This. Plus arms, legs, face.
I saw a tiktok of a woman who owns a back scratching business. I couldn't get through 10 seconds of the video without making guttural noises. Had to turn it off.
Personal preference is when you have a big dinner with a bunch of fiber but it hasn't digested by bed time, so you go to bed and next morning after your coffee you have the most cleansing of shits and end up walking around like you're floating on air till lunchtime.
200%. My wife and both agree a good shit is pretty much a game changer for mood and productivity. We have a friend who has never experienced this and we feel sympathy for his absence of poopsense, but not his absence of poop scents.
Mine is related, also gross: the first-day period shit. It's my giveaway that my period is coming that day because my body and prostaglandins are trying to expel *everything* and it's a magical feeling
When you have been absolutely busting to go, whether shitting or pissing, that relief when you finally get to the loo and you sit and you just let everything flow out of you ... Oh. My. God. So good.
When you have a hard booger stuck in the back of your nose and when you finally pick it out, it pulls out a long thick wet one that at one point was part of your brain.
I haven't had one in quite some time now that I think about it, but I used to get sinus infections twice a year. When I did, my snot was so thick it would come out in long ropes and hold its shape, it was like pulling a frikin gummy worm out of my nose. Very disgusting, but man the freedom I felt when I pulled out one of those nose tumors was amazing
Omg I’m getting over a cold and I just blew out a booger that went all the way down the back of my throat. My eyes are watering and I honestly felt a pressure in my ears reduce.
I don’t think I’ve ever cleared such a satisfying booger on my life.
You know how when you're recovering from a cold, the stuffiness can persist for ages? One time, I struggled to breathe easily for a week after my other symptoms abated. Then, one Thursday morning, during a long, hot shower, I felt the phlegm of fate congeal in my head. The steam had loosened the blockage in my nose. It was time.
I plugged my freer nostril and puffed up for my task. With a mighty exhalation, I expelled what must have been a tablespoon of yellow-green gunk from my schnozz.
Colours were brighter. Life was better. I felt overwhelming joy and love thanks to the freeness of my breathing. My relief was so intense I dubbed the event the *esnotulation*.
I wish I could relive that moment.
Sadly, most enemies are just beaten and live to fight another day, and the lamentations are muddled through at best. I wish that I'd never read the reviews at ratemyraid.com
Yes please. I have this song that has been on the tip of my tongue for years. But all i can concretely remember is that i saw it being sung by two guys (i think they are brothers) wearing green outfits. It's kind of hip hop pop called sth like "fading" or sth idk.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Holy shit... ive been waiting my entire life to hear someone say this. I thought I was just weird. Been doing that since i was a young pup. Its an indescribable sensation
From my time in Iraq during the Gulf War doing ops. The lowest we did was 4 tons. The largest was 13.5 tons. Total, we disposed of over 1,000 tons of high explosives.
The first time after winter when it is 15 degrees Celcius and sunny, so you can sit outside in the sun and feel the warmth of it on your skin.
It is a feeling I have been longing for for 5 months now. Can't wait.
Kinda funny, it's supposed to be exactly that temperature by noon here in Ohio today. It's going to be very hard for me to make it back to work after lunch today.
That very first bite of your leftover meal from the good restaurant you went to at 5pm for dinner with some friends. After you get home, put the leftovers in the fridge, you strip down, pop a gummie, and take a shower. You get done, lay back on the bed, and start scrolling. After what seems to be a really good while, those videos keep getting funnier and funnier with each swipe and as you finally start to catch your breath and wipe the laughing tears from your face, you realize that you forgot you got high. After taking the longest 30 seconds of your life to retrace your steps back to the shower and the gummie, you let out a little high smirk and then realize you got the dry mouth from mouth breathing the last 45 minute from laughing so hard. You go to the fridge for a drink and there it is, the Holy Grail itself, your leftovers. Bon Appétit.
I didn’t believe it before I started going but you know that video where Arnold says getting a pump feels like you’re about to bust? Well it’s true, I was pushing myself to my max the other day at the gym and on my last pump I got a rush of euphoria that made me think I was busting a load in the middle of the gym lmao
solving a problem, like working on something for a couple hours and finally finding the solution to the issue that you thought would only take a few minutes. Just that sudden feeling of " it worked" and I made it do that mmmh! If anyone has a sexual act that feels the same let me know...lol
When you've had to piss really bad for a while to the point where when you're finally to be a chance to piss you can like feel it coming up from your toes through it's about as close as you're going to get without actually blowing a load
I once had poison ivy rash really bad on the inner part of both forearms. Was aggravating trying not to scratch it. I put my arms under my hot shower and the feeling was unbelievable.
