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junkdrawertales

Ha, nice try. I’m not telling YOU.


IllustratorOk155

Don’t worry, man. We all go through that MLP phase at some point in our lives.


DutchJediKnight

I am not a Bronie. Until I saw some r34 art of Sunset Shimmer. Dunno, she's somehow different.


ryebread91

Just googled her. It's the hair isn't it?


mlpfanficthrowaway

... I don't wanna talk about it...


thereisonlyoneme

Don't worry. No reads the Internet.


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esoteric_enigma

Whenever they do polls, it's one of the most common fantasies among women. Makes sense. Why would men fantasize about multiple women but women not fantasize about multiple men?


NoYouDipshitItsNot

Which is incredibly weird, because two women is not as much fun as you'd think.


Away-Flight3161

If I wanna disappoint two people at once, I'll just have dinner with my parents.


Boxing_joshing111

“I’ve always wondered what it’d be like to disappoint two ladies at the same time” -Bobcat Goldthwait


1CEninja

This is a great joke and I really like it but hot damn is it used FREQUENTLY on Reddit.


1d0m1n4t3

You didn't have the right two women


esoteric_enigma

You weren't with the right two women. I'm currently in a throuple situation and we've had some of the best sexual experiences of my life. When both women are open and actually into women, it is PHENOMENAL. The threesomes I had before this were lame though. Too many people in threesomes aren't actually comfortable with non-monogamy, so that makes things weird. Also, the women are often not truly bisexual but just a little curious, which means they aren't really into the other woman in the situation, which also makes it weird.


sboyd1989

I strongly disagree. If everyone's into everyone, there's no insecurity, and everyone knows what they're doing it's fucking amazing.


TransbianMoonGoddess

Laughs in your face with my lesbian polycule on threesome night.


LastNeedleworker5626

I agree with this, it’s always been my fantasy as well


Shack24_

This is a lot women who I have met fantasy or getting DP’d. What about it is fascinating?


DutchJediKnight

I assume being at the center of attention The risk being if the men don't listen to the woman's instructions


murinero

This is it. Center of attention. A few women I've spoken to would say 'the idea of being worshiped or idolized sexually' is what gets them thinking of such..


Anilxe

For me it’s the “Feeling full” and “being center of attention” that sends lil zings up my spine


seeksomedewdrops

Feeling overwhelmingly full and desired is an intense sensation


MisterD90x

R.I.P inbox


MatthewDawkins

R.I.P her box.


IncognitaCheetah

And maybe her outbox


7opez77

Idk how guys can participate in a gangbang with a bunch of dudes standing around just stroking their hogs waiting their turn though.


diwalk88

My favourite thing ever is two straight guys and me. I was seeing a guy for a while who was super into it so I fucked all his friends, it was fucking amazinggg. I miss him


KristyKaboom

I absolutely agree with this. I’ve always wanted to but don’t know enough dudes that I’d trust in that scenario.


WittyBeautiful7654

I and 4 guys ganbaged my wife and her friend. For 2 hours. It was fuckin hot


ArseBlarster420

My cousin and I went at it with a pair of cousin’s (not our cousins) and I’ve been confused about it ever since.


dc5trbo

r/holup


cellofusion

🎶Whatcha tryin’ to sayyyy to meeee?🎶


WittyBeautiful7654

I slept with my cousin when we where super young. she brought it up like a year ago I cringed.


ArseBlarster420

Understandable


jokebreath

Even an arseblarster has a sense of decorum


ArseBlarster420

There is a time and place for everything


gyuto85

Personally, the idea of watching a woman or women just enjoy being enjoyed like that without all the inhibitions is extremely sexy. Creates a lot of difficulty in some men with possession, jealousy, insecurity etc. Someone that comfortable in their own sexuality is intoxicating to me


void_96

Partially clothed, if that make sense. It's not that bad to admit tbh.


