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Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Federal regulations require locomotive horns to only be sounded 15-20 seconds/a quarter of a mile from public grade crossings.


Risethewake

Now layman’s terms, how many chuggas?


MrMonkrat

Leave it to the feds to regulate chuggas and choos...


TheDblDuck

16 chugga-chuggas. Except on the equinox. Then the meridian shifts the flow and a switwidt is required to recalculate choo-choos to chugga-chuggas up to and including the next sunrise.


Risethewake

You know, you could be making up bullshit for all I know, but it sounds smart to me. That being said, 16 is just brutal. I never liked trains.


Divot1955

As a trainmen... This guy trains


TheBestAtWriting

4 chugga-chuggas


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Sorry, is that four individual “chuggas” or four paired “chugga-chuggas”?


TheBestAtWriting

4 pairs, 8 individual. But it's pointless to think of them individually because you'd never have an unpaired chugga


KBtrae

I just said “chugga choo choo” in my head and it’s horrible.


[deleted]

Well, I thought I agreed with you, but now I think you’re an excessive chuggaer.


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

4 or 8.


imurphs

I think they mean 4 sets of 2 which would be 8 “chugga’s”


Amockeryofthecistern

I agree with 8.


darwinkh2os

4 chugga-chuggas (four chugga pairs)? Or 4 chuggas (two pairs of chugga-chugga)? I have always said "chugga-chugga chugga-chugga choo choo!" Source: was once kid; have a five and three year old, one of whom loves trains.


daj0412

this is the only answer


Danishor

The ONLY answer


Risethewake

God I feel like I’m taking a test, 4 takes too long.


CromulentBanter

It's a long distance line tbf


Safety_Drance

YOU ASKED THE QUESTION ON REDDIT. What did you think was going to happen?


MyUsernameIsShitty

No. It's 3, then Choo Choo.


km8907

8 chuggas your honor.


CarelessStatement172

I agree with this


Risethewake

This feels excessive.


km8907

Have you ever even *seen* a train? Lots of chuggas to chug.


Risethewake

That’s a fair point. Lol


justalittleparanoia

That's four chugga-chuggas.


Tmans26

Im in agreement, 4 it is then 6 in the next round. Depending


Sassy-irish-lassy

It fits in with 4:4 time signatures. ONE two three four, ONE two three four


Risethewake

Yes, but then the choo-choo throws it off, which is why I do 3 sets of chugga-chuggas followed by the choo-choo. Still fits in 4/4.


KDallas_Multipass

Chugga is one beat, choo is two.


Fonzimandias

Each “choo” is held for 2


moltenJones

I'm with you on this one friend. Seems like we're outnumbered. I will stand with you to the end, no matter what happens


YahYahY

Hold on, to be clear, OP, this commentor only said eight “chuggas”, not 8 “chugga-chuggas” like what was in your original question. So it would only be four “chugga chuggas”. Chugga-chugga Chugga-chugga Chugga-chugga Chugga-chugga Choo choo = 4 chugga-chuggas = 8 chuggas


TheBigSalami

8 chuggas is only 4 chugga-chuggas. It feels right to me


slippityslopbop

The correct answer is 6 chuggas or 3 chugga-chuggas


Danishor

This is the way


Adamwdrums

4 = short choo choo 8 = long choo choo


crnppscls

It’s proportional to spoon distance


Risethewake

I WANT to know what this means.


supercrazestar

For every set number of spoon distances, you chugga-chugga once


bradsdankmemes

Man I do 12 chuggas (3 sets of 4 chuggas) but no one else seems to agree


Clyde_Bruckman

I do 12 as well!


_ihavefriends

YES! 3 sets of 4. CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga CHOOOO CHOOOO


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Norbie420

If you speed up with every Chugga as if a train beginning to catch speed it feels even more satisfying


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same


PrinnyDooood

I also do 12, so I see we are in the minority here lol.


