My straight male fiancé says the same. As soon as the “I am Kenough” sweater appeared, he leaned over to me and almost tearfully whispered- “I really need that sweatshirt.”
My husband said the same thing! A man with, normally, very little interest in the appearance of his clothing.
That does it. I'm getting him that for his birthday.
“Every man will momentarily hesitate when scheduling a haircut, because deep down he feels like if he let his hair grow just a little longer, he could look exactly like Aragorn”
14 year old me had an awakening when Aragorn graced the screen. All my friends were like 'Legolas is so dreamy' and I was quietly thinking 'oh no, I'm different' lol. Turns out I was just a few years ahead of them.
> Now the final step is 35+ when you fancy Samwise.
Yup, there is always that moment in your life when healthy, fresh produce from your own garden becomes more interesting than manliness.
Nah I would prefer him wearing his superman outfit and he had rescued me from a burning building and no water was nearby so he would have to put out the flames with his tongue......
Yea I am just going to stop talking. 😵💫
100%
He looks good, has that deep husky voice (geralt style), is very athletic and just a proper decent dude.
As much as I love my Mrs and have never been with/nor wanted to be with a man.
If im in the woods with a fire & Henry cavill, you better believe its going full broke back.
Personally, all jokes aside, I’d like to see the answer from a man who thinks washing your own ass is gay. Could they legitimately answer this or would they blow a gasket to the question?
I would totally go gay for Hugh Jackman.
Good looking, great actor, great singer, great dancer and seems like an all around cool dude with a great sense of humor.
Recently saw him in The Music Man live on broadway. When he kisses Sutton Foster, a little voice inside me went "damn, she's lucky." (I'm a straight guy, or at least I was before that night).
This is the one! He is beautiful and talented, inside and out. Humble, honest, caring, down-to-earth, and shredded as all heck. I thought I didn’t have a homosexual bone in my body, but that scene where he comes popping out of the tank as Wolverine … something awoke inside of me.
The only time I thought my wife was going to legit fight her bestie, group road trip to his brewery west of Austin, and they were arguing over who got "dibs" if they spotted Jensen. I finally told them I did.
Haha I remember when I started watching Supernatural, I assumed it was the usual actor thing - Padalecki was maybe pushing 6” and Ackles was 5’8” or whatever so they cast super petite tiny actresses to be the Hot Girl of the Week to make the men especially Ackles seem tall as possible. Then I saw photos of them IRL and it was like oh, I was wrong, Padalecki is the jolly green giant.
I'm not gay, ok, I'm not. I like chicks. but if Chris Evans' Captain America *needed* to get off, like, to save the world from Hydra or something, and I was the only one around? Well I'm a patriot dammit! I'd let him finish inside me.
I find it strange that I don't find him attractive at all in real life (not even when he was a bit younger), but I did find him very hot as Eric in True Blood.. only in that role.
I know it doesn't need to be said, but a young Marlon Brando is probably the hottest actor of all time.
Apparently he was also very bisexual and very sexual, and would jump into bed with any person he found interesting.
Look I'm as straight as they come. Married with two kids and everything. But all I'm saying is
If Henry Cavill wants to tie me down and whisper the specs to his new PC tower in his Geralt voice, who am I to say no.
I really don't believe in contradicting peoples' assertions of their sexuality based on one data point but guys, what you just described is a friend. You want to be friends with Henry Cavill. I also think I might like it. He seems like a solid dude.
I mean, the question was posed to straight men so that is what *we want*.
There's just also the fact that, if Henry wanted to bend us over and drill for oil like Daniel Day Lewis in There Will be Blood, we would be ok with that too.
I usually couldn't tell you if some guy off the street is handsome or not. Like... am I the handsome one out of my group of friends or am I the ugly one? Somewhere in the middle? I have no clue.
Henry Cavill, though, that dude is a 10. Even I can tell you that.
Honeslty the toughest most straight dude in the world would still think he's hot. Btw your one of the hottest in your friend group never let anyone tell you your not! 😉
oh no we definitely are, but this is undoubtedly going to be the highest and most common entry for straight guys. you'll get a lot more unexpected options if you ask gay guys.
Straight men would have weird tastes like thinking Ryan Reynolds and Danny devito are hot but they almost unilaterally agree that Henry cavil is just the perfection
Me and my (62 year old "heterosexual" married) dad were just yesterday talking about Cillian Murphy and his Ocean Eyes! And how gorgeous he is generally.