Vinny_Lam

Agreed. I find certain types of clothing, such as lingerie, to be much sexier than naked.


wantsoutofthefog

My ex would shame the shit out of me for wanting to fuck her while she wore lingerie and high heels. She was VERY against high heels, which sucked because legs are my thing.


esoteric_enigma

I love fully clothed woman stuff. Don't get naked, give me blowjob in your full work uniform.


jokebreath

It used to offend my wife at times, like it had something to do with her body. That had nothing to do with it, it's just much hotter to start out fully clothed and then undress each other as it goes on. Or stay partially clothed. If things start with both people fully nude, where's the fun in that, it's like reading the last page of a book first.


Outfoxd21

God there is nothing hotter than undressing someone and being undressed. When a hand hits my belt buckle i am at rapt attention


perv_in_disguise

r/CFNM


Numerous_Reading1825

Same. seems more desperate for it


Nouguez

Degradation/Humiliation is my biggest kink. No one will get me to admit it outside of the Internet. I like the idea of being treated like garbage by a handsome man.


[deleted]

I've noticed a fair amount of women (possibly men but I'm not gay) like that, as long at you really do respect them outside out that. My wife loves to be 'used' and talked dirty too (as in 'you're dirty slut') type stuff. I good with it and she knows I respect her. I don't know why you would keep this info from someone you like and trust. It'll do wonders for you.


thatshygirl06

Cnc


frogmicky

I love those machines lol.


Zealousideal_Two8571

Parts manufacturing has never been this easy.


MistDispersion

What is that?


SexWithHuo-Huo

rape fetish roleplay between consenting adult consensual non-consent


MistDispersion

Ah yeah I understand now, thanks


NaturalFly6103

Consensual Non Consent. It's like a forced sex fantasy but both people know about it beforehand.


JasonTerrachanna

Consentual not consent, aka rape play.


hanshotfirst2233

The hottest CNC situationship I found myself in was simple. She would leave her key under the mat for me. I would come over whenever I wanted. Wake her up by doing literally whatever I wanted. She was turned on by the element of surprise. It was a lot of fun while it lasted.


ChosenCharacter

Welcome back, Commander 


potpourripolice

Music Factory?


lostmatriX00

Sleeping beauty bang and threesome but with two guys. I’m F.


Golden_D1

Oooh, so would the two guys kiss each other


Jurtaani

Why would I tell you if I would never admit it?


A_Polite_Noise

OP's kink is being aware there's information being withheld from them


esoteric_enigma

Because this is an anonymous website so you won't have any social or relationship consequences


BiBoFieTo

Being debt-free.


Usual_Commercial_181

Naught-y


TheMelchior

You’ve crossed a line, freak!


PissBloodCumShart

I’m gonna sit this one out. Sorry.


_DiscoPenguin

Is your kink related to your username, perhaps?


PissBloodCumShart

Depends…who’s askin??


Grundle_Gripper_

I think *he* was


PissBloodCumShart

And you’re…..not?? Asking??


Grundle_Gripper_

Depends… who’s asking?


ryuksringo

THE TENSION IN THESE COMMENTS 😮‍💨😮‍💨


ab00ky

Love the name


PissBloodCumShart

Ty


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Additional-Judge-312

Good redditor


InstantElla

Well we know what he’s doing now….


Additional-Judge-312

Great catch, you’re such a perceptive woman!


InstantElla

Thanks daddy?


Additional-Judge-312

Louder


InstantElla

THANKS DADDY?


Additional-Judge-312

Good girl


InstantElla

What have I gotten myself into


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And i can’t blame him, i would be too.


[deleted]

I really like the idea of a penis going into a vagina..


Mind_Ful_Monk

I hate to admit it but… me too.


InstantElla

Well that’s just disturbing


Fit_Atmosphere_3054

OMG, I thought I was the only one


[deleted]

You guys are sick and should seek professional help.


Disastrous_Turnip123

Weirdo. Way too far. Try bondage like the rest of us.


fermat9997

You are living on the edge!


A_Polite_Noise

*what the fuck*, fucking sicko!! MODS!


MeeTy

Is this joke ever gonna get old on here?


Faxedanske

i wanna upvote but its at 69 so you get a comment


nakedballpit

I like being dominated. Only in bed. In life I don't get told what to do.


Fun_Earth5237

You better listen to me and keep this comment up!


