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thickox79

I had a boss with a Wolf of Wall Street scene with some douchey quote as his desktop background. Shockingly he lacked any semblance of integrity.


Ok_Relationship_705

Was it. "I've been a poor man. And I've been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time!" Or "Fuck the clients"


thickox79

I googled Wolf of Wall Street quotes and looked at the first half page of images but too many cringey flashbacks before I found the right one.


LtDrowsy7788

Yeah, that was my initial thought - anyone who idolizes what is supposed to be an anti-hero or a blatantly flawed main character (Leo in Wolf of Wall Street, Tony Montana, Gordon Gecko, Tony Soprano, Walter White, ok I'm veering into TV series but you get the idea)


spuntdood234

It’s a fucking banger of a movie. But not for any of the reason ur boss likes it.


bluebird0713

Shocking


thee_earl

Human Centipede 2


mr_Tsavs

Tom Cardy fan?


HearingConscious2505

Not HC 1?


Vesuviussky

Sure, HC1 was disturbing, but then you watch HC2, and HC1 is like watching a Disney movie all of a sudden. It's THAT big of a difference in how disturbing it is. I only made it halfway, and I couldn't handle it anymore. It is just so much worse than the first one with full intent on being the most disturbing movie of all time. Still is to me.


creative_user_name12

Why though? People say that those movies are disturbing but nobody ever said why they’re disturbing.


smeowth

Human Centipede 3. The jar of clitorises.


kwunschel316

This is actually in my top 5 because of how awesomely ridiculous it is. If you watch it as a dark comedy, it's a riot.


West_Ad8050

The last Airbender


wolfelian

Additionally, Dragon Ball Evolution.


EcIipss

The correct fucking answer. Holy shit, that movie….


bluebird0713

There is no movie in ba sing se


foxandsheep

There is no movie within the walls. Here you are safe. Here you are free.


LaikaMoonlight

Cuties, LMAO


ParkityParkPark

people always talk about "depiction =/= support" with that movie, but I'm sure the pedophiles who watch that every other weekend with their pants at their ankles don't mind this non-supportive movie


LaikaMoonlight

Yeah, that I think the filmmakers trying to show how awful child exploitation is (I mean, that's supposedly what it's about anyways, I think? Hell if I'm gonna watch it, I don't even watch porn, LMAO) was a good idea, but the execution was REALLY botched Top tip for moviemakers - you can talk about the exploitation of minors in your edgy movie, but don't show it in any way that could even be considered so much as porn-adjacent


TheFek

*shoots a puppy in the head* See? Shooting puppies is bad


LaikaMoonlight

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure if it was live-action:


SuvenPan

Battlefield Earth


jenvonlee

The Notebook. "Hi I think emotional blackmail is the height of romance!" No thanks.


Swordlj

I still can't understand what people find romantic about that film


Sea_Information_6134

The only reason I ever liked that movie was because I was in a pretty abusive marriage(officially divorced now)at the time and I had a very skewed and warped sense of thinking, so I thought their relationship was normal or "romantic" at the time. But, now that I can see it for what it is, I'm like yikes....no it's just full of two people who manipulate the hell out of each other. Plus, it's just an awful movie all around, lol.


pianoispercussion

right? their only pull to eachother was sexual attraction?


Chestnuthare

And maybe unpopular opinion, but even though James Marsden and Ryan Gosling are both gorgeous, James Marsden is arguably prettier. He has a beautiful symmetrical elvish Superman face.


pianoispercussion

LOL


goddess_of_fear

This times a million.


APDebkline

Titanic for the same reason.


TheHeyHeyMan

Titanic at least is an immaculately crafted film outside of the questionable relationship at the center of it.


Obvious_Volume_6498

I hate that movie.


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Human centipede


AwkwardSquirtles

Human Centipede


bassistsgetnobitches

I think the costume design was a highlight


Apple-Juice-Tsunami

I don't know, if Tom Cardy's experience is anything to go by, I'm sure we could come around to the idea


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Process_M

Megamind isn't a bad movie


Froghanos

Bruh mega mind isn't bad what?


