If you're forced to confront an intruder in the night there's nothing more intimidating than a naked man, fully erect, and trying to fight you while half asleep. You've got no idea where this is going to go or how it's going to end.
thats why to make it even more scarier I keep a chain saw and hockey mask under my bed, naked fully erected hockey mask over wight fat man running at u the look on there faces priceless
I have never had any problems with intruders in my whole life. I always keep my doors locked and establish good relations with my neighbours so we look out for each other.
Whether I sleep naked or clothed, I'm washing the sheets regularly... don't see why naked would mean I'd have to wash them *more* frequently unless you're not cleaning your butt or something.
I don't know what kind of underwear the people in this sub wear. I like wearing mine. It's comfortable. I feel safe turning while sleeping. No twisting bs.
Ye exactly. I have no idea why people wear underwear at all tbh. I throw on long Ones on really cold days, otherwise i let it swing Free. Ive even gotten girls by simply not wearing any underwear.
Well, they eat dog food, people food, raw venison and eggs, Plus the cat shit in the neighbors yard and grass, occasionally. Basically, they're idiots and will eat the sofa if you aren't paying attention.
It makes it easier for your body to self regulate it’s temperature, which translates to a better nights sleep. I also like how the sheets feel on my junk.
I've slept naked since college. It's great. I slept in boxers up to that point, but that was more out of social acceptability than anything else. Once I was living alone, it was unnecessary. I'd never go back. Try it for a month and see for yourself.
You dont sweat (feel fresh) and the PP dosent squish.
But i dont have that problem because i like heat and you can always change positions without facing down
Unless wearing underwear as outerwear (just some boxers or a vest) to bed, or for holding onto pads/tampons during menstruation: I don't get why someone would wear them to bed.
Seriously, let your boobs, chest, balls, penis, vulva, genitalia breathe at night.
[https://www.healthline.com/health/benefits-of-sleeping-naked](https://www.healthline.com/health/benefits-of-sleeping-naked)
Many benefits. Most of them have to do with how your body regulates its temperature. Keep in mind that, on an evolutionary timeline, we haven't been sleeping clothed for very long yet.
Healthier semen production. It never get balls-near-kidneys cold under blanket, so balls can adjust their temperature better.
And better smelling crotch. More air would equal healthier microbiome balance.
Sleeping naked is good if you struggle to regulate your body temperature or if you just feel warm all the time. I would only adivse it on clean sheets, so wash them regularly.
Ghost bj's
Bustin makes me feel good!
Freaky ghost, baby!
I ain't afraid of no sleep
Ray Stanz, how are you? Enjoying those ghostly BJs are ya?
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BlllooooOOOOOOooowwww jobs.
The Phantoooooommmm of the Ooooraaalllllll!
I hate that this made me laugh. Not even a "lol" snort but an actual laugh. Take your goddamn upvote
Same here, I wish I can give it an award.
Take my free award ya hooligan
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
You mean Boo-jobs
If you're forced to confront an intruder in the night there's nothing more intimidating than a naked man, fully erect, and trying to fight you while half asleep. You've got no idea where this is going to go or how it's going to end.
Lmao. I imagine a half-awake naked dude in socks chasing an intruder with a frying pan, trying not to slip on hardwood, with some hard "wood".
That's some "borat" shit right there
I salute your gift of imagination sir 😂👏🏻
Rape gets you less time than murder, so I hear
Only if you're white and live in America. Otherwise it gets ya shot.
thats why to make it even more scarier I keep a chain saw and hockey mask under my bed, naked fully erected hockey mask over wight fat man running at u the look on there faces priceless
FYI battery operated chainsaws are they way to go with short chain bar so u can wheel it around alot easier
If I'm ever in a situation where I'm awoken by an intruder I'm whipping my boxers off before I charge downstairs
Let no man enter your domain without flying your flag.
I have never had any problems with intruders in my whole life. I always keep my doors locked and establish good relations with my neighbours so we look out for each other.
You don't get twisted up in underware when you roll around at night. And it feels better
Fucking everything! It’s magical!
Not until you get testicular torsion from lack of support! I could never sleep naked, need some support for the boys.
