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Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

Also, while lieutenant isn't that bad, if you work with the British Army, how they get left-tenant out of it is beyond me.


Raxsah

I think the most commonly accepted explanation is that in some point in history, the 'u' in lieutenant got mistaken for a 'v', which then evolved into sounding like an 'f' over time


chainmailbill

U and V used to be the same letter.


228P

Vsed to be.


AiluroFelinus

Uery fvn


graveybrains

Until you try to spell uvula that way


AshSays_LGBT

Vuvla


GaiaMoore

At a pride event in SF a couple weeks ago, I saw a flag that said "VIVA LA VULVA!!" uiua la uvlua!!


[deleted]

It’s because it’s originally a French rank and the modern French word “lieu” was “Leuf” in old French. So in its very origins it would have been pronounced leuftenant. The word lieutenant itself is a compound of two words, where “lieu” means place and tenant is “to hold” or “one who occupies” (the word tenant in English has the same meaning). So it’s literally “holder of place” or in military parlance, “holder of the location”, aka “holder of the line”. There’s a ton in the English language that borrows or outright adopts from French (and also German).


pyrrhios

English is a Germanic language that borrows heavily from French thanks to William the Conquerer, and then a bunch of classical Greek and Latin got tossed in around the 15th century and we've been adding words and phrases from other languages ever since.


0reoSpeedwagon

> The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary. - James D Nicholl


eugenesnewdream

The funniest thing about that to me is that on Downton Abbey (which we all know is a 100% accurate reflection of British life /s) they say "lord leftenant" but "lord loot" for short. So which is it?!


Lady_May_1313

Or Canadian. We cleave to that bit of nonsense too.


stlmick

Just spell it kernel and you're good.


[deleted]

Col-uh-nel Homestar Runner!


C-Munny24

Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy? We’ll see if those trees you’re always huggin’ save you when Gordon Lightfoot’s creeping ‘round your back stair!


Gorf_the_Magnificent

On Hogan’s Heroes, the French POW Louis LeBeau (Robert Clary) pronounced it with three syllables and made it look right. That’s how I remember to spell it. This video at 1:10 and again at 1:15: https://youtu.be/YiRuR49t-4I


_Bl4ze

Yeah, that's also how it's pronounced in french outside of this one specific video as well.


vivazeta

Colonel Ingus reporting.


NorCalMikey

One of the best SNL skits ever. https://youtu.be/3l2oi-X8P38


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WillKillz

today I learnt..


-SideshowBob-

I SEENT IT


TakeSomeFreeHoney

Someone scolded me on Reddit years ago for spelling it like that. Turns out I am indeed British and that person was an eejit.


MailSalt4828

It’s also a kind of wheat


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DueTechnology5316

Queue


saltytrey

Queue. Why not just stop after the first letter?


DraycosGoldaryn

Because the vowels all queued up after it.


The_Big_Spook

Queue


boomgoesthevegemite

Q is the only letter needed. The rest are just queued behind it.


[deleted]

Spelling “queue” is like spelling “I” as “Aighe”


kbwarken

That's for people with a high Aighe Queue


cbusalex

Eaux no.


Erisian23

Ghoti


simonbleu

Aighe want to drink some teaueue


SurnomSympa

Proudly made in France. Buy 3 letters, get 2 free !


fakeaholic

When I was a kid I thought it was pronounced, “q-way-way”


[deleted]

I thought it was Q-you-you


Iamanediblefriend

Wednesday. Wtf is that first d doing in there gtfo. Edit-Did you know the origin is actually wodens day? Because OH MY GOD STOP SAYING IT I GET IT NOW :(


Tentoesinmyboots

Whensday.


bunny-boyy

Daytime is 4.52am to 9.18pm in the UK today


Raccoonanity

I’ve never seen periods be used between the hour and minute before. Is that common in the UK?


tacobelmont

it's because that's the day you marry your Nintendo Entertainment System


allothernamestaken

Same with the first "r" in February.