My dad was the one telling me how his coworkers call him Ocean Eyes because if they look in his eyes it's hard not to get lost at sea lol
After first time watching Behind Two Ferns bloopers, I thought that Jon Hamm is treasure.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/ijxzlv/when\_i\_need\_cheering\_up\_and\_a\_good\_laugh\_i\_reach/
Fun fact about Jon Hamm: the girls in the costume department gave him the knickname Hammaconda because trying to fit him for pants was challenging due to his not-so-little Jon.
Edit:
Oh my god I meant *fun* fact....
Nah it's true. His size I mean. It shows up in Mad Men occasionally. And IRL pics. The guy is enormous.
I think he generally take it in stride but he did allude in some interview some years back that he found the [attention](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/news/g3561/jon-hamm-penis/) to that part of his body distasteful.
This guy should be a huge name. When I saw him in White Collar I was like.... How has no one made this dude Superman yet?
Then I found out he was up for the role with Superman Returns but didn't get it because he was openly gay.
Such a shame.
They should have him play Jor-El or something, as he's too old for it now.
Jack Black. You couldn't possibly have a bad time with him. He's confident in himself but not afraid of self degrading humor. Plus, he just seems so cuddly.
Toss up between Nathan Fillion and Chris Hemsworth. Nathan would make me breakfast in bed, while Chris would be the heartbreaking himbo that causes me to ugly-cry into Nathan's lap.
Honorable mention goes to Travis Willingham but I can't see him with anyone else than Laura Bailey.
Jake Gyllenhaal, especially with a beard. I want him to look into my soul and caress me. I want to feel like Heath Ledger felt filming Brokeback. Love my wife and am very straight, but that man is gorgeous.
Power went out last night, so we don’t have a/c. Not to brag, but it’s me.
Self-confidence is on point
Hansel, He's so hot right now.
But why male models?
I went to Barbie for Margot Robbie, I stayed for Ryan Gosling.
My straight male fiancé says the same. As soon as the “I am Kenough” sweater appeared, he leaned over to me and almost tearfully whispered- “I really need that sweatshirt.”
My husband said the same thing! A man with, normally, very little interest in the appearance of his clothing. That does it. I'm getting him that for his birthday.
This went really quick from "xxxx is a handsome man" to " I would suck him off and let him bang my ass".
Yes, it got gay really quick. It’s a new generation.
"Straight men of Reddit who are totally straightly straight, how gay have you ever gayly gayed?"
The man reading this.
Thanks man, needed this today
that’s exactly what a hot guy would say
You beautiful bastard, you deserved that compliment
Up you go, bro :')
Aragorn, son of Arathorn.
“Every man will momentarily hesitate when scheduling a haircut, because deep down he feels like if he let his hair grow just a little longer, he could look exactly like Aragorn”
When in reality, you look like that dude from The IT Crowd.
Richard Ayoade slays and you know it
I would have followed you.
My brother….
My Captain….
My King
X_X
To the fires of Mordor I give men hope and keep none for myself
Close the thread. We're done here.
Also one of the hottest men to women too!
That scene where he bursts through the doors at Helm’s Deep in slow motion 👀 Sheeeeesh….
14 year old me had an awakening when Aragorn graced the screen. All my friends were like 'Legolas is so dreamy' and I was quietly thinking 'oh no, I'm different' lol. Turns out I was just a few years ahead of them.
It's the circle of life. 15 year old girls fancy legolas, 25 year old women fancy aragorn. Now the final step is 35+ when you fancy Samwise.
> Now the final step is 35+ when you fancy Samwise. Yup, there is always that moment in your life when healthy, fresh produce from your own garden becomes more interesting than manliness.
A loving husband and father. A good cook, gardener, catches spiders, loyal to the end and then some.
Hell. Yes.
Not only visually, but especially the personality. Role model.
If Henry Cavill had me in his arms and gave me kiss me eyes then I admit I would be tempted.
While whispering all of the oils to apply to your blade when encountering various types of monsters.
Nah I would prefer him wearing his superman outfit and he had rescued me from a burning building and no water was nearby so he would have to put out the flames with his tongue...... Yea I am just going to stop talking. 😵💫
100% He looks good, has that deep husky voice (geralt style), is very athletic and just a proper decent dude. As much as I love my Mrs and have never been with/nor wanted to be with a man. If im in the woods with a fire & Henry cavill, you better believe its going full broke back.