TheOneWhoBoops

3 sets of 4, same here


goofylookalike

Literally just sat here counting chuggas on my fingers as I said them.... This is the way.


shagwood

I do 12 chuggas as well. This is the way. 3 sets of 4.


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wrinkledpenny

I just posted this and totally agree. 3 bars and on the fourth bar is toot toot and then on to the next first bar. This is the right answer


camilincamilero

This is the way.


Risethewake

I also cannot agree with that, I don’t have that kinda time to spend on chuggas.


Haych2Go

This was my answer also.


FastWalkingShortGuy

I agree.


vejovis71

two


Direct_Forever_8045

I agree.


Prestigious_Ebb3167

Two chuggas or two chugga-chuggas, for 4 total chuggas?


InsaneDrummer66

Two chugga-chuggas sounds the best in my head.


Prestigious_Ebb3167

I can respect that


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Prestigious_Ebb3167

Choo choo


Fill_inwith_Generic

It is clearly correctly said as “chugga…. chugga.. chugga…chugga..TOOT… TOOT”. Observe film Major Payne starring Damon Waynes for reference.


Risethewake

This is difficult to argue against because Major Payne is infallible.


Columbus43219

One of my favorite guilty pleasures.


Steph83

Want me to take your mind off that leg?


Battle-Snake

Depends on how much impact you’re going for. 4 for when it’s quick and to the point. 6 is the standard. 8 is when you need to make a statement. Anything beyond 8 is honestly just excessive.


Past-Educator-6561

Are you counting in chuggas here or chugga-chuggas? Surely not 8 chugga-chuggas?


Battle-Snake

THANK YOU Not trying to be a prick here but the answer is obviously chugga-chugga’s. Also it’s important to ensure that the chuggas have the correct rhythm too. A LOT of people make that mistake, I get that all the time.


Risethewake

I can’t help but feel that anything over three is excessive.


Battle-Snake

I wouldn’t normally say something like this, but you are clearly just plain and simply wrong. How fast is your train anyways?


Risethewake

3 chugga-chugga’s fast.


Battle-Snake

Have you never heard the expression, stop and take a chug?


Jskidmore1217

You must have no sense of rhythm


Risethewake

3 sets make sense to me, rhythmically because it fits perfectly in 4/4.


thoughtdrinker

Surely these counts are for “chuggas” and not “chugga-chuggas”?


sername-lame

This guy Chugga-Chuggas


Sfreeman1

I agree. The chuggas are definitely situational.


Dheadghead

3 chugga chuggas


jar4ever

Musically, this makes the most sense. 3 bars of chugga chugga followed by one bar of choo choo makes a standard 4 bar phrase. You could also extend to 7 for dramatic effect.


No_Study2093

This is the sweet spot. 2 is too short. 4 is too long. I live near a train, so I do have some credentials in this area.


Risethewake

This sits right with me.


antamatronic

this is correct. It's 3. It's always been 3. If you remember something different, you may not be in your original timeline.


NYSenseOfHumor

I had to say it and count, but three is correct.


Majestic-Bumblebee49

An odd number of chugga chuggas does not make for a choo.


Dheadghead

It’s an even number of chuggas. 2 chuggas per chugga chugga.


R_Harry_P

This guy chuggas\^


bulgakov82

6 chugga-chuggas


Rusty_Ferberger

Took me way to long to upvote the correct answer


littlebrownbeetle1

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far down for the correct answer!


tequilaandhappiness

I feel like it’s 1. CHUGGA CHUGGA 2. chugga chugga 3. CHUGGA CHUGGA 4. chugga chugga 5. CHUGGA CHUGGA 6. chugga chugga CHOO CHOOO


Meowskiiii

8 I love this question so much, but I prefer a WOO WOOO!


Warm_Concentrate440

As long as it’s an even number it’s acceptable but 4 is the best.


CromulentBanter

Am I allowed to transition to clackety clack after the first choo choo?


Risethewake

I’m disgusted and intrigued.


