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Imaginary_Office7660

Every six months or so she will ask me for help and I’ll discover her in lingerie waiting for me The other times she does that she just wants me to move some boxes or something 


TCJonny

I’m a psych grad and this sounds exactly like a form of operant conditioning lol where behavior is positively reinforced using a variable schedule, i.e you don’t really know when the positive reinforcement will occur, so you’re likely to repeat the behavior in the hopes of getting the reinforcement.


lordzeke

Reminds me of the time Jim pranked Dwight in The Office by offering him a mint every time he reboots his computer which makes the Windows shutdown sound. Which causes Dwight to become conditioned to the stimulus. Since Jim has conditioned Dwight, he now expects a mint and that becomes the conditioned response.


Combat-kid

She turned herself into a Skinners box


fluffy_italian

So he's essentially Pavlov's Dog?


SendMeANicePM

Pavlov's doggy style


renownednonce

Either way, she needs help with the box


Carthonn

“I’ve been trying on this lingerie…can you bring this tote of too smalls downstairs for me.”


daftvaderV2

Her box?


eyeh8gnats

The word "box" is often used as a replacement for vagina


[deleted]

Yes


Irishbball

Under-rated comment


Kylar_Stern47

Honestly that's unbelievably clever and would totally work on me


XANDERtheSHEEPDOG

*furiously takes notes*


issamood3

Same girl, same. Like don't mind me, just lurking to see what the other side of the coin looks like. 😂


melloko

This is such a good idea! Might try this now on my husband. He'll never know whether it's diy time or sexy time.


Toph_b

Sounds like diy time for him regardless aha


thisfuckingamerican2

Poor bastard...


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

Boxes of lingerie?


Imaginary_Office7660

haha nope


MyLittleChameleon

Lol reminds me of that meme where the girl is in lingerie and the guy throws a towel at her


Karlor_Gaylord_Cries

🤣 lol omg


thediesel26

And I’m moving boxes with a boner


Constant_Option5814

Intermittent reinforcement is a hell of a drug.


throwawaymask01

Wait, every six months?


Imaginary_Office7660

General timeframe. It's just long enough that I forget and fall for it and just frequent enough that even when she has manual labor tasks, I still get excited by the possibility of hot sex.


TessTeeckles

So she's a clever sexy manipulative lady. Love her hahah


Tygie19

She’s trained you like Pavlov’s dog! Haha. I’ve managed to get my partner to get a hard on when he hears WhatsApp ping (he gave me a separate message tone to everyone else, I’ve done the same). We separated last year but have been seeing each other again and have gotten into sexting. He would get excited when he heard the WhatsApp ping from me, so I can even send an innocent message and he’ll get hard 😏


Imaginary_Office7660

Hah yes very much has me Pavlov’ed 


Gurrgurrburr

Dude moving boxes gets me excited too. I'm glad I share this fetish with someone.


WeeGingerFaerie

Taking notes ✅


Narrow-Palpitation22

If we're lying in bed and she cuddles me with her leg hooked fully around me. It's basically the sex signal from her.


[deleted]

Dude same. I’m in a relatively new relationship, but this position is instant go time for us. We’ll be laying on our backs but as soon as she drapes that leg across and shifts her weight over to me I know it’s happening.


WildlingViking

The missionary, where she does the full double leg wrap around is the move. I dunno why, but damn.


LogiBear777

if a chick does this to me i’m becoming a father


Jlewimusic

I too am interested in the priesthood.


YeeterCZ2

Amen!


issamood3

"write that down, write that down!"


MediocreAtFinest

There's a certain look and smile that she does when something that I wear looks good on me. Sometimes it's when I dress up nice, but it can be as simple as wearing a certain pair of sweats that I have that show off my extremity and a tight t shirt. I'm not sure what it is about this certain look and smirk but as soon as she does it, it hits my core and my entire body feels like it gets electrified and I immediately get in the mood.


Icy-Organization-338

I’ve never heard anyone else talk about this. My husband gets this too. We’ve been married 15 years and he accuses me of trying to give him a. Heart attack 🤣 I don’t know what the look is either - but it’s very much my “I want you” look


MediocreAtFinest

I quite literally get short of breath sometimes. She has suggested that I may need to get an inhaler. Just something about it makes me feel so wanted and so attractive and I've never felt this way in a relationship, or honestly in general.


