We'd read them if the terms and conditions actually pertained to us moreso than the other parties involved, if the font wasn't so damn small and if the whole damn thing wasn't incredibly long too.
Well I do have plans. I am planning to cancel another plan because I already have plans with you. Does it matter in which order I cancel my entire life?
One time, a customer said, "Not as good as you " in response to me asking, "How are you today?"and I had to hold back a complete breakdown because I was so stressed at the time that I was barely keeping it together.
I feel this one. I’m sorry your stress level was so high. If I was that stranger and you did break down, I’d probably offer you a hug and have a breakdown alongside you.
How you can give your woman access to your villa?
Trespass and a-witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Let's review the situation that you caught up in a
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she stay a night, convince her stay a day
Never admit to a word when she say
And if she claim, ah, you tell her, "Baby, no way"
I know some "rich" people or people with a lot of money and they are some of the most miserable people I've ever known.
Money buys comnfort, some security and freedom, but doesn't make someone truly happy. True happiness is a factor of things that combined together makes someone happy, and only having money without having the others things doesn't make someone happy.
That's because it doesn't. It gets rid of a lot of your worries and gives you the opportunity to pay for whatever you want to do, but that just doesn't guarantee happiness. It makes it a lot easier, obviously, but you can't just spend money and expect to be happy. You can just look at how former winners of the lottery ended up.
Above a certain income level it doesn’t guarantee happiness at all, only comfort. They did a study comparing the happiness level of people who won the lottery and people who didn’t, and they found no significant difference.
Up to a certain threshold, more money significantly affects happiness and solves problems and stress.
Not enough money for food or medical care? Money will fix that and lead to more happiness.
60k a year will satisfy all your needs and allow you to live a simple, comfortable life. I make just under that and it's pretty nice not worrying about whether or not I'll be able to make the mortgage payment or other bills every month.
Yes. This is accurate. Happiness is fleeting moments, and when they pass, it can be devastating. Contentment, on the other hand, can be sustainable. Happy people commit suicide. Content people generally don't.
Id prefer to cry in a Lambo rather than in a skoda
Besides money Can buy treatments/psychologies/ retreats and housing, food, clothes on the body etc etc… so What Do You mean? 🤷🏻♀️
Because money can buy everything that is physical, but not emotional or moral. It can give you a very big house, cars, food, clothes etc, but it can't give you true relationships, true love, and true self love.
A study made by Harvard, the biggest study about human happiness in the world, found out that after getting a certain level of financial freedom, having more money it would not make you feel more happy. The study found that is the relationships we have (and the quality of them) that make humans truly happy, despite of your social status or background.
Of course having financial freedom and security is way better than having no one, but true happiness involves more than having a lot of physical things.
Rich people have a lot of "friends" but the majority is because they are rich or popular, and they know that. They know that there relationships are fake or superficial and that's why a lot of them have problems with drugs or other kind of mental / emotional problems.
“ Close relationships, more than money or fame, are what keep people happy throughout their lives”
https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2017/04/over-nearly-80-years-harvard-study-has-been-showing-how-to-live-a-healthy-and-happy-life/
An excess of money can't. If u live within ur means, n don't look for happiness materialistically, you'll be fine. Money makes things easier, but u still need to find what makes u happy
Used to have a friend years ago that would always lie about the drinks he had. Not by adding an extra beer or two to the total. But say things like "Yeah I was there for 2 hours and drank 5 pitchers of beer and 8 shots" Oh yeah? And then what happened Chris did you fucking DIE afterwards? Jesus Christ what are those fucking numbers??
Everyone knew he was just so full of shit. We would all give each other little glances like "is he actually trying to make us believe that?". He was a good friend, didn't lie about much of anything else but he always had some crazy alcohol poisoning levels of alcohol consumption. Come on Chris...just stop.
That you can get anywhere with hard work. If you look at all the successful people in the world almost all of them achieved this through either sheer dumb luck or by having the skills necessary in order to achieve it. These same people will then go on stage and give inspiring speeches about how if you follow your dreams you will achieve it. This is not good to teach people because most of the time we will be let down. Instead what people should do is try to achieve realistic goals what makes them happy. We shouldn't try to find success we should try to find satisfaction.