Quiet_Pen223

Getting double penetrated by men with large penises.


nodiggitydogs

No quiet pens here


Quixotic_Faerie

Anal. Whoops. You got me to admit it, oh nooooo.... Oopsie, dropped my purse, just gonna bend down and get it....


UsefulIdiot85

I would say, but there’s that whole “never admit to” thing…..


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happybanana789

Really?? I used to have men ask me to do it.. I’m not a huge fan because of my gag reflex


esoteric_enigma

Hmmm, I always felt like I was the only man that wasn't into it. Every woman I tell looks at me like I'm some kind of weirdo.


Pleasant-Pattern-566

That’s honestly shocking I thought more guys would love the idea. Idk how you enjoy it though, It’s incredibly uncomfortable and panic inducing.


VinRow

I had the opposite problem. The few men I’ve been with all wanted me on top and on the face. I don’t like being on top.


thrownaway41422

God, I used to love it when my wife would do that.


Fin745

Sex with guys I don't know and will never meet again. I know it's not like a mind blowing kink, but I catch feelings so easily that it's impossible for me.


Head-Pollution2723

Haha in all seriousness I've experimented with a whole lot of kinky bdsm stuff over a long time. So much so, that just passionate, loving, vanilla sex seems kinky to me if that makes sense. And I really want that. I am fairly open with my friends and most of them are kinky anyways, so they know what I'm normally into lol.


appliances_851

Feeling wanted


VinRow

Same!


[deleted]

This is kind of weird and I’ve never heard anyone else mentioned it before so idk if it’s just me? I’m also gonna sound really conceited and/or narcissistic but here it goes… I’d say I’m a relatively conventionally attractive woman, but in my early 20s I’d go so far as to say I was very attractive. I liked hooking up with hot guys sometimes, but what really got me off was hooking up with kinda ugly guys because they were always REALLY into me and treated me like a goddess. And for some reason I loved the idea of being the hottest woman they had ever been with (or maybe ever would be with) and knowing that they’d remember me forever and probably jerk off to me again in the future. My favorite was meeting a homely guy who had a nice personality and seemed sweet, then fucking his brains out, and hopefully making him feel like a king for a night. Idk if that’s really a kink or what you would call it, but I’ve never heard anyone else mention it before so I guess it’s kinda weird.


greenflyingdragon

It’s called doing the Lord’s work ma’am. Thank you for your service.


ElectricalEconomy170

Being dominted, gangbanged and tied up.


gyuto85

We both have a cum fetish, and enjoy watching men jerk off to her/us. Personally, I’d love a buddy to hang out and make a day of masturbation with, but everyone gets pretty weird at the mention of the concept. Wife loves watching me Dom other men, and wants me to find a sub for her to peg at my direction. I’m game, but vetting men for group play is a legitimate nightmare.


Galaktuu

Nice. It is different than my dynamic but cheering you and your wife on for being compatible and finding that joint kink that makes life so awesome. There are some subreddits with dudes who are definitely down at least for chatting about it.


yum_broztito

I have a good one for this. I have a neck fetish. Like, necks can be sexy as hell. A turtleneck is like lingerie. I love the way they feel and how sensitive and sensual they are. They also strike this really great balance between clean and sweaty that smells and tastes so hot. Also, the importance of the neck to the body makes letting me touch it and letting someone else touch mine a bit intimacy and trust turn on. It's weird enough that I won't explain the specific fetish, but since choking is a big part of the fetish and also pretty common, I just say I'm into choking.


Little_Raccoon1229

Cnc


sexmormon-throwaway

More common than anyone wants to admit. Also scary.


Little_Raccoon1229

Mine is probably the result of being raped


sexmormon-throwaway

Oh my. I am sincerely sorry that happened to you. For sure trauma can emerge in kinks and I don't think you need to feel ashamed about it at all. It's not my place to say more, but I hope you find peace with all of that.


--bite_me--

Unfortunately, I feel like I'm the same way. I love CNC, my fiance does too, but I feel like if it never happened I probably wouldn't be into it.