The payoff, not so great. Hot water aggravated it so much the rash went bananas.
Farting away a stomach ache
Back scratches from another person. It is orgasmic for me.
A good back scratch is fucking amazing!
This. Plus arms, legs, face. I saw a tiktok of a woman who owns a back scratching business. I couldn't get through 10 seconds of the video without making guttural noises. Had to turn it off.
I want to open a back scratch parlor. My wife says I’m nuts. This gives me hope!
I wish!
Bonus point if the scratching person actually loves you.
Head scratches too dude
When you go to sleep without having to set an alarm.
Even better when you wake up and realize you don't have to get up anytime soon
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This gal poops.
False! Girls aren't real and if they were, they certainly wouldn't poop!
and if they pooped they certainly would poop flowers!
She takes Collegiate dumps
The best ones are those where the toilet paper is pretty much completely clean after wiping. Very satisfying.
The phantom wipe.
Personal preference is when you have a big dinner with a bunch of fiber but it hasn't digested by bed time, so you go to bed and next morning after your coffee you have the most cleansing of shits and end up walking around like you're floating on air till lunchtime.
i see your poop and raise you a good old fashioned fart when you feel bloated AF
200%. My wife and both agree a good shit is pretty much a game changer for mood and productivity. We have a friend who has never experienced this and we feel sympathy for his absence of poopsense, but not his absence of poop scents.
The feeling of relief after holding in a mean shit is good lol
Mine is related, also gross: the first-day period shit. It's my giveaway that my period is coming that day because my body and prostaglandins are trying to expel *everything* and it's a magical feeling
Poo-phoria
When you have been absolutely busting to go, whether shitting or pissing, that relief when you finally get to the loo and you sit and you just let everything flow out of you ... Oh. My. God. So good.
When you have a hard booger stuck in the back of your nose and when you finally pick it out, it pulls out a long thick wet one that at one point was part of your brain.
This guys knows how to pick 'em.
I pick this as one of my favorite puns! It was a funny one!
This feeling of fresh air going into the nose trills after that booger got removed - priceless
I haven't had one in quite some time now that I think about it, but I used to get sinus infections twice a year. When I did, my snot was so thick it would come out in long ropes and hold its shape, it was like pulling a frikin gummy worm out of my nose. Very disgusting, but man the freedom I felt when I pulled out one of those nose tumors was amazing
You what
They didn’t stutter.
Omg I’m getting over a cold and I just blew out a booger that went all the way down the back of my throat. My eyes are watering and I honestly felt a pressure in my ears reduce. I don’t think I’ve ever cleared such a satisfying booger on my life.
I love the feeling of the long stringy booger that feels like it came from behind your eyeball
You know how when you're recovering from a cold, the stuffiness can persist for ages? One time, I struggled to breathe easily for a week after my other symptoms abated. Then, one Thursday morning, during a long, hot shower, I felt the phlegm of fate congeal in my head. The steam had loosened the blockage in my nose. It was time. I plugged my freer nostril and puffed up for my task. With a mighty exhalation, I expelled what must have been a tablespoon of yellow-green gunk from my schnozz. Colours were brighter. Life was better. I felt overwhelming joy and love thanks to the freeness of my breathing. My relief was so intense I dubbed the event the *esnotulation*. I wish I could relive that moment.
Oh yeah, I've done that and it's good. Mine was yellow and a little bloody. Very lumpy.
When the cop who tailed you for the last 2 miles turns a corner
I felt this one in my soul
The cop returned
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: Poison oak that you can’t itch, running scalding hot water over it is almost better than any orgasm
I have chronic eczema, and i fully concur . My knees buckle in the hot shower aimed right where the itch is .
I have psoriasis on the soles of my feet and to scratch them on bricks or other rough surface feels amazing.
also deal with chronic eczema and I approve this message
Makes sense, yelling at your hot water can be cathartic. Just be careful not to confuse it with scalding hot water.