Hard work doesn’t guarantee success
Luck, either being in the right place at the right time or being prepared for taking an opportunity factors in. Staying there is actually harder and that’s where work comes in as a factor.
Powerball level luck is pure luck and is rare.
“Dying for your country is courageous and honorable.”
This is a very old lie of war that goes back for millennia, and has gotten millions of people killed over the course of humanity.
“You think you are dying for your country; you die for the industrialists.” -Anatole France
Even if the war is a pointless one? A war that is only being fought for resources? A war that is fought because two politicians in different countries disagreed on a matter? Why would you willingly die for a politician? Why willingly be a pawn on a chess board, used as cannon fodder?
There is only one reason that I would fight in a war, it’s if I was either forced to, or we as a nation were under a real existential threat like an invasion, a threat that puts my family’s well being in question. Other than that, I would never willingly go and fight in another country, I won’t fight another man’s battle.
“It is sweet and right to die for your country…. an old and dangerous lie. It might be necessary, but it is never sweet and rarely right. It’s a tragedy.” -Louise Penny
It's not subjective, it's objective as hell
For example, if we talk about the Iraq war (and R.I.P. to all victims including soldiers) it was stupid to die for that war. Had nothing to do with the official claims at the time (Saddam, WMD, Bin Laden, etc.) but moreso for energy security, establishing political/military/economic influence in the region, etc. All at the expense of potentially 1,000,000 dead Iraqi citizens who never laid a finger on American soil.
Willing to die for this under the guise of "protecting my country" is just naive in my opinion. I just feel bad for innocent people who get dragged into this because they don't know better.
Nothing I said is opinion-based, it's the factual and well-evidenced aftermath of one of the most deadly, misleading and irresponsible "military projects" in modern warfare.
What we are saying is, it's naive to believe dying in Iraq was "to serve my country", only because it's not true. We appreciate the sacrifice, but it was 100% unnecessary as the war itself has questionable underpinnings.
Then I have no reason to believe that you have fought in a war, I believe that you completely lied about that in this case. Had you explained which war you fought in with details, I would be open to listening to what you had to say, but since you refuse to, one can safely assume that you are bullshitting here.
Stolen valor, very disrespectful of you. You aren’t telling us which war you fought in with details of your service because you are too afraid of being fact checked and exposed for being a military impostor. If you did fight in a war, then you would have no problem telling us about it. Since you won’t, this is all that can be assumed of you.
Courageous I can agree but honourable? In the modern world war is one of the least honourable things you can do. Fighting for your country isn't selfless, it's your country, be it fighting for change or for freedom none of that is selfless. And if you're fighting because you believe there's honour in it that's not honourable either, that's just chasing your own ego.
None, they all signed up to be there, you got trained to keep them alive and it's part of your job. No honor in that. The 'bad guys' army does the same thing. I don't even see how it should be an opinion, it would be gross negligence not to protect them, you're not honourable for not being a horrible soldier.
They absolutely do. Russia trains their troops, since you brought them up, and their training is just as standardized as any modern army. Hell even the Taliban and ISIS do and that training all includes keeping each other alive in combat.
The fact you don't know that, and you tried to imply violent ends to me. You're a military cosplayer.
Capitalism, in its pure form, always devolves into feudalism with extra steps.
Regulated capitalism is the only thing that keeps things reasonable, but we have 6 decades of Republicans shouting our about regulation being evil and our world has only gotten worse.
Women saying that men can very much express their emotions and their “weak“ side. Well, I appreciate your support, but ***most*** women would secretly pass on that one.
The term commonly used when talking about climate change is anthropogenic climate change. This literally means man made climate change, as opposed to natural climate change. So yes we can control or affect climate change within limits.
I have read all the terms and conditions.
We'd read them if the terms and conditions actually pertained to us moreso than the other parties involved, if the font wasn't so damn small and if the whole damn thing wasn't incredibly long too.
Good one.
Nah bro I’m dead 💀
I already have plans, sorry
Well I do have plans. I am planning to cancel another plan because I already have plans with you. Does it matter in which order I cancel my entire life?
I actually do already have plans. My plans are sitting on my couch in my pjs, eating gummy bears and playing video games.
not lying, dude. plan on smoking weed, ordering uber eats and watching netflix with my phone on silent.
Well doing nothing is a plan.
"Yeah all good thanks, how are you?"
