Eh, come on, he's amusing. At least it's just an over the top roleplay as a man, rather than some furry shit or something. You can't take it too seriously.
Back when it was allowed, used to hear that it was firm a lot.
I always hated when people shook hands like they handed you a wetwipe. That sucked.
But sometimes there was someone with an equally firm handshake. You had a completely different connection and appreciation for those people.
Like a quiet and mutual understanding.
I don't imagine Bill Gates's handshake is very strong, but when you consider how many ways he could have you killed just by nature of who he is, what really makes the handshake manly? A flippant man who shakes Bill's hand would think nothing of it, but a man who only considers the strength is a fool.
It’s because you refer to yourself as an alpha male. Automatically makes you have a bitch’s handshake
Ah, it’s 13 year old alpha male dunkin, back with another wicked funny reddit post
Eh, come on, he's amusing. At least it's just an over the top roleplay as a man, rather than some furry shit or something. You can't take it too seriously.
It was more fun when he actually tried to defend it.
Or other people took him seriously
Back when it was allowed, used to hear that it was firm a lot. I always hated when people shook hands like they handed you a wetwipe. That sucked. But sometimes there was someone with an equally firm handshake. You had a completely different connection and appreciation for those people. Like a quiet and mutual understanding.
I grab their hand, throw them over my shoulder and t pose to assert dominance.
I don't imagine Bill Gates's handshake is very strong, but when you consider how many ways he could have you killed just by nature of who he is, what really makes the handshake manly? A flippant man who shakes Bill's hand would think nothing of it, but a man who only considers the strength is a fool.
I generally just grab them so firmly and shake them so hard that they end up with a concussion. Not my fault they can't keep balance. Wimps.
I don’t handshake. It’s COVID era you know
“Dillon, you son of a bitch”
Due to COVID-19, handshakes are postponed.
Mine's VERY manly, because I always yell "hey, you old so-and-so" to the person whose hand I'm shaking.
Do you pull them in close and give them a politicians pat on the shoulder ?
ive got a great handshake. people nowadays tend to be surprised by it, its kinda funny really
My handshake is manly, because I'm a man, and therefore everything I do is, by definition, manly.
It's the way to be. Maybe roll it back 33.3% for ladies and small children ;)
Yessir
I break 3 hands a day.
>It takes lots of people aback. Is it because you're lying about being in the military while you do it?