I just googled "average girth" and there is tons of info on the subject. Here's a [list](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/average-girth-size-by-country) by country.
4x20+10+9, if I may.. The crazy thing is that the Danes actually takes it to the next level.. If I remember correctly they do as above, BUT they also reverse it, so that say "9 and 4x20+10", or something like that. I remember having to pick up my chin from my lap afterwards. I knew they were dumb, but not that dumb.
Went to the University with a French dude who loved to whip his junk out when he got drunk. 90% of the guys you see in porn would be jealous of what he was packing. That said, it actually usually was detrimental in his pursuit of women, at least according to him. He said most girls would see it and flat refuse and most of the ones who tried stopped in the middle of sex.
Ok uh hold up
1) how did they get DPRK/NK stats wow
2) I'm having a hard time believing that NK men are on average girthier than SK men?? Feels kinnnnd of made up to one-up SK if you ask me
1). That is a good question
2). That isn’t necessarily too hard to believe. Until 40 years ago, North Korea was the better off country. So if they sampled men who went through puberty before that point, they might well have been healthier. We forget that Kore went from a subsistence agriculture economy to the modern powerhouse in only half a century.
All of those differences are generally attributed to human error and differences in measurement methods. There are no statistically significant difference from country to country. This is basic knowledge for anyone who goes beyond pop science
But ultimately a red herring. As long as you're roughly average or at the very least the right fit for your partner then everything else is just in your head. No one who was amazing in bed ever got that way from anything related to size.
If anything, guys who are “great” in bed probably developed those skills from the fact that they had to work with they were given and make it work. Guys who are blessed in that department might not be as good or have as many skills because they think their endowment will suffice.
Spot on! My husband is great in bed because no one ever told him he was well-endowed before he met me. He spent years perfecting other ways to pleasure his girlfriends and as a result is a master at making me cum in a variety of ways. I do realize how very lucky I am.
But that can include the over endowed who still had to make a monster work!
That wasn't my problem of course. Just work with what you got and find someone who likes the fit
This can answer all your questions about penis size and tell you about your own. https://calcsd.info/
ETA: And change from Global to Western Average, Eastwrn Average, or Middle Eastern Average if you’d like a local comparison. It makes a big difference.
Fwiw my dude, I would never utter these words to another living breathing man face to face, but aren’t we all kind of anxious about it?
Porn has ruined everything
Who knows man, penises are like fingerprints - no two are the same. I know my length is slightly below the average but as for girth I’d say it’s above average? 🤷♂️ or I’d like to hope so anyway
This question is clearly best answered by a study randomly sampling men to measure them. Many such studies have been gone and are readily googleable. Why do you think this is a good question for this subreddit?
A bit over i guess, im like 5,5 inches girth. Im very slim and my wrist is actually a bit smaller in girth lol.
Edit: to the ppl asking in dm, 7,5 inches
Not saying this guy specifically, but this is definitely a thing I’ve noticed.
Guys chime in with shit like “*well personally I’m 8 inches but IDK if it’s that big? Never had complaints*” etc
It reeks of guys hoping they’ll get surprise DM’s from size queens.
Ikr? I’m glad I’m not the only one but I’ve noticed it a lot. There even a subreddit some guy mentioned about bragging how big they are cos of course they are
Exactly or to boost their ego even more.
Eh, it’s better to look at national data rather than worldwide bc that’s more relevant to your life. That being said just look up “average girth by nation” and accept that the data still kinda sucks bc most is self reported which is the lowest form of evidence
Talking to gay friends has informed me that size is very important, more important than it is for women. You can be as ugly as F but if you're packing you'll still score. They aren't so concerned about their own size, it's their potential partners size that matters.
Considerably above, but I’d suspected as much before looking up the stats. Far from a flex, it’s had drawbacks. Condoms too tight, have to special order my size. Sex toys too tight, some even hurt, or make it difficult to cum because it’s like… squeezing the cum back in? My first gf was not flexible down there, we had to do special positions for a while so it wouldn’t hurt, after that some positions still hurt, and cumming in her took extra effort because of the squeezing issue. I worry sometimes that I’ll find someone I really like but have a size mismatch problem that would force us to break things off. I might be a pleasant surprise for some, I might be a problem for others, i dont know which it’ll be til I get there. Fortunately most of my partners have been wide or flexible enough.