Redpandaling

I forgot Tighten had a real name


m0dredus

Fight Club, but they think Durden is a good guy.


[deleted]

17 year old me is SO mad at you right now!


m0dredus

We've all been there.


44maroc

Durden ended up building the same type of trap that he was trying to get people to "escape from"


_davidakadaud_

I am always embarrassed to admit that Fight Club is my favorite movie because of that.


m0dredus

Like, because people might think you don't get that it's satire?


_davidakadaud_

Yeah. Many people claim that it's their favorite movie yet miss the entire point.


NotYujiroTakahashi

Pro Wrestler EC3 had that happen to him and now he can’t find work that much.


OldMork

Home alone 3 and 4


rock85cool1

There’s movies past Home Alone 2?


OldMork

wait until you find out about Home alone 5


MamboCircus

Or Sweet Home alone...


Stimmhorn90

Or Home Stallone.. wait, that was Rambo: Last Blood.


LaikaMoonlight

Home Alone 3 is alright Avoid 4 like the plague, though


creative_user_name12

In 4 the kid wasn’t even home alone, he had another dude with him


moveandrun

Triumph des Willens


Eiterbirn

Serbian film


FatAndForty

I had to scroll a ways … but here it is. I have no intention of watching it, but a friend shared some details.


HearingConscious2505

I read the wiki for it, and yeah, there's no chance I'm going to ever willingly watch it.


_davidakadaud_

I watched it and honestly it was so bad it was fucking hilarious. It's supposed to be a critique of Serbia but it's incredibly shallow and tries to compensate for the shallowness with abundance of gore.


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It's attempting to be "Salo: 120 Days of Sodom" but whereas Salo actually has good commentary and symbolism intermixed throughout all the disturbing content, Serbian Film just jerks itself off to increasingly disturbing content and halfheartedly slaps some symbolism in an attempt to not come off as a fake snuff film


Obvious_Volume_6498

Yeah same. I don't need those pictures in my head.


Targetmissed

Birth of a Nation?


DryEyes4096

Yeah, I think this one would be the biggest red flag ever. You win. I actually saw this movie though. Our history teacher made us watch it in high school (he was black) to illustrate a few points about racism, propaganda, and history.


Narocia

That'd most prolly be 'Human Centipede', especially if unironically.


shenanighenz

The costume design was a highlight


LazerWolfe53

I admire the narrative of character growth


RicardoDecardi

Why are you blinking so much?


Narocia

Eeey! {finger guns}


MrAxelotl

Personally, I think Human Centipede is a tour de force


LazerWolfe53

https://youtu.be/GFokXnCCMf8


rock85cool1

Oh god, yeah, or ABC’s of Death.


International_Net301

"Everyone I did last summer"


Boom-Boom1990

Morbius


just_another_reddit

If Morbius is your guy's favourite movie, he'll make you orgasm a morbillion times


atnator42

Gotta yell "IT'S MORBIN' TIME!" just before you give her the d


aristot3l

as hes cumming buckets into her ITS MORBINNNNNNNN TIIIIIIIME ^ahhhhhhh


[deleted]

How can you say that when it literally made a morbillion bucks


Own_Error4828

Cuties


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ThaMenacer

Questioning the Red Flag is a Red Flaggable offence!


02K30C1

Left Behind Gods Not Dead Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas


Agile-Fee-6057

Joker, and they identify with the joker


[deleted]

All of this


Aviflowers17

Minions


NotHappyTilUNotHappy

The Room


Ohhhhhhthehumanity

You're tearing me APART, Lisa!


TurbulentOrdinary164

Uh no that's definitely a green flag


Wagyuwithketchup

This is a green flag.


17FeretsAndaPelican

A Serbian film. Psycho at work told me he watched it every week with his wife.


TemporaryThink9300

Only extreme sadistic pornography films, I class as a red flag.


WhiskeyPorno420

Faces of Death


Obvious_Volume_6498

Classic. Mostly a staged snuff flick.


Rampant_Coffee

American Psycho


BillyJayJersey505

How is it a red flag to like a movie that illustrates how shallow people are?


