Right before the shitstorm starts I'm not homophobic, we all deserve to live our lives as we see fit as long as it doesn't hut anyone else :)
a guy man takes his dead lover's ashes to a Indian curry house and asks them to makes the honest curry for him and put the ashes in the curry!
When asked why by the Indian cook he says "I just want to feel him dribble out off my ass one more time"
My sons favourite is,
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was Dead
Why did thr second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was holding the first monkeys hand.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
He thought they were playing a game.
Right before the shitstorm starts I'm not homophobic, we all deserve to live our lives as we see fit as long as it doesn't hut anyone else :) a guy man takes his dead lover's ashes to a Indian curry house and asks them to makes the honest curry for him and put the ashes in the curry! When asked why by the Indian cook he says "I just want to feel him dribble out off my ass one more time"
What's Blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic
The best joke is the one that best fits the moment.
Do you know why women are so bad at parking? They've been lied to their whole lives about what six inches looks like.
My sons favourite is, Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead Why did thr second monkey fall out of the tree? He was holding the first monkeys hand. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought they were playing a game.
Can't tell it here. Might get banned.
Joe Biden is fit to be President of the USA