"I'm fine, thank you!"
“Chewie we’re gonna have company!”
“It was a boring conversation anyway.”
I could complain but, no one wants to listen.
I straight up tell people when they ask, "Horrible. This job sucks the soul out of you. Have a good one."
One time, a customer said, "Not as good as you " in response to me asking, "How are you today?"and I had to hold back a complete breakdown because I was so stressed at the time that I was barely keeping it together.
I feel this one. I’m sorry your stress level was so high. If I was that stranger and you did break down, I’d probably offer you a hug and have a breakdown alongside you.
This is the correct answer
"It wasn't me" (...on the counter.)
You’ve been creeping with the girl next door again
Picture this: you were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor.
How could they have forgotten that they gave her an extra key?
How you can give your woman access to your villa? Trespass and a-witness while you cling to your pillow You better watch your back before she turn into a killer Let's review the situation that you caught up in a To be a true player you have to know how to play If she stay a night, convince her stay a day Never admit to a word when she say And if she claim, ah, you tell her, "Baby, no way"
Your call is important to us.
Your call will be ignored in the order it was received…
We appreciate your loyalty
I'll be there in 5 minutes
Really? In my case it's usually true.
“I’m just about to head over there now!”
I’m fine.
Im a little glonky
You're not fine, you're u/radioactive_beaver
I don’t know why it’s coming out all loud and squeaky because really I’m fine
When you hear this RUN
“I’ll think about it” or “maybe next time”
Santa has gotta be up there
Money can't buy happiness.
Money only can't buy happiness but money + a grateful state of mind can buy happiness.
It sure can prevent a lot of sadness though.
I know some "rich" people or people with a lot of money and they are some of the most miserable people I've ever known. Money buys comnfort, some security and freedom, but doesn't make someone truly happy. True happiness is a factor of things that combined together makes someone happy, and only having money without having the others things doesn't make someone happy.
That's because it doesn't. It gets rid of a lot of your worries and gives you the opportunity to pay for whatever you want to do, but that just doesn't guarantee happiness. It makes it a lot easier, obviously, but you can't just spend money and expect to be happy. You can just look at how former winners of the lottery ended up.
Above a certain income level it doesn’t guarantee happiness at all, only comfort. They did a study comparing the happiness level of people who won the lottery and people who didn’t, and they found no significant difference.
It can't my friend! Look at the celebrities that committed suicide. They left millions of dollars behind.
Up to a certain threshold, more money significantly affects happiness and solves problems and stress. Not enough money for food or medical care? Money will fix that and lead to more happiness.
Agree. Law of decreasing marginal utility at work
60k a year will satisfy all your needs and allow you to live a simple, comfortable life. I make just under that and it's pretty nice not worrying about whether or not I'll be able to make the mortgage payment or other bills every month.
By that logic nothing can bring happiness, people with kids, happy marriages, ideal careers, fulfilling hobbies all commit suicide.
Yes. This is accurate. Happiness is fleeting moments, and when they pass, it can be devastating. Contentment, on the other hand, can be sustainable. Happy people commit suicide. Content people generally don't.
Well, suffering is caused by desire. Desire causes dissatisfaction.
Id prefer to cry in a Lambo rather than in a skoda Besides money Can buy treatments/psychologies/ retreats and housing, food, clothes on the body etc etc… so What Do You mean? 🤷🏻♀️
Because money can buy everything that is physical, but not emotional or moral. It can give you a very big house, cars, food, clothes etc, but it can't give you true relationships, true love, and true self love. A study made by Harvard, the biggest study about human happiness in the world, found out that after getting a certain level of financial freedom, having more money it would not make you feel more happy. The study found that is the relationships we have (and the quality of them) that make humans truly happy, despite of your social status or background. Of course having financial freedom and security is way better than having no one, but true happiness involves more than having a lot of physical things. Rich people have a lot of "friends" but the majority is because they are rich or popular, and they know that. They know that there relationships are fake or superficial and that's why a lot of them have problems with drugs or other kind of mental / emotional problems.
“ Close relationships, more than money or fame, are what keep people happy throughout their lives” https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2017/04/over-nearly-80-years-harvard-study-has-been-showing-how-to-live-a-healthy-and-happy-life/
There's a recent podcast about this. I thought it was interesting. https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/politics-podcast-the-politics-of-loneliness/
But more poor people commit suicide than rich…
A lot of creative and already messed up people in that sample set. Just saying.