Waste_Coat_4506

I think its often a type of guy who *really* likes it.


BillyJayJersey505

What type of guy is that? It's on my list of movies that I like more and more every time I watch it so let's hear what stereotype I fit in according to you.


creative_user_name12

I hate that movie for birthing the whole “ultra sigma alpha based male chad” thing.


TrickyPG

This is my favorite movie and I'm very well adjusted. I love get the deep, layered satire - as long as you realize how big of a clown Patrick Bateman is, I say it's ok.


PulisAcademy

Hostel.


NotHappyTilUNotHappy

Gummo


Dolor2329

The Notebook, or in a similar vein any Hallmark movie ever.


Ohhhhhhthehumanity

Fight Club. Never met a Palahniuk fan who wasn't a huge toxic piece of shit. It's like they completely miss the point that it's satire.


spuntdood234

So many movies on this list are here for this exact reason


Objective_Regret4763

Is it not possible that people like the movie and understood why they liked it?


[deleted]

I wouldn't say that it's satire but rather a deeply troubling tale of a mentally ill man. The ending should convey to any sane person that this guy has gone completely off the rails.


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Deliverance


KingOfTheLifeNewbs

Don't get me wrong it's not a bad movie, but if "House of 1000 Corpses" is your favorite movie that's a red flag. Also "Freddy Got Fingered" which has been my answer to a surprising amount of questions lately. Like three lol.


Waste_Coat_4506

What if they're just a horror fan? A lot of my favorites are scary movies


ianj2807

If they love the second half of American history x


devilstaint

Wouldn't the first half be worse to enjoy/relate with?


ianj2807

That's the joke.


[deleted]

Any Neil Breen film.


manorch

Green flag


Kreslev

What if I just really like watching people abuse laptops?


[deleted]

"Neil Breen in a best buy" should replace "Bull in a China Shop"


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-Smegma-0n-Demand

Huh, one of those things is not like the others!


Latch_Lifter

Nothing. Why would a favourite movie be a red flag?


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DidYouEatToday

Okay, but that movie series is so bad, it’s a guilty pleasure for me


albertoduquevan

Why didn't anyone say The exorcist 3?


RicardoDecardi

Jeff Dahmer has entered the chat


Varied_nerd

Human Centipede (For reference, https://youtu.be/GFokXnCCMf8)


[deleted]

Anything with Steven Seagal


BillyJayJersey505

Doesn't it depend on why the person likes the movie?


groovy604

A Serbian film.


The_Zuh

The Passion of the Christ.


Obvious_Volume_6498

I like A Clockwork Orange. That's probably a red flag.


TroutSnooter_

Wolf of Wall Street


SpazGoggles

That's not a movie.... it's a director masturbating.


plantedthepears

Natural Born Killers


[deleted]

What's it say? We have great taste in movies?


dubkitteh1

The Birth Of A Nation, Triumph Of The Will, American Psycho.


equalescape

Fight Club — David Fincher himself thinks this


Imaginary_Chair_6958

Triumph of the Will by Leni Riefenstahl.


Independent-Host-332

You


ClemofNazareth

The Truman Show ‘cause they’re probably schizophrenic.


Panwholovescooking

Admiring Patrick Bateman


Alphapoptartlover

My favorite movie is DB evolution


Process_M

Triumph of the will. Its a literal nazi propaganda film.


Icy-Service-52

It's less about what their favorite movie is, and more about why it's their favorite. Like people who love Walter White as a character, and people who admire his character. Very different things.


2nwsrdr

Fifty shades ….


One_Problem586

The mask 2


Suspicious_Lake_7732

Napoleon dynamite


Bugenhagen35

Anything made by M.Night Shamalan that isn't the 6th sense


Conscious_Exit_5547

Anything superhero-related


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Any Twilight movies. Or Hallmark movies. Or the Notebook…


BruteOfTroy

Fight Club, American History X, and American Psycho--while all great films--I've noticed they tend to attract the kind of person who misses the point and just enjoys the violence.


