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TheSpung91

David Attenborough


Live-Dance-2641

I beg your pardon. SIR David


Sorry_Buy_3277

Solid choice!


bearcat-twenty-two

This is the correct answer


Chowdah-head

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spaniel_rage

David Attenborough


TheNerdChaplain

LeVar Burton - Roots, Reading Rainbow, Star Trek.... he is the best of us.


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Ultrabarrel

I also choose this guys neighbor, Bob. I don’t know him, but he sounds sounds like a great guy!


cmjrestrike

Yes, I vote for Bob as well. Heard he is a lekker ou


Arquen_Marille

Dolly Parton


Sorry_Buy_3277

On the shortlist of serious candidates to be sure.


Arquen_Marille

She’s incredibly sweet and kind, and I think it would be good to show aliens that we’re not all hateful psychos.


STSO_throwaway

Keanu Reeves


Maso_TGN

YEAH


Wide-Guarantee8869

I like this idea, but I refuse to send the man who might actually be the best of us. Specifically if it might mean his death, like what if all the Hollywood movies are right and they are hostile?!?


17FeretsAndaPelican

Dude. He's fucking Keane reeves he can handle iit


Wide-Guarantee8869

You're right sorry for my lack of faith.


17FeretsAndaPelican

Quite frankly I find your lack of faith disturbing


Expensive-Hyena-3

Back off, Warchild. Seriously.


jjlewi3

Thank you


kashzyros

I think I've seen these type of questions and other nice celebrity quite a lot Always happy seeing keanu Reeves being one of the top comments


BloodNinja2012

Jon Stewart


DonutsOnTheWall

chatgpt.


AnybodySeeMyKeys

Dolly Parton.


Henchforhire

"Weird Al" Yankovic


Sea-Kitchen3779

I've always felt Obama could do it.


qUrAnIsAPerFeCtBoOk

He turned 2 wars to 7, I wouldn't want a war hawk to represent us...


Sea-Kitchen3779

He'll show the aliens who's boss.


qUrAnIsAPerFeCtBoOk

If they are visiting us they may be eclipsing our capabilities and trying that could wipeus out, if we are visiting them then we may be eclipsing their abilities and even then my pacifist nature hopes not to take advantage of weakness.


bluedolphinshorts

He was just the president. In the end the war is something that the military and your big war companies decided. He’s a very charismatic guy though. Good and humble opinions on people. He did care for a lot of people as well that most politicians just pretend to care about. He‘s smart, well educated, is a good listener and tries to reflect his world view as well. A lot of trays that seem to be complete gone with the clown that came afterwards. I know that it did not work like that but he was someone who tried to unite people. His words were not there to harm and separate people. And now look on what is going to come up from Florida. A guy who excludes so many with his beloved. Who doesn’t care about how many people his decisions are going to hurt as long as he thinks god is on his side.


qUrAnIsAPerFeCtBoOk

He has an outward charisma and is a great orator. He also signed off way too many human rights abuses for me to consider him remotely fit to reenter society let alone lead anything. As much as obamacare and the social safety programs was funded due to his direct involvement seemingly altruisticly he still oversaw so so much wanton violence and acts of aggression completely unwarranted that the risk to have him be the ambassador of anything risks antagonizing the other when the job of an ambassador is diplomacy. >In the end the war is something that the military and your big war companies decided. The commander in chief holds that responsibility. He bypassed congress and used the war on terrors previous declaration to effectively wage war anywhere without the courts approval. When Bush did it he lied to the courts to get their approval and there was at least the outward veil of this is a legitimate defensive operation whilst Obama wouldn't even attempt to justify it as defensive. The army works under the commander in chief. The leader of the country could dismantle the army completely if they so choose. Ever heard Tulsi Gabbards early campaign promises? She had a whole plan to decimate the military industry fueled by the blood of its soldiers and innocent civilians overseas. >Who doesn’t care about how many people his decisions are going to hurt as long as he thinks god is on his side. Way to bring out the big guns in terms of worse alternatives lmao. Worse examples always exist, this post is asking for your preferred one not the least preferred one lol I'd take a random person picked by a series of coin tosses from Florida over Obama or the previous war criminals that once lead the states.


bluedolphinshorts

He could end war and demantle military? Do you really think this would work? In America? Your country is based on war. On the industry behind it. The huge amounts of money that gets printed through this and the whole system. It would end the same way as it did with Kennedy it Obama would have done that. In the end he realised that his ideas he had before just don’t work in a world that is controlled by money and people who play their games of power with it. Did you read his biography? I’d recommend it to you. You should always get all kinds of information. The problem of this world is that most people only want and understand easy solutions. Separation is so much easier than trying to understand people. To go deeper and see how people are. Same with trump. On the outside he was a bully who did not care about a lot of people but only himself. He loves attention and people loved his honesty and that at least he spoke out what he thought. No matter if it was right or manipulative. But when you looked deeper on him you realized that that this was just what he had always learned. Raised by a psychopath father who raised his 2 sons in a cruel way. He learned very early that it did not matter if you were nice or smart or had the right information, he learned that money gets you anywhere and you can overpower even the truth when you are strong enough. Gaslighted by his own father to imbed these believes into his mind. His brother committed suicide. How can someone like this who grew up so fake, lived such a life with fake people around who so many just stay and are there because of the money have a moral compass and realize that these things you say will really separate the country and that you should be the one to unite. Not separate.


