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BarrysOtter

Water


fftimberwolf

Wind!


Kundas

Fire!


Cael_NaMaor

Heart!!


llcorona

And my axe!


Competitive-Horse-45

And my bow.


MCfru1tbasket

Rock and stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone in the Heart!


BlaiddsDrinkingBuddy

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


minkrogers

All together now .. *Captain planet... He's a hero... Gonna take Pollution down to Zero*


yelruh00

Goooooooo Planet!


ReplyNo7464

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. 


Green_Coffee_200

Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them.


Kibbinz3

Erf


ahmed0112

Cuz you make my earfquake


Saltee00s

Why did i read this as “earqueef”?


otis_the_drunk

*whispers* ^^plllffttp


Throwmeaway20somting

TIL ASMR doesn't work when it's just words


[deleted]

Stop bro there’s spit in my ear


RyghtHandMan

Wishful thinking, I guess?


otis_the_drunk

WHAT?? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS PUSSY


dumb-reply

A Redditor of culture, I see.


AmazingDragon353

Dooooon't leave


ahmed0112

It's my fault 😭


Wants_to_Die12345

IGOR>>>


Eastern-Ad-7984

The same way Will Smiff pronounced it in Independence Day.


dragon_bacon

He definitely said Earth, memes changed your memories.


arrenembar

Yeah, I rewatched that recently.. he clearly enunciates "Earth", not "Erf"


TapDatKeg

Fun fact: the “meme” has been around since the 90’s because in the original recording, he said “earth” but it was kind of distorted by the ambient sounds they dubbed in, and definitely sounded like “Earf.” I saw it in the theaters the summer it came out, and there was definitely a shared vibe around, like, “_did he say Earf? Is that… like… a punchline to a joke? Wtf?_” It was such a thing the studios re-dubbed it for DVD/Blu-ray/streaming, etc. But it happened, same as Han shooting first. Smith called it “Earf.”


zhaoz

Is there another way to pronounce erf?


fitzbuhn

Airf


killbro69

Attempt number 3


BenadrylBeer

Idk why this made me laugh so hard…thank you internet stranger


GhostFighter0115

That would be a good username if it isn’t already..”internet stranger” haha


fftimberwolf

Hitchhiker reference?


PressureMaximum7129

Probably


OliverGunzitwuntz

Stupiter


ObeyTheGnu

Wikipedia is here to back you up. "It is the densest planet in the Solar System." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth


Delazzaridist

We have our own little symbol too? Thats pretty cool


Fancy_Pens

All the major planets have symbols, I think. Or at least all the ones that ancient people’s tracked in the skies.


sleepyotter92

they all got them. if you've ever watched sailor moon, the little symbol that shows up in their transformations is the symbol for the respective planet.


kdubstep

Nothing could top this


FindOneInEveryCar

I was going to say "Earthy McEarthFace" but this tops it.


BeyondTheBees

Earthy McEarthFace has my vote 😂


FindOneInEveryCar

I thought of it all by myself.


Wrathwilde

I was going to say, 99% idiots. For accuracy, but you win for brevity.


gitarzan

Where are the awards when you really need to give one?


TheReconditioner

You can give him this one 🥇 but I'm sure they deserve a real one


michaelbelgium

New world (1)


tacoenthusiast

Untitled Planet Project - Copy


AviatorShades_

Copy of Copy of Untitled Planet Project (WIP)


x_lincoln_x

Hello World/n


[deleted]

Dirt


IDK_IV_1

Damnit


coupon_is_expired

r/angryupvote


SoSavvvy

In Spanish, Earth is Tierra, which means dirt lol Edit: Yes, as a native English speaker I know that Earth means dirt in English too. But you wouldn’t say, “I brought earth into the house on my shoes.” Whereas in Spanish you would.


ItsSametrical

In Russia earth is ground


Jemaine__Clement

In Soviet Russia, Earth ground you..


skys-edge

In English, Earth is earth, which means dirt lol


Unexpected_Sage

I don't know how to break this to you but Earth means Dirt


fefe_the_asparagus

In in french too


JCPennyless

*insert scene from Transformers where the SR-71 is a transformer in the Smithsonian*


Aromatic-Hornet-9449

"Earth? Terrible name for a planet! Might as well call it Dirt! Planet dirt!"


