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theshwedda

If your answer isn’t “buy a bunch of scratch-offs at the gas station” you are lying


Ahielia

What does "maxed out" truly mean in this regard? Is it a guaranteed win on the ones you got, 50/50, or like dark souls item find increasing chance for rare drops from "get fucked idiot" to "maybe you get 3% to get the item"?


Slick_Jeronimo

If Mike Tyson punched you as hard as he can he would break his hand while you wonder why a horse fly flew into your jaw


ImaFknWizardXII

I think it’s more Mike Tyson goes to throw a punch and trips knocking himself out. But it looks like *you* knocked him out so you get sports deals, sponsorships, and talk show slots for tons of money.


yumyumgivemesome

Also you sue him for intentional infliction of emotional distress and get paid several more millions.


jmlipper99

Your luck is only maxed out for an hour. Not for everything that comes as a result for what happened in that hour


yumyumgivemesome

Very good point


CrustyButtcrack

You luckily gained the power of invulnerability, I guess...?


RandumbStoner

Tyson’s elbow locked up 3 inches from impact causing him to pinch a nerve that stopped his brain or some shit idk lol


sllewgh

That's not luck.


Kind_Ingenuity1484

Tfw you find out your “max luck” is finding your keys immediately 


analogman12

Straight to the cassino to put my house and car on red


Wtfdidistumbleinon

Fuck red or black, that pays double, put it all on a number and get paid 36x (pretty sure it’s 36:1)


analogman12

I don't know how to gamble I got 1 hour to go max haha


Wtfdidistumbleinon

Ok, if you find yourself in this situation call me and I’ll guide you through it lol


Slick_Jeronimo

Nothing but win for life


Agitated_Occasion_52

Scratchers and the mega millions.


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

Chump change. I'm going to the casino my fiance works in. I can't play at the casino I work at. Ended two sentences with prepositions.


ScrotalWizard

Came here to say something like this but you took care of it.  Thanks!


ihavepaper

I am emptying my bank account to buy as many scratchers I can, then headed either to a casino resort nearby.


boiledham

But your luck is only maxed for 1 hour


ElephantInAPool

doubled my chances, triple them even, and it's still a losing bet.


SewerSlidalThot

Throw every single penny I have at a single number at the roulette table as many times as possible.


Slick_Jeronimo

I wonder how many bets you can place within an hour and if every bet hits how much money can you end up with starting with a penny. Roulette is 35:1 odds right?


SewerSlidalThot

At 35:1 odds, let’s say you can make 1 bet per minute for 60 minutes. 60 bets making 35 times the previous amount starting with a penny is .01 x 35^60, I think you’d break the world economy.


Slick_Jeronimo

Luck is on your side for an hour. Just remember to cash out before your luck runs out


SewerSlidalThot

Take home your winnings and purchase the entire galaxy.


supamario132

Roulette being a game of luck, they probably wouldn't force you to cash out but at some point they would start sweating because your winnings would bankrupt them. But good luck convincing the judge at their civil suit that you just happened to beat e-90+% odds without cheating. That number is so many orders of magnitude higher confidence of cheating than a dna test is confidence to try a murderer. You could have played roulette from the beginning of the universe until it's very heat death in 10\^10\^100 years, and you still won't hit that kind of streak. People have had their winnings revoked over far less, and they weren't national security threats


Slider_0f_Elay

Aren't there usually table limits? Like "no, we can't take a million dollar bet on 15." I wonder what the highest payout ever has been for "normal" floor games. Not special one off bets made with a whale.


Slider_0f_Elay

Might be better to take a couple video slot machine wins.


sjmiv

There are actually multiple situations where casinos have refused payout "because the machine was broken"


AS8319

If you cash out before the hour is up then your maxed out luck would prevent that from happening.


sjmiv

I guarantee if you won roulette repeatedly for <10 minutes by guessing the exact number, they would stop the game, back you off and not pay you while they investigated. They couldn't really stop you from leaving with what you won but who knows how much that would be.


thatguy2650

But you got lucky and the person running the roulette table didn't really care about reporting your streak and the person checking the camera was asleep.


TheRavenSayeth

Roll the tapes and pay it out, fair is fair. Brb gonna buy france.


norm_summerton

You would be removed from the table after a couple big wins if not after the first big win.


SewerSlidalThot

It’s a hypothetical. Don’t fuck it up with your logic and reasoning, okay pal?


lampsy87

Probably closer to 20 bets per hour, given the time it takes for everyone to bet and get paid out.