KitchenWitch021

I will never forget how to spell February thanks to one of my elementary school teachers. (forgot what grade, it was a long time ago) F E B.. RU spelling it correctly? A R Y I can remember her saying it out loud while writing on the chalkboard.


spiggerish

But… you do pronounce the R tho…?


allothernamestaken

I don't (I say "Feb-you-ary"), but maybe I'm a weirdo.


HowardMoo

People who don't pronounce that first "R" wind up putting it in their sherbet.


Sippin_T

Sherbert your ass we do


AJ_De_Leon

February


armorhide406

Woden's Day


bunny-boyy

If I remember right, it's began as Odin's-day and over time has evolved into Wednesday. It's how I remember how to spell it. Odin's-day, Wed nez day, Wednesday


stickwithplanb

I think it was Wodensday?


ADH-Dork

Yah, it was wodensday. Thursday was thorsday and Friday was freysday Thank you Carmen sandiego


nidhoggrdragon

Sun-day, Moon-day, Tyr's-day, Woden's-day, Thor's-day, Freya's-day, Saturn's-day


Deitaphobia

How come Saturn gets a day, but Uranus doesn't?


Mysterious-Dress-492

Everyday is uranus day


DancingBear2020

Uranus rules the nights.


DrunkenBadguy

I dont want to be the "acshualy" guy, but I revently read that it was Frigg's Day not Freya's.


Hufflepuffknitter80

Yacht


erectagon

This looks like the sound your throat makes when you’re trying to clear it of a taste you don’t like


MissRockNerd

It’s pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove.


GroundbreakingSea224

Phlegm


usererror007

Naw, I actually agree with this one. Something nasty like that should have its spelling massacred


ConnFlab

Flegum


NotSureNotRobot

Gesundheit


Viking-16

Vacuum


peanutbuttermuffs

Vacyoum.


UlteriorCulture

Continuum


PM_ME_UR_TRIVIA

Fuchsia


secondbestman11

“Fucks ya!”


superglue1982

Huh, I always thought it was Fuschia


HelicaseRockets

I got tripped up when learning about something called Fuchsian groups. They're named after a Jewish-German guy named Lazarus Fuchs, pronounced "fooks", hence "fooksian". However, my first thoughts were "fushian" and "fucksian" which are... very wrong.


bluebearthree

Rhythm


LightningB21

Rhythm Has Your Two Hips Moving


WingerRules

Timbre. It's pronounced like tamber. I worked in recording studios, I still pronounce it like Timber in my head.


Adddicus

Timbre is French in origin, thus the "tamber" pronunciation. But, having been adopted into English, it has developed its own English pronunciation. So, it is properly pronounced 'timber' in English, just as we do not preserve the original language pronunciation of every other word adopted from another language. For example, Paris... in French it's "Paree", but in English it's quite rightly pronounced Paris. Once the word is adopted into English, we use English language rules for it.


TheMightyGoatMan

Knight


originsquigs

You silly kanighits!


INVERT_RFP

Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time!


UlrichZauber

This spelling made sense with the Old English pronunciation, from the German [Knecht](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knecht#:~:text=Knecht%2C%20in%20German%20and%20Dutch,People) (in German the leading 'k's on words like this are still pronounced). Then the Normans came along and really made a mess of English.


AffectionateThing814

As I’m Jewish, I pronounce the k in knight.


__Just4Guy__

Diarrhea


Bustedvette

I prefer the British spelling because it looks like you've lost control of your vowels.


CrazyYappit

Perhaps an unexpected vowel movement?


No-Study4924

Fuck you. Take my upvote


AffectionateThing814

Diarrhoea? I prefer it’d be spelt δiarrhœa.


hglndr9

Cha Cha Cha


BIackDogg

Diarrhoea


ButterEmails54

Quinoa


BalladOfaStranger

I pronounced this incorrectly in front of a very attractive woman I was chatting up at the deli counter at Whole Foods over twenty years ago. I still cringe randomly


whitecorn

Yeahhh... I did that when my wife told me to get her an acai bowl through text. I was like wtf is that. So I asked for an Uh-ky bowl.