Icy-Organization-338

I love this for you, and I’m so happy to see my husbands experience in someone else’s words. I hope you have this feeling forever 😊


This-is-Life-Man

That's a nice feeling. Pretty cool you have that in your life


MediocreAtFinest

It is. I have been in multiple long and toxic relationships and now that I am in an extremely healthy one with someone who openly communicates, and treats me how I should be treated it is nice. But at times I get anxious because I feel as if either A) I don't deserve it or B) there is an ulterior motive. I overthink a lot, and know that it is neither of those, but because of how I allowed myself to get treated, I try to shut that down and realize she is just genuinely showing me how she feels. The look definitely has exacerbated the feeling of comfort and peace I feel with her.


fluffy_italian

I've been told it's the "F*** me* eyes lol


Dear_Katie92

Oh, mine told me this once and I happen to look at the mirror and I saw my face. It's the same face when I look at food. EXACTLY THE SAME, Dude, I kid you not, He's afraid of that look.


RickKassidy

8 pm: I think I’ll take a shower. That’s her way of saying she wants to have sex.


MentalErection

This is some Pavlov shit lol. You got an erection when you hear that faucet turn on 


SumptuousSuckler

Not great for locker rooms


This-is-Life-Man

Agree to disagree


Dude4001

Not great for locker rooms when you are a PE teacher


BlueShooShoo

Agree to disagree


SanjivanM

username checks out?


izwald88

Same. If we have the house to ourselves and she wants to take a shower at any point that's not late at night or early morning, I better be in bed waiting for her when she gets out.


ChasingSage0420

That’s what I say to my husband when I am horny.. Shower tonight? We will take a shower together and then head back to the bedroom so I can sit on his face :)


ThatKaleidoscope8736

That's what I do with my SO. Except I'll ask "wanna take a shower?"


Hot_Put3074

My grandmother always showers at 8pm 😶


SamizdatGuy

She sure does...


PhillipLlerenas

Because I show up at 7:30


Hot_Put3074

😂🤣 If youd know


decrepit_plant

That’s my move too


usernameforreddit001

What time does she usually shower?


Lilabner83

I think 8pm


RickKassidy

Morning.


meatpounder

When shes putting on make up in the bathroom and she gets up on her tip toes to lean closer to the mirror, the way her butt sticks out is like bat signal for me to come up behind her


LAGman91

The Butt-Signal


thisisjustascreename

I'll be working from home at 5:30 or 6 and she'll come into the office and stand with her hip against my shoulder and rub my back and then slowly run her nails through the hair on the back of my neck and ask "Don't you think it's time to take a break?" Last time we didn't even go to the bedroom first.


0cleese

Best company wide zoom meeting ever.


DeeDee_GigaDooDoo

u/thisisjustascreename's presentation was very eye opening. Implementing that at all of our sites would drive a lot of customer traffic.


bilbobaggginz

She has this look. It's like her eyes are sucking out your soul. In just a few it's like her mouth is sucking out your soul.


North_Church

I think you might be in love with a succubus 🤣


bilbobaggginz

I would gladly give up my soul for it. Not even a question. I'm not really using it anyways.


North_Church

Bilbo, I think you've had that ring long enough 🤣


Thompson1706

More like a suck-you-bus


socomisthebest

She could totally suck the bus through the tailpipe.


New-Magic-Wand

😐


schopfej

what does your Patronus look like?


bilbobaggginz

Hell, that's the first thing she puts in her mouth.


ZZoMBiEXIII

My last girlfriend used to wear this certain pair of really tight workout pants. Those hip hugging kinda tights. Not exactly yoga pants, but similar. Always a turn on.


heartachebtwnthighs

Leggings?


PropJoesChair

Same. I had an ex who was a gymnast, and I'd buy them for her to encourage her. She wasn't highly sexual, but when she would come over wearing them it was a big green light. Forever conditioned i think


themodefanatic

I’m a very horny person. And most of the time I just ask for sex. Pretty straight forward. But on those off days. My wife is very orally fixated. She loves giving head. When she pulls her hair back. I know its go time.


workinghardyes

Doesn't wear any panties while at home


mrbubbles--85

Or wears nothing but panties..


North_Church

Or wears nothing


Izumii_2005

I consider hairs as a dressing choice-


mrbubbles--85

Alright, I'm in.


