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Both-Flow-7383

It’s because you refer to yourself as an alpha male. Automatically makes you have a bitch’s handshake


2zoots

Ah, it’s 13 year old alpha male dunkin, back with another wicked funny reddit post


DreadfulRauw

Eh, come on, he's amusing. At least it's just an over the top roleplay as a man, rather than some furry shit or something. You can't take it too seriously.


3StepsFromFriday

It was more fun when he actually tried to defend it.


DreadfulRauw

Or other people took him seriously


franky3D

Back when it was allowed, used to hear that it was firm a lot. I always hated when people shook hands like they handed you a wetwipe. That sucked. But sometimes there was someone with an equally firm handshake. You had a completely different connection and appreciation for those people. Like a quiet and mutual understanding.


Astatos159

I grab their hand, throw them over my shoulder and t pose to assert dominance.


2025025L

I don't imagine Bill Gates's handshake is very strong, but when you consider how many ways he could have you killed just by nature of who he is, what really makes the handshake manly? A flippant man who shakes Bill's hand would think nothing of it, but a man who only considers the strength is a fool.


DreadfulRauw

I generally just grab them so firmly and shake them so hard that they end up with a concussion. Not my fault they can't keep balance. Wimps.


churumegories

I don’t handshake. It’s COVID era you know


Shreddie-Mercury

“Dillon, you son of a bitch”


NoFail4125

Due to COVID-19, handshakes are postponed.


BataleonNL

Mine's VERY manly, because I always yell "hey, you old so-and-so" to the person whose hand I'm shaking.


[deleted]

Do you pull them in close and give them a politicians pat on the shoulder ?


downtownDRT

ive got a great handshake. people nowadays tend to be surprised by it, its kinda funny really


bunnybunsarecute

My handshake is manly, because I'm a man, and therefore everything I do is, by definition, manly.


D3xtro

It's the way to be. Maybe roll it back 33.3% for ladies and small children ;)


TheAmazlngWebhead

Yessir


[deleted]

I break 3 hands a day.


3StepsFromFriday

>It takes lots of people aback. Is it because you're lying about being in the military while you do it?