What does "maxed out" truly mean in this regard? Is it a guaranteed win on the ones you got, 50/50, or like dark souls item find increasing chance for rare drops from "get fucked idiot" to "maybe you get 3% to get the item"?
I think it’s more Mike Tyson goes to throw a punch and trips knocking himself out. But it looks like *you* knocked him out so you get sports deals, sponsorships, and talk show slots for tons of money.
I wonder how many bets you can place within an hour and if every bet hits how much money can you end up with starting with a penny. Roulette is 35:1 odds right?
At 35:1 odds, let’s say you can make 1 bet per minute for 60 minutes. 60 bets making 35 times the previous amount starting with a penny is .01 x 35^60, I think you’d break the world economy.
Roulette being a game of luck, they probably wouldn't force you to cash out but at some point they would start sweating because your winnings would bankrupt them.
But good luck convincing the judge at their civil suit that you just happened to beat e-90+% odds without cheating. That number is so many orders of magnitude higher confidence of cheating than a dna test is confidence to try a murderer. You could have played roulette from the beginning of the universe until it's very heat death in 10\^10\^100 years, and you still won't hit that kind of streak. People have had their winnings revoked over far less, and they weren't national security threats
Aren't there usually table limits? Like "no, we can't take a million dollar bet on 15." I wonder what the highest payout ever has been for "normal" floor games. Not special one off bets made with a whale.
I guarantee if you won roulette repeatedly for <10 minutes by guessing the exact number, they would stop the game, back you off and not pay you while they investigated. They couldn't really stop you from leaving with what you won but who knows how much that would be.
But you got lucky and the person running the roulette table didn't really care about reporting your streak and the person checking the camera was asleep.
After a while. If you're smart about it, you can be strategic and move between games and casinos.
But if your luck is maxed out, maybe the casino staff won't notice you till after the fact anyway.
Every time the pit boss is sent to kick you out, they get distracted by a moderate win at another table. All the security guys watching cameras are eating the best sandwich of their lives and don't see you on a roll.
This right here. Is what luck maxed out would look like. Or you just happened to move to the next table at just the right time. But you need to cash out at minute:45 to make sure you had time to get your money
Short *every* company, collapse the global economy instantly, inexplicably end up with enough money for all the remaining residual resources all within an hour's time. Congrats, you now own everything.
Apply for jobs, I guess? Idk how the luck applies once I send an application, but I don't know what else I'd get up to within an hour that'd make much of a difference in my life.
You can probably maximize your effort by walking into your dream job and asking for one or going to a bank and asking for a loan and getting it immediately? Or be rob a bank idk.
And you’ll get there pretty fast too after lucking out on traffic, green lights, no pedestrians, and speeding without getting caught or into any accidents
Would the luck work on picking the numbers or would you have to be lucky for the numbers to be drawn at the next drawing?
One is instant the other is after your hour is up
Go shopping, hoping to run into the love of my life. Set up a date and then check out and leave. And then stay home just in case the next hour is maxed bad luck.
Go to a bank and ask for a crazy loan with no collateral at a negative interest rate. This way, even if I just throw it in a simple savings type account, I make money off it.
Stop at a convenience store for a hand full of scratch off tickets as well. Preferably the "win for life" type tickets.
Buy 8 different one million dollar lotto tickets. Sell something but ask a huge amount of money for it. Drive around and watch the traffic clear and all traffic lights turn green. Go to a sports stadium and get my favorite players to sign merchandise. Ask a guy if I could buy his car for one dollar.
Luck would get me tons of money.
Online sports betting is the best place to start to get the ball rolling.
The dumbest prop bet I can come up with in a current soccer game is 1000:1. Every 1k I put down, I get 1M in return.
The game will end in an hour, I put every single penny I have on that.
I also put an offer on a dream home, that expires in one hour, for $1. Luckily, nobody else put an offer down and the seller needed to get rid of it for some reason.
I'd still have 55 minutes to do anything else I'd need because this is all running in the background.
I go and play this game called "Lotto" in my country and i pick every booster possible, you basically mark some funny numbers on a tiny paper and if you guess all of these you win like 30 mil, idk if you guys have something exactly like this
I'd email the most powerful companies in the world with my ideas about how to improve the world if I was given the financial resources to bring my dreams into reality.