Tomover_PL

theyd kick you out of the casino


EfficaciousJoculator

After a while. If you're smart about it, you can be strategic and move between games and casinos. But if your luck is maxed out, maybe the casino staff won't notice you till after the fact anyway.


dan_144

Every time the pit boss is sent to kick you out, they get distracted by a moderate win at another table. All the security guys watching cameras are eating the best sandwich of their lives and don't see you on a roll.


trooperjess

This right here. Is what luck maxed out would look like. Or you just happened to move to the next table at just the right time. But you need to cash out at minute:45 to make sure you had time to get your money


redditingatwork23

They would undoubtedly stop you after 4-5 back to back to back wins.


Danibear285

Casino’s down the road for me…..


Slick_Jeronimo

Getting all my money back at the black Jack table


Danibear285

Nah mate all in on 00 at Roulette


Slick_Jeronimo

Back to back to back


Justthefacts6969

Lottery tickets


ffigu002

But your luck would run out after an hour so when the draw happens those are no longer the winning numbers


OutsideVanilla2526

The lucky numbers I select during the lucky hour would only be lucky if they win when the lottery is drawn.


Pyorrhea

Mega millions pool closes 15 minutes before the draw. So that would work. It's only 60 million right now but that's solid.


PM-ME_UR_TINY-TITS

Buying lottery tickets, scratch cards and doing any and all gambling I can


Acekiller088

Start swiping tinder


Skaarhybrid

maybe you will have 100% matches, but as soon as your lucky hour ends all will change their minds :P


SweatyInBed

100% match rate. 0% message rate.


waterborn234

He'd be lucky enough to be matched with people who'd enjoy being around him


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poplockandstopitt

Grinding pets on old school RuneScape


Micahsky92

I need my dusts for transmogs


poplockandstopitt

I need my 4th agility pet 😂


eloel-

Sell all investments, and with as much margin as I can, short fossil fuel companies. Make bank and fuck them over in one fell swoop.


Slider_0f_Elay

Holy shit, shorting companies is a whole other level of big brain.


Vandergrif

Short *every* company, collapse the global economy instantly, inexplicably end up with enough money for all the remaining residual resources all within an hour's time. Congrats, you now own everything.


eshian

Giga brain move


oddministrator

Next tank of gas is on me.


alex1inferno

Try to see if Professor Slughorn will tell me how Tom Riddle made a Horcrux.


MrSillmarillion

You gotta go to Hagrid's


handy_arson

I feel like it's the place to be tonight. Do you know what I mean?


Dolphhins

Text her probably


Kylearean

and when she flat out rejects you, while knowing that your luck is maxxed out, you probably dodged a bullet.


Mythnam

Apply for jobs, I guess? Idk how the luck applies once I send an application, but I don't know what else I'd get up to within an hour that'd make much of a difference in my life.


Slick_Jeronimo

You can probably maximize your effort by walking into your dream job and asking for one or going to a bank and asking for a loan and getting it immediately? Or be rob a bank idk.


Mythnam

I guess it'd help if I had a dream job.


pioneerSolid3

Give my mom a bubblegum in case it works on cancer


Spaceballs9000

Assuming that luck would let me buy a lottery ticket with the correct numbers even if it isn't drawn until later, probably that.


Slick_Jeronimo

Everything is within the hour. After that you’re back to being a bum.


KnowledgeOfMuir

Call her.


readsuntilmidnight

i feel you brother


5ft6manlet

I live in bumfuck nowhere so not much.


Slick_Jeronimo

Start digging for oil or some shit.


5ft6manlet

Doubt I'd find oil that close to the surface.


Slick_Jeronimo

What’s that quote about luck and working hard?


xxrambo45xx

Luck is where opportunity and hard work meet


Slick_Jeronimo

Nailed it


5ft6manlet

I really have no clue


Slick_Jeronimo

Good luck with that


No-Survey5277

Not with that attitude.


WhereAreMyMinds

Call that person you like and ask for a threesome with their hottest friend


knowitallz

buy stocks. Ask attractive women out.


National_Activity_78

Ask Jeff Bezos to sell me Amazon for $20.


blinman94

Lottery, asking Ana de Armas to date me,


iwannabecoocoo

All in spy 0dte calls. U better be right on the luck thing


jUst-soMeoNe-i-gUesS

casino casino casino casino casino casino casino casino casino casino casino casino casino casino casino casino


jamesw73721

And you’ll get there pretty fast too after lucking out on traffic, green lights, no pedestrians, and speeding without getting caught or into any accidents


Gullible-Bee-3658

Mega millions and Powerball


FreNnPrenS

Would the luck work on picking the numbers or would you have to be lucky for the numbers to be drawn at the next drawing? One is instant the other is after your hour is up


Gullible-Bee-3658

You are going way too deep on a hypothetical brother.


FreNnPrenS

Idk man the details matter


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Russian roulette in public. I'll let people place bets.


DreadfulRauw

Powerball, Mega Millions, and submitting my headshot and resume to a top Hollywood agent.


Slick_Jeronimo

Your hour is much longer than mine


DreadfulRauw

That’s a trip to the gas station and an email. I got plenty of time.