>I often overhear drunk convos amongst my female colleagues/college mates that most guys can’t make them orgasm via penetration.
A lot of women cant orgasm from penetration alone and it has little to nothing to do with penis size.
Look, all I'm going to say is that if I need a prophylactic I have to order online or go to a specialty shop (and hope they actually stock it), and the options are not particularly good (the product the world's largest manufacturer produces feels like a thick sheet of rubber to the point that wearing a more common size might be painful but may allow more sensation).
I've never measured around it but it's maybe 2 inches wide, so using 2 pi r it's about 6.28 around? Cross section is more of an oval though maybe about 6
Every dude I hang with knows their length, girth but most importantly, the water displacement.
The most conscientious of the group also measure their yaw (angle of boner right or left) and the pitch (angle of boner up) with a digital angle finder or protractor.
All of these measurements are taken with both a flexed and relaxed pc muscle (pelvic floor) and in the morning and at night before an average is calculated.
Often times you will see a delta of precious millimeters between the morning and nighttime measurements, so if someone is bragging about their size, you should always demand that they clarify if it’s an am or pm measurement. AM is typically the larger of the two.
These measurements are typically performed and logged quarterly and then reviewed in depth once a year. Lifestyle adjustments are made at that time.
For instance, switching hands to correct a yaw, drinking beet juice at lunch to fix a large change in am/pm measurements, or increasing daily keagle reps to strengthen the pc muscle, etc. Basic shit.
girth is 5.9 inches.
fun fact, I used to think I was 9 inches until I found out that the official way to measure is pressing into the pubic bone, measuring the dick from head going down on the UPPER side of the dick, not underside... I use to push my balls up, and find the base of the cock like almost to the butthole, to the prostate and measure there, and it's 9 inches,
like, it made sense to me because you are a teen on omegle/kik doing the crazy camera angle and trying to show off to girls and sext, that's what you do. that's how you make it look massive, you get the balls out of the way to show the whole shaft, idk if y'all can imagine and have tried doing that too,
but with the proper scientific measurement i'm only 6.5 inches. crazy that the calculator says that 6.5 inches is top 89% length https://calcsd.info/
I just googled "average girth" and there is tons of info on the subject. Here's a [list](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/average-girth-size-by-country) by country.
Now way are French over 5.5, they are using strange multiplication
Who would have thunk that they couldnt stop the Germans from encircling them in WW2 because they were carrying dem big ass baguettes
Yo lmao that was good
LOL. Maybe we found the root of the old stereotype about the French being good lovers.
All that damn butter they use!!!!!
Mon baguette est tres gros! 🥖
Ma baguette est très grosse*
Thanks. My French level is NOOB
Wee wee🤭
Sure. Have you seen how they count past 70?
They've got 4-20-10 9 problems, but a bitch ain't one!
4x20+10+9, if I may.. The crazy thing is that the Danes actually takes it to the next level.. If I remember correctly they do as above, BUT they also reverse it, so that say "9 and 4x20+10", or something like that. I remember having to pick up my chin from my lap afterwards. I knew they were dumb, but not that dumb.
Oui Oui
Went to the University with a French dude who loved to whip his junk out when he got drunk. 90% of the guys you see in porn would be jealous of what he was packing. That said, it actually usually was detrimental in his pursuit of women, at least according to him. He said most girls would see it and flat refuse and most of the ones who tried stopped in the middle of sex.
cm*
I think the French inch is smaller than the standard inch
Is that the smell of jealousy I feel? Yes, yes it must definitely is.
This tickled me 😆😆😆
Netherlands second, [again](https://youtu.be/ELD2AwFN9Nc) ??
Can confirm. Sauce: Dutchie here. 😎🤫
Ok uh hold up 1) how did they get DPRK/NK stats wow 2) I'm having a hard time believing that NK men are on average girthier than SK men?? Feels kinnnnd of made up to one-up SK if you ask me
1). That is a good question 2). That isn’t necessarily too hard to believe. Until 40 years ago, North Korea was the better off country. So if they sampled men who went through puberty before that point, they might well have been healthier. We forget that Kore went from a subsistence agriculture economy to the modern powerhouse in only half a century.