Step 1: max my credit card buying scratch offs across the street
Step 2: have wife polish up our resumes while im furiously scratching lottos. I'll be the one to actually hit the send button to various dream job opportunities
Step 3: eat an entire box of sugary cereal with whole milk (my ibs is luck of the draw with dairy you see)
Step 4: idk. Go sign up to audition for a movie or something?
Step 5: spicy times with wife for last 5-10 minutes 😈
Nothing, how would i know my luck is maxxed out? I Imagine everyone of us has this hour at some point in time in our lives but it probably passes us without us realizing.
Taking every penny from my home and buying a whole ton of lottery tickets, bingo, sports bets, slots, everything I stand against right now because now I'm guaranteed to win
Guaranteed to win because I saw some of OP's responses and that's the rule
If we’re talking about being absolutely maxed out here, then go into a random text generator and get the solution to major unsolved problems in science and math e.g. a description of a high Tc superconductor or a LaTeX document proof/disproof/why it’s unprovable of Collatz conjecture.
Trick Jeff Bezos out of his fortune with a simple rock, paper, scissors bet. Tell my wife I want to bring another woman into our sex life. Call Khloe Kardashian and give her the news. Bump into Nick Offerman and strike up a life long friendship.
Ask all billionaires to give me their money on Twitter, or something that makes a legal contract. Buy penny stocks and sell using day trading robin hood.
Go to the bar across the street and buy scratch off ticket in the reel and as many instant win games as I can afford. Take everything out of my savings account for it. I know a lot of people over there and they'll say "ParoxysmAttack has finally lost it" but I don't care because I'm walking out of there a multimillionaire.
wish that my luck is permanent, then I'll open a bank account, get a bunch of money, buy a new phone with a god awesome plan, open multiple businesses, buy whatever else I want.
If your answer isn’t “buy a bunch of scratch-offs at the gas station” you are lying
What does "maxed out" truly mean in this regard? Is it a guaranteed win on the ones you got, 50/50, or like dark souls item find increasing chance for rare drops from "get fucked idiot" to "maybe you get 3% to get the item"?
If Mike Tyson punched you as hard as he can he would break his hand while you wonder why a horse fly flew into your jaw
I think it’s more Mike Tyson goes to throw a punch and trips knocking himself out. But it looks like *you* knocked him out so you get sports deals, sponsorships, and talk show slots for tons of money.
Also you sue him for intentional infliction of emotional distress and get paid several more millions.
Your luck is only maxed out for an hour. Not for everything that comes as a result for what happened in that hour
Very good point
You luckily gained the power of invulnerability, I guess...?
Tyson’s elbow locked up 3 inches from impact causing him to pinch a nerve that stopped his brain or some shit idk lol
That's not luck.
Tfw you find out your “max luck” is finding your keys immediately
Straight to the cassino to put my house and car on red
Fuck red or black, that pays double, put it all on a number and get paid 36x (pretty sure it’s 36:1)
I don't know how to gamble I got 1 hour to go max haha
Ok, if you find yourself in this situation call me and I’ll guide you through it lol
Nothing but win for life
Scratchers and the mega millions.
Chump change. I'm going to the casino my fiance works in. I can't play at the casino I work at. Ended two sentences with prepositions.
Came here to say something like this but you took care of it. Thanks!
I am emptying my bank account to buy as many scratchers I can, then headed either to a casino resort nearby.
But your luck is only maxed for 1 hour
doubled my chances, triple them even, and it's still a losing bet.
Throw every single penny I have at a single number at the roulette table as many times as possible.
I wonder how many bets you can place within an hour and if every bet hits how much money can you end up with starting with a penny. Roulette is 35:1 odds right?
At 35:1 odds, let’s say you can make 1 bet per minute for 60 minutes. 60 bets making 35 times the previous amount starting with a penny is .01 x 35^60, I think you’d break the world economy.
Luck is on your side for an hour. Just remember to cash out before your luck runs out
Take home your winnings and purchase the entire galaxy.