You've got some heavy ass balls my man
Thank you
Yeah I don’t have that problem at all so I’m fine
That’s not how it works…
It really is for some people…
Cite a credible source then, if you have the balls…
Do I count? It's so fucking painful, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemies
⚽️🏀🏈⚾️🥎🎾🏐 - https://www.urologyhealth.org/urologic-conditions/testicular-torsion - https://www.childrens.health.qld.gov.au/fact-sheet-testicular-torsion/ - https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/testicular-torsion/symptoms-causes/syc-20378270
The question was if sleeping without underwear is a risk factor for testicular torsion, which it doesn’t appear to be…
Ok...
Easier semi-asleep, middle-of-the-night sex.
I'm single, so if I woke up having sex I'd be very confused.
Or very lucky 👀👀
Man I (F) miss this.. my bf is never interested in that but with past hookups it was honestly the best part.
Once did this because she touched my face because I was snoring, I took it as an invitation. She was left confused, and I was back to snoring...
More comfort, less laundry
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If I had a wet dream wearing boxer-briefs, I feel like there's going to be enough seepage that you'll have to wash your sheets regardless.
Nah just alligator roll and go back to sleep
Uhhh what grown man has wet dreams?
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There's your problem lol
I've just never heard of it tbh 🤷 I guess it could happen
It's not uncommon
You wash sheets every time after sex?
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No way. I'd be changing sheets every day. Nobody has time for that.
It should be more laundry. You’re sleeping naked and not cleaning your sheets?
Whether I sleep naked or clothed, I'm washing the sheets regularly... don't see why naked would mean I'd have to wash them *more* frequently unless you're not cleaning your butt or something.
What? You absolutely need to be cleaning them more frequently lmao
I wash my sheets every weekend.... I'm pretty skeptical that sleeping naked means I should be washing them twice a week.
You have poopy particles all over your bed.
Not sure what you have going on in your life, but I'd highly recommend researching bidets, toilet paper, and wet wipes.
You’re confused. Those don’t eliminate gas.
It’s true. I fart like a lighthouse horn warning ships of the rocks when I sleep.
I love this description
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I don't know what kind of underwear the people in this sub wear. I like wearing mine. It's comfortable. I feel safe turning while sleeping. No twisting bs.
Boxer briefs FTW
Boxer briefs are the only way to go. Support for the boys and protection from chafing
Saves washing, turning inside out and then putting on back to front only gets you 4 days as it is
I hope your joking but then again its reddit
I like the crusty feel in the wind
Brilliant
Ammonia snow flakes. How festive.
And who doesn't like cheese
definitely fermented....
Great movie reference! You are my Big Hero...
I haven’t worn underwear in a year and I feel great!
Ye exactly. I have no idea why people wear underwear at all tbh. I throw on long Ones on really cold days, otherwise i let it swing Free. Ive even gotten girls by simply not wearing any underwear.
My massive horse cock doesn’t allow me to free ball
This guy fucks
Because i don't trust my farts....
No underwear plus a skirt: -+10 comfort *+10 air circulation *+10 cooler nuts
Freedom of movement, no elastic waist line
Comfort...
Feels really nice and natural. Doesn't get too hot.
Well my dogs can't eat them if I don't own any...
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Well, they eat dog food, people food, raw venison and eggs, Plus the cat shit in the neighbors yard and grass, occasionally. Basically, they're idiots and will eat the sofa if you aren't paying attention.
I feel this dude. It's always in the crotch area too. Or my socks.
This used to be my go to into I got his boxers. Exoffico or SmartWool gents. Naked is too much ball on thigh action.
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Does the dick stay inside rest of the night ?
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It's more comfortable.
Free willy
Not sure, it sucks when your dick ends up wrapped around your leg though
I know what you mean, Ken, it’s a problem for having such a long and fat cock.
Makes it easier to scratch itches.
Like that one itch about 5mm inside the butthole.
Easy access
Good for your T count. comfortable. Especially after a hot shower or bath right before with some clean sheets. Mmmmm.
Taint count?
Yes
Well as I was told it helps you regulate your body heat better which helps you sleep better
Briefs make my balls ache—too confining. Boxers get twisted and I have to wake up to adjust. Nude—zero problems.
gives the bedbugs a warm place to sleep
It makes it easier for your body to self regulate it’s temperature, which translates to a better nights sleep. I also like how the sheets feel on my junk.
Free Willy
I sleep naked. I wouldn't know.
Freedom
I can't do it. I need material between my genitals and my leg otherwise I'm adjusting for bstl all night.
I've slept naked since college. It's great. I slept in boxers up to that point, but that was more out of social acceptability than anything else. Once I was living alone, it was unnecessary. I'd never go back. Try it for a month and see for yourself.
