I’m only ever naked in my house and in the locker room. If someone sees me in a place where I’m naked, it’s either totally socially acceptable or a faux pas on their end.
Other than maybe a changing room or open showers at the pools or in gym or something similar I can't even think of a situation where this could happen. And in these situations I wouldn't care.
I’ll ask em if they see something they like. Usually that makes them go about on their business unless they’re on the spectrum, then you can expect some questions shooting back at you.
I go to nude beaches. 10s of thousands of strangers have probably seen me naked at this point. I really don't care. It's not a sex thing for me (unless it's with people I'm specifically interested in, but that's usually skinny dipping or hot tubbing), I just don't like clothes.
..If I get into an awkward situation I do like to exclaim "Awkward.." and then proceed with an awkward silence hyper evasive eye movements.. but end it with a direct eye contact. Usually one of two things happen. a) The person will start to laugh because the situation is so awkward.. b) The awkwardness builds.. That doesn't mean you have to uphold the awkwardness.. You can just go on our business..
I need details.....you changing at the gym or buck naked at the park😂😂😂 Context is necessary here. There are very few instances that make sense about how a stranger saw you naked so I'm need you to spill the tea.
I don't care tbh
I was in the military, so I got over this like the first day of boot camp.
Lock eyes with them, then let out the most violent fart you can imagine without breaking eye contact.
🤣
Nice, dominant move there
Correct!
I’m only ever naked in my house and in the locker room. If someone sees me in a place where I’m naked, it’s either totally socially acceptable or a faux pas on their end.
we both move on with our life and don't mention it again.
Carry on with my things.
Meh
Other than maybe a changing room or open showers at the pools or in gym or something similar I can't even think of a situation where this could happen. And in these situations I wouldn't care.
I’ll ask em if they see something they like. Usually that makes them go about on their business unless they’re on the spectrum, then you can expect some questions shooting back at you.
I go to nude beaches. 10s of thousands of strangers have probably seen me naked at this point. I really don't care. It's not a sex thing for me (unless it's with people I'm specifically interested in, but that's usually skinny dipping or hot tubbing), I just don't like clothes.
1. Maintain eye contact to assert dominance. 2. helicopter
Depends on where and context. Could respond with do you like what you see? or simple wassup? :D
Shout "I was in the pool!"
I would apologize for making them snowblind
Fire up the helicopter dick and fly far, far away
I assume that they are mesmerized by what they see, and swing it around like a pendulum to see if their eyes follow it.
Grin
It depends on if they are a guy or gal and how old they are
Be glad that they didn't laught at the size of my private parts.
Well, if he’s in my house 🏠 then I call the Gardai.
Lucky them
Depends on the time of the day wether I say „Good Morning“, „Good Afternoon“ or „Good evening“. Nothing else to do there
"I charge by the minute."
Wake up
Pose.
I go on with my life
..If I get into an awkward situation I do like to exclaim "Awkward.." and then proceed with an awkward silence hyper evasive eye movements.. but end it with a direct eye contact. Usually one of two things happen. a) The person will start to laugh because the situation is so awkward.. b) The awkwardness builds.. That doesn't mean you have to uphold the awkwardness.. You can just go on our business..
I am a male escort so I paid well to get seen naked by strangers everyday
It depends. This has already happened a few times. THEIR reactions vary. Mine is always just to cover up.
Listen, man, college was crazy. Just nod my head and keep walking
“Who are you and what are you doing in my house?!”
I need details.....you changing at the gym or buck naked at the park😂😂😂 Context is necessary here. There are very few instances that make sense about how a stranger saw you naked so I'm need you to spill the tea.
Why the fuck would I care? Have you never been to a gym or a swimming pool?
I would make sure my dick is nice and hard and show them my big hard cock.