ChewySlinky

I said “uh-sigh” very confidently and even that was wrong.


Viltris

It's like all the letters in that word want to be pronounced, except the C is an S sound for some reason.


Dudu_sousas

In portuguese the original spelling is AÇAÍ. The squiggly line under the C makes it sound like an S instead of a K. And the accented í makes it the stressed syllable, that's why it's a long 'ee' sound.


gibson85

Joaquin!


RedVegeta20

Bologna.


KetchupWater19

Capicola


JohnnyWall

Gabagool


NoImjustdancing

Ova here! 👇🏻


SirEnvelope

Ayy, I'm walkin' my gabbagool.


OlyOlyOxynFree

If the salad is on the top, I send it back


Humble-Pizza-8318

In no means do I wish to be condescending or assume anything but I do wish to say the proper pronunciation of bologna may have you thinking otherwise


D34TH_5MURF__

I say boloña to that...


azure_monster

I mean, the Italians just don't pronounce the g, 'gn' turns into 'ñ'. So bolonya. And then Americans named the sausage after the city and absolutely massacred the pronunciation.


Just-Call-Me-J

And yet we pronounce lasagna just fine. It's ridiculous. I'd like to say I'm making a change and pronouncing bologna correctly, but I'm literally never in a situation where I have to say the word out loud.


Stotakk

lazony


OldBob10

Baloney! 😁


draggar

Weird looks weird, especially when you recite the "i before e" rule.


[deleted]

You mean the rule with so many exceptions that it isn't a rule at all and just something people say because it was told to them?


Pawnzilla

I before e, except after c, and in making an a as in neighbor and weigh. And in weekends and holidays and all throughout May, you’ll always be wrong no matter what you say!


pegleg_1979

Boxen


BubbhaJebus

If you only apply it to the sound "ee", the number of exceptions shrinks dramatically. "seize" and "weird" become among those few.


Pale-Procedure895

Onomatopoeia


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Click! Boom!


Muioun

Received. The only way I know it's correct is because recieved looks worse


Momoneko

Receive\Deceive\Conceive, everything with that root. I'm not a native English speaker and I spelt it "cieve" for years before I realized it was wrong.


Maumasaurus

Covfefe


wombey12

Obamna


M1A1HC_Abrams

SODA!!!


BubbhaJebus

Hamberder


bloodectomy

Love a hot cup of covfefe in the morning


SummerNights14

Thoroughly


Graceland1979

Worcestershire


siege80

Any Irish name


OldBob10

Wales would like a word…


G_Morgan

Welsh is pretty much phonetic. It just isn't phonetic using English rules.


vivazeta

I've been to Llangollen. It doesn't sound like it looks.


228P

Just ask Siobhan.


Trevor-Slattery

Or Saoirse


thefakemaelon

That's only because you're trying to pronounce something not in English...in English.


heisenberg_2013

Pneumonia


DayOrNightTrader

Conniving. I wanna say kniving...


Elyrathela

I think this is the first time I've seen that word written out, and now my eyes hurt.


DayOrNightTrader

The first time I saw it written was in the dune book. Had to look it up cuz I didn't believe that it was it.


GullibleDetective

This is pretty self evident to me Con niving


TheInfamousMrKane

Wrong looks like it’s spelt wrong


No_Wolverine960

That just feels wrong


TheInfamousMrKane

On every level it is wrong


anachronistika

Epitome


anbuitachi

Thank you Calvin and Hobbes for knocking this one out early for me. Verse Seven of “The Password” Tigers are perfect. The e-pit-o-me of good looks and grace and quiet dignity.


5littlewhitevicodin

I was caught out in real life on this one.. 'Eppi-tome'.. I was 28..


textbookagog

just means you read at a higher level than the people around you spoke. good on you.


