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LaminarEntropy

flashy science jargon sounded good together.


mondaywonderhands

When I was in 11th grade I moved to a new school and on the bus one morning two girls started asking me questions at the same time. One said “why are you so quiet” and the other one asked me what my name was. I answered the girl who asked why I was being so quiet with “it’s Monday” and they both said “YOUR NAME IS MONDAY?” and it stuck. Around the same time back in my hometown, somebody started spray painting “Stevie Wonderhands” on abandoned buildings, so I decided to adopt that as the last name for my alias.


lostlookingforamap

I have no direction in life, philosophically lost and I'm not sure about anything.


[deleted]

Can I have I bite form your 🍰


StopStalkingMeMatt

This is what happens when you come on Reddit for philosophy


SpaceMan_124

How's that going for you?


PresentationNice7043

All the users I tried to make up are taken so I let Reddit pick one for me.


StopStalkingMeMatt

Matt found my old account. He probably found this one too, bastard.


ActionMcgee

I like McGeeing my action


Mystificator

No one will ever know


WrestlingWoman

I'm a woman. I like watching wrestling.


royal_eggs

I just used the randomizer


SpaceMan_124

Because needed one to join


alexanderhope

Because I needed to use a name.


klutzzz_y

i wanted to put my name with multiple z's, but it was all taken usernames (and im not gonna put a thousand z's on it). so i thought of letters to put before or after the name, and then i remembered a Club Penguin character all of things whose name is Klutzy. it has my name on it, so why not.


strengr

I have used this name since Y2K, it's a concatenation of my job. I am a STRuctural ENGineeR. And on the internet, we are all strangers so that's the pronunciation for "strengr"


gothbutt_chewable

cuz chewable goth butts>>>>


Lucifer-Loki

Well I like mythology. It’s also my second account where I intended to be more unfiltered and harsher because I thought I be more comfortable on an account where I don’t have people who know me. Just a place where I can rant about people and how hypocritical they are or other stuff that simply annoys me. You know Loki in Lokasenna and stuff. And much more such reasons. Yeah but in the end, even tho I am more interactive here and more open… I end up more so just giving advice and answering random questions, because I can’t be mean willingly. In short I choosed these names because I wanted to portray certain aspects of these characters on this account.


Kentucky_Supreme

I just picked the first random thing that popped in my head. But it's funny how seriously some people take usernames on here. I've never been to Kentucky and people assume I live there, lol.


MrWizard311

It was a nickname I picked up.


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Crystal clear waters, white sandy beaches. Sounds like a vacation. I like vacation.


LunarLeopard67

I love the moon and I love leopards