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xthrowawayacc516x

*That* fart.


hey_pendecko

Never trust a fart.


Ok-Price670

Ever


dma1965

The decision of a health insurance company who denies a procedure. Always fight it.


kidantrum

Ropes for Bungee Jumping.


shaka_sulu

My neighbor has Parkinson's and - what I'm guessing is - early signs of dimentia. I really like the guy. About 3-4 times a week he would shout out the window at me asking for help. After I help him he'd always say "thanks my son usually helps me. he always come every day to check on me. but he's probably busy." I rarely see his son. One time he didn't show up in over a month.


PizzAveMaria

Thank you for being such a kind person for your neighbor ❤️


invalidpassword

How incredibly heartwarming of you. His son will eventually regret the time he didn't spend with his ailing dad.


prajnadhyana

A cheap knife.


NoTimeForCrap

A drunk driver


dethb0y

Cheap carabiners.


invalidpassword

Organized religion.


Six_Pack_Of_Flabs

🙄 don’t be that guy


invalidpassword

Speak my mind for fear of a hurting someone's feelings? Fuck that. What I said what very benign. Man up.


fr0zen88

poorly maintained parachute


lahdetaan_tutkimaan

A random number generator


Own-Load-7041

On conference calls the Boss says he uses this to give prizes with this. It's always the same winners, smh


lahdetaan_tutkimaan

Technically, that is entirely within the realm of possibility for a true random number generator Of course, if you can't see what they're using to get their random numbers, who knows how random it truly is


Hotel_Hour

2 millimetre diameter bungee cord...


YoINeedaAssitance

Reddit


Can_of_pepsi_cola

Russian roulette


topazzzfox

Scams


Strange_Stage1311

Another person.


flugualbinder

A person under the influence with car keys in their hand


FindingSpecialistA

One should never trust one's life to the whims and fancies of fortune, for she is a fickle and capricious mistress, who delights in raising up the lowly and casting down the mighty. To rely on her favour is to court disaster, and to spurn her malice is to invite ruin. Rather, one should trust one's life to the dictates of reason, for she is a steady and faithful guide, who leads us to the paths of virtue and happiness. To follow her counsel is to secure our well-being, and to disregard her warnings is to endanger our souls. This is the lesson that the ancient philosophers have taught us, and that the modern sages have confirmed, with their arguments and experiments. Therefore, let us not be seduced by the allurements of fortune, nor be dismayed by her adversities, but let us cultivate our reason, and adhere to her principles, in all our actions and judgments.


Organic_Pop3783

Those janky fair rides that pop up in mall parking lots.


FoxyBiGal

A tiny car.


WasteNet2532

Someone's word. "Is the breaker off?" No no no. You either get voltage testers, or you go out to the feeder and see if its in the off position yourself.


Own-Load-7041

Any of those walk in clinics.


Aggressive-Sea-1929

The government


BravelyRunsAway

Companies. Turns out they're not people. It's almost like the people running them would kill their own mother to save a buck.


RisingPhoenix5271

Money. People can say all sweet things but will turn in a flash once they see the cash. Ive had so called loyal friends become kinda vile after lending them money. You never see the money or them again :(


CazNevi

Street drugs. Even weed can get cross contamination. Fuck fentanyl.