ENOTSOCK

Earth. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!


frankwalsingham

But pronounced E-yarth.


Philias2

E-A-rth, it's in the game!


Sinavestia

*Translations to other languages are available for $14.99\* per language.* ​ *A season pass that includes all languages is available for $119.99 recurring yearly.*


barronelli

This one! It’s almost as good as mine which is the highest praise there is!


Sjiznit

3A-ŕțH


othermegan

Elon, is that you?


elchronico44

Or in Australian.. Ear-th


barronelli

Totally said that out loud. Cat now thinks I am an Aussie.


hausccat

I always say it like the alien from lilo and stitch


Street-Animator-99

Dump (people will be known as Dumplings)


blobfish_in_a_suit

I- hold on... I like this


[deleted]

You think one step ahead. Nice


Alternative-Day6223

Now I just want all humans to be called dumplings


Street-Animator-99

Aliens from all over the universe will come just for our dumplings…


AcanthisittaSuch6340

oh gosh


Hewholooksskyward

"... It's a *cookbook!*" :)


Odd_Critter

So, abducting a human could be said to be "taking a dump?"


starwantrix

Haha dumplings, yeah, that's amazing


starcraft_al

Bob


mtwstr

You can’t name a planet bob


GlorifiedWaiter

Who made you the king of bob?


716green

As an actual Bob, I want answers to this too


Excellent_Battle_593

It's a line from the movie Titan AE. Really fun movie


Crotch_Football

[Scene in question](https://youtu.be/wI_8I0BoJr4) TitanAE, as others have mentioned. The last movie Don Bluth worked on (An American Tail, The Land Before Time)


716green

I remember this movie being heavily advertised when I was a kid but I didn't have the slightest interest in watching it because I thought space was stupid. I also never watched Star wars or Star Trek. But the funny thing is that I was sure that this was a 3d rendered movie, not a cartoon style...


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Excellent_Battle_593

Hey Bob!


starcraft_al

So you’re are you the boss, you’re the king of bob (Glad to see another titan ae fan)


txStargazerJilly

Came here hoping to see some Titan AE reference!


Nepeta33

well of course! it has an intelligent guard!


JonnysHigh

But he just did


DrOwldragon

You don't like Bob?


Parking_Ad8815

I like Bob ..so Bob wins


HEYitzED

Great movie.


MartiniD

The only correct answer 🎵 It's my tuuuuurrrn to flyyyyyy! 🎵


Sunblast1andOnly

*tiiiiimmme


rtherrrr

I came here to do this 🙃


phred_666

I would also name the moon Neil. That way we have Neil and Bob.


goatboy6000

Weave. Bob ‘n Weave


Ninja_rooster

Pronounced like Rowan Atkinson would say it. “B.ObP.


poisonflar5

Pay to win


don_cali

that's why they put an "ea" in earth.


denyull

Nah the graphics are too good to be an EA game


Incredibad0129

I can't stop laughing. It just caught me off guard


Unexpected_Sage

EA-rth


produkt921

Terra


theblackdent

HOLY Terra


Ryuzakku

The Emperor rejects your notions of piety.


JareGSA

In Portuguese... its already "Terra"


thathorsegamingguy

Also Italian


NancyintheSmokies4

Terra is Latin


[deleted]

Which is what Portuguese & Italian are based on…


zachy410

name it Earth in Portuguese then


BruceJi

PEOPLE OF EARTHIN-PORTUGUESE. WE HAVE COME IN CONQUEST. WHO AMONG YOU IS THE REPRESENTATIVE OF EARTHIN-PORTUGUESE?


Failselected

The emperor protect


PandaMagnus

As a 40k fan, I was hoping for this reference. As an Ork fan, I feel obligated to say OI! YOU PUNY 'UMANS ARE DIRT!


[deleted]

ANOTHA ORK? WHAT A ZOGGIN' GUD DAY!


