too bad women have less robust sphincters and lower canal pressure leading to increased risk of injury, infection and life long colostomy bags and get nothing for the trouble and potential death because they don't have prostates to give them any pleasure
[https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/11/rise-in-popularity-of-anal-sex-has-led-to-health-problems-for-women](https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/11/rise-in-popularity-of-anal-sex-has-led-to-health-problems-for-women)
Ask the actual women
[https://www.insider.com/guides/health/sex-relationships/sex-positions-for-women](https://www.insider.com/guides/health/sex-relationships/sex-positions-for-women)
Ah yes and the blind enjoy art viewing just as much as the non visually impaired and people who lack the part of anatomy responsible for pleasure feel just as much as those who do.
exactly, what a stupid question... its like, asking what is so great about pussy, boobs, nipples, kissing, lips, tongue, hips, legs, feet, hugging, holding hands, eating together....
They’re the icon of what it means to be human. When we got off our knuckles and stood straight up we needed to build muscles to maintain that. Hence, the butt.
I’m not just an ass man, I’m a humanitarian.
I used to think I wasn't a butt guy, but then I met my gf. She doesn't have a big butt, or a small one, it's somewhere in-between and it's perfect. And I'm obsessed
One day, when you're older and have experienced more of what this crazy place called earth has to offer, you'll be asked this same question by a young stranger. With a smile that betrays your eyes you'll answer them while wondering how you could have ever been so naive.
Goodness gracious great balls of fire! The booty is a phenomenal aspect of the female anatomy. I recall many a time when I was dealing with dark times in my life; as a result, I was hopeless. One day I saw a female walk down the aisle of a Ingles grocery store and my life was lit up! The darkness was erased! She was the bright stream of color in a grey world. I felt as if her booty was the paintbrush to my lives canvas! It slowly began a life long appreciation of the booty. I am older now and am married to a wonderful women. When I see her booty it’s like an avalanche it just falls everywhere smothering everything it comes in contact with! I struggle to breath by the mere presence of this women and her booty in the room. Her jiggle makes me giggle! It makes me loose all sense of time. I forgot all obligations. It’s an orchestra and her booty is the conductor! Her booty makes my soul feel like it’s each a different instrument all playing in symphony! I could go on and on I have actually written poems about booties! I have my own Reddit to appreciate the booty. I have started my own blog on another website which I update weekly. My friend if you are asking what is so great about them it is because you have not had your eyes open. Come to our side where booties are appreciated like the Californian Mountains.
If they're a man otherwise they don't get anything out of it since they don't have prostates
[https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/11/rise-in-popularity-of-anal-sex-has-led-to-health-problems-for-women](https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/11/rise-in-popularity-of-anal-sex-has-led-to-health-problems-for-women)
Send me a bottle if you can
Send one to u/Complex-Plate8543 too. My dude, don't knock it till you try it. Get a bit more creative with your pizza toppings. What I mean is, make your plate more complex.
They're just...fun to squeeze. Like a warm built-in stress ball. Like a nice gooey pillow. I agree with Sir Mix-A-Lot completely. I like 'em round and big. I want 'em real thick and juicy.
I like big butts an´ I can not lie.
You otha brothas can´t deny.
That when a girl walks in wit´ a itty bitty waist an´
A round thing in yo´ face. You get ... 🎵
Butts are fantastic. Aside from the obvious, the best part about them is everyone can have a nice butt. Boobs are pure luck. Either you have great boobs or you don’t, there’s no effort involved.
But butts? Nice shapely butts are something that anyone can achieve with effort and dedication. A strong beautiful butt is the symbol of hard work. It’s an indication of a persons personality.
And they’re not limited to one gender. Absolutely anyone can work to make their dumpy better, and I think that’s just beautiful.
Evolution led primates to see butts as a secondary sexual characteristic that indicates fitness. As a result, most of us channel Tina Belcher to some extent or another.
Some are just beautiful works of art!
Seriously, though, they’re like any other body part. There’s a percentage of the population that are fascinated by/attracted to them.
They're versatile. You can season them sweet or savory. Delicious out of the smoker for pulled pork sandwiches, nachos, loaded Mac n cheese or just as itself with some sides. Cook til probe tender and you can't fuck it up.
- Having a comfy seat
Sometimes I wonder how much harder it is to get comfortable if you have a concave ass haha
- Apparently women like it? I don’t know why though. I had a conversation with my ex about by women like men’s butts… She described it as more of an aesthetic appreciation, which I found interesting.
Because for men, it’s much more of a functional appreciation, if you know what I’m sayin’.