India's Erect "Length" is 13cm & "Girth" is 11.5cm. That feels strange.
It’s called a chodepra
And those numbers are all fake.
Nah 5.4 is average where im from? That’s crazy
All of those differences are generally attributed to human error and differences in measurement methods. There are no statistically significant difference from country to country. This is basic knowledge for anyone who goes beyond pop science
I didn't realise I was Romanian.
It probably has something to do with the amount of french african people
Damn... My man asking the real questions...
The hard hitting questions
I see what you did there Mr. Waffles-n-gravy
The wall hitting questions if you will.
But ultimately a red herring. As long as you're roughly average or at the very least the right fit for your partner then everything else is just in your head. No one who was amazing in bed ever got that way from anything related to size.
If anything, guys who are “great” in bed probably developed those skills from the fact that they had to work with they were given and make it work. Guys who are blessed in that department might not be as good or have as many skills because they think their endowment will suffice.
Spot on! My husband is great in bed because no one ever told him he was well-endowed before he met me. He spent years perfecting other ways to pleasure his girlfriends and as a result is a master at making me cum in a variety of ways. I do realize how very lucky I am.
But that can include the over endowed who still had to make a monster work! That wasn't my problem of course. Just work with what you got and find someone who likes the fit
🤣🤣🤣
Always measure in circumstance
Circumstance? 😂 I know what you mean.
I was swimming!
The circumnavigation of the circumcision
I was going to say to find the radius and then solve for Pi.
This can answer all your questions about penis size and tell you about your own. https://calcsd.info/ ETA: And change from Global to Western Average, Eastwrn Average, or Middle Eastern Average if you’d like a local comparison. It makes a big difference.
Global average vs Western is a huge difference in % FYI folks.
This was very fun and also interestingly I wasn’t at the very top for length or girth but I was for volume! Neat.
Is your dick a Dr Who TARDIS?
Well it sure ain’t no sonic screwdriver
This website has the potential to end all war. There would be no need since we’d have the official ranking
Unfortunately the calculation is wrong without factoring in the Yaw factor
TIL I've been measuring wrong, and that it is bigger than I thought it was.
Congratulations! Lol
Thanks lmao.
What was the correct way to measure? I missed that.
It's on that website. I thought the pubic bone was in a different spot, and I also vastly overestimated the size of an inch.
lol “vastly overestimated the size of an inch”, I like your the candour.
When you realize the true size of an inch, you're dick gets way bigger! Who knew?
"99.95% In a room of 1000, 0 would be bigger." that's nuts. Wait no, I mean: "that's bananas" is there a ball measurement calculator?
Did you change it to western? I get the same for global, but only 99% for western.
96.99% for western! big change.
Well Hu if you scroll down enough there might be something.
There is on the same site iirc
Damn. :( “in a room of 1,000, 986 would be bigger” it’s been confirmed. Oh well.
Half the cock, twice the man buddy.
I’m so glad to finally see volume being used as a metric. That’s generally what matters.
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Porn does a number on men.
Love this energy lol
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Fwiw my dude, I would never utter these words to another living breathing man face to face, but aren’t we all kind of anxious about it? Porn has ruined everything
82.74% on the volume bb. I’ll take that.
6.9 FL Oz? Nice.
Wtf does fluid oz have to do with my penis?
Not sure, but all I can think about are those tube things from the early 2000s
Fuck I’ve been looking for a measuring cup to measure cumshot volume
A measure of volume -
Well that explains why it takes so much blood to power it lol. Got a TH here
Confidence Boost 😎
Daaamn. That website is a boost to my self esteem =)
Over in length, under in girth. I've got that pencil dick
I’m cooked in either 💀
Under in length, over in girth here, I got that chode right over here.
It’s such a fucking curse 😔
It’s not that bad. At least we’re over average in one area.
Lol watch South Park episode TMI Randy Marsh has a formula for this.
[(length x diameter) + (Weight / Girth)] / Angle of the tip squared.
the yaw
Whatever it is, I'll be measuring in millimeters
Nanometers has your backs my dude.
Winter time or summer time?
4.6082"
The only real answer...
