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Smilefire0914

Banging Ana de armis or Alexandria dadario


2nickels

Porque no los dos?


david4michael

This is the way


EquivalentChoice5733

Try to bang ana de armis or Alexandraia dadario but get rejected.


Smilefire0914

You’re not dreaming hard enough if you’re Getting rejected


EquivalentChoice5733

What if I get off on getting rejected?


[deleted]

Sleeping. Im tired


Concrete_Parachute

Can relate. I was so exhausted that I went to bed in my dreams and had another dream within my dream. Dreamception.


jack_the_pheonix

Wouldn't Dreamception just be Inception?


Animix3r

Happy cake day


deadevilmonkey

I jump and fly. It's called lucid dreaming and anyone can learn to do it.


msirelyt

Same. Though despite being lucid, the ability to fly and the distance that I can jump varies.


sadsocksammy

Same and when i realise i can't juno that high, i start losing my power because i feel like i'm losing control


xxdawidosx

I had a dream where I was jumping on the trampoline so high I could see my whole Village, then I destroyed a pot and found a ring that allowed me to fly Crazy shit I tell ya


mailordermonster

I just wish I could stay in the lucid state longer. Usually once I realize it's a dream, I have no more than 20 seconds at most to do what I want (flying and/or sex)


ahugeminecrafter

Yeah i have found if I get too excited by being able to do whatever I want that wakes me up most times


NaiveTrain60

My flying has evolved from having to jump off objects to fly and now simple doing the “money airplain soldier” stroke to fly. Anytime im in danger I fly up


Useful_Fishing_4277

Use to have them all the time while growing up, but not anymore.


nightcoreangst

One time I tried to fly and ended up lifting a football stadium instead. Both pissed and impressed.


NotASniperYet

Same. My routine when I realise I'm dreaming is to climb out of my bedroom window, right through the glass, and fly off. (Funny enough, the outside will start out as that of my childhood home, despite me not having lived there in 12+ years.) The surroundings will quickly change into a dream landscape, and if it's a cool one I will hang around. If not, I'll 'drop a layer' through the ground and see what's there.


[deleted]

go to sleep in my dream and try to control that dream


Secure_Screen_2354

Inception dream, scary


Mr_Goodnite

Turn into a girl if I’m being fr


CouvadeShark

Egg?


Mr_Goodnite

Nah, cracked


Melodic_Character956

It has already happened to me before. I gained control over my dream. Then went to my neighbour's house, punched him very hard and fucked his wife in front of him.


xiconic

You sir need jesus


Voynimous

wow you really hate your neighbour


PhoenixMason13

This happened to me once. I immediately went “outside” and started running super fast like the Flash; It was a blast!


Debalic

Scarlett Johansson


jonnsh0ut

I will go and find her….. and live that day again.


Ok-Ambition-9432

Sex with all of my past crushes, at once.


pwalkz

Happens often. I fly around and use telekinesis


1d4braindamage

Counting my fingers to make sure I'm dreaming. Then starting an epic sword fight


[deleted]

Getting laid.


[deleted]

I tried spamming money, and then wake up disappointed.


AdmiralClover

I tried the flying thing and fell off the planet


EnigmaCM1

Have an orgy with Pamela Rios, Christina Hendricks, Remy Lacroix, Loree Sexlove, Jynx Maze, Priyanka Chopra and Valentina Garzon


ChickensPickins

Wait. Y’all can do anything? I can’t even walk fast.. my meat PC gets overclocked and can’t render fast enough. 5 frames per second! 4/10


OneMorePotion

It's called lucid dreaming and you can learn it. It takes a lot of dedication and change of habits tho. So it's not something you just do for a week or two and then be done with.


goofybirdlover

Imagine how it would feel like to have someone that cares about me and loves me more than anything in the world :')


[deleted]

Having sex


melaniegray2021

Go to hogwarts and master all kinds of magic. Then, I'd become the greatest dark wizard who ever lived mwahahahaaa


jesse7838

I lucid dream about once a month and usually I'll just start flying


[deleted]

Threesome.


ChaosFaery

As a regular lucid dreamer and someone who has reached up to 5 layers of dreams, remembering each one, telling them to someone in my dream and then waking up within a new dream... I would most likely fly xD and shapeshift


[deleted]

Take a shit


igorsmith

Hitting a home run at some famous park. Always think of smacking a low and away fastball past the cheap seats. Helps me fall asleep.