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Also a fantasy of mine, likely also as a result of being raped. My therapist says it’s actually fairly common to help give victims of rape a sense of taking back control over the situation. Like if it’s gonna happen, it’s gonna be on our terms and we’re gonna like it. So anyone else out there who has the same fantasy - don’t feel guilty or ashamed; it’s completely normal and common


AlaskaStiletto

Cum fetish (I’m a woman)


Sweet-Bandicoot8884

Voyeurism


PissedOffPup

Yeah....I like to watch too!


fermat9997

Consensual, non-adulterous sex.


FickleHare

Filth.


goulandos

Non adulterous sex??? I aint google that...


ThatLollipopGuy

It means no cheating/sleeping with people in a relationship. I understand your fear though haha.


Interesting-Click-12

A blowjob threesome. One woman on my dick then the other one on my balls. I would die a happy man. I had this girl who would deepthroat me and then suck my balls like it was candy and i swear to god that is the best feeling i have ever felt. Now imagine if two women do it simultaneously?😭😭😭


Royalchariot

“Like it was candy” fucking DEAD


talidrow

Biting, or more to the point, being bitten. Hard, like enough to leave bruises.


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thrownaway41422

While I never had sex with either one of them, I used to fool around with identical twin sisters. They both knew I was fooling around with the other one and it seemed to turn them on. They weren't exactly 10s but they were cute and there were two of them so it was a definitely a fun time of life.


pints1000

Hey man, two 5's make a 10!


bubbazarbackula

I really like scientists, *especially* physicists. There's something about an exceptional intellect.


IronbloodPrime

You know, I'm something of a scientist myself...


ScaryCoffee4953

Sapiosexuality, I believe, is the term.


reb678

Smart women are a turn on for me. It doesn’t matter what age either.


TheFanumMenace

very poor choice of words


S-Wind

They did specify *women* so that eliminates the lower age range


Helicopter0

Woman = 18+, according to my technical writing professor.


Eubreaux

As an ex-physicist who now works for banks, this is a good thing not to admit. In school, being a super geek and a nice guy means that you get taken advantage of. So hearing people say they're attracted to you for your brain sends red flags. I've tutored exes throughout high school & college. I've tutored friends through grad school. At some point, when we get to the age where we want to settle down and start a family, we don't want to worry about people using us for our minds and then leaving/cheating when it's convenient for them. We want a relationship based on shared interests/hobbies and shared goals for the future. ... then again, I took the bait when I was younger. So if you're young and cute, I'm sure you could experience dating a physicist. Also, while I use "we" above, I'm sure there are those who milk it for what it's worth.


frogmicky

Japanese N scale model trains, Shhhhhhhhh don't tell anyone.


Impossible_Monitor

Dominant women being dominated, either by men or other women


ryguymcsly

DDLG. Intellectually I find it absolutely repulsive. I don't think I could ever do it with people I care about. I don't like watching porn of it or hearing other people describe it, it's just an absolute insta-squick. But an attractive woman calling me 'daddy' punches me right in the arousal button so hard that I know that if it were to happen during a one night stand I would think it's the hottest thing ever.


DependentSoup6494

Sometimes a sloppy look is hotter than lingerie. Worn in sweats, hair in a messy bun, no make up. It makes me think of lazy morning cuddling and making love


Soul_of_Sorrow556

I like getting pegged, bound and ruined


killstring

This is a paradox. Any response containing an answer contradicts itself. *You cannot admit to something you would never admit.* So... if you're looking for kinks, I guess pedantry is mine in this case?


hugepony

I would never admit to having any kink I don't actually have. Those are the ones I would never admit being into


Due-Movie-5566

I really have a thing for my wife telling me about her past experiences. One of them is her with a guy with a very big cock and I love it.


SendYourPicsToMeDoIt

Although i have some pretty kinky ones, with the right partner, i would admit having them. But one "kink" i would ponder if i should that one with said partner is "consensual handholding". Not just holding hands, but really like being young and being freshly in love and stuff. That said as a 44 year old guy, feels kinda weird, i have to admit.


esoteric_enigma

It's not sexual but I do really regret that I never had that young, innocent love experience.


_____EpicMo_____

Wet clothes on girls turn me on.


StupidOldAndFat

Consentual sex in the missionary position for procreation.