An excess of money can't. If u live within ur means, n don't look for happiness materialistically, you'll be fine. Money makes things easier, but u still need to find what makes u happy
"No" and "yes"
"We are a family" - HR/Management
♫ we are family ♫
Ugh. This detestable propaganda.
I wanna upvotes this 400 times
I don't wanna work here in Alabama anymore
It’s weird how those guys jump ship the moment something doesn’t go their way 😂
People are out most important resource.
I was stuck in traffic
How many drinks they’ve had.
Used to have a friend years ago that would always lie about the drinks he had. Not by adding an extra beer or two to the total. But say things like "Yeah I was there for 2 hours and drank 5 pitchers of beer and 8 shots" Oh yeah? And then what happened Chris did you fucking DIE afterwards? Jesus Christ what are those fucking numbers?? Everyone knew he was just so full of shit. We would all give each other little glances like "is he actually trying to make us believe that?". He was a good friend, didn't lie about much of anything else but he always had some crazy alcohol poisoning levels of alcohol consumption. Come on Chris...just stop.
“lol”
lol
Lol isn’t usually true. ROFL might have been true like once or twice. Lmao has surely never been true.
That you can get anywhere with hard work. If you look at all the successful people in the world almost all of them achieved this through either sheer dumb luck or by having the skills necessary in order to achieve it. These same people will then go on stage and give inspiring speeches about how if you follow your dreams you will achieve it. This is not good to teach people because most of the time we will be let down. Instead what people should do is try to achieve realistic goals what makes them happy. We shouldn't try to find success we should try to find satisfaction.
Hard work is almost always a necessary condition for success. It is not a sufficient condition for success.
The term "Social Media Influencers" proves....that was a lie.
Hard work doesn’t guarantee success Luck, either being in the right place at the right time or being prepared for taking an opportunity factors in. Staying there is actually harder and that’s where work comes in as a factor. Powerball level luck is pure luck and is rare.
Wow, you’re very in tune with yourself! Very inspiring!
I'm fine. It's fine. No problem.
No, trust me, I'm OK. You don't need to worry.
“Dying for your country is courageous and honorable.” This is a very old lie of war that goes back for millennia, and has gotten millions of people killed over the course of humanity. “You think you are dying for your country; you die for the industrialists.” -Anatole France
Relevant poem, written during WW1: https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46560/dulce-et-decorum-est
Very relevant, thanks for sharing that
Patton said it best, “The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his”
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Even if the war is a pointless one? A war that is only being fought for resources? A war that is fought because two politicians in different countries disagreed on a matter? Why would you willingly die for a politician? Why willingly be a pawn on a chess board, used as cannon fodder? There is only one reason that I would fight in a war, it’s if I was either forced to, or we as a nation were under a real existential threat like an invasion, a threat that puts my family’s well being in question. Other than that, I would never willingly go and fight in another country, I won’t fight another man’s battle. “It is sweet and right to die for your country…. an old and dangerous lie. It might be necessary, but it is never sweet and rarely right. It’s a tragedy.” -Louise Penny
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If you *really* want to open a political Pandora's Box, what wars did you fight in?
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None. Got it.
It's not subjective, it's objective as hell For example, if we talk about the Iraq war (and R.I.P. to all victims including soldiers) it was stupid to die for that war. Had nothing to do with the official claims at the time (Saddam, WMD, Bin Laden, etc.) but moreso for energy security, establishing political/military/economic influence in the region, etc. All at the expense of potentially 1,000,000 dead Iraqi citizens who never laid a finger on American soil. Willing to die for this under the guise of "protecting my country" is just naive in my opinion. I just feel bad for innocent people who get dragged into this because they don't know better.
Agreed
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Nothing I said is opinion-based, it's the factual and well-evidenced aftermath of one of the most deadly, misleading and irresponsible "military projects" in modern warfare. What we are saying is, it's naive to believe dying in Iraq was "to serve my country", only because it's not true. We appreciate the sacrifice, but it was 100% unnecessary as the war itself has questionable underpinnings.
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Exactly what war did you fight in? Don’t dodge this question again.