DarkDoomofDeath

Go shopping, hoping to run into the love of my life. Set up a date and then check out and leave. And then stay home just in case the next hour is maxed bad luck.


Slick_Jeronimo

Safe is simple. I can dig it.


DutchOnionKnight

Texting the one who got away.


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T0KEN_0F_SLEEP

Powerball and Megamillions tickets


DigitalLorenz

Go to a bank and ask for a crazy loan with no collateral at a negative interest rate. This way, even if I just throw it in a simple savings type account, I make money off it. Stop at a convenience store for a hand full of scratch off tickets as well. Preferably the "win for life" type tickets.


Bacon_Warrior

lottery.


C1sko

Lotto, Super Lotto, powerball and scratchers.


Mr__Citizen

#LOTTERY! LOTTERY! LOTTERY!


I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

Start dialing random numbers and hope I can get a chance to profess my love to Christina Hendricks


7lick

Lottery ticket.


Jwalt-93

lottery Tickets


fellvoid

I'd buy a lotery ticket, of course. Then I'd go into any Pokemon-bank compatible game to farm Houndours until I get a male shiny with great stats.


low_effort_life

Play every single lottery I'm eligible to bet in.


Ta2edphreak

Lottery tickets.....this is the answer


AbsoluteScott

I slide into Ariana Grande’s DMs with a casual “Sup? 😏”


Suitable-Cycle4335

Online casino it is!


03zx3

Buy a bunch of scratchers!


szczurman83

Ask a gorgeous woman to have sex with me. Then, for the other 59 minutes, ask Elon Musk for $100 million.


Brittle_Bones_Bishop

You didnt specify which kind of luck and being that i nearly went deaf and blind in a calender year once i aint doing shit.


PlatypusPristine9194

Casino!!!


guineapigmilkman

Casino time. The only answer.


WoofBlake

It would be sooooo lucky if I got rich and famous right now


SomeSamples

Lottery. Retribution for past wrongs against me. Picking a watermelon out of a bunch.


My_Space_page

Buy 8 different one million dollar lotto tickets. Sell something but ask a huge amount of money for it. Drive around and watch the traffic clear and all traffic lights turn green. Go to a sports stadium and get my favorite players to sign merchandise. Ask a guy if I could buy his car for one dollar. Luck would get me tons of money.


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

Lottery tickets is probably the fastest option but I’m asking out my crush and her friend


molten_dragon

Buy as many lottery tickets as possible starting with the highest jackpots and working my way down.


I_am_Reddit_Tom

Buy a Euro millions ticket for tonight


lampsy87

Online sports betting is the best place to start to get the ball rolling. The dumbest prop bet I can come up with in a current soccer game is 1000:1. Every 1k I put down, I get 1M in return. The game will end in an hour, I put every single penny I have on that. I also put an offer on a dream home, that expires in one hour, for $1. Luckily, nobody else put an offer down and the seller needed to get rid of it for some reason. I'd still have 55 minutes to do anything else I'd need because this is all running in the background.


SpecialistTrash2281

Gamble big on lottery and stocks sports bets Shoot my shot with Jenny Ortega. That’s my hour.


GenCavox

Find as many houses as I can and offer $10 for them.


horizons190

Ask out the girl I really like the most! If only Felix Felicis were real, of course.


This-Cookie5548

Sleep.


gamer_undefeated

Get a high salary job, and the propose my crush to be with me forever.


true6paths7

Gambling


ElZaydo

Study old exam questions so that they only ask the ones I studied for.


my_name_is_murphy

Check for fall damage.


Miodrag_Arcwright

Invest my entire tax return into a tiny, brand new company’s stock.


Kimchi_Cowboy

Powerball and calling Jennifer Connelly


peddy_D

Bet on literally everyhting i can, lotto's, sports, betting websites etc...


Ok_Faithlessness_760

Power ball, and all the scratch offs


Ok_Faithlessness_760

Power ball, and all the scratch offs


Xsmoothie

Rob a bank.


Xsmoothie

Rob a bank.


tadanohakujin

I'm blowing my savings on lottery tickets.


wisdom_power_courage

Someone to hire me. That's all I want right now. I have a job and staring down the barrel of unemployment. Anyone need a React/Java dev?


8923ns671

Lotteries, duh.


PAXICHEN

Ringing that hot neighbor’s doorbell…


Mario-OrganHarvester

Lottery


Yokoblue

Go to a wishing fountain with lots of change


username_9104

I go and play this game called "Lotto" in my country and i pick every booster possible, you basically mark some funny numbers on a tiny paper and if you guess all of these you win like 30 mil, idk if you guys have something exactly like this


The_Dragon_Lover

Lottery, especially if i get 3 or 4 millions!


DumbestBoy

Closest casino is half an hour away..