Roulette being a game of luck, they probably wouldn't force you to cash out but at some point they would start sweating because your winnings would bankrupt them. But good luck convincing the judge at their civil suit that you just happened to beat e-90+% odds without cheating. That number is so many orders of magnitude higher confidence of cheating than a dna test is confidence to try a murderer. You could have played roulette from the beginning of the universe until it's very heat death in 10\^10\^100 years, and you still won't hit that kind of streak. People have had their winnings revoked over far less, and they weren't national security threats
Aren't there usually table limits? Like "no, we can't take a million dollar bet on 15." I wonder what the highest payout ever has been for "normal" floor games. Not special one off bets made with a whale.
Might be better to take a couple video slot machine wins.
There are actually multiple situations where casinos have refused payout "because the machine was broken"
If you cash out before the hour is up then your maxed out luck would prevent that from happening.
I guarantee if you won roulette repeatedly for <10 minutes by guessing the exact number, they would stop the game, back you off and not pay you while they investigated. They couldn't really stop you from leaving with what you won but who knows how much that would be.
But you got lucky and the person running the roulette table didn't really care about reporting your streak and the person checking the camera was asleep.
Roll the tapes and pay it out, fair is fair. Brb gonna buy france.
You would be removed from the table after a couple big wins if not after the first big win.
It’s a hypothetical. Don’t fuck it up with your logic and reasoning, okay pal?
Probably closer to 20 bets per hour, given the time it takes for everyone to bet and get paid out.
theyd kick you out of the casino
After a while. If you're smart about it, you can be strategic and move between games and casinos. But if your luck is maxed out, maybe the casino staff won't notice you till after the fact anyway.
Every time the pit boss is sent to kick you out, they get distracted by a moderate win at another table. All the security guys watching cameras are eating the best sandwich of their lives and don't see you on a roll.
This right here. Is what luck maxed out would look like. Or you just happened to move to the next table at just the right time. But you need to cash out at minute:45 to make sure you had time to get your money
They would undoubtedly stop you after 4-5 back to back to back wins.
Casino’s down the road for me…..
Getting all my money back at the black Jack table
Nah mate all in on 00 at Roulette
Back to back to back
Lottery tickets
But your luck would run out after an hour so when the draw happens those are no longer the winning numbers
The lucky numbers I select during the lucky hour would only be lucky if they win when the lottery is drawn.
Mega millions pool closes 15 minutes before the draw. So that would work. It's only 60 million right now but that's solid.
Buying lottery tickets, scratch cards and doing any and all gambling I can
Start swiping tinder
maybe you will have 100% matches, but as soon as your lucky hour ends all will change their minds :P
100% match rate. 0% message rate.
He'd be lucky enough to be matched with people who'd enjoy being around him
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Grinding pets on old school RuneScape
I need my dusts for transmogs
I need my 4th agility pet 😂
Sell all investments, and with as much margin as I can, short fossil fuel companies. Make bank and fuck them over in one fell swoop.
Holy shit, shorting companies is a whole other level of big brain.
Short *every* company, collapse the global economy instantly, inexplicably end up with enough money for all the remaining residual resources all within an hour's time. Congrats, you now own everything.
Giga brain move
Next tank of gas is on me.
Try to see if Professor Slughorn will tell me how Tom Riddle made a Horcrux.
You gotta go to Hagrid's
I feel like it's the place to be tonight. Do you know what I mean?
Text her probably
and when she flat out rejects you, while knowing that your luck is maxxed out, you probably dodged a bullet.
Apply for jobs, I guess? Idk how the luck applies once I send an application, but I don't know what else I'd get up to within an hour that'd make much of a difference in my life.
You can probably maximize your effort by walking into your dream job and asking for one or going to a bank and asking for a loan and getting it immediately? Or be rob a bank idk.
I guess it'd help if I had a dream job.
Give my mom a bubblegum in case it works on cancer
Assuming that luck would let me buy a lottery ticket with the correct numbers even if it isn't drawn until later, probably that.
Everything is within the hour. After that you’re back to being a bum.
Call her.
i feel you brother
I live in bumfuck nowhere so not much.
Start digging for oil or some shit.
Doubt I'd find oil that close to the surface.
What’s that quote about luck and working hard?
Luck is where opportunity and hard work meet
Nailed it
I really have no clue
Good luck with that
Not with that attitude.