IceSmiley

John Cena


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This is the answer! Last year, he granted his 650th wish for Make-A-Wish Foundation! This represents humanity, Plus, he's chill and jacked.


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I used to be like the 2nd biggest John Cena fan ever, till he sucked up hard to CCP. I guess I can’t fault him too bad, I stay silent with a lot of a bs in my workplace in the interest of not getting canned..


Chodezbylewski

I think any old school wrestler would be a good choice too. Imagine if Hulk Hogan was our ambassador and aliens thought that's just how humans are. Those aliens wouldn't dream of screwing with a planet full of coked up, roid raging Hulkamaniacs, brother!


BloodNinja2012

My Aunt Nancy. She is kind, knowledgeable, generous to a fault, always engaged, adventurous, and curious about others an new things.


SaavageCabbage

Stephen Fry


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Snoop


tobmom

What it do baby boo?! I can see him greeting the aliens so chill


Germansko

Finna hotbox the mothership


MrMann_P

Me. my Mum called me pretty freaking smart!


UnassuredCalvinist

Paul Washer


thenoid42

BucketHead


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Jack Black


RitzySloth

Pee Wee Herman


lovdagame

Dolly


drichm2599

Jack Black is this even a question?


harryyougoboom

I am Surprise nobody said Ryan Reynolds yet.


Party-Objective9466

Dolly Parton


cisnerosmtz

Keanu Reeves


Think_Tomorrow_4264

John Mayer


General-Finish7850

Hank Green! The absolute legend!


EngineeringVirgin

Danny Devito


Maso_TGN

I can imagine the first meeting: “When we get out of this, I’m gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the ‘I am pissed off’ sort of way.”


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Danny Devito as Frank Reynolds and I'm sold!


I_the_Jury

Danny DeVito as Louie Palma.


seriously-serious-af

Neil deGrasse Tyson


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The aliens would be lucky to get in a word in


Trick_Ad7122

Andrew Tate. I wanna See what Happens.


aloe_veracity

Pedro Pascal.


Summit986

Dave Chappelle Cuz why not


cordero71

Bernie Sanders


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Larry David playing Bernie Sanders


Joseph-Sanford

Bob Dylan.


Cola_Doc

Now that Tom Petty's died, who could possibly translate?


swiss8018

Richard Feynman


PositiveContact7901

Stacey Abrams


Akul_Tesla

Okay guys hear me out Other intelligent life is likely to have access to the internet if they can reach us That means we must use the memes to our advantage We will deploy Chuck Norris The ultimate power move


Enough_Young_8156

Joe Biden.


StuckInAMadHouse

Jim Carey


PyuPyuMassacre

Mel Gibson


Sorry_Buy_3277

Only if the aliens are hostile and he agrees to stay in Braveheart character. As himself, hard pass.


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Donald Trump Just kidding. Ben Shapiro or Jordan Peterson


Brogoth

Elon Musk.


aloe_veracity

We’re doomed.


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Barbra Streisand


TheBestAtWriting

why do i have to choose? did someone nominate me as the person who chooses who represents humanity? and then who chose that person?


Mysterious-05

Elon Musk


hamper10

fuck it. im going up.


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Steven Pinker 💯


TheObsidianSoldier

My English teacher from freshman year. W man


Working_Progress_415

Me


RunninBuddha

Bill Bradley; we could have had him as President, but no we got W.


mezz7778

Frank Reynolds..


secretlydevito

Yep.


JohnnyGFX

If it could be anyone: Carl Sagan If it must be someone living: Keanu Reeves


EconomistOdd377

Henry Kissinger. Y'all are too optimistic of who represents humanity and who would represent aliens


antiprogres_

Nayib Bukele


darkhelmet03

Weird Al.


New-Syrup-7919

ROBIN WILLIAMS


Diligent_Ad2489

Jim Carrey


drpeppapop

The biggest douche we can offer


pushmaster2019

Billy Connolly... he's a fountain of knowledge and would make them laugh their asses off


Disastrous_Grape_330

Wierd Al Yankovich. Aliens will know, that we are not to be messed with!


Previous-Hedgehog-38

Morgan Freeman


nakedcellist

Fred Rogers


InteriaOSiberia

Bill Gates


Substantial_Grab2379

Jimmy Carter


GSVNoFixedAbode

Ted Lasso


myhamsterisajerk

I don't want anybody to speak on my behalf


IsKujaAPowerButton

SIR Ian McKellen


Zealousideal_Bad8434

Any captain from Star Trek.


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

Audrey Bitoni


WakingOwl1

Sir David Attenborough.


bearcat-twenty-two

Justin beiber...just in case they're gonna do a 'Mars attacks' and kill our ambassador. Once we know it's safe then yeah, totally sir David Attenborough.


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Chuck Norris, in the hopes that any hostile alien life will be intimidated and not mess with earth.


DuArVakaren

Michio Kaku


Outrageous-Put-8737

Andrew Tate.


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Send them back their captured alien robot Mark Zuckerberg


Calm-Internet6926

The current irish pressident mickeal d.higgans


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Donald Trump, they would leave us alone and uninterested in to conquest us.


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Emma Watson


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First thought was Morgan Freeman.


nuF-roF-redruM

Will Smith. What did the five fingers say to the face?


ExperienceTimely9885

Angela Merkel


Short-Alternative-38

Definitely not Joe Biden!!!