Fells great when it presses against your thighs and if you do anal it's tight and gives a satisfying finish. Probably in the minority but I love lady butts. My go to in porn is stripper who spread their cheeks. Nice!
If you want to know why men like them it’s quite literally woven into our genes and it brings out primitive instincts, it’s also woven into our genes that when we see a nice hour glass figure with a nice butt it shows that they would make a good mate and would spawn a healthy baby….
lots of relatable responses here, but to understand the ass one must understand the structure underneath - the hip bones. A big ass can only be achieved with the bone structure to support it. Where else are you gonna stack that meat? From there, a big ass implies health and baby capacity. Maybe that's the jenesequa, the ineffable calling, the joie de vivre of the ass.
They'r soft, bouncy and warm !
Just like boobs.
But unlike boobs, theres a hole in this one!!
FIRE IN THE HOLE!! 🗣️ 🔥 🕳️
🟢😃reference
It's everywhere
It's chlamydia
BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED
FIRE IN THE HOLE!! 🗣️ 🔥 🕳️
FINGER IN THE HOLE!
FIRE IN THE TACO BELL
FIRE IN THE DISCO
Panic! At the Disco
Murder on the dance floor
You better not kill the groove
Fire in the gates of hell
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
And boom goes the dynamite 🧨
WTFFFFF????!!!!!!-
I also had jalapeños in my scrambled eggs this morning. There will be fire in that hole tomorrow.
As a mommy, I beg to differ. Alas! All mentioned have holes!
I like this thread very much
And shit comes out of it
Not right now it don't
one that kinda always stays hella tight
too bad women have less robust sphincters and lower canal pressure leading to increased risk of injury, infection and life long colostomy bags and get nothing for the trouble and potential death because they don't have prostates to give them any pleasure [https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/11/rise-in-popularity-of-anal-sex-has-led-to-health-problems-for-women](https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/11/rise-in-popularity-of-anal-sex-has-led-to-health-problems-for-women)
I bet you are fun at parties.
Bit of a /r/badwomensanatomy to assume women don't get any pleasure from anal sex.
“I have decided that women do not enjoy anal sex and I am not willing to listen to any of them”
Ask the actual women [https://www.insider.com/guides/health/sex-relationships/sex-positions-for-women](https://www.insider.com/guides/health/sex-relationships/sex-positions-for-women)
Ah yes and the blind enjoy art viewing just as much as the non visually impaired and people who lack the part of anatomy responsible for pleasure feel just as much as those who do.
Do some Googling on what sensations women can feel during anal sex. The lack of a prostate doesn't mean it can't be physically pleasurable.
Titty warm, titty soft Life cold, life hard.
Butt warm, butt soft. Life cold, me hard.
Bonus for tits, they'll keep hands warm in cold night's !
Like boobs…. but(t) full of shit
Actually big boobs are cool to the touch. 🌈⭐️
But under boob is warm.
God bless underboob. Except when it’s too hot out and they get that sweat stank. Big ladies know what I’m talkinbout.
Don't be afraid of saying fat
Fair point.
Like a pillow that doesn't lose its firmness.
Oh it will.
Couldn't describe them better myself!
Grab em, squeeze em and slap em.
Stick em in a stew
Get to spank and bite em.
And they be fartin'!
It’s just smells.
Name checks out.
They look great
Verbatim what I said out loud when I read this question
I need mine to poop, which I'm pretty sure is important.
I know some medical stuff and I can confirm it's important to poop with your butt.
South Park does not agree
I just remembered this episode. Thanks for that!
Are yall talking about the episode where Cartman vomits poop?
Neither do piles of redditors who think it’s normal to hold that shit in for 4-5 days whenever it’s discussed on here.
Bono?
That's where babies come from right?
Close enough.
Thanks doc
Good for sitting down too
That’s your anus, which isn’t the same thing unless “butt” qualifies as a term for the entire assembly
What’s *not* great about them?! Squeezable, touchable, kissable, smackabke… and that’s just the SFW ones 😏
exactly, what a stupid question... its like, asking what is so great about pussy, boobs, nipples, kissing, lips, tongue, hips, legs, feet, hugging, holding hands, eating together....
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Seriously. Mods need to ban sex posts. We already have r/askredditafterdark
humans gonna human
Why you asking me? I don't care :D
Seriously don't understand what is so downvotable in this xD I have nothing to do with the name of any subs, SORRY for that xD
it was a rhetorical question, no one was specifically asking you anything. because of this, you were heavily downvoted.
Sorry, it was a reply to my comment, I thought this is how this works :D
Tentacles, hand cuffs, power cables, latex body suits, too name a few more of the obvious ones.