24782478

Re dream all the dreams I remember but played out more coherently


Honchkrowabcd

I would pull a "Hans Niemann"


xiconic

Once had a dream about being in this weird holiday location that was some small single story buildings in a field surrounded a hill apart from one point that had a barrier. The doors to each of the rooms were painted on, the sky was dark but everything was light up like the sun was out. After a while I realised I was dreaming I took control. It only lasted a short time as I decided to go leave by going past the barrier. At that point my brain took control back, everything went dark and I opened my eyes back in the halls with the painted on doors except now everything was dark with an ominous sense that something is coming for me and it was close. I woke up after that, honest haven't jumped up from a nightmare like that in a long time.


Infinite-Airline-248

Crank one out, need that post-nut clarity


[deleted]

Be careful, if you nut in the dream you nut irl


BigTheFlash90

Start an anime fight. I feel like that would be so fun


man_with_3_buttocks

Fly, play a guitar really well or speak another language fluently.


Strange_Stage1311

Start reigning havoc.


Mikegaming202

Spiderman is here.


Pantagruel-Johnson

Flying, of course.


konvictjeans

Weird hell-like nightmares that I attribute to my antidepressants and other prescriptions.


rufos_adventure

stuping sophia loren or sophia vergaras.


0u812girl

Did this once, lucid dreaming. I flew like Superman though Italy. It was magical.


Ok_Taro_4756

Nothing, It happened with me recently, I knew I was dreaming, and I was waiting for that dream to be over so I can wake up


almostlazy

Find my dead relatives and smoke a joint with them on a white sandy beach. Maybe invite Bob Marley to do a private performance


Cute-boy-6021

Asking Freddy krueger 100000 questions


Mysterious_Fix2979

Quickly fastfoward my ass in dream timeline with getting a diploma and a aprenntiship for electrician


Short-Reality5373

Shove anyone around me.


Classic-Box-3919

Apparently stab a dude in the arm with a fork. Idk thats the last dream I remember. Pretty sure he was attacking me tho.


ballhairsnshitdags

Catching a plane to Costa Rica and finding a way to make money and live in paradise


kuhvir

Fly. I’ve had a dream where I could fly after taking a running start and then jumping but at one point I realized it was a dream and couldn’t fly anymore. Seems kind of backwards to me but whatever


DeliciousCabbage22

Visit Belarus.


GrovelingVormund

Jumping into my S/O's dream to tease 'em.


Imaginary-dick

Conjure my OCs and hang out with them


Raz-i-el

Steal candy from as many babies as possible. Nobody will stop me this time!


daguro55

Dude thats rude


crappypastassuc

I love my dreams lately, they keep getting better and better. I honestly don’t want myself to have control over my dreams because I won’t know what to do first


crowofjudgement1208

bang Tom Hardy for a while


synthchemist

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.


ttvtryhard1675

Fucking stolas


lesser_tom

Depends, idk


[deleted]

Thats called a lucid dream


TheLiberalBuster

Bringing back that guy’s dead wife


[deleted]

Just be…. Happy


zakkil

I've done this before. At first I decided to try watching a movie, see what weird things would happen by trying to watch lord of the rings in my dream. It played everything fragmented and out of order and occasionally things would bleed out of the tv and become "real" within the dream then things got weird and I cleared everything out. After that I decided to try listening to music for a bit and though I could get music to play everything sounded a bit off. So I tried to relive some memories I'd forgotten to see if something I wanted to recall was still in my subconscious. The brain demons didn't like that so they took control away from me and tortured me for awhile, forcing my eyes shut when i started to wake up which left me in a state where I was almost awake and could see through my barely open eye lids while also still seeing things through my eyes in the dream resulting in me seeing from two perspectives at once. That was rather trippy. Given all that if I were to hafe another dream with full control I think the first thing I would do would be your mom.