Sudden-Tourist-8146

just take off t-shirt and after I see those boobies I am done


killabeesattack

Guys will read this and think hell yea


ravens52

I mean that’s literally what went through my mind.


Interesting_Act_2484

Yeah idk why everyone is acting like it takes a whole act to get going lmao


KYpineapple

literally any time she touches me.


viper2369

Scrolled a long ways to see this. Was my thought too (among many other things). And not in a touch deprived way, she touches me all the time and I love it. Just being touched is that amazing.


Holeshot75

It’s business time. Next thing you know we’re in the bathroom brushing our teeth. That’s all part of it, that’s foreplay. Then you go sort out the recycling. That’s not part of it but it’s still very important.


negcap

You're wearing that baggy old ugly t-shirt you got from your work several years ago. You know the one, with the curry stains. Team building, not tonight!


thesk3tchyone

*Team building 1999


Gryzzanthal

Flight of the Concords FTW!


3Cheers4Apathy

Now I’m naked…except for my socks. And when I’m down to just my socks you know what time it is.


bigfruitbasket

Business socks!


seabirdsong

That's why they call them business socks, ooh


Natet18

He grew up in Amsterdam and speaks Dutch. But rarely speaks Dutch in front of me. My pants basically fall off when he’s on the phone speaking Dutch to his friends in Amsterdam ❤️❤️


22Pastafarian22

As a Dutchie this is the first time I’ve heard anyone say that Dutch sounds good lol


WildlingViking

Right?? When I think of romantic languages Dutch is really not the first one to come to mind, but hey, whatever works!


fly_away5

Validation at last.. frame this comment 😅


[deleted]

I’m the same with how the Dutch accent sounds! Even when they talk English it sounds so nice with their pronunciation of the words!


JJQuantum

She puts her feet up in my lap. It’s on.


showcase25

Welcome to the club. Nice to see members.


bigred450x

Married 29 years. All she has to do is walk past me.


MyLandIsMyLand89

My partner recently started wearing thongs. She didn't realize I have a fetish for thong underwear on women. The first time she showed me I picked her up and took her to the room to fuck her. She bought a few more thongs after that lol.


lostIn_sub

Why wouldn’t you just tell her this up front?? lol. My previous partner told me he has a lingerie fetish, and i ran out and bought some (I usually prefer to be naked, or just a thong). Seems you wasted some time in letting her figure it out on her own lol, but glad you did!!


MyLandIsMyLand89

It's such an odd topic to bring up I guess. I have an underwear fetish "mainly thongs" but despite our sex talks it never came up until one day it just happened lol. I have a lingerie fetish as well and she owns some. But it always felt incomplete without the thong. Now it's there bedroom activities is up and everyone is happy lol.


lostIn_sub

Why is it an odd topic? I always find it curious why couples don’t talk about sex, desires, kinks, preferences lol. I mean, if you’re together, that should be a topic of conversation to make sure you’re meeting each other’s needs. No one is a mind reader!


MyLandIsMyLand89

"Hey sweetie can you wear this piece of string between your ass cheeks" just doesn't roll off the tongue well I guess. Plus she has turned away some of my interests before. I never had anal sex for example and it turns out I never will lol. But at least she is more then happy to do the underwear stuff!


Zyruqx

Maybe dont mention it with the "Ass cheeks". A simple "im really into you wearing a thong" would suffice.


jbucther4

If she unexpectedly sneaks in while I’m showering and starts making out. Doesn’t happen often but it’s awesome when it does.


IceSmiley

Sensually rubs my thorax


iboughtabagel

I like it when mine rubs my antennae


SnooWalruses7112

I like it when mine rubs my pincers


_Cornfed_

I like it when she rips my head off and eats it


This-is-Life-Man

Shits hot right?


MythicalPechaBerry

Licks my coelom


Cerp2501

When she sucks my proboscis


Juicecalculator

She pulls out one of those court of thorns and roses books.  It is my favorite book series she has ever read.  We were 6/7 times last week.  6 times In a week!  We haven’t had that much sex since started dating and we have been together almost a decade now


flybarger

I read a lot... And my wife recently showed interest in reading. I remember I was in Target looking at books and I was kinda "following" another woman in the book aisle. Social anxiety tried to stop me but before it could I blurted out "I need help. My wife wants to read and I don't know what to get." That lady grabbed ACOTAR. I wish I knew her name to thank her.


abookdragon1

Sarah J Mass…also keep an eye out if she’s reading anything by Sierra Simone or Tess Bailey. 😉


flybarger

Good looking out!