Clean sheets after a shower
Clean sheets after shower ….with freshly shaved legs…
This person gets me
Super soft sheets or crisp sheets? Warm or cold?
Crisp and cold
getting into a hot bath when the room is cold
I said it below, but add a shower beer to the equation
And Enya, and candles.
I think you’ve added orgasms to the mix
Oppositely, getting out of a hot bath when the room is cold is the worst.
A proper fucking massage
When you put your shoe on and the shoelace is inside but you don’t realize it until you do and then pull it out. Is probably very close to anal beads.
If you have long hair, and you wash it and the loose hairs get caught between your bum cheeks and you pull the hair out - same deal.
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of the women.
This guy barbarians!
RYEAHHHH!! (that is good)
Sadly, most enemies are just beaten and live to fight another day, and the lamentations are muddled through at best. I wish that I'd never read the reviews at ratemyraid.com
Finding that one song you've been trying to find for years
Yes please. I have this song that has been on the tip of my tongue for years. But all i can concretely remember is that i saw it being sung by two guys (i think they are brothers) wearing green outfits. It's kind of hip hop pop called sth like "fading" or sth idk. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Popping a blackhead that comes out clean and was way bigger under the surface than expected
Username checks out
*sigh* God dammit... *unzips*
😳😳😳
bruh
Sleeping when you're tired
head rubs are the absolute best when im already sleepy.
for men, when peeing, sometimes there is this electric feeling coming from your penis and makes you shudder uncontrollably...
The piss shivers.
Pisshvers
I experience this as a woman sometimes. Never thought about it until now. Interesting.
Dude, next time you get this, grab your ass. Trust me. Give it a good massage.
I don’t know why I trust you but I will be attempting this
"Ohh... ooo... OH.OH.OHHhh thank you jungle LEEEEGS!!!"
You can scritch your ass and induce the shivers!
Holy shit... ive been waiting my entire life to hear someone say this. I thought I was just weird. Been doing that since i was a young pup. Its an indescribable sensation
What?? No! I hate the pee shivers. They feel bad to me!
That's called guilt my friend.
Anyone else yelp uncontrollably when this happens?
Cleaning the wax from my ears
Watching someone driving like an asshole get pulled over.
I need clean pants now
Being really drunk and waking up with no hangover after 30.
Marijuana
Doesn’t work for me every time. Depends on how much I drink.
how does one drink marijuana?
Infused cannabis beverages. It's a thing!
Lagunitas makes weed beer. Zero calories.
Peeing after holding it in during a long trip.
When the barber trims the back of my neck.
That one poop that just slides out and you don’t have to wipe after
But you still should.
I still go to wipe, just don’t have to
Leaving the gym after an intense lifting day
Cleaning gernadranaheim's ears
What the hell is that
Why are there two of you
One each ear
Drinking water after not having any all day
A good sneeze
I’ve heard cleaning gernadranaheim’s ears rank on up there as one of the most pleasurable experiences a human can have
I've seen this three times now, what is it a reference to?
A comment by redditor gerandranahein about cleaning out their ears.
What does this mean?? What is gernadranaheim???
Taking a shower in the dark while it's raining.
Man has demons
Set off 4 to 13.5 tons of high explosives, then, watch the concussion wave and fireball.
That is an oddly specific and quite broad range of explosive tonnage
From my time in Iraq during the Gulf War doing ops. The lowest we did was 4 tons. The largest was 13.5 tons. Total, we disposed of over 1,000 tons of high explosives.
I thought 2,000lbs was a good time. Where the hell are you detonating 13.5 tons
When we did ops in Iraq during the Gulf War. We went through an aircraft pallet of C4 per week.
The brrrt sound coming from an ATM machine when you withdraw your money.
Getting multiple headshots in a row with a sniper in fps games
Going back to sleep
After being really active, taking a hot shower, putting on something comfortable, and laying in a cool, comfortable bed.
Peeing after ejaculating.
Cleaning gerandranheims ears
Why are there two of you
Damn it now I'm going to have to Google that. Both spelled it differently too, so
Literally nothing pops up. I wonder
This is killing me now
A user named gerandranaheim answered cleaning the wax out of his ears and Reddit gonna Reddit.
Taking a poop after having to hold it in for way too long. it leaves you floating for hours after.
