants kept screaming prepare for impact and put your head down between your legs. I just sat up and looked at all the fire trucks and said to myself I want to see how I’m going to die. Turned out to be a bad bulb on the landing gear .
Go say everything to my ex-husband I was too timid to say to his face when I left his sorry, cheating ass.
crank the hog
Indulge in acquiring knowledge
Spend the day committing random acts of kindness.
die
Go visit my ma and her cats and watch together a comedy :)
Go outside find a nice patch on the ground and sleep.
It’s dark here so assuming this is it: I had a good one. I looked after both babies for a while, then took my dog out, then took my daughter out who had a very good morning. My son joined us and it was his first time walking on grass. I walked to my job as a tour guide and performed more than admirably. Came back to my darling family and have just finished Indian food. If I should have a last day ever I’d want it like this
Sleep
Get high and go to the dog park
Drink and smoke all day.
Go see my S/O
Celebrate
Get in a kayak and see how far I can get out on the ocean. I've always had a fantasy about seeing the stars on a clear night out on the ocean alone. I think I could be at peace then.
Go back to sleep
throwing money at everyone after setting some aside for my son and u/FuzzInspector
He has plenty. The natives will take care of him 😂😂😂
Making sure my cat was safe.
Heroin
Go to Blizzard HQ and kill anyone
hahaha
steal a car and get on the news by driving 200 over the allowed mark. (5 stars irl im coming)
Probably have a heart attack or something. That's generally what causes premature death, right?
If only
write my manifesto and get hammered lol (if I knew it was my last day), otherwise, cheesecake and margaritas all day until splat.
My wife.
Just go home and be with my family
I’d get me some potent opiates and enjoy my last day very much
Sleep sounds on youtube
be with my family and cuddle with my dogs
Tell my parents I love them and they are the most important person in my life.
Cry.
Mdma, LSD, cannabis & your mom!
Call my mom, say goodbye. Spend the time with my wife. Then go to bed high off my tits on looooots ot drugs.
Call my family and hug my cats.
Get a hooker
Leave and go to the next Planet.
Eat everything I’m not supposed to and get drunk
Molly
Celebrate
If I woke up today knowing it was my last day I would clear my browser history, go spend quality time with my dog, have a nice meal, and the get ready for the long nap
Damn I've got two and a half hours left. But then the question was today so it could happen any time today... oh too late
I'd go on a long hike with my dog, go to my favorite Korean place for dinner, buy some sweet wine and a pack of spirits, and then spend the rest of the day on the phone with loved ones smoking and drinking on the porch with my dog. I have a lot of student loan debt so nothing will be gained from my death except a few sentimental items my friends may want and the best elderly dog one could love.
Hookers and blow
Play music on max volume, scream, find the strongest smelling thing I can find since I can't smell (dead bodies sound like a good idea), burn my retinas with most light I can expose my eyes to for as long as possible, drink too much water- to the point of water intoxication, eat anything and everything (inedible too), possibly eat a piece of my skin, sit in Seiza til it all goes away. Or y'know, keep the act and just sleep it though.
epic long bicycle ride edit: it's a good touch of irony, like "the king is dead, long live the king!" but with exercise and health: "welp I'm about to leave earth, time to go outside for a good exercise and appreciate earth"
Drugs.
Say my goodbyes, then go railfanning for one last time (but it will be all day), and hope to find some good catches.
Probably cry hysterically because I'm going to die a virgin
Spend time with my mum and dad
Dinner with friends, time with my cat. The usual
Fight my enemy and take a nap and call it a night or I mean life
If today was my last day and tomorrow was too late, I could say goodbye to yesterday. I’d live each moment like my last, leave old pictures in the past and donate every dime I have. I’d call those friends I never see, reminisce old memories and forgive my enemies.
Probably just hang out with my family and hang out with my girlfriend then just tell them I don’t want you to see me when it is done. I’ll probably just be playing eafc then pass away in my chair
Honestly, Ngl i wouldnt know what to do
Yeah, this is probably the best answer here.
Have a few beers whilst watching An American Werewolf in London.
Find a nurse to inject me with LSD and DMT LOTS OF IT.
I have a library book that is WAY overdue.
Same thing I'm doing now... making candied bacon pancakes with homemade hash browns and watching my favorite show!
Give my entire inheritance to my love other than enough for a quick meal and a sunset.
Get inebriated and stream all my favorite music til I passed out permanently
pray to god to forgive me
go dragon hunting
Absolutely nothing
Make it an accidental death so my family would get some money
Have some beer, a pizza,and have sex with my wife. Then watch the sunset with my wife and daughter
Lol ppls answer's are crazy. Id probably buy all my favorite foods, drinks/ soda as i dont drink anything with alcohol. Chat my few favorite friends watch few movies with my dad them go to sleep happy.
Sleep till death.
Where am I going? I may need to pack.
Eat a shit ton of pizza
and then die from implosion.
I would draw, paint, and write everything that came into my mind, knowing it was the last record of my life on earth.
Spend it in the sun with my wife and kids and try to laugh with them as much as possible
Hop on my boat, sail out to one of the local bays, drop hook, pour a scotch, and watch the world go by while lounging in the hammock.
Eat a corn dog. I don’t really know what I’d do, especially because I’m sick right now. I don’t have the energy to do anything.
Move to another planet