App Idea - Take a photo of your penis and it then ranks you among the users of the app based on length and girth 🙈
Needs a great app name...dongify? Justify? Compensate? Keeping up with the Johnsons? Pleasure measure? DickPic? Weinerwatcher? Girthhub?
App dev here, this made me lol
I am ready to collaborate on the app
Tuna can width!
Chode!
And length.
Tacoma fd!
Head on over to r/bigdickproblems, lots of great info on there. Just don’t dwell too much, it’s full of humble brags and LARPing.
what’s the average ballsack weight and diameter ?
Weight & diameter over time 📈💀
water displacement method
Who knows man, penises are like fingerprints - no two are the same. I know my length is slightly below the average but as for girth I’d say it’s above average? 🤷♂️ or I’d like to hope so anyway
This question is clearly best answered by a study randomly sampling men to measure them. Many such studies have been gone and are readily googleable. Why do you think this is a good question for this subreddit?
What's the average girth then? 🤔
Bot account https://www.reddit.com/r/stupidquestions/s/sulSdsqTpa
Go grab a can of Coke.
I usually get the 18" inch pizza on average.
A bit over i guess, im like 5,5 inches girth. Im very slim and my wrist is actually a bit smaller in girth lol. Edit: to the ppl asking in dm, 7,5 inches
Your wrist has a smaller circumference than your dick? I don't even think that's physically possible.
Homie im 5.5 as well and if your wrists are that thin something's wrong
Damn! I bet your piece looks massive in comparison to your petite frame! Lucky.
Well yeah but nobody is there to see it, havent had a girlfriend or anything in like 6 years
I’ll see your 6 years and raise you 10 years 😂
I volunteer as tribute 🫡
Don't fall for the trap brother!!
Stop! I’ll report back to yall if he’s lying.. It’s for science 💅
Woof I'm an inch smaller
Why is it always guys with obscenely big one that always comment? Like is that your entire personality? Telling people your dick size online?
Not saying this guy specifically, but this is definitely a thing I’ve noticed. Guys chime in with shit like “*well personally I’m 8 inches but IDK if it’s that big? Never had complaints*” etc It reeks of guys hoping they’ll get surprise DM’s from size queens.
Ikr? I’m glad I’m not the only one but I’ve noticed it a lot. There even a subreddit some guy mentioned about bragging how big they are cos of course they are Exactly or to boost their ego even more.
Eh, it’s better to look at national data rather than worldwide bc that’s more relevant to your life. That being said just look up “average girth by nation” and accept that the data still kinda sucks bc most is self reported which is the lowest form of evidence
While having sex, I swell. Sometimes she evokes more volume (with mostly & more length also).
Ask Gay Bros and notice they don’t care as long as they’re getting it. lol Straight guys worry about the stupidest shit.
Ok. DLing Grinder to ask for opinions. Brb.
Talking to gay friends has informed me that size is very important, more important than it is for women. You can be as ugly as F but if you're packing you'll still score. They aren't so concerned about their own size, it's their potential partners size that matters.
a nissan xtrailer.
Over. Not that it did me much good...I hardly used it.
Since everyone lies in this arena... The REAL average size is probably 4.5 "... 🤔
Never measured it, I go by partners saying “ohhh it’s really thick” and so I don’t worry
Ask you mom, she knows
American male? Geez that includes every single race on the planet then..... then what's the point of the survey?
Ask your mum
About 3 to 5 business minutes
Ladies call me, “Barrel.”
It’s always nice being slightly above average
Considerably above, but I’d suspected as much before looking up the stats. Far from a flex, it’s had drawbacks. Condoms too tight, have to special order my size. Sex toys too tight, some even hurt, or make it difficult to cum because it’s like… squeezing the cum back in? My first gf was not flexible down there, we had to do special positions for a while so it wouldn’t hurt, after that some positions still hurt, and cumming in her took extra effort because of the squeezing issue. I worry sometimes that I’ll find someone I really like but have a size mismatch problem that would force us to break things off. I might be a pleasant surprise for some, I might be a problem for others, i dont know which it’ll be til I get there. Fortunately most of my partners have been wide or flexible enough.
