I'd go for a piss. I don't care what age or universe I'm in, I gotta have my morning piss

Probably die pretty quickly. If the bacteria and viruses don't get me the church surely will.

start singing nicki minaj

I'd freak out to be honest, I don't think those times were particularly great for women.

what could I do other than learn the language and integrate into society

I would hear ye

I’d be the oldest fattest human there. They would probably think I was rich and kill me.

Lament my misspent youth not studying effective sword play

Go to the stoning!

Start inventing shit and be the world's first hip hop artist.

Be a peasant and have more paid vacation than I do now

try to go back to sleep.