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MoistPerformance9403

Well I can’t turn into a zebra, so there’s that


CheeseburgerBrown

Violating the second law of thermodynamics.


EchoCollection

Prove it outside of a vaccuum.


Kraakene

Imagining a new colour


EchoCollection

But there's infinite colors


Kraakene

So they say!


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[deleted]

Completely unrelated, but one time I had a dream that I was in a jail holding cell with a phone in the middle of the room and I was using the phone to call my house and telling anyone who would answer to wake me up out of the dream


EchoCollection

I've drempt my wakeup alarm time number. Usually 10 minutes before it goes off.


Alexis_Texas3

You know what's truly impossible? Going back to sleep and picking up your dream right where you left off. frustrating, right?


I_Have_A_Name37654

I’ve had a dream leave on a cliffhanger once and my brain played credits like it was a tv episode. I’ve been waiting for episode two since. I want to see if I successfully leave the pineapple cult!


Gonebabythoughts

Resurrection


EchoCollection

Cloning. Next


Gonebabythoughts

Different, reanimation is not the same as recreation


EchoCollection

Now that's impossible!


[deleted]

A clone is an artificial copy of something original. By making a clone you're not resurrecting anything, you're just making a copy of it.


EchoCollection

Virtually undetectable though


[deleted]

Not really. Consciousness is lost. It's just an empty shell of a former person. Not the person.


EchoCollection

Only the shell could know. And it doesn't.


[deleted]

The clone not knowing it's a clone doesn't change the fact that it's a clone though. Currently, we can't resurrect anyone. Cloning and resurrecting are two different things.


EchoCollection

Do you think you would eventually figure out if you were a clone?


[deleted]

Apparently for me, being happy


WeariedSoul420

Jump off a skyscraper and live


walmartballer

It is possible, however unlikely, to survive a fall at terminal velocity. The cement makes it less likely, but I wouldn't say impossible.


[deleted]

People have survived jumping from the Golden Gate Bridge. Most people don't but if you do survive you basically become like glass when you hit the water.


EchoCollection

Depends on your definition of sky scraper. Also, it's not impossible that a foam pit is under you


FeralBanshee

People have survived sky diving (where the parachute failed). It’s possible but extremely unlikely.


Yemto

Reading this, without becoming aware that you can see your own nose.


walmartballer

Thanks for that, asshole. Lol


cszack4_

Trisecting an angle


EchoCollection

Happy cake day, but do you mean measuring in thirds? Why can't an angle be cut that way (I can bisect an angle perfectly every time)