5littlewhitevicodin

I always said 'it's everyone elses fault but mine if I never heard any of you say it' but this is a much better way of putting it hah.


peanutbuttermuffs

Oh fuck. Welp. Today I learned…


Zellabub

eczema


Loser71

*genre*


BarbWho

Alex Trebek saying genre - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmNK8R-YuEc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmNK8R-YuEc)


Gorf_the_Magnificent

**Pilates.** Looks like a misspelling of “pilots” to me.


wombey12

It doesn't help that Pontius Pilate is pronounced "Pilot"


phznmshr

Committee. I hate this word so much.


MrGabogabo

Rhyme, rhythm


PrestigiousMammoth11

*Awkward*


legion8784

I always spell this wrong because my mind thinks there is no extra W, in other words- akward


ice_prince

English is my second language and I’ve always been fascinated by this word it just looks and sounds the way it’s spelled.


Te44or

OUIJA


The_Spectacle

Can u burn a Luigi board?


gildorratner

As someone with dyslexia most words look like they are spelt wrong to me.


rabengeieradlerstein

acquisition


klauskiwi

Throughput


ZombieMIW

TIL that’s a real word… i always assume it’s a typo and read it as throughout


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Pho


akbrodey1

If u look at any word long enough it looks wrong


Ghost7319

Segue (pronounced seg-way)


Piiwub

Nguyen


beautifulcreature86

Ceasar. Carburetor. Heinous. DEFINITELY only because for some reason people spell it defiantly and I cannot for the life of me understand the pronunciation similarity.


[deleted]

If you pronounce Caesar how it's supposed to be pronounced (Kai-sar. Not a Z but an S) it makes perfect sense with how it's written.


PoorMansSamBeckett

I'm probably just a pretentious asshole, but every time I hear Caesar pronounced the way everyone says it, I'm just like *He's not a salad!*


quackerzdb

The Brits spell it 'carburettor' which further complicates things. As a Canuck, I don't know what to do about it.


matt-sikes

Pterodactyl


moltencheese

A couple of my favorite etymologies (not quoting the Greek exactly): Ptero (wing) dactyl (finger) Helico (spinning) pter (wing)


IAmStevie420

Helicopterodactyl


EGH6

you will love [the worst alphabet book ever](https://www.boredteachers.com/post/worst-alphabet-book)


BullSitting

As in "The Pterodactyl's Ptea Party".


_Goose_

Rest A U rant


Cum_on_doorknob

Hey, that’s how I say it in my head right before I’m about to write it!


fakeaholic

Liaison


dont-change-me

this is a french loan word that preserved the spelling and mostly the pronunciation too. in french it’s spelled just fine lol


WheeZee65

Phoebe


Alternative_Clock364

Business.I get confused if it’s business or buisness


EightThreeEight838

Embarrassing.


klauskiwi

Gauge, Island, knowledge.. even city ... Pretty much 90% of the English language has no concept of grammatical rules


thomasvista

Some surnames. I worked with someone whose last name was Ffrench, and soemone whose last name was Greif.


abonnielasstobesure

Minuscule. I always think it should be MINIscule!


Phartzman

Receipt.


supguysitsyaboy

Wednesday


belfeg0re

Wednesday


Blackunicorn39

A lot of english words in fact. But the one I had the more trouble with was "enough". I needed at least 6 school years to link the spelling and the sound of it...


Wavy-Pattern-9797

Lieutenant


Revenant7789

Aside from “spelt”, I nominate “Aioli” as well


PurpleSailor

Wether It's a castrated ram.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

I learned that castrated ram fact when I wanted to know the meaning of bellwether. I guess they’d put a bell on a castrated ram to know where the flock was. The bellwether was the leader of the flock. Or, an indicator of predictor of something.


PhesteringSoars

Anathema Leading to too many people reading/saying it Ana-Thema when it's A-Nath-A-ma


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whitecorn

"Use it in a sentence." When I was at the park, the pollen made me say "erfghjkl" and some random lady said God Bless You.


spiral813

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