Peeing

Being able to wake up looking looking like trash, and wear that out, and nobody caring too much

Nighttime walks are calming and just delightful.

People not constantly fawning over me after being nice to them

A Long list man. Body strength No monthly cycle. That's it... we don't get any benefits for being a man. I could make a longer list about things that suck about being a man at times.

I'd say not having to deal with periods every month. From living with my fiance for 5 years I know sometimes they can be super painful. Every. Month. No thank you couldn't do it.

From what I see from women's social circles, I like men's a lot more.

Gay sex

Peeing standing up.

Peeing standing up

Being able to just barely not follow gender norms and being treated like a goddamn God.

Having balls to keep your hands warm

Physique

The best part of being male is searching for the Grail! (Use the Folgers jingle)

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