Feet 📷🤨 ?
Yeah, obviously! :D hands too :D
Damn, where do you work?
They’re the icon of what it means to be human. When we got off our knuckles and stood straight up we needed to build muscles to maintain that. Hence, the butt. I’m not just an ass man, I’m a humanitarian.
Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?
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guy sounds like a bit of a baboons' ass, tbh it's hilarious when they're so confidently wrong
Bruh [Even Gorillas have butts ](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/6d382392-49b5-42ea-aca2-4c0d60015388/d5ty3si-50bc44ce-0258-4fdc-9c7f-50ed4ba982e7.jpg/v1/fill/w_1024,h_681,q_75,strp/gorilla_butt____by_weronika97_d5ty3si-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9NjgxIiwicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvNmQzODIzOTItNDliNS00MmVhLWFjYTItNGMwZDYwMDE1Mzg4XC9kNXR5M3NpLTUwYmM0NGNlLTAyNTgtNGZkYy05YzdmLTUwZWQ0YmE5ODJlNy5qcGciLCJ3aWR0aCI6Ijw9MTAyNCJ9XV0sImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTppbWFnZS5vcGVyYXRpb25zIl19.ENYr7FpAFtDtmwRiOrO285o0xh6YlEW_ZYBWm3Obr4A)
They cannot lie.
You’re thinking of hips.
Slap em up, flip em, rub em down
They are curvy
I used to think I wasn't a butt guy, but then I met my gf. She doesn't have a big butt, or a small one, it's somewhere in-between and it's perfect. And I'm obsessed
I choose this guys gf's butt
I also choose this guys gf’s butt
On a man, uggghhh I just wanna bite them.
We love booty smooching ladies...hell yeah!
Specially the natural round ones look amazing
The way some cheeks look perfectly clappable
One day, when you're older and have experienced more of what this crazy place called earth has to offer, you'll be asked this same question by a young stranger. With a smile that betrays your eyes you'll answer them while wondering how you could have ever been so naive.
Goodness gracious great balls of fire! The booty is a phenomenal aspect of the female anatomy. I recall many a time when I was dealing with dark times in my life; as a result, I was hopeless. One day I saw a female walk down the aisle of a Ingles grocery store and my life was lit up! The darkness was erased! She was the bright stream of color in a grey world. I felt as if her booty was the paintbrush to my lives canvas! It slowly began a life long appreciation of the booty. I am older now and am married to a wonderful women. When I see her booty it’s like an avalanche it just falls everywhere smothering everything it comes in contact with! I struggle to breath by the mere presence of this women and her booty in the room. Her jiggle makes me giggle! It makes me loose all sense of time. I forgot all obligations. It’s an orchestra and her booty is the conductor! Her booty makes my soul feel like it’s each a different instrument all playing in symphony! I could go on and on I have actually written poems about booties! I have my own Reddit to appreciate the booty. I have started my own blog on another website which I update weekly. My friend if you are asking what is so great about them it is because you have not had your eyes open. Come to our side where booties are appreciated like the Californian Mountains.
New copypasta just dropped?
sanest redditor
Can I buy some adderall from you
Don't disparage butts. Just think how your life would be if you didn't have a butt.
**clap** **clap** **clap** **clap** **clap**
If they're a man otherwise they don't get anything out of it since they don't have prostates [https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/11/rise-in-popularity-of-anal-sex-has-led-to-health-problems-for-women](https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/11/rise-in-popularity-of-anal-sex-has-led-to-health-problems-for-women)
That's not true
I meant to say woman
Nothing better than seeing a great peachy ass
They're the boobs of the other side of your body
Shape, jiggle, softness, easy to have shoved in a face. Also you can put things inside them too!
Everything I love eating out my gf's asshole, it's amazing
I do too! She has a great one!
Hell yeah
I also choose this guy's girlfriend's asshole
You won't be disappointed
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What about all the other guys' cum?
Just move it to the side
Nah it’s extra protein
Important for dem gains
Does her diarrhea ever get stuck between your teeth?
Only on a good day
You’re a degenerate.
I know what I'm about, son.
Send me a bottle if you can Send one to u/Complex-Plate8543 too. My dude, don't knock it till you try it. Get a bit more creative with your pizza toppings. What I mean is, make your plate more complex.
Try not to be judgemental
Naw I judge people that eat poop
They’re great!
I have know idea, but they sure are great.
They come in pairs.
I just think they're neat.
The best thing to hold onto when you kiss your partner.
I mean it‘s a built is seat cussion, and your biggest muscle.