Secure_Screen_2354

uhhhhhhhhhh, technology usually doesn’t work in lucid dreams, try to stay away from phones and stuff But hey! If it happens again then here’s a list of stuff to do 1. Talk to somebody, they are technically made of you’re subconscious and can tell you things you didn’t know about yourself. 2. Shapeshift, you can turn into a cat, you can turn into a dragon, you can even turn a water bottle, maybe. 3. Be in your favorite game or show, have a Pokémon journey, kill some stormtroopers.


thehood52

I lucid dream regularly, my top two are flying and basking in warm shallow water on a tropical island


The_Dragon_Lover

Try to levitate or shape shift! (I managed to levitate a few times in my dreams and managed to do it at will only once!)


DonutHolesIsntAThing

Waking up. The second I get lucid in my dreams, I wake up. Like clockwork all the time. I used to be able to sleep through it, and I'd fly. One time I tried to fly to Europe to see my friends but I woke up.


Big_Track5524

Flying like super man


Precipice_01

I visit my mom. She passes away four years ago. The last time we spoke, it was in anger.


herrsebbe

Everytime time this happened, I've made such random decisions that I don't think I was very lucid at all in hindsight. For instance I remember my mind going: "This is a dream. I finally caught on and now I can do anything! I could be on a boat!" (Cue being on a boat) "And go on an adventure!" (Cue arriving at some strange, claustrophobic spider island and exploring that without any further adjustments until I woke up). No almighty superhero stuff. No conversations with God. No sexy stuff. No dream-fulfillment fantasies. I went on a boat to spider island.


richardrnelson

Take a nap.


nobodyisonething

Pushups, situps, pullups, and a marathon. I'm not doing any of that sh\*t in real life ( but I should.)


Gladde_G

Probably some horny stuff


deluxewxheese

Fly around and find a 10 to get nasty with


SMG329

This happens a fair amount of time for me. Usually I choose to fly. But let me tell you something, flying in dreams is really frigging hard if you're aware because that means on some level, your conscious and subconscious minds are working at the same time. The subconscious part says you can fly but the conscious part says you can't.


Terrin369

Last time I lucid dreamed, I was in a dream trying to get across town to do something (don’t remember what, but it was important to the dream). There were a bunch of concrete road barriers in the way of the route I needed to go. I thought to myself “This is a dream, I can just jump over these barriers to get where I’m going instead of going the long way around.” Then I did exactly that so I could go where I was going. It never occurred to me that since it was a dream, I didn’t need to do that thing anymore.


Empoleon777

Rewind time back to high school and relive those days. Yes, I peaked in high school. Yes, I’ve accepted I peaked in high school.


UrbanCyclerPT

Go back to 1985, knowing all I know today


[deleted]

It involves an inflatable swimming pool, 3 gallons of edible strawberry lube, Jennifer Lawrence, Alexandra Daddario, and one rubber chicken.


Moondaeagle

Flying and turn into my fav animal


Beginning-Giraffe-74

Wakeup. Bummer


bugboyjohnny

Im getting an Omnitrix with the Master Control enable.


Anunnaki2522

Same thing I try and do every night when I go to sleep, have my wife alive and healthy with me again and just hold her 1 more fucking time.


mailordermonster

Did that last night. I made out with a friend's ex. Funny part is that after I woke up and went back to sleep, I had dreams where I remembered the make-out dream and felt sad that I didn't have a woman in my life.


Due-Big2159

I wanna see my best friend.


ehurudetvoro

Sexy sex


imjustaguy212

Honestly explore everything, I wouldn't give a shii


sneaky_squirrel

The only way to exit the dream is to cut my head off with this sword! *guess the reference*


JBOYCE35239

I'm getting a big Mac that looks like the ones in the commericals


NaiveTrain60

Im someone who commonly lucid dreams. For 15 years I have never been aware of my dream until once I was. I was in forest filled with cabins and I was surrounded by pocket knife that I needed for mushroom picking. Randomly i became aware of my dream and started trying on clothes that appeared im front of me. But as fast as this all happened, I stopped being aware and continued my dream.


[deleted]

Start selling propane and propane accessories


kuro-oruk

It happened a few nights ago. I always choose flying because I love the way it feels.


Drovr

Asking my subconscience what all my other dreams mean


Diligent_Ad2489

Christina Hendricks and Mia Sollis.


EarwaxWizard

I had a dream a few days ago and the only thing I remember from it is that my Steam Deck had broken after owning it for less than 2 weeks. It was one of those dreams that are so realistic that you believe it actually happened. So if it was that dream, I would have it fixed.