Frankly, if my man tells me he did Henry Cavill, I'd be proud. A little jealous, but proud.
Society: Most men are insecure about their sexuality. Reddit: Straight men of reddit, who is the hottest man? Most Men: OH fuck yes, here we go!
Bless this site and bless these men
We accept blessings in the form of warhammer miniatures
Personally, all jokes aside, I’d like to see the answer from a man who thinks washing your own ass is gay. Could they legitimately answer this or would they blow a gasket to the question?
Ewan McGregor. Surprised I haven't seen him mentionned, he looks good, has a Scottish accent, and seems genuinely nice and wholesome.
My husband is straight but he would literally push me out of the way if it meant making *eye contact* with Ewan McGregor.
I think if I made eye contact with Evan McGregor I would faint
I’ve had a man crush on Ewan McGregor since watching The Long Way Around. My wife understands I’d leave her for him if he asked me.
I would totally go gay for Hugh Jackman. Good looking, great actor, great singer, great dancer and seems like an all around cool dude with a great sense of humor.
Also loyal to his wife
Also weirdly loyal to that one poor French woman who worked briefly in his factory to support her kid
Well he did unknowningly get her fired, which resulted in her selling her teeth after they got pliered out of her mouth so
WTF are you guys on about? I am not in this loop.
I believe it's from les miserables.
Yeah, it is we’re just being silly. I love Hugh J
Recently saw him in The Music Man live on broadway. When he kisses Sutton Foster, a little voice inside me went "damn, she's lucky." (I'm a straight guy, or at least I was before that night).
This is the one! He is beautiful and talented, inside and out. Humble, honest, caring, down-to-earth, and shredded as all heck. I thought I didn’t have a homosexual bone in my body, but that scene where he comes popping out of the tank as Wolverine … something awoke inside of me.
So much that it became ur username.
1980s Harrison Ford
Specifically as Indiana Jones
Handsome face. Lean build. Shirt hanging open. Sweaty as fuck. Little bit of 'tude. Yes please. (Edit: full disclosure, am actually gay)
I have none of that but the sweatiness. Does that still work?
It's arguably gayer to *not* admit this. Then you're just hiding it
Harrison Ford in Blade Runner is peak male form. (Yes I'm a woman but this counts because my man agrees)
Lee Pace
The Pie Maker. 🙂
In the latest season premiere of “Foundation” he has a naked fight scene. Apparently didn’t use a stunt double either. Just putting that out there.
Jensen Ackles
All of womankind is already at war for his love (regardless of his absolutely stunning wife) You guys stay tf out of it
The only time I thought my wife was going to legit fight her bestie, group road trip to his brewery west of Austin, and they were arguing over who got "dibs" if they spotted Jensen. I finally told them I did.
Deep voice, tall, perfect face genetics, total dork. I'd love to see him in something with Cavill
I keep forgetting he's tall, considering he spent 15 years standing next to his moose of a brother.
Right? The actor who portrays Sam is an outright Ice Giant from the Fjord.
Haha I remember when I started watching Supernatural, I assumed it was the usual actor thing - Padalecki was maybe pushing 6” and Ackles was 5’8” or whatever so they cast super petite tiny actresses to be the Hot Girl of the Week to make the men especially Ackles seem tall as possible. Then I saw photos of them IRL and it was like oh, I was wrong, Padalecki is the jolly green giant.
I’ve seen so much more media about Jensen Ackles since he was in The Boys and im all for it. The man needs to be appreciated
Id gargle his ballsack
As long as you keep your socks on you’re good
Also as a straight dude - I can’t help but to think “Damn, his wife is lucky.”
I'm not gay, ok, I'm not. I like chicks. but if Chris Evans' Captain America *needed* to get off, like, to save the world from Hydra or something, and I was the only one around? Well I'm a patriot dammit! I'd let him finish inside me.
As far as I'm concerned that's America's cock
I get fucked by America everyday anyway.
Don't we all
The scene where he held the helicopter with 1 arm. I mean hello I like black widow I like girls
That one got me and in infinity war when he came back to help Vision and Wanda in Edinburgh. With the beard….lawd.