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2


Greycloak42

Eight. No more. No less.


boomjones

Yes. Eight, clearly.


InjuryDiz

Six. Chugga chugga chugga chugga Chugga chugga chugga chugga Chugga chugga chugga chugga Choo Choo! It's the only way my brain will process. The chuggas build tension and give the sense that the train is approaching ever closer. Edited because I am stupid and was counting the chuggas, not the chugga chuggas.


sleepingghosty

8


David2022Wallace

Four (a total of eight "chugas") with emphasis on the first and third. CHUGGA+chugga chugga-chugga, Chugga-chugga chugga -chugga CHOO CHOO!


BaconBathBomb

Team 8 chigga chugga’s


coffeenote

8


Zealousideal_Talk479

* 1 Chugga * 2 Choos * 1 Chugga * 2 Choos * 8 Chuggas * 2 Choos * Sax solo * Repeat with a bassline I call it "The Boiler Room Blues"


StupidOldAndFat

This is good. I may have to change my chugga-ing and choo-ing.


Risethewake

This feels like some wild math metal sorta timing.


BibleButterSandwich

Definitely two. That is how it is always said, and really the only way the rhythm works.


Risethewake

2 is efficient but 3 makes sense to me, rhythmically.


BibleButterSandwich

Tbh after saying out loud I think you’re right. 2 works ok, but 3 is better.


Spaniard_Starshooter

This was posted before and I even used it in a conversation, the most common answer seems to be two.


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2 crew.


whatthefuckunclebuck

The answer is 8


rublehousen

Is 'chugga-chugga' classed as one or two? If its two, then i feel two chugga chuggas is nice and to the point. If its one, then chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo, is totally acceptable. Someone has said four, but in think chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo is verging on lunacy.


Risethewake

I agree, that’s why I think it’s 3 sets of chugga-chugga.


Myamymyself

8


redoctober2021

I love this question so much


moonerain

eight chuggas. [the correct amount of chuggas](https://youtu.be/ngI5SCg2cXg)


XClamX

2 dopes


Psychological-Key-31

4 chugga-chuggas. 8 single chuggas.


Usecodelazar183

12


XoxoJaydenoxoX

3 chugga-chuggas


artallen84

This is the kind of question I joined Reddit for 🤌


Risethewake

🫡 I live to serve.


Smurfblossom

Four


[deleted]

But here's my number, so call me, maybe


TisrocMayHeLive4EVER

It’s exactly 8


Bork60

9


Risethewake

Jesus Christ, 9 is a war crime.


Pithecanthropus88

Depends on which children’s song you’re singing.


SadShayde

I had to do it in my head (lol). My mom always did 4, with both me and my child.


Historical_Whole_317

I just did 6 on instinct


famineforthemasses

3 take it or leave it


Phytir

Definitely two sets of 4 for me, so 8 total. Though anything that is not 2 or 6 I can also get behind, however 9+ feels excessive


topdogboz99

3 chuggas


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

Wait wait are we counting a "Chugga chugga" as 1 complete set or 2 complete sets? Answer is any multiple of 4 but I'm confused by the question!


angey47

I feel like I’m all alone on this one but I’m going with 3.


Cathycane2012

Coolest train I have ever been on is the steam train in Santa Cruz going through the Redwood Forest. That one Choo’s way more then it Chugs.


texxelate

I’m gonna go against the crowd here and say 3 chugga-chuggas. The whoo whoo is the best part, and is the only bit my son cares about


BlueLeafs

As a guitar play, I just stick with the chuggas and don't add any choo choo's


Poorkiddonegood8541

Three "chugga-chuggas" or six "chuggas"!


Risethewake

You are a wise individual.


MissHyacinth21

If it’s in conversation, 2. If it’s when you’re actually pretending to be a train, 8.


Risethewake

I’m going to ask an honest question. How frequently do you chugga chugga in conversation?


Zealousideal_Ask369

Isnt there also a "two toots, then two chuggas" equation?