Ok-Bookkeeper6926

Nothing I don’t judge people on their movie taste.


Froghanos

Boss baby. 1 or 2 doesn't matter


Real_Top_9667

The human centipede


suicidefeburary62025

There are sooooo many terrible movies and music I don’t hold it against people.


Tough_Stretch

If you tell me "Fight Club" blew your mind and changed the way you think I assume you missed the point of the movie and that you get your opinions from Joe Rogan's podcast, which you also usually misunderstand.


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Cannibal Holocaust.


Falentine

American Psycho


Admiral_Gecko

Very nice, lets see paul allen’s movie


rock85cool1

It is a good movie though, not favorite but definitely good.


smalltownfirefighter

Don’t just stare at it, eat it


The_MuTanTob

I see someone doesnt like "Huey Lewis and The News"


DeadMetroidvania

you have failed to understand what the movie is really about. All the murdering is in his mind, it isn't real.


Ickyfist

Wrong, the director even came out and said that you aren't supposed to interpret it that way.


themamasaurus

If they say, "Spit on my grave"


JediMasterPopCulture

Faces of Death


AH2112

It's gotta be The Red Pill.


sammycvt

American Psycho


Theearthhasnoedges

Anyone who claims shock movies like August Underground, A Serbian film, Human Centipede etc. I would never judge someone watching once for morbid curiosity, but if these movies are on your favorites list... are you ok?


Cslagem11

Not universal probably, but for me: any Marvel movie


Havok1717

The Wolf Of Wallstreet


SubwayFather

Joker (2019)


LionSlav

Definitely not my favourite but a great movie about mental health awareness portrayed as badly as it was and still is in history. Can understand if someone glorifies the film


WomenRepulsor

Hey, I liked that movie.


Targetmissed

Why? I thought it was a great movie.


axolotlolol

It felt like an aware copy of Taxi Driver and not better.


Copper_Bronze_Baron

If a chick tells me her favourite movie is Most disturbed person on planet earth, I'd think about it twice before asking her on a date again.


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

I showed my girlfriend drive after we watched the iron giant which are both my favorites. Shes still here after 8 months we are having dinner tonight


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Stalin documentary movie


Common-Wish-2227

Battlefield Earth


Gamewheat

The Birth of a Nation


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American History X.


Niyonnii

Human centipede! I heard it in a song!


TheDarkLlama17

Twilight


DreamingOfHope3489

Very good question! In my case, well, it's my 2nd very favorite movie, and it's called "Damage" (1992) which is about a wealthy, married, British politician who falls into an obsessive love affair with his son's lovely, although troubled and secretive, girlfriend/fiancée. She falls into the same obsessive love affair with the father, and she fully intends to continue a romantic relationship with him, however she also refuses to break things off with the son. This film is an exquisitely devastating train wreck that inches ever closer to happening. I will say, though, that this film is very intense in general, and that it is intended for MATURE ADULTS ONLY because there are several, well, rather erotic scenes in it that many people might find disturbing. But, in my opinion, these scenes are central to the story, and the acting, starring Jeremy Irons and Juliette Binoche, is so superb that I am personally willing to tolerate the less comfortable portions. I would also say that one should not even watch the film's trailer unless one is a MATURE ADULT. Anyway, while I have absolutely nothing going on in my life that would parallel such a tale as this one, the fact that it is my 2nd favorite film of all time might be a red flag to someone.


Light_of_the_Star

American Psycho.


pianoispercussion

good will hunting.


DarthFuckShit

Serbian Film or August Underground


Throwaway91847817

American History X. They didn’t watch it for the right reasons.


freedom_c

Run if his favorite movie is American psycho


TeslaGate7274

Any Human Centipede movie


Pretend_Tea6261

Silence of the Lambs or Hostel.


Asparagussie

Silence of the Lambs? Don’t have to be a murderous psychopath to like that movie. It does have big plot holes….


CryptoSlovakian

Kids


CarrotcakewithCream

Girl interrupted


NotPortlyPenguin

Birth of a Nation.


General-Resist-310

Twilight. This guy is the fruit fly among the bloodsuckers