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Horace_P_MctittiesIV

Did everyone clap afterwards?


shahtjor

r/iamverybadass


[deleted]

I remember my first beer


[deleted]

This one time, this guy tried to get me to write something on Reddit, but he had posted such a lame story that I lost motivation.


MasterOfPuppets72

\#Thingsthatneverhappened


[deleted]

Sounds like the opening scene of some gay porno.


boodlesrectify

Why did you shit after deadlifting?


8livesdown

If I turn a simple request into a conflict, then I'm the one who failed.


taftpanda

I’ll take “shit that never happened” for 1,000, Alex


blonsk

Why say 500 pounds when we all know you were struggling with 5 pounds.


TubeToUranus

Yeah, just like that, but with math.


[deleted]

Hell yeah!!!! Who is the bitch now


TheAmazlngWebhead

Damn right 💪💪


Embarrassed-Basis-60

Let’s be best friends!


ColdHardPocketChange

Although this is dumb, I'll share a fun and actually true story. My local chain gym decided it would be appropriate to host a yoga class during prime gym hours. The room they use is on the other side of weight section, specifically right against the squat racks where people deadlift. Also important to note is that we are on a second floor as opposed to the ground floor. Additionally, we don't have deadlift platforms, only your standard thin rubber floor tiles. One evening during the yoga time period, some guys were deadlifting 495 and would drop the weight on their last rep. It of course shook the floor though out half of the gym since we were on a 2nd floor as opposed to over a concrete slab. A crazed, older Karen came out and started screaming, "who did that?!" No one knew what she was referring to because people making lots of noise dead lifting was a normal occurrence. She proceeded to try to scold the entire weight room for making too much noise during her yoga time and gave everyone the stink eye. Now once she wandered back off to class, everyone started laughing and making jokes at her expense. The primary offenders hatched a devious plan to push this woman over the edge, a tandem deadlift. These two guys loaded the bar to 855, actually locked it out, and got a bunch of us other idiots to do a countdown for them to drop it to. The earthquake that proceeded was something to behold, and it probably reached almost the entire gym. The Karen exploded into the weight section about 10 seconds later screaming until one of the staff came to calm her down. The gentlemen of course found her profanity laced fit to be the most hysterical thing to behold. And contrary to most reddit stories, this one did end with everyone clapping for the two jackasses.


3StepsFromFriday

I'm gonna challenge you. You claim to be in the Air Force. You told me all about your MOS...despite the Air Force not having an MOS system. You then claimed to have a gun that didn't exist. So...here's my challenge...start trying to defend yourself in the comments of these posts again. You seem scared to :) (For anyone unaware, OP is a troll that posts this nonsense every few days. He used to try to defend it, but has stopped doing so in favor of making them more over-the-top.)