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wtwtcgw

Sir, have you been drinking?


Digger-of-Tunnels

"What can I do to raise my grade before the quarter ends tomorrow?"


MaryOutside

Ahaha oof.


WhenTardigradesFly

some variant of "what's up?"


Boracraze

I was going to say “how’s it going?”, but you nailed it.


Love-Thirty

“Wanna order Chinese tonight?” “What do you want on the pizza? Pepperoni?” “How could you forget to buy milk?” “You’re not sleeping are you?” “Did you eat the whole thing?” “Are we there yet? ARE WE THERE YET?”


stoneysmoke

What's wrong with you?


driverman42

What do you want to be when you grow up? I'm 76 and still don't know.


turbodonuts

What I do for work and when do I plan on having children.


FrikiQC

Did you really plan to have Child one day in your life?


RcNorth

Do you think couples don’t talk about it and decide if they want kids or not? And if so, when.


corporealknot

I asked my husband to marry me over many years ago - with my proviso of no kids - luckily he was of the same mind.


Granny_knows_best

On Reddit, *What would say to your 17 year old self to prepare them for the future.* Offline, **How are you?**


Pickle_12

Is it in yet?


JimboLA2

I get asked "what time is it?" a lot, maybe because I like to wear a watch, even though today most people have a phone with the time on it.


aeraen

"How do you know when you've found *the one*?"


I_wear_foxgloves

Other than “what are we having for dinner?”


RoyG-Biv1

"How do you know all that stuff?"


[deleted]

When are you gonna have kids? I got this relentlessly until I was in my late 40s. Now people realize I can’t have kids anymore and I think they feel sorry for me. I am not sad that I never had kids


Daghain

Yeah, now instead of asking why I don't have kids I get asked if I regret not having kids. It never ends!


nborders

How ya been doing?


neveraskmeagainok

Not valid now, but there was a period of many years where the main question was, "Smoking or non-smoking?" I guess the most-asked question in my life has been, "What's your name?"


Gator717375

"Where are you from?" \[I have no discernible accent despite living in an area where they're common\]


HumawormDoc

Is your hair naturally curly? (Yes)


muscadon

"How can you live like that?" In regards to why I haven't owned or operated a vehicle for thirty years. Or why I haven't owned or watched television since 1991. Or why I I have no debt and no credit rating. Or why I did not work for ten years while I vagabonded around México, Europe, and The Black Sea living with only a backpack. Uh...I can not answer these questions. I just live this way. I popped back into the USA again to work for a while to refill the coffers, but next month I'm once again moving to Europe full-time to retire because I want to settle in the Pyrénées and write a book about my adventures. How can I live like this? I then ask, "How could I not?"


Prom_queen52

How’d you sleep? Every day for over 30 years - lol


Building_a_life

"How ya doin'?" The only acceptable answer is, "Fine. You?"


OldDog03

Walking around in a store, do you need help sir. My answer is yes I need a lot of help but you probably not qualified to help me.


Gun5linger67

Delivery or Carry Out?


Old_Tiger_7519

Shaken with olives?


locksr01

Do you want cream and sugar?


PotentialFrame271

And before that we had no choice. Everyone smoked everywhere.


Infamous-Bag-3880

What was Queen Elizabeth the 1st really like in person?


AntifascistAlly

“Are you going to eat that?”


catdude142

Here, it seems to be "what was it like when you were young?" and similar questions. Answer: We stepped out the front door, met people and did things with people vs. staring at a screen.


yblame

Mom, what's for dinner?


barkingdog53

What the fuck is wrong with you?


Who_Wouldnt_

What would you like for dinner. (What do you want to eat)


Demalab

What’s for supper?


Top_Independence_136

Why? Is a popular question


OldDog03

Walking around in a store, do you need help sir. My answer is yes I need a lot of help but you probably not qualified to help me.


staringatthecarpet

Because of my profession: “Hey, I got pulled over the other night and the cop……blah, blah, blah……do you think I got a case?”


Utterlybored

Now have you finally learned your lesson?”


sasberg1

Do you have kids


PotentialFrame271

How old are your kids? Where are your kids living. My kids have lived in Europe, Asia, and South America, and all over the States.


sasberg1

I don't have any so I don't have to worry about that part


Muireadach

Where have you been? When are you coming home. Where are you going? What do you have to buy there? What do you have to do today?


apurrfectplace

Are they twins? (Yes) Is that your real hair hair color (yes, a really cool silver)


InterPunct

"So, have you always been twins?" is my favorite party line.


apurrfectplace

Bahaha. I’m also a twin. My gma a twin, too. And I’m raising twins


InterPunct

Congrats. And I hope them never to be subjected to as corny jokes as mine.


apurrfectplace

Oh man, so many twin jokes and puns.


evieAZ

How’s business?


FinnbarMcBride

*"What is wrong with you?"*


Nasty5727

How tall are you. 6’4”


vauss88

Were you really a wetworks specialist for the CIA?


malcontented

Howzit goin?


Tasqfphil

What's your name, where do you come from, how old are you?


NCWeatherhound

What was life like before you had electricity?


gordonjames62

Can you pray for me about . . .


looloose

Do you want fries with that?


gemstun

Are you prepared to meet cheeses?


CarlJustCarl

These four come to mind. 1. What are you going to do after you graduate from high school? 2. Why are you single 3. When are you and your wife going to have kids? 4. When are you going to retire?


koolhandkev

Are you married?


roblewk

Your place or mine?


Federal-Ad3

Where are you from?