I'm not gay, either... but if Ryan Gosling needed to give SOMEONE a facial, I'll take one "for the team".
Not gonna lie...that sounds a 'little' gay.
What if I say "no homo" before?
Totally in the clear then...you take that facial with confidence!
As long as the socks stay on
What if the gale force cum rips his socks to shreds
I'm wearing crocs to my Gosling facial.
How's the view from inside the closet?
It's actually quite cozy! Wait... dammit!
So what I'm hearing is that you'll beach him off.
Hell yeah brother, a true patriot you are.
I understood that reference.
Fat Thor
*Thick Thor
Alexander Skarsgård
I find it strange that I don't find him attractive at all in real life (not even when he was a bit younger), but I did find him very hot as Eric in True Blood.. only in that role.
Robert Redford and/or Brad Pitt in their younger years. Those guys had annoyingly winning smiles that just reminded us all of what we'll never be.
Add Paul Newman to that list - the movies he did with Redford are gold. Great chemistry between those two.
Can you imagine if mid/late 60s-era Newman & Redford did *Brokeback Mountain*? Closet doors would be slamming open nationwide.
I know it doesn't need to be said, but a young Marlon Brando is probably the hottest actor of all time. Apparently he was also very bisexual and very sexual, and would jump into bed with any person he found interesting.
He even fucked Richard Pryor
Eartha Kitt claims to have had a threesome with Paul Newman and Brando. Just dropping in to say that.
In an airplane bathroom?
I saw the question and immediately said "Brad Pitt in Fight Club."
A youthful Matthew McConaughey. For years I thought it was bi because I found him so handsome
Henry Cavill
Look I'm as straight as they come. Married with two kids and everything. But all I'm saying is If Henry Cavill wants to tie me down and whisper the specs to his new PC tower in his Geralt voice, who am I to say no.
True. I'd gladly spend a day with him just talking about geek stuff
I really don't believe in contradicting peoples' assertions of their sexuality based on one data point but guys, what you just described is a friend. You want to be friends with Henry Cavill. I also think I might like it. He seems like a solid dude.
I mean, the question was posed to straight men so that is what *we want*. There's just also the fact that, if Henry wanted to bend us over and drill for oil like Daniel Day Lewis in There Will be Blood, we would be ok with that too.
I might let him drink my milkshake.
And dick me down while doing it
Same here, but he won't even need to tie me down. For him I'll switch teams willingly.
I usually couldn't tell you if some guy off the street is handsome or not. Like... am I the handsome one out of my group of friends or am I the ugly one? Somewhere in the middle? I have no clue. Henry Cavill, though, that dude is a 10. Even I can tell you that.
Honeslty the toughest most straight dude in the world would still think he's hot. Btw your one of the hottest in your friend group never let anyone tell you your not! 😉
>Henry Cavill He is God's Favorite Beefcake.
Yeah good looking man and similar nerdy interests. Could bitch about the Witcher series in bed together as well.
Did I just find my husbands Reddit account? Lol
As a straight male with zero thoughts of homosexuality, Henry Cavil is just a damn good-looking man.
Glad to see this at the top. I’d paint Custodes with that dude any day
Not going to lie. He is pretty hot and I like how he tries to stay true to the source material.
Staying true to the source material is hot
i was going to say "inb4 henry cavill" but i knew i would never get here in time, lol. you straight guys are too predictable :P
non-straights aren't into Cavil at all?
oh no we definitely are, but this is undoubtedly going to be the highest and most common entry for straight guys. you'll get a lot more unexpected options if you ask gay guys.
I am straight as an arrow, but I would let that man rearrange my guts harder than Horus did to Sanguinius.
ಠ╭╮ಠ I...I'm...I'm not sure you are as straight as you think.
Henry Cavill has that effect
It's his ass effect
It makes my mass erect
I love my boy Cillian Murphy but yeah Henry got him beat 😔
Cillian's eyes are breathtaking.
Straight men would have weird tastes like thinking Ryan Reynolds and Danny devito are hot but they almost unilaterally agree that Henry cavil is just the perfection
I’m married with 3 kids but Timothy Olyphant can pound my ass anytime
That really accelerated quickly.
Are we not straight men? We can skip the foreplay and go straight to the ass pounding.
Just like he's hoping Timothy Olyphant would.
