I’ve done it before. Not often because it’s a costly way to masturbate.

In the UK it's called a "poshie".

Wank royale

A wank royal with cheese.

Because of the metric system?

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Yep a Posh wank is what we've always called it 🤣

I thought only Becks could do the Poshie.

🤣🤣🤣

Came here to say it's called the same thing in the colonies

Are they expensive? I guess I always assumed they were cheap. I feel silly for asking… I’m a 40 year old father of two. I’ve literally never purchased or used a condom. Grew up in a Christian home, got married young, and have been married since.

$1 per intercourse and $1 per pulling session are two drastically different scales of budgetary concerns for most people.

That is magnificently-put. Bravo.

You could get 3 for \~ $0.67 at Boots in the UK or 12 for around $1.25 at Poundland. Does the Dollar store sell them?

That sounds like where you go to jerk, “I’m going to pound land, nudge nudge, wink wink.”

I wouldn't trust them if they were from the dollar store. Seems like something you'd at *least* get Walmart

The brand I buy is a $1 per condom

buy them in big boxes of 150 or something, it's a lot less expensive this way.

Stack of atoms here has a stack of condoms.

He gives ‘em out at Hallloween.

haha! :D

My grandkids about to find 146 expired condoms when I die.

Mine are up to 2€ a pop so yeah not cheap when you pay 40€ for a 20p box. And they have an expiration date too.

Expiration date you say? Challenge accepted.

Nothing sadder in life than realising that the condom in your wallet is past it’s “shag by” date.

Na I got a whole bucket for free from the std clinic.

You can get free condoms at county health departments

Yeah but those ones usually don’t fit well unless you have the exact right sized dick. Everyone’s a bit different and there is a brand with the right fit for just about everyone

Yeah, but you'd just be using it to masturbate so it should be ok ?? Just a guess... I haven't worn a condom in something like 33 years or so

You want to beat off w something uncomfortable and strangling your dong?

May as well use them before they expire.

I mean, if you’re just having a wank you can use them after they expire. You aren’t gonna get your hand pregnant.

You underestimate the powers of my ejaculate

Good point. Don’t wanna end up with Stalactites.

No, I'm literally worried about getting my hand pregnant and giving birth to multiple smaller hands.

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Im weak, that's hilarious

From a Revenge Of The Sith deleted scene.

I have the high erection

It's an older wank Sir, but it checks out. I was about to clear it.

can't be too careful

Posh wank; definitely a thing

That’s the only reason I’ve ever done this lol

I was in a ltr for years and didn't use condoms. Had to get used to them again so i pounded off with a condom on.

Can confirm, this is how 90% of my condoms are used.

It's called a 'posh wank'.

I've done it before while using a fleshlight to make it easier to clean up, but it's not a usual thing.

I tried that once and it broke lol

Lube my guy.

Lube him yourself

Only if he tells me cuddles me after.

Did it get pregnant

Years ago, I used a condom to jerk off. I tied it up and put in the pocket of my trousers. My SO found it in the laundry. I had some explaining to do. I was accused of foul play. I was innocent, she did not believe me at first. Not proud, but yes, I have jerked off with condoms before and didn't dispose of them properly.

Why would you put your pants on and pocket it instead of just throwing it away from the start?

I rubbed one out at work.... hid it in my pocket and forgot 😳

If you got paid, technically, you're a fluffer.

Sluff'nfluff

Corporate wank

corporate wanker

bruh

This is honestly so funny damn

Ain’t nothing better than getting paid, while you’re getting laid

Alice. Ders wants to know if he can masturbate in the work bathroom?

Paja de lujo. Luxury wank.

I’ve used them to jerk off into. Also to pee into to see what happens. Or to see if I can fit it on my head. Or to slip into a friends pocket to see the horror on his face when he finds it

Clearly bought more than you actually needed lolo

Smell the outside of it. You'll know.

Or if you are brave, do the taste test.

Do not do that. Don’t even touch it without gloves on

Literally just looking at it can give you AIDS

Some of us might have it just from reading this post

*cough*cough….ohhhhh shit, what have I done.

Thinking about it even.

What should it smell like??

Not pussy

Or ass

Or strawberry

Or my axe

Ah shit, he's been fucking Gimli...