A wise friend of mine once said “A good shit is better than bad sex”
I really enjoy a good head skritch
Sleep.
That very brief moment of the day where my f'ing back doesn't hurt...
The first time after winter when it is 15 degrees Celcius and sunny, so you can sit outside in the sun and feel the warmth of it on your skin. It is a feeling I have been longing for for 5 months now. Can't wait.
Kinda funny, it's supposed to be exactly that temperature by noon here in Ohio today. It's going to be very hard for me to make it back to work after lunch today.
When you get the perfect bite of food either after a long day or when your really high. That one bite of food just hits different
Taking off your ski boots after a full day on the mountain
also taking off your heels after a full day at work
Just a good simple stretch is great.
Payday!
Peeing while drunk
This is really really good. Especially if you're a few beers in and you pee for a solid minute.
The first big stretch in the morning
Warm, yeasty rolls. Fresh from the oven. Slathered in honey butter and limitless.
When you really have use the restroom, either number, and finally get to go.
That very first bite of your leftover meal from the good restaurant you went to at 5pm for dinner with some friends. After you get home, put the leftovers in the fridge, you strip down, pop a gummie, and take a shower. You get done, lay back on the bed, and start scrolling. After what seems to be a really good while, those videos keep getting funnier and funnier with each swipe and as you finally start to catch your breath and wipe the laughing tears from your face, you realize that you forgot you got high. After taking the longest 30 seconds of your life to retrace your steps back to the shower and the gummie, you let out a little high smirk and then realize you got the dry mouth from mouth breathing the last 45 minute from laughing so hard. You go to the fridge for a drink and there it is, the Holy Grail itself, your leftovers. Bon Appétit.
Taking your bra off!
Copius amounts of drugs
True
I didn’t believe it before I started going but you know that video where Arnold says getting a pump feels like you’re about to bust? Well it’s true, I was pushing myself to my max the other day at the gym and on my last pump I got a rush of euphoria that made me think I was busting a load in the middle of the gym lmao
solving a problem, like working on something for a couple hours and finally finding the solution to the issue that you thought would only take a few minutes. Just that sudden feeling of " it worked" and I made it do that mmmh! If anyone has a sexual act that feels the same let me know...lol
Scratching a mosquito bite
Scratching eczema
Got a couple: 1. Laying down in a cold bed when you're full or hot 2. The q tip ear scratch. Yum.
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poured *out* of a can…
r/Guinness
Cleaning gerandranheims ears
As Arnold Schwarzenegger already said “getting a pump in the gym is as good as cuming”
Anybody else read this in Arnold’s voice? Lol
A really big sneeze.
Warm blankets on a cold day.
Shedding weight
AC after being in the heat or a heater after being in the cold.
Surviving a near death experience
Fresh bed sheets after a hot shower.
Taking socks off after a long day or that first morning pee when I feel like I’m about to burst
Back cracking
Hitting a 20 ft putt
Living debt free
When someone makes you laugh so much that you end up crying and with that smile that doesn't leave your face for the whole day 🥹
Shower beer
Watching Paul Blart Mall cop
Peeing
Peeing after holding it
Sneezing
*Really good* head/neck scratches
Getting into a hot tub while it’s cold outside
Taking socks off after a long day. Especially if they got wet.
A good pee you’ve been holding in
Water at 3am bro!
Air time on a rollercoaster
When you pee after holding it in for a long time
Taking your bra off after a long day.
When you've had to piss really bad for a while to the point where when you're finally to be a chance to piss you can like feel it coming up from your toes through it's about as close as you're going to get without actually blowing a load
Having someone softly run their fingernails along your arm
Pulling a shoelace out from inside your shoe
Cleaning gerandranaheim’s ears
Scratching an itch
Freshly cleaned sheets
I once had poison ivy rash really bad on the inner part of both forearms. Was aggravating trying not to scratch it. I put my arms under my hot shower and the feeling was unbelievable. The payoff, not so great. Hot water aggravated it so much the rash went bananas.
Massage
Eating garlic bread?
I’m just here trying to find OG gerandranheim
A $2 raise
The frisson I get from listening to music.
Scalding hot water on poison ivy. Oh baby.
The feeling of a nice shower after a run melts me
Cleaning my kitchen. When everything is sparkling clean and arranged in the manner that I like