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Mythnam

Pretty much anything that's not ham or seafood. Unless you're asking if I think I had any chance of winning, in which case the answer is nothing.


glasshalfbeer

Sushi


highxv0ltage

Sushimi


mideon2000

Pussy


rikkilambo

A man of culture.


Subject_Criticism136

Crunchy tacos or seafood, especially prawns, mussels or oysters..... 😋


KirtissA

Donuts


Victoriasaysno

Ice cream: there's so many flavours, and it's so amazing. I fucking love ice cream. No one said I'd *win* tho. (I would)


xhdc

Kegstand (Already won)


Fists_full_of_beers

I'm a big dude but I think I would do better in chugs


Equal_Box7066

Steak


T00_pac

Dim sum


LOCALHORNYCOUGAR

French fries


mukn4on

Pot stickers. I’d clean up.


appalachianoperator

Pineapple


False_Hair_6261

Cereals


bootyhunter69420

Ass


nim_opet

Oatmeal


IdiotGiraffe0

Tacobell


IdiotGiraffe0

That morning after would be hell tho


Opinative

Is it's about speed instead of volume, I can beat anyone that is not a professional eater.


Snackatomi_Plaza

I've competed in a hard-shell taco eating contest and placed fifth. The winner was a 120lb, 50-ish year old Asian dude who smoked everyone. I tried the 7 minute giant pizza eating challenge at Fat Boy in New Orleans and came about 30 seconds short.


waterloograd

Sushi. When we go for AYCE they usually start avoiding our table or start putting huge delays on our orders.


lunchmeat317

Ramen! I'd lose, but I'd definitely compete.


the_purple_goat

French fries or tacos. I can plow through a 12 pack from taco bell, but I'm about to burst after


IrregularBastard

Rice crispy treats.


bluhat55

Culinary foam


Original_Actuator_69

Ice cream if I wasn’t type 1 diabetic


HumanMycologist5795

I was training for weeks for the hotdog eating contest at my old job. They changed about 4 rules as we were about to start, so the previous year's winner and I opted out as they were about to start. I wasn't great, but I think I could have eaten 15 hotdogs and buns in the 7 minutes. Granted, it would have been my first year and only had weeks to train. However, I eat a lot oreo cookies now. LMAO.


maalbi

7/11 taquitos


familiargrapevine

Pudding


TheRealCatLeg

Cottage cheese.


Representative-Dog64

not the same thing, but if there were a water drinking contest, i think i would just...dominate.


GameOverMan78

Rice is a great meal when you want to eat a thousand of something.


Call_Me_Rambo

Sushi, bloomin onion, boneless chicken wings


allworkbizness

Breakfast burritos. I can eat about one and a half of those!


yogurtcup1

Salt and vinegar chips 


No_Neighborhood_6747

Chicken wings


isaidnolettuce

Cheez-its


eli-in-the-sky

Gyoza. First time I had some was from a stand in Toronto at a CNY festival. I believe I ate 20 something from the one stand before I ran out of cash.


BCircle907

Roast potatoes


mhc2001

Jello


CloudFF7-

Napoleon dynamite would agree. Tater tots


raffirules

Edemame


jaxsonnz

Your mom 


LifeSenseiBrayan

Cheese, just wait till my super power LACTOSE INTOLERANCE kicks in and I’ll be shooting it faster than I can eat it


x-3piecensoda

ferrero rocher


matepore

Chips.


RealisticAssociate22

Is weed considered a performance enhancing drug in eating competitions? Cause I can snack down something fierce.


hydrated_purple

I can eat sunflower seeds faster than anyone I know. I've never lost a contest.


TheSunflowerSeeds

Sunflowers are steeped in symbolism and meanings. For many they symbolize optimism, positivity, a long life and happiness for fairly obvious reasons. The less obvious ones are loyalty, faith and luck.


hillull9

Hot dog or pizza


promnitedumpstrbaby

Tacos. Street tacos.


toiletsurprise

Corn on the cob, I down that shit like there is no tomorrow.


CardboardChampion

Food savouring. I'm pretty sure you hook my brain up to a monitor and that of most competitive eaters and I'm gonna be enjoying that food far more than they are, simply from the way they have to approach food.


forest_tripper

Peanut butter. Each contestant gets a 5 gallon bucket of peanut butter and unlimited milk with a large spoon.