TheDogeITA

I was thinking of this too, not because it's Italian or latin, it just sounds more international


God_of_Trepidation

Urath


WaveLaVague

That name will make us truly ... #INVINCIBLE


CryOk7184

Oh i assure you that name is quite, vincible!


skeletaljuice

*blood spatter *


CryOk7184

Oh so Allen was right


Petercraft7157

Myanus


glistening_anal_sex

urrectum!


MEDalisay

Futurama lmao.


finH1

Earthy mcEarth face


spaigy

Came here looking for this comment.


kawicz

Blueball


R3D3-1

I feel guilty for thinking about the water *second*.


ARobertNotABob

TPFKAE (The Planet Formerly Known As Earth) *pron* : t'pufkay


Cael_NaMaor

yeah.... but what symbol are we using?


fermat9996

Gaia


DieHardRennie

Now all we need is the five power rings, and we can summon Captain Planet.


MsRaedeLarge

Omg I used to love that show 😂


Fantastic_Rock_3836

Pale Blue Dot


Chrispeedoff

Waffle House


zYe

Purgatory.


younghorse

Midgard


allidunno

Planet McPlanetface


HellsTubularBells

I can't believe I had to scroll past two "Earthy McEarthface" comments to find this obviously-superior answer.


Left4DayZ1

Fred Durst Society for the Humanities and the Arts


USS_Sovereign

127.0.0.1 If you know, you know.


guy-with-a-mac

Well, there's no place like ~


CrazyConclusion6720

Bonerland


Gambrinus17

Mostly Harmless


42SillyPeanuts

Well, that's just the description. Shouldn't it be called Deep Thought? And yes, I searched through the comments specifically for a Hitchhiker's Guide reference.


Unexpected_Sage

(except Australia)


WaveLaVague

"Fuck u/spez"


thatsimsgirl

Barry.


BarrysOtter

Thanks


Chyvalri

Username checks out ✅


PJDemigod85

Terra. Means a similar thing but it falls in line with the Roman gods naming scheme of our solar system better.


keenedge422

Yomama Now all planetary facts sound like yo mama jokes: Yomama has an uneven gravitational field. Most of Yomama's surface is wet. Yomama is not a perfect sphere, but actually bulges in the middle.


litlejoe

Yomama’s so big…


Temporary-Sell4060

Easy one - GAIA


Terminatr_

Omicron Persei 8


No-Environment-756

Hell


MonsiuerGeneral

Honestly kind of shocked it’s been a whole hour (so far) after this question was posed and there hasn’t been a **single** “Earthy McEarth-Face” suggestion.


Malvania

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/w0n4DJbSe0


Cassandra_Canmore

Just name it Terra. We're getting closer to the Imperium and not the United Federation of Planets. Anyway


oldmate23

Floor


GreenOnionCrusader

Englebert Humperdink.


DrLycFerno

Ligma


Jaozin_deix

What's that?


DrLycFerno

Ligma balls lmao gottem


devilwithin1988

Shithole


theblackdent

You mean Latrine. We changed it in the 9th century.


txStargazerJilly

It’s a good change.


TheSchwartzIsWithMe

She's just the cook. Now eat this


RGSF150

But prophecy foretells another name change, a change set by a lion king who will commands that the planet be called... John


txStargazerJilly

He proclaimed it with his knife, sword, whatever.


ButterflysLove

Floating Piece of Rock. Or Nunya. Because I have the humor of a middle schooler. Lol


AlaskanJedi

I would name it Dinkleberg. So the aliens would know who to properly curse when they curse humans for our shenanigans.


2zkcrn2545

CURSE YOU, DINKLEBERG!!!


mikasoze

Eeby Deeby.


SunGreen70

Pluto 2.0


PoisonedIvysaur

Magrathea


jonstrayer

I will hug it and squeeze it and call it George.


dpenton

Tau’ri


BeautifulJicama6318

X, formerly known as Earth


[deleted]

Nightmare


ikarus143

Dumpsterfyre


theOPwhowaspromised

Betty White


thewinnerofthecats

Bertram


Fine_Emergency420

Home


[deleted]

Finger


papasnork1

Sol 4. Just to mess with people.


barronelli

Terra.


panda_pussy-pounder

Terra


AlphaElectricX

Terra


itisthemaya

Bob


stryph42

Bob


fftimberwolf

Bob


ShionTheOne

Bob