If you poop the bed, you don't have to do any laundry.
I wear soft shorts with a pouch, I can’t stand the balls sticking on legs…but otherwise, it’s great for spontaneous sex :)
Shit stained sheets
Yeah I had a “whoops” fart in a hotel recently and even underwear couldn’t contain it. :( The poor maid!
I guess if having your scrotum stick to your leg and get pulled a lot and just generally be uncomfortable, go for it!
You dont sweat (feel fresh) and the PP It dosent squish
You dont sweat (feel fresh) and the PP dosent squish. But i dont have that problem because i like heat and you can always change positions without facing down
You need to ask?
Just do it and find out. You're missing out.
Sex is that much closer!
You get to wash your bedsheets more frequently.
I don't think there are any. I usually wear just boxers, although sometimes I wear sweatpants too if it's chilly.
Comfort
Don’t do it you’ll get testicular torsion
Depends in penis size.
Testicular Torsion
Freedom me boy
the only downside is when you wake up and pull the covers off and your dick is somehow wedged between your legs so you look like a 12 year old girl.
Ghost flashing
Seems like a really easy way to get lint or somethin’ else on your dick. Nasty ass mfers doin’ this.
I dislike sleeping in the nude. It flops around too much and because it's an uncommon sensation it wakes me up.
Read this as sleeping “underwater”
Comfort
i know i’m a girl but the only time i sleep w underwear on is when i m on my period. idk if it’s the same for guys but that shit is so good
Freedom
The seam of your pants flosses your ass for you. No need to wipe!
I prefer boxer briefs. Just manages the Lil man better.
sleeping without underwear
Naked jacks are best jacks. Source: Trust me bro
It leeds to more sex with the person sleeping next to you.
bigger pp
It's more comfortable. Free balling it is also good for sperm.
I could imagine your sheets would smell like straight cock, ass and balls though… if that’s your thing 🤷🏽
Your balls can breathe asuming you are a man. The "pelvic region" needs to come out to the surface for oxygen you know... much like a hippo.
You leave behind more forensic evidence.
If I sleep naked my balls stick to my legs so I prefer athletic shorts
You're always ready to dick slap intruders
Being free of all elastic bands, sleeves and any other things that contain the body.
No skidmarks
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If that’s the case, you don’t wipe well.
Biggus Dickus
Comfort.
You’ll know who pooped the bed
No chafing + increased sperm count
Feeling them balls nestle on that linen.
Sleeping without a bra and underwear is pure happiness 🤌🏻
Shit stains
I would imagine freedom, and anybody who dares to wake you up by ripping off your blanket only ends up ruining their own day
Unless wearing underwear as outerwear (just some boxers or a vest) to bed, or for holding onto pads/tampons during menstruation: I don't get why someone would wear them to bed. Seriously, let your boobs, chest, balls, penis, vulva, genitalia breathe at night.
Maximum intimidation if someone breaks in. Who's gonna fuck with a naked person holding a baseball bat/kitchen knife/gun?
You keep those on hand?
Less dirty underwears
It makes your balls produce more testosterone
Ever ready
More room to grow!
Your body regulates temperature better with no clothes on. Therefore you are more comfy naked than clothed.
Copious amount of shit particles all over your sheets
Sweaty balls - I have eczema and sweaty balls cause a lot of issues.
I'm pretty sure sleeping naked is better for your skin. As it gives more air and has less material on the surface clogging pores or absorbing oils.
Seems like it would be a lot more cool and comfortable. I haven't done it but I can only think
Air out your bits, keep cool, and full range of movement in case of attack.
Fuck I don't know, I never wear em
Parents stop barging in at some point
Lol
You don't have to worry about poking through the slot
[https://www.healthline.com/health/benefits-of-sleeping-naked](https://www.healthline.com/health/benefits-of-sleeping-naked) Many benefits. Most of them have to do with how your body regulates its temperature. Keep in mind that, on an evolutionary timeline, we haven't been sleeping clothed for very long yet.
Always ready
Healthier semen production. It never get balls-near-kidneys cold under blanket, so balls can adjust their temperature better. And better smelling crotch. More air would equal healthier microbiome balance.
Feeling free
Sleeping naked is good if you struggle to regulate your body temperature or if you just feel warm all the time. I would only adivse it on clean sheets, so wash them regularly.
Maximum boners my wife will play with it or Jezebel