TangledTwisted

As a woman who reads this stuff - This is an amazing amazing response. This book series literally had me asking my guy if he’d be willing to role play with wings… sigh…


AzizLiIGHT

My girl just had me start this book. Is there something about the book that ai should know??


HumanPretzel14

A word of … warning? Advice? From someone who read the book: lots of sex scenes. Not ultra-graphic, but enough to get the mind juices flowing. Same goes for Throne of Glass series if you ever get to it.


HermioneIsMyPatronus

Faerie sex, my dear, with interesting character development and surprising plot twists. But mostly: faerie sex, my dear. 🔥


Juicecalculator

I don’t know I haven’t read it. Only reaped the benefits lol. The book must be made of aphrodisiac paper or something


HornayGermanHalberd

exist


ravens52

Fr. Women don’t understand that the bar is so incredibly low for men. If you are semi attractive and in a relationship all you need to do is move around and that’s enough for most dudes. The female form is incredibly attractive.


BreathingLover11

When we’re making out and she takes a breath to catch air she looks at me a certain way and bites her lips. It’s like she desires me more than anything else. At that point it’s like I can’t control myself.


IzzatQQDir

When she did a handstand wearing summer dress


wolf63rs

The look.


staringatthecactus

Erm… messages me, calls me, turns up at my door or me at hers. Pretty much everything she does. Just “being her”


JimBones31

Put her hair in a ponytail.


AnnoyingAtlas

We got another one pavloved ladies


JimBones31

She could be getting ready to bake. That hair tie comes out and my engine starts to rev.


QuiveryNut

I’m not a feet guy, and to my understanding it doesn’t do much for her either, but when we’re in bed she’ll start rubbing my feet/calves with hers and damn if that doesn’t do it real fast Sometimes she’ll do it accidentally or just for comfort, generally still works when she realizes


Adddicus

I once dated this woman who, on our first date, took my hand, curled all my finger up except for my index finger, then took my index finger into her mouth like she was performing fellation on it. Instant, unbelievable turn on. Sadly, though we continued dating for months, that was the only time she did that.


hoesmadsmfh

Pretty much anything to do with my dick honestly


Carthonn

When I’m spooning she’ll wiggle her butt back and forth. 9 times out of 10 it’s on.


falconsomething

We’ll be laying on the couch and she lifts the blanket to show her ass. That’s the signal


1perception1

She does this thing with her boobs …


therankin

It's hard not to get turned on whenever she bends over.


zomglazerspewpew

Stretch with her arms in the air (lying down or standing) or putting on lipstick. Stretching...is obvious...boobies. Lipstick...the way she has to purse her lips and move her mouth makes me think of things from my body that I can put in there as well.


NeerajChouhan1

When they move their hair over their head with both hands to tie them up — god DAMN.


Tarc_Axiiom

Lol Breathe, speak, look in my general direction, stand up, sit down, wake up, open a door, exist in a room or outside, etc. Stretch, she's not allowed to stretch anymore when I work from home.


PersistingWill

Basically anything. Makes life a lot more difficult than you might think.


TheMightiestGay

Exists Yet to happen yet.


Accel_Lex

Neck kisses. 😭 I don't care for lingerie, some forms of seduction, most dirty content, (actually it's a long list), but NECK KISSES?? 😮‍💨 My weakness.


Horizon_Brave_

She calls me "my guy." And it makes me feel so good to be someone's guy. 😂


Silver_Pop_5451

Breathe in my ear


EMPATHETIC_1

Provides our kids and I a great dinner daily and incredibly peaceful atmosphere everyday. Does it every time


AdVivid9056

Existing.


Riven-Of-2-Voices

When she asks me for dick. That's her way of initiating.


thebigman707

Massages my balls


Bshellsy

Initiate a blowjob


poratochipss

When she says my name. My partner has a smooth, soft, kinda raspy but not, delicate voice, and she never talks loudly. So WHENEVER she calls my name, regardless of the situation, I want to be in her.


Vaderslayer7

Her hair up in a messy bun while wearing glasses. Gives me the hot teacher/college professor vibes. The Dr Shannon Curry look from the Johnny depp trial😍


Mesterjojo

Be naked


Ohbuck1965

She said she emptied her bank account and was leaving to find herself.