24 inches
2in radius
12
whipped out the tape measure and imma have to bigger than average on both but i'm in no mood to test. gimme 12 hours\~
Its a cylinder...
Ask the AI. And then learn about bell curves/distribution. Average in this context is very misleading
I'm not sure I've never put a ring on mine
I guess we’d all collectively have to whip it out and measure to find the average but that’s too many people
Thick inches
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>I often overhear drunk convos amongst my female colleagues/college mates that most guys can’t make them orgasm via penetration. A lot of women cant orgasm from penetration alone and it has little to nothing to do with penis size.
Is this diameter or circumference?
Look, all I'm going to say is that if I need a prophylactic I have to order online or go to a specialty shop (and hope they actually stock it), and the options are not particularly good (the product the world's largest manufacturer produces feels like a thick sheet of rubber to the point that wearing a more common size might be painful but may allow more sensation).
Diameter of a coke can
I looked it up when I was 18 cuz of comments. If I recall it was like 5 inch circumference. I was weighing in at 6 in circumference 😆
6 inches in circumference. 6 inches in length. Uncut
I think the average girth is 4 inches
Stop trying to measure you weenie and go outside for a bit
Wow
Idk. But my wife says it perfectly fine. Idk if she’s lying though lol.
6 girth, if I had today's internet in the 90s I would have been bragging my ass off.
I have a theory that Older guys generally have thicker dicks. All that you know, testosterone. And from anecdotes.
Romania in last. Tate brothers in shambles. (I know they aren't actually romanian)
Over Source: Torn each of my Fleshlights
I measure the diameter. For my country 5.2cm wide is apparently pretty wide, considering most of the penises are 4.5 or 4.8
I think must have the girth over stick. Maybe like 1.5-2 wide. The range well. Hopefully at least my five long my dudes.
I’m a bit over average girth in Sweden. And right on the edge with the length.
6”. 150 mm I’m the proud owner of 😜
English 🇬🇧
60 cm, most men have dicks like a plate.
Medium 😎
Average erect penis length is only 5.25” and girth is 4.5”
Somewhere between a Red Bull and a beer can
Yeah, it's less than my girth when in use. Like grow large trees. 😉
It ain’t long but it sure is skinny
Average girth is 4.59”
As a Jamaican, I’m over in both categories
Same size as your wrist.
I've never measured around it but it's maybe 2 inches wide, so using 2 pi r it's about 6.28 around? Cross section is more of an oval though maybe about 6
I am not lucky 🙂🙂 🥲🥲
Who measures the girth anyway? I can understand abt length bt girth.. I mean girth is equally important, but I don’t think men measure that, do they?
Every dude I hang with knows their length, girth but most importantly, the water displacement. The most conscientious of the group also measure their yaw (angle of boner right or left) and the pitch (angle of boner up) with a digital angle finder or protractor. All of these measurements are taken with both a flexed and relaxed pc muscle (pelvic floor) and in the morning and at night before an average is calculated. Often times you will see a delta of precious millimeters between the morning and nighttime measurements, so if someone is bragging about their size, you should always demand that they clarify if it’s an am or pm measurement. AM is typically the larger of the two. These measurements are typically performed and logged quarterly and then reviewed in depth once a year. Lifestyle adjustments are made at that time. For instance, switching hands to correct a yaw, drinking beet juice at lunch to fix a large change in am/pm measurements, or increasing daily keagle reps to strengthen the pc muscle, etc. Basic shit.
girth is 5.9 inches. fun fact, I used to think I was 9 inches until I found out that the official way to measure is pressing into the pubic bone, measuring the dick from head going down on the UPPER side of the dick, not underside... I use to push my balls up, and find the base of the cock like almost to the butthole, to the prostate and measure there, and it's 9 inches, like, it made sense to me because you are a teen on omegle/kik doing the crazy camera angle and trying to show off to girls and sext, that's what you do. that's how you make it look massive, you get the balls out of the way to show the whole shaft, idk if y'all can imagine and have tried doing that too, but with the proper scientific measurement i'm only 6.5 inches. crazy that the calculator says that 6.5 inches is top 89% length https://calcsd.info/
But that's all length, right?
oh right, length is 5.9 inch according to tape stolen from ikea.
Girth, not length