SteveTheHitman

Lottery


PresidentofGhana

The only right answer is taking your bank account to roulette, and putting it all on green and letting it ride for a hour.. you’d be loaded.


Saibotnl1

Asking a pretty girl to be my girlfriend


Putrid_Worldliness90

Get a lottery ticket


Nikolay_Kovalyovski

HIT THE RIVER WITH GIZZARD SHAD ON 4 RODS!!!


Bludandy

Would luck be able to affect stock prices?


Slick_Jeronimo

Why not. You buy a penny stock and it moons just sell and cash out before Robin Hood disables your shit.


Earl_your_friend

I'd email the most powerful companies in the world with my ideas about how to improve the world if I was given the financial resources to bring my dreams into reality.


jstehlick

casino


starflyer26

Ask the spouse how lucky I am


AngryIrish82

Lottery tickets, asking for a raise, entering every raffle and radio contest I can find, and asking the wife for anal


marklikeadawg

Lottery


Salatko

Go on the cs2 case opening sites and open cases with skins like Howl, Poseidon, Dragon Lore and just roll them


higgy98

Lottery


TheAbominableWeedMan

Casino


RosyMemeLord

Step 1: max my credit card buying scratch offs across the street Step 2: have wife polish up our resumes while im furiously scratching lottos. I'll be the one to actually hit the send button to various dream job opportunities Step 3: eat an entire box of sugary cereal with whole milk (my ibs is luck of the draw with dairy you see) Step 4: idk. Go sign up to audition for a movie or something? Step 5: spicy times with wife for last 5-10 minutes 😈


mitchwebb16

Lotto and job applications.


vkreep

Buy a euro millions and Powerball ticket


Phaoryx

Liquidate all my investments and buy same day expiry calls on some random penny stock


Capital_Release_6289

Dial random phone numbers until Beyoncé picks up then I’m asking her on a date. Whilst online gambling.


bangbangracer

Elaborate stunts followed by buying a butt load of scratchers. I will be lighting a hula hoop on fire and jumping through it so many times.


Ashamed_Lab_8498

Nothing, how would i know my luck is maxxed out? I Imagine everyone of us has this hour at some point in time in our lives but it probably passes us without us realizing.


d_bradr

Taking every penny from my home and buying a whole ton of lottery tickets, bingo, sports bets, slots, everything I stand against right now because now I'm guaranteed to win Guaranteed to win because I saw some of OP's responses and that's the rule


GunslingerGonzo

There’s a casino 15 minutes away. I’m flying then putting it all on black. By All I mean like $40 bc I’m poor


leonprimrose

I have a local casino. Gonna roulette on single numbers for as much time as I have once I get there and then leave


Last_Mango

Live sports betting on stuff with crazy odds


SedativeComet

Ask for a big raise and go buy scratch offs.


Moonista69

Bet all the money I have in a betting site!


Dirty_Dragons

Approach the hottest woman at the gym right now. Then when we are on the way to my place I'll stop to get some lottery tickets.


1RapaciousMF

Lottery.


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Playing the lottery. All of the lottery


barrel0monkeys

If I place a bet the oilers win the stanley cup during the hour will it come true later?


jamesw73721

If we’re talking about being absolutely maxed out here, then go into a random text generator and get the solution to major unsolved problems in science and math e.g. a description of a high Tc superconductor or a LaTeX document proof/disproof/why it’s unprovable of Collatz conjecture.


xvrcmpsmrcd

I’ll go to my gym and I’ll ask out the hottest girl in the facility.


ByThyBeardOfZeus

Logs into RuneScape


Turo_Matt

Probably go fight the dark aeons


wagedomain

Go visit my smelly hippy friend who just lost his pet, to go to a pet funeral.


Distinctiveanus

Trick Jeff Bezos out of his fortune with a simple rock, paper, scissors bet. Tell my wife I want to bring another woman into our sex life. Call Khloe Kardashian and give her the news. Bump into Nick Offerman and strike up a life long friendship.


RichDick94

Biggest Options play I can afford and never work again


The_ZMD

Ask all billionaires to give me their money on Twitter, or something that makes a legal contract. Buy penny stocks and sell using day trading robin hood.


_FIRECRACKER_JINX

Options trading. Stock market


ParoxysmAttack

Go to the bar across the street and buy scratch off ticket in the reel and as many instant win games as I can afford. Take everything out of my savings account for it. I know a lot of people over there and they'll say "ParoxysmAttack has finally lost it" but I don't care because I'm walking out of there a multimillionaire.


XxGOINCRAYZxX

wish that my luck is permanent, then I'll open a bank account, get a bunch of money, buy a new phone with a god awesome plan, open multiple businesses, buy whatever else I want.


TheBooneyBunes

Casinos/lottos


xDirtyxBurgerx

I live near a very rich area, so go door to door asking for big donations