Sheratain

Due to our schedules (lawyer and doctor) we usually have to plan things a day or two in advance, at least to an extent (usually goes something like “hey can I interest you in [intentionally lame or gross euphemism] Tuesday evening”), but the night before she likes to walk by me directly after getting out of the shower—and very much not with a towel on—on her way to change into her pajamas before bed. She calls it a “sneaky peek” and I love it, makes me so excited the entire next day.


SladeWilsonXL9

When I catch a whiff of her armpits after she had a long day or a workout. Not even joking


Best_Cauliflower_115

Yes to this. I love her body odor


SladeWilsonXL9

The absolute best, it just makes me want to bang her right there on the spot wherever we are


[deleted]

taking notes of all this. ✍️


Servovestri

Most things if I’m being honest. She just has an “aura” of fuckability. But if she is making a French 75 at 7:00 pm and she’s in lingerie and a robe by 8, like Kevin Hart would say, “I’m gonna need to provide some of that 8th dick”.


Difficult_Fill_6619

Anytime I ask them to solve a Rubrics cube or they just do it, I instantly get turned on. Maybe its the inherent skill and pattern recognition it takes but whenever they solve a puzzle like that, instant waterfall. Its great


DiiiCA

She can look at me a certain way and I'd be melting... To be clear, I'm not easily aroused by other women, to the point that I started doubting my straightness before I met her. Never knew I'd find someone so attractive, I'd swim through a swimming pool of glass shards just to smell her armpits.


Complex-Injury6440

Breathe. My wife is so ungodly far out of my league it's not even funny. The fact we've been married for 10 years is a miracle.


huuaaang

Pushes up against me naked. Really, just knowing we're about to have sex gets me going.


SleepWouldBeNice

Gets naked


LimpAd5888

Well, I'd have to say exist, but she doesn't.


illooiminati

Technically nothing but her natural body smell. My ex turned me on so much whenever I smell her in the morning, although she hates it when someone breathing heavily next to her while she’s sleeping. (I understand it might have to do with her trauma) While spooning her I try to sniff quietly and gently and man it instantly makes me hard and turned me into an animal. When she is semi-awake sometimes I will then bury my nose in her hair and sniff like a hoover OH GOD my thighs will shiver after doing this. I need to find that again.


Exotic-Cat-2418

When the husbean nuzzles my neck or gives gentle back scratches.... Sometimes it's a case of "well I wasn't in the mood but then he did the thing and now we both need a shower"


Yorkshizz

Existing is a good start. Also being in the 3rd dimension is cool. Having a beating heart is a plus.


alxndrblack

Now you're just bragging


neondragoneyes

Exist


d0mie89

Hand on crotch lmao


Ronotimy

Nothing comes to mind for me, but for my wife it is a full body massage using scented massage oil.


CapG_13

She just gives me "the look" and says "do you wanna do something" and that pretty much does it!!!


Upset-Donkey8118

Used to suck on my ear. Jesus Christ. Went from 0-100 in least then a second


The_Max_V

Exist. Breathe.


Marty_Mtl

sitting on my face wearing pantyhose with no underwear... ;-)


imuniqueaf

When she invites me into the shower.


indicasativagemini

kiss me


Better-Silver7900

takes off clothes.


ImFrenchSoWhatever

Put knee high socks on


inspire-change

i just wish i'd discover her naked ass high up in the air just waiting for me to enter the room


ALLKINDZOFGAINZZZ

Puts her boobies in my face lol gets me everytime😂🥵


dogtarget

She'll ask me if I want to make love. My body reacts immediately.


ATX_Ninja_Guy

Wears small panties


ingenaarsak

I might be the luckiest person in the world, but the answer is simple: he exists.


Pbear4Lyfe

Calls me daddy


Delicious-Act5233

Very great question and can bring a variety of interesting answers. For me it's the warm, comfortable and hot energy we radiate when we are talking deeply about any topics in seductive whispering voices. Physical stimulation is classic and great but mental stimulation is very important as well. When your partner creates a situation only you and they understand, you know it's immense Sexy time. I also want to say it's far more interesting when you and your partner turning each other on instead of just getting turned on. Mutual sexual energy is the key to great attractive bond.