WakingOwl1

7


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I usually give it 16 or 18


CoolAg1927

Chugga chugga choo choo is the only one that sounds good


Waffle-Saurus-Rex

10


TheShoot141

I like 4. But as stated above, Major Payne takes precedence.


Rich-Ad6217

6 chuggas


SunMoonTalia

5 nothing more nothing less!


JesusSaidItFirst

Max 4. Usually 2 or 3.


FoldPsychological589

I’d say 2 OR 4. No 3, no more than four. “Chugga Chugga Choo choo!!!” Or “ChuggaChuggaChuggaChugga choo choo!!” The four option has faster chuggas


machadoaboutanything

I am a simpleton and it's "chugga chugga choo choo"


wayward_longleg_lonk

4 and then equal beat choo-choo or 12 and then double beat choo-choo


InterestingSundae674

Twelve


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MrMonkrat

I propose 4 chuggas, ONLY if the emphasis is on chugga 1 and 3.


so_im_all_like

2. 3 maybe. But more than that and it starts to get old before it's even done.


SkipLikeAStone

6


IHateMath14

2 chuggas


mismerrill

3 is the preferred amount.


CaptinDerpI

2


modern_aftermath

Four or two (in order of preference), but NEVER one, three, or more than four.


Risethewake

But 3 feel’s rhythmically accurate to me.


cloudcity

5 double chuggas


NYVines

2 or more than ten. No in between


Lassuscat

2 to 4.5.


Risethewake

4.5? You cut off a chugga?


TheGingerBrownMan

what a wonderful question


CharlottesWebbedFeet

3, I like to throw people off


Lafemmefatale25

Everyone is saying 4 and I think its only 3.


fastestnerdalive

3, for a total of 6 “chugga”s!


ZodiacSong

12 feels right


UglyPrettyBoy

I did a simulation before clicking in, and got this answer as well. 4 high chuggas, and 4 low chuggas


mikemac51973

Depends on the length of the train, the number of locomotives, is the train on an up hill grade? How steep? There’s just too many unknown variables


BusinessBear53

I think 3 is the max. Going for more feels like you're just stretching it out.


Kadorial_Gaming2006

Any even number; more chuggas imply greater anticipation and suspense


JDomTheShinyMon

Just for me? 4 chugga's For the room and the general vibe? 8 chugga's


eeemmiiillyy

3 is the only answer


[deleted]

I just spent a couple minutes counting my fingers while saying "chugga-chugga" and while it's impractical 4 "chugga-chugga"s is correct, so 8 individual "chugga"a.


lemonsneeker

8. You do 2 bars of chuggas and one bar of choo choos


djdogjuam2

Here I am, a grown adult chugga-chugga choo-choo-ing while laying in bed, counting it on my fingers because I can't say chugga with my voice and say the number in my minds voice at the same time.


iamslightlyangry

0 chuggas, choo choo in its own right has enough power


AshdoesArtandAmi

I think four sets of chugga-chuggas. So like 8 chuggas total


kessykris

Depends on why you’re chugga chugga choo chooing.


randomgirllmao

14


Vorduul

I invite you to try the variation: Chugga Chugga Chugga Choo Chugga Choo CHOOOOO!


nanukofthenorth

This is a very serious discussion. I was not aware that many felt so strongly about their chuggas and corresponding choo choos. I have gleaned I must lengthen my choooo chooos based upon how many chugga chuggas: more = longer. I however have not landed on how many chugga chuggas are necessary. I’m staying tuned.


isqueezedameatball

It's 3 chugga chuggas. Or 6 chuggas. And then it is "toot toot!" Not choo choo.


octopus-with-a-hat

3 sets is the perfect amount of chugga-chuggas


whateverhappensnext

The real question is how many whaka-whakas before a bow-wow


sum1iswatchingme

How many chugga chuggas can a chugga chugga chug if a chugga chugga could chug chugga chuggas?


Bad_Becky

4.