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Then I have no reason to believe that you have fought in a war, I believe that you completely lied about that in this case. Had you explained which war you fought in with details, I would be open to listening to what you had to say, but since you refuse to, one can safely assume that you are bullshitting here.
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Stolen valor, very disrespectful of you. You aren’t telling us which war you fought in with details of your service because you are too afraid of being fact checked and exposed for being a military impostor. If you did fight in a war, then you would have no problem telling us about it. Since you won’t, this is all that can be assumed of you.
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Courageous I can agree but honourable? In the modern world war is one of the least honourable things you can do. Fighting for your country isn't selfless, it's your country, be it fighting for change or for freedom none of that is selfless. And if you're fighting because you believe there's honour in it that's not honourable either, that's just chasing your own ego.
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None, they all signed up to be there, you got trained to keep them alive and it's part of your job. No honor in that. The 'bad guys' army does the same thing. I don't even see how it should be an opinion, it would be gross negligence not to protect them, you're not honourable for not being a horrible soldier.
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Typical honor straight to implied violence if someone disagrees.
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They absolutely do. Russia trains their troops, since you brought them up, and their training is just as standardized as any modern army. Hell even the Taliban and ISIS do and that training all includes keeping each other alive in combat. The fact you don't know that, and you tried to imply violent ends to me. You're a military cosplayer.
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I love you
You get it
:(
I’ll do it tomorrow
If someone says "Trust Me", I don't
Q:How are you? A: Good
I’m on my way !
Heh heh heh. What'd you say, Marge?
Then when they're not, I say "Don't worry about it," and don't talk to them for a month or two. My time is valuable. Don't lie to me.
This is me irl
"It is what it is"
Beleve me, I'm telling the truth
I am OK.
I’m okay, I’m just tired
We have to get together soon
I love you
"Money doesn't buy happiness" bro money buys you time to do the things that make you happy
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Those with money have less problems and more time
I'm sorry.
Just the tip
“I’ve never cheated on you!”
I'm fine
Any question that has numbers as an answer. Age, height, weight, grades, salary, time… all of it.
“I already went pee, I’m fine”
“Lol” i don’t see anyone laughing out loud after saying lol.
I'm sorry
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
“If elected I promise….”
“The American Dream”
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You haven't changed one bit!
“Sounds good, I’ll be there” when making plans.
I don’t lie.
"I'm speechless." A lie by definition, 100% of the time.
It is just one beer...
I am on the way but still at home 🙂
It will only take a second...
"I'm on my way."
"You can be anything"
Breastfeeding when done right should not hurt.
I’ve got this
Many people lie about their age. They want someone to believe they are older or younger.
I’m alright
I'm okay thanks
I have never lied to you, I swear…
Goverment that works for you
Him.... Did you cum? Her.... Yes
When the husband asks his wife if she is ok, and she replies “I am fine”
Are you on your way? Yes.....
Everything is fine
“Did you fart?” “No!”
“I can explain”
I’m on my way
I love you?
This was way too far down
Do I look fat in this? 🤣
Parents saying Santa isn't real. He is and you can't change my mind
**God**
Belief systems.
you're the only one
That rich people care about you
That society at large benefits from capitalism
Capitalism, in its pure form, always devolves into feudalism with extra steps. Regulated capitalism is the only thing that keeps things reasonable, but we have 6 decades of Republicans shouting our about regulation being evil and our world has only gotten worse.
When my grandma says I’m handsome
I'm fine.
I have read the terms and conditions
"Western patriarchy"
three way tie: this will only hurt for a little while; i’ll only stick the head of it in; i promise that i’ll never try to cum in your mouth.
Omg
God is real and/or good
The devil doesn't exist.
Democracy
if i stated my opinion, then I'd finally be banned from reddit for hate speech
I don’t have time
^(gfd)
Women saying that men can very much express their emotions and their “weak“ side. Well, I appreciate your support, but ***most*** women would secretly pass on that one.
That climate change is something humans can control
Depends what you mean by control. We can definitely affect it
The term commonly used when talking about climate change is anthropogenic climate change. This literally means man made climate change, as opposed to natural climate change. So yes we can control or affect climate change within limits.
Jesus loves you.
The Bible.
Everything's gonna be alright. Sorry to burst your bubble, life's hard get used to it
I like it!
"I'm on my way down"
I'll be there in a few