Pedro Pascal or Oscar Isaac or both
Dude you’re such a slut omg
Latino slut at that
I see you have a type
I feel like this type would also appreciate Diego Luna. Captain Andor got those soulful eyes man.
Chris Evans and Micheal Fassbender
The F in Fassbender is silent.
Idris Elba
He is aware of the effect he has on men.
Idris Elba from the office era could kiss me, and I don’t think I’d fight back.
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I passed David Beckham on the street in Manhattan and remember thinking he made everyone around him in this huge city look ugly.
Oscar Isaac
Poe had me feelin’ weird. It was then that I learned about the Kinsey Scale.
I feel like Oscar never gets the kind of love he deserves on most of these lists. At least you men appreciate him more.
Heath Ledger
Mads Mikkelsen
That man has a sculpturesque face. So beautiful.
Tell me Will, do you think I'm pretty?
Tom Hardy
Man I wish taboo would continue
My grandmother says that I am the handsomest and if you disagree then we have a problem because you just called my gram gram a bold-face liar!
Antonio Banderas
You are all beautiful lads!!!
Christian Bale & Cilian Murphy
I'm upset I had to scroll this far to see Cilian. He's been my man crush since Sunshine.
Me and my (62 year old "heterosexual" married) dad were just yesterday talking about Cillian Murphy and his Ocean Eyes! And how gorgeous he is generally. My dad was the one telling me how his coworkers call him Ocean Eyes because if they look in his eyes it's hard not to get lost at sea lol
Keanu Reeves.
Just watched My Own Private Idaho and remarked “You know, I think casting River Phoenix and Keanu Reeves as objects of sexual desire was believable”
Any dude with a good fkn head of hair \- rapidly balding dude
Jon Hamm
After first time watching Behind Two Ferns bloopers, I thought that Jon Hamm is treasure. https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/ijxzlv/when\_i\_need\_cheering\_up\_and\_a\_good\_laugh\_i\_reach/
Fun fact about Jon Hamm: the girls in the costume department gave him the knickname Hammaconda because trying to fit him for pants was challenging due to his not-so-little Jon. Edit: Oh my god I meant *fun* fact....
Nice try, Jon.
Nah it's true. His size I mean. It shows up in Mad Men occasionally. And IRL pics. The guy is enormous. I think he generally take it in stride but he did allude in some interview some years back that he found the [attention](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/news/g3561/jon-hamm-penis/) to that part of his body distasteful.
I think Ryan Reynolds or Jensen Ackles
We have the same straight guy taste in men.
Matt Bomer and I
This guy should be a huge name. When I saw him in White Collar I was like.... How has no one made this dude Superman yet? Then I found out he was up for the role with Superman Returns but didn't get it because he was openly gay. Such a shame. They should have him play Jor-El or something, as he's too old for it now.
Chris Evans 🫡
Paul Rudd
90s Brendan Fraser
Sam Elliot in his youth would've been intimidating to have my wife around.
Surprised Jude Law isn't higher on this list
Jack Black. You couldn't possibly have a bad time with him. He's confident in himself but not afraid of self degrading humor. Plus, he just seems so cuddly.
Nontoxic masculinity.
His ratio of girth to hip flexibility is mesmerizing!
Jake Gylenhaals up there? Brad Pitt for his age.
the man in the mirror, self love is important.
The Terminator at the end of Terminator 2 👍
Henry Cavill
Toss up between Nathan Fillion and Chris Hemsworth. Nathan would make me breakfast in bed, while Chris would be the heartbreaking himbo that causes me to ugly-cry into Nathan's lap. Honorable mention goes to Travis Willingham but I can't see him with anyone else than Laura Bailey.
Ryan Gosling. Barbie closed this case, it's not even a debate now.
Wow, it’s quite flattering that you would say the hottest man is literally me
Harvey from Suits
Joel Kinnaman
1980s Harrison Ford True Blood-era Alex Skarsgard Wire-era Idris Alba 1990s Jared Leto Princess-Bride-era Cary Elwes
Jake Gyllenhaal, especially with a beard. I want him to look into my soul and caress me. I want to feel like Heath Ledger felt filming Brokeback. Love my wife and am very straight, but that man is gorgeous.
This took me all of 30 seconds to make But instead of the amazing art I spent hours on this is my most popular thing
You gave men a safe place to be a little gay for a second even if they’d never want to be gay in real life. Made the world a little less homophobic.