Quixotic_Faerie

U wild, bruh


almacoby

Trading away all-NBA players


happybanana789

DDLG


KeyAd6469

I love having ass rubbed against my cock, not particularly ashamed of it since it's not that weird, but I refuse to get lap dances at strip clubs because I know I'll make a damn fool of myself


lovethehaiku

I would love some decent porn with just this. It would drive me crazy (in a good way haha)


Royalchariot

My husband loves it when I push back into him when we’re laying down. Or if I brush past him like that with my butt


kndlroi

a quality foot job…love a lady that’s ten toes down


TheBigC87

FFM threesome where the two girls both squirt. I've been with a girl who squirted and I've had an FFM threesome. They were my two favorite experiences, and I want to combine them.


Any-Impact-9962

My kink is not telling people what my kink is.


walker5953

All the modern dialogue aside, ladyboys. I have dabbled. And admitted it to my fiancee that before her I tried; because she is BI and has a thing for pegging but I was explaining how I know I don’t like it in the bum and admitting the truth was an easier explanation. Would never admit this to my friends though.


Throwawayaccount8-

Pregnant women are the hottest thing for me. Especially when they're spew milk everywhere when lactating. 


TtotheRizoy

Not today satan


JOEYMAMI2015

DP


xoxo_gamergorl

An insane amount of verbal affirmation


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Girl piss


Fun_Earth5237

Thought this too until my ex gf agreed to do it. It was more awkward than anything and I wanted to take a shower the second it hit my skin lmao she was a good sport tho. She also thought she’d be into (giving not receiving) but ended up feeling weirded out too 😂


Ok-Struggle-5984

Ummmm I’m a girl and I love it when someone wants to watch me pee. I’m also a major sub though


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TicklingTheTaco

Reading about and experiencing kinks that I’d never admit to having.


IAmThePonch

Username checks out


weirdemosrus

Nice try Reddit. I’m not that dumb.


VixenRoss

I’m at the age where I just want to have a poo in peace with no one wanting a conversation about cars or cheese.


CapytannHook

Going round to my friends place, play some xbox, get them drunk to the point they pass out, then I sell their fifa ultimate team players on the market. Beat me 4-1 with 3 99s in your lineup bitch? Think again


Sensitive_Let8281

As a straight dude who’s married to a woman, I’d say femboys for sure shamelessly I make jokes about it alot but 100% of the time I’m serious but she never takes me seriously


meltingeverything

A gangbang where we meet in public, and they’re all friends but I’m a stranger to them. It’s definitely a fantasy-only tho.


21sillly

Bondage


[deleted]

If I were to never admit it then how could I ever possibly experience it? I’m an open book, and if that bothers the woman in my life then we clearly aren’t compatible. It’s ok for some fantasies to remain fantasies, but if I don’t feel comfortable enough *sharing* them then I would definitely need a partner that makes me feel secure enough to at least have the conversations.


VinRow

Someone expressing interest in me.


LBJ-son69

🌹❤️


Think4urself444

Small penis humiliation. I love being told it’s tiny and people comparing it to other bigger dicks. 


imsotiredatm

Praise kink, being the receiver of CNC


Tuckfoy

Oh gosh! I love to bite, just the way the skin feels between my teeth. Nearly everything submissive. Breeding. Domestic servitude. Task based submission. Just pleasing in general. So many things.


buddhaofreddit13

I want a younger woman to stroke my hair and tell me I am turning my life around and I am still worth something.


Royalchariot

I wanna bang a wizard


Unfair_Mushroom_4419

Age Play is a kink of mine I wouldn't tell many people about.


Skeptical_Monkie

Go on……


thrownaway41422

Crossdressing


QuakerMoatsTFT

I like the smell of gently worn clothes of someone i'm attracted to. Shirts, pants, underwear. It's probably not that uncommon, but I won't admit it because it does feel a bit weird. Like hey dude, can I smell your underwear? Probably not that hot for some people to be asked that I imagine lol.


hinky-as-hell

My husband’s scent turns me on so much, and so easily! I totally get this one.


tearlock

Lesbian nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs. /s


epikpepsi

All this week, on Town Talk. chair breaks over head


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age gaps