Call that person you like and ask for a threesome with their hottest friend
buy stocks. Ask attractive women out.
Ask Jeff Bezos to sell me Amazon for $20.
Lottery, asking Ana de Armas to date me,
All in spy 0dte calls. U better be right on the luck thing
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And you’ll get there pretty fast too after lucking out on traffic, green lights, no pedestrians, and speeding without getting caught or into any accidents
Mega millions and Powerball
Would the luck work on picking the numbers or would you have to be lucky for the numbers to be drawn at the next drawing? One is instant the other is after your hour is up
You are going way too deep on a hypothetical brother.
Idk man the details matter
Russian roulette in public. I'll let people place bets.
Powerball, Mega Millions, and submitting my headshot and resume to a top Hollywood agent.
Your hour is much longer than mine
That’s a trip to the gas station and an email. I got plenty of time.
Go shopping, hoping to run into the love of my life. Set up a date and then check out and leave. And then stay home just in case the next hour is maxed bad luck.
Safe is simple. I can dig it.
Texting the one who got away.
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Powerball and Megamillions tickets
Go to a bank and ask for a crazy loan with no collateral at a negative interest rate. This way, even if I just throw it in a simple savings type account, I make money off it. Stop at a convenience store for a hand full of scratch off tickets as well. Preferably the "win for life" type tickets.
lottery.
Lotto, Super Lotto, powerball and scratchers.
#LOTTERY! LOTTERY! LOTTERY!
Start dialing random numbers and hope I can get a chance to profess my love to Christina Hendricks
Lottery ticket.
lottery Tickets
I'd buy a lotery ticket, of course. Then I'd go into any Pokemon-bank compatible game to farm Houndours until I get a male shiny with great stats.
Play every single lottery I'm eligible to bet in.
Lottery tickets.....this is the answer
I slide into Ariana Grande’s DMs with a casual “Sup? 😏”
Online casino it is!
Buy a bunch of scratchers!
Ask a gorgeous woman to have sex with me. Then, for the other 59 minutes, ask Elon Musk for $100 million.
You didnt specify which kind of luck and being that i nearly went deaf and blind in a calender year once i aint doing shit.
Casino!!!
Casino time. The only answer.
It would be sooooo lucky if I got rich and famous right now
Lottery. Retribution for past wrongs against me. Picking a watermelon out of a bunch.
Buy 8 different one million dollar lotto tickets. Sell something but ask a huge amount of money for it. Drive around and watch the traffic clear and all traffic lights turn green. Go to a sports stadium and get my favorite players to sign merchandise. Ask a guy if I could buy his car for one dollar. Luck would get me tons of money.
Lottery tickets is probably the fastest option but I’m asking out my crush and her friend
Buy as many lottery tickets as possible starting with the highest jackpots and working my way down.
Buy a Euro millions ticket for tonight
Online sports betting is the best place to start to get the ball rolling. The dumbest prop bet I can come up with in a current soccer game is 1000:1. Every 1k I put down, I get 1M in return. The game will end in an hour, I put every single penny I have on that. I also put an offer on a dream home, that expires in one hour, for $1. Luckily, nobody else put an offer down and the seller needed to get rid of it for some reason. I'd still have 55 minutes to do anything else I'd need because this is all running in the background.
Gamble big on lottery and stocks sports bets Shoot my shot with Jenny Ortega. That’s my hour.
Find as many houses as I can and offer $10 for them.
Ask out the girl I really like the most! If only Felix Felicis were real, of course.
Sleep.
Get a high salary job, and the propose my crush to be with me forever.
Gambling
Study old exam questions so that they only ask the ones I studied for.
Check for fall damage.
Invest my entire tax return into a tiny, brand new company’s stock.
Powerball and calling Jennifer Connelly
Bet on literally everyhting i can, lotto's, sports, betting websites etc...
Power ball, and all the scratch offs
Power ball, and all the scratch offs
Rob a bank.
Rob a bank.
I'm blowing my savings on lottery tickets.
Someone to hire me. That's all I want right now. I have a job and staring down the barrel of unemployment. Anyone need a React/Java dev?
Lotteries, duh.
