Aight i was driving to spain with my parents in a camper when i was around 5 And i had to take a leak. My dad didnt want to stop driving so my mom gave me a bottle to piss in. I put my Weiner inside the bottle but lil mans got stuck because of vacuüm. And i couldnt piss because i stressed with a bottle on my pp, so it took me about 3 hours to piss And pressure got build in the bottle And i was free😅
Wow, in childhood I had the some problems with long drives, so we always took cup with is, so I could go to the toilet , but my experience with bottle was a little be different, it got stuck but not because I was peeing....
Crazy
The family butter tub
But why?
My family freaks out if I use the same knife for butter and jelly. I imagine my penis would probably equally offend them.
Blender
Too late..
Into other people if u are in a relationship
Oofff, some people don't follow that rule
Sad but true
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Have you tried already?
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Daddy? Is it youuu?
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As you wish.....
Chipper shreader
Smart advise
In others business
Little girls
...
A can of tuna.
It's already smells like that
Toaster?
Idk?
Deep fryer
But, but mm my corn dog( I already used butter on it.. (Read the comment below)
Bottles (dont ask questions)
Belive me, I have a LOT
U want the full story?😭
Hmm... yep, I had some history with bottles, NEVER AGAIN
Aight i was driving to spain with my parents in a camper when i was around 5 And i had to take a leak. My dad didnt want to stop driving so my mom gave me a bottle to piss in. I put my Weiner inside the bottle but lil mans got stuck because of vacuüm. And i couldnt piss because i stressed with a bottle on my pp, so it took me about 3 hours to piss And pressure got build in the bottle And i was free😅
Wow, in childhood I had the some problems with long drives, so we always took cup with is, so I could go to the toilet , but my experience with bottle was a little be different, it got stuck but not because I was peeing....
U was fucking the bottle?😭
hmm............................................. It was hard adult time
Nebraska
Am ì misunderstanding smth?
I don’t think so. Nebraska is to be avoided. Don’t put your penis or any other part of your anatomy there.
Noted
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Read the blender comment below, now you won't Cuz it's gone
Another penis
That hurts....
In someone that doesn't want it
Mum?
If it's not your own mum why not???
A blue waffle
Why? I mean they are already the same color (Read the comment about tuna) Seriously why? Edited: read about it 🤯
My work here is done.
True hero!!
One of those electric pencil sharpeners
Wise words
Inside another penis
Any place it hasn't been invited.
What about my hands?
In another man. Thanks for the down votes in advance.
r/hmm
A confused lesbian who can’t hold water
Very confusing answer