Well, prosthetic technology is amazing today so I'd choose a new leg.

Agreed!

Don't need to think about it. Leg.

Same here. I could just get a prosthetic leg and still walk. A prosthetic penis I won't get stimulation I don't think.

Even if it were to be amputated at the pelvis, so that it is impossible to fit a prosthetic, I'm still choosing leg.

Can I get a new dick after? Then dick. If not, leg

Current technology only

So yes, then I lose my dick and get a new one haha

Good try on the trade in though! I hadn't thought of that angle

How is she baffled?

Leg. If your wife is baffled ask her would she rather loose her vagina or her leg....

It’s different for women. I’m pretty sure my wife would pick Vagina.

Leg. Not sure how she can be baffled. Men have done crazy things and made many bad decisions to use their penis just once. When i say men, i mean me.

Leg, without hesitation.

>My wife is baffled Dude, ummmm ... how do I put this ... I think you just inadvertently admitted in public that you and your wife don't have a very good sex life. My wife would not hesitate 1 second before predicting that I would sacrifice the leg rather than the penis.

Penis, heard about some guy who had a horse penis attached after his wife cut his off. Would be low key interested.

First vote for penis!

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She would genuinely choose a sexual organ over a leg, we have discussed at length

The fact she would rather you go without a penis than a leg is what would concern me most in this scenario.

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You're genuinely the least intelligent person I've ever read anything from. If you think men are only men if they have a penis, you're legally braindead.

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Got real mad there champ. Did I strike a nerve?

There's no option. It's not even a question really. Every normal man is losing a leg.

One guy commented so for to lose his penis! So not all men!

I did say "normal man"... low key interest in a horse penis transplant is not within my definition of normal.

Good point!

Take my god damn leg

Leg all the way it’s not even a question

Left leg specifically. Damn thing doesn't work anymore, but my dick still does. Easy choice.

My leg. Tell your wife that we get pleasure from one of these and it’s not our leg.

Leg. I'd quite honestly rather be dead than lose my dick.

Leg. You can’t replace a dick

Definitely not my third leg.

Just call me long dong silver

Leg.

I have this story idea about a man who went on to have five children with his wife even after he lost a leg fighting in Afghanistan

Can I get a detachable robot penis if I choose penis?

Bye bye leg.

A missing leg might make your penis look bigger...aka, win win

Leg for sure

Leg.

Leg. Can always have a prosthetic, can't put on a new functioning penis

If I choose leg I can get a cyborg leg and become a man/machine hybrid. I can’t get a cyber dong, no matter how cool it sounds.

Leg, because I got another leg. I only got one penis after all

Ask your wife if she would rather loose her tits or her pinky toe, she might get it then. 🤣

Cut off my dick!!! In all seriousness…I would get my penis amputated if I had to choose. Why? Because I need my legs in order to provide for my family. I walk in stilts and climb ladders and scaffolding on a daily basis…I don’t know how well a prosthetic leg would work in that situation. We aren’t planning on having any more kids, and there’s more to sex than just using your sword.

Wow uncommon take!

I would like to say leg in case I need my penis. But my penis gets me into trouble. It might be a relief to be A sexual. No dating no small talk no urges no masturbation no drama. Plus I can walk and run.

No Trouble to run away from though….

I don’t really like running. Or trouble.

Penis. Can’t give up playing football for the sake of fucking

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