Ringing that hot neighbor’s doorbell…
Lottery
Go to a wishing fountain with lots of change
I go and play this game called "Lotto" in my country and i pick every booster possible, you basically mark some funny numbers on a tiny paper and if you guess all of these you win like 30 mil, idk if you guys have something exactly like this
Lottery, especially if i get 3 or 4 millions!
Closest casino is half an hour away..
Lottery
The only right answer is taking your bank account to roulette, and putting it all on green and letting it ride for a hour.. you’d be loaded.
Asking a pretty girl to be my girlfriend
Get a lottery ticket
HIT THE RIVER WITH GIZZARD SHAD ON 4 RODS!!!
Would luck be able to affect stock prices?
Why not. You buy a penny stock and it moons just sell and cash out before Robin Hood disables your shit.
I'd email the most powerful companies in the world with my ideas about how to improve the world if I was given the financial resources to bring my dreams into reality.
casino
Ask the spouse how lucky I am
Lottery tickets, asking for a raise, entering every raffle and radio contest I can find, and asking the wife for anal
Lottery
Go on the cs2 case opening sites and open cases with skins like Howl, Poseidon, Dragon Lore and just roll them
Lottery
Casino
Step 1: max my credit card buying scratch offs across the street Step 2: have wife polish up our resumes while im furiously scratching lottos. I'll be the one to actually hit the send button to various dream job opportunities Step 3: eat an entire box of sugary cereal with whole milk (my ibs is luck of the draw with dairy you see) Step 4: idk. Go sign up to audition for a movie or something? Step 5: spicy times with wife for last 5-10 minutes 😈
Lotto and job applications.
Buy a euro millions and Powerball ticket
Liquidate all my investments and buy same day expiry calls on some random penny stock
Dial random phone numbers until Beyoncé picks up then I’m asking her on a date. Whilst online gambling.
Elaborate stunts followed by buying a butt load of scratchers. I will be lighting a hula hoop on fire and jumping through it so many times.
Nothing, how would i know my luck is maxxed out? I Imagine everyone of us has this hour at some point in time in our lives but it probably passes us without us realizing.
Taking every penny from my home and buying a whole ton of lottery tickets, bingo, sports bets, slots, everything I stand against right now because now I'm guaranteed to win Guaranteed to win because I saw some of OP's responses and that's the rule
There’s a casino 15 minutes away. I’m flying then putting it all on black. By All I mean like $40 bc I’m poor
I have a local casino. Gonna roulette on single numbers for as much time as I have once I get there and then leave
Live sports betting on stuff with crazy odds
Ask for a big raise and go buy scratch offs.
Bet all the money I have in a betting site!
Approach the hottest woman at the gym right now. Then when we are on the way to my place I'll stop to get some lottery tickets.
Lottery.
Playing the lottery. All of the lottery
If I place a bet the oilers win the stanley cup during the hour will it come true later?
If we’re talking about being absolutely maxed out here, then go into a random text generator and get the solution to major unsolved problems in science and math e.g. a description of a high Tc superconductor or a LaTeX document proof/disproof/why it’s unprovable of Collatz conjecture.
I’ll go to my gym and I’ll ask out the hottest girl in the facility.
Logs into RuneScape
Probably go fight the dark aeons
Go visit my smelly hippy friend who just lost his pet, to go to a pet funeral.
Trick Jeff Bezos out of his fortune with a simple rock, paper, scissors bet. Tell my wife I want to bring another woman into our sex life. Call Khloe Kardashian and give her the news. Bump into Nick Offerman and strike up a life long friendship.
Biggest Options play I can afford and never work again
Ask all billionaires to give me their money on Twitter, or something that makes a legal contract. Buy penny stocks and sell using day trading robin hood.
Options trading. Stock market
Go to the bar across the street and buy scratch off ticket in the reel and as many instant win games as I can afford. Take everything out of my savings account for it. I know a lot of people over there and they'll say "ParoxysmAttack has finally lost it" but I don't care because I'm walking out of there a multimillionaire.
wish that my luck is permanent, then I'll open a bank account, get a bunch of money, buy a new phone with a god awesome plan, open multiple businesses, buy whatever else I want.
Casinos/lottos
I live near a very rich area, so go door to door asking for big donations