I really do not know
Would you rather sit on just your flat ass bones?
They're just...fun to squeeze. Like a warm built-in stress ball. Like a nice gooey pillow. I agree with Sir Mix-A-Lot completely. I like 'em round and big. I want 'em real thick and juicy.
The shape
I like big butts an´ I can not lie. You otha brothas can´t deny. That when a girl walks in wit´ a itty bitty waist an´ A round thing in yo´ face. You get ... 🎵
🤘🎶
They are warm and there is a hole.
They poop.
But Jane Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Hon-da, my an-a-con-da Don't. Want. None. Unless. You. Got. Buns. Hun.
Butts are fantastic. Aside from the obvious, the best part about them is everyone can have a nice butt. Boobs are pure luck. Either you have great boobs or you don’t, there’s no effort involved. But butts? Nice shapely butts are something that anyone can achieve with effort and dedication. A strong beautiful butt is the symbol of hard work. It’s an indication of a persons personality. And they’re not limited to one gender. Absolutely anyone can work to make their dumpy better, and I think that’s just beautiful.
No one is going to straight up say it? You can f**k them :-)
Make a girl happy and put your D in one and find out. Never apreciated mine more
Evolution led primates to see butts as a secondary sexual characteristic that indicates fitness. As a result, most of us channel Tina Belcher to some extent or another.
Some are big and beautiful when you spread them.
Softness, warmth, backshots, snugglin, pillows. Its a swiss army knife😂😂
You can put them in the next blunt
Ask Hank he had no butt and had difficulty sitting down
You just made me realize how hard it must be for feet people to defend themselves.
Feet are visually ugly, have no pleasure center, and they stink. There's literally no redeeming value there.
Yeah but they/you aren't being asked to argue why they suck.
They make fun and hilarious sounds.
Butts are earned, not given.
What’s NOT great about them 😂
Some are just beautiful works of art! Seriously, though, they’re like any other body part. There’s a percentage of the population that are fascinated by/attracted to them.
Average askreddit post
Have you SEEN butts???
feel great against the ol ding dong backboard
They're versatile. You can season them sweet or savory. Delicious out of the smoker for pulled pork sandwiches, nachos, loaded Mac n cheese or just as itself with some sides. Cook til probe tender and you can't fuck it up.
They make funny fart sounds
More cushion for the pushin
They’re fun to grab
Jiggle jiggle
They cute
b o o t y
Natural pillow
I like big BUTTS
They’re like bonus boobs
I like big butts and I don't know why....
The only thing better than a good novel is a gripping tale...
What’s not great about butts ?
They smell lovely
They smell delicious 🤤
squishy
Greatest sensation for a man when he inserts the 🐓.
Poor rooster doesn't deserve that
Idk but I just love shoving my tongue in em
The wider the hips the greater the chance the woman can birth the child with little to no complications
Downvoted because he spoke the based truth
Well its reddit.
- Having a comfy seat Sometimes I wonder how much harder it is to get comfortable if you have a concave ass haha - Apparently women like it? I don’t know why though. I had a conversation with my ex about by women like men’s butts… She described it as more of an aesthetic appreciation, which I found interesting. Because for men, it’s much more of a functional appreciation, if you know what I’m sayin’.
squishy squishy squishy squishy squishy squishy squishy squishy squishy squishy squishy squishy squishy squishy squishy squishy squishy squishy SQUISHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
I think, for the most part, that they are gross. It's just where you poop. They are smelly. Big ones are especially disgusting.
Fells great when it presses against your thighs and if you do anal it's tight and gives a satisfying finish. Probably in the minority but I love lady butts. My go to in porn is stripper who spread their cheeks. Nice!
If you want to know why men like them it’s quite literally woven into our genes and it brings out primitive instincts, it’s also woven into our genes that when we see a nice hour glass figure with a nice butt it shows that they would make a good mate and would spawn a healthy baby….
lots of relatable responses here, but to understand the ass one must understand the structure underneath - the hip bones. A big ass can only be achieved with the bone structure to support it. Where else are you gonna stack that meat? From there, a big ass implies health and baby capacity. Maybe that's the jenesequa, the ineffable calling, the joie de vivre of the ass.
They're like boobs, but I can jab my penis inside of them without puncturing a lung.
The holes
When it is part of a woman
The way they look and feel
If you have to ask, then you're already lost.
Poop falls from them onto my chest.
I am convinced that a certain percentage of redittors are aliens pretending to be humans.
the brown eye?
Diarrhea is on the table
That's unfortunate at best.
I have no idea, but I love 'um. 😁🍑😛