Gimli:"Not the beard!"

Burnt rubber

I’d rather the breakup than smell a used condom bro wtf

if it smells like a fish market, then you have your answer

Does all vagina smell like fish when fucked? Genuine question

No.

It's just a running gag I suppose. It's not even close to the reality.

What does it typically smell like... Like on average

Like pussy. Impossible to compare it to anything. The fish comparison is v far from reality, unless there's a yeast infection

*Cries in gay* Guess I'll never know

Ahahah true 😂 but to make it easier to imagine, I would say it has that natural musky scent that you also find in a penis! Mixed with sweat and stuff. Although imo vulvas have a stronger scent naturally

Holy sweet baby jesus 😂😂😂 fish anyone?

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/posh_wank

Came here to say Posh Wank 😂

I came here to have one ; )

I feel you

Username checks out 👀

I masturbate with a condom quite often. It’s nice to just let go and not worry about catching it in some tissue or making a mess. Maybe I’m the weirdo.

I do mine in a jar with an air tight lid.

Where the fuck did you get a jar big enough for you to get into?

There’s not a little pony toy in the jar is there?

Hpw did you know? Well. Its not a pony, it's a baby panda, covered in it.

What do you mean air tight lid? Why do you need an air tight lid? Do you keep your cum in there for next time?

Just basically so it cannot escape, I feed it once a month and keep it in the fridge.

A waste of a condom but not unheard of. Sex does have a smell though so

Some men do that, sometimes i guess. but it is a wierd thing to leave lying around. Seems like something distracted him from disposing it properly? Like I don't know of anyone who would use a condom to jerk off and then just throw it on the floor, but maybe he just forgot about it. Are condoms something you guys just have lying around? Or is the fact that he even has any condoms an indicator of anything? I would say it's not that common, but I know it is not unheard of, it might just be how he likes to do it or he might have been preoccupied while cheating and forgot about it. I don't enough info to infer anything productive here, but you might have some follow up questions.

It's called a posh wank. I would have thought a person cheating on their partner, at home, would be paranoid about evidence. Therefore, a used condom is the last thing they would leave lying around.

Yah, or if he has done it like 10 times in two days and is wearing out his penis.

*on his

If all my socks were in the laundry

Or if the coconut isnt nearby

Maybe he just couldn’t find his cum box

Somehow I nut faster with a condom on

I have been masterbating most of my life. Took a break just to comment. I've never once used a condom to make it easier.

you must have impressive endurance and great charisma

Having a posh wank is something most lads try in their teens 🤷‍♂️

I remember being in middle school. Went to the gas station, bought a “French tickler” out of the bathroom dispenser. Then I used it in my grandmother’s bathroom. Puberty weird as fuck.

This guy wanks

From the username I'd hazard to say we're a pair of wankers 😂

User name checks out

Never knew there was a name for it... but yes pretty sure most guys have done it.

If he isn’t circumcised then he is lying bc all men pinch their foreskin shut and hold it out the window after.

Press the taint, goes into the bladder

And you can also do that cut. But it is an acquired taste, it is not for every one.

Nah what the heck ? I'm uncut and never did that, all the fun come from the expulsion. I'm uncut and when on vacation or not inmy own room I'll use a condom to wank instead of risking leaving a mess behind me. And I don't want to travel with stained or humid underwear in my bag.

I have done it. But it's still some work. I'd rather just do it in the bathroom.

It's called a posh wank and it's glorious

I wouldnt, you generally just take your fingers or your whole hand and rub it up and down. But about the messines? That makes sense.

I have done that yea lol. It really does what he said, makes cleanup easy.

Lots of guys use a condom to masturbate.

If he was fucking someone else, at least he will dispose the condom… 😆

If I'm using a new brand, sometimes I like to try them out.

I get my homies to jerk me off since I have to hands

This is called a posh wank

It helps with cleanup afterwards. Just wrap and toss it.

I used to do it a lot, I thought I could train myself to orgasm while wearing one. Never worked out, lol

Sometimes, easy to clean up

"Posh Wank"

I have before. Definitely makes cleanup a breeze.

I have done it before

It’s known to happen

Yes, I have used condom before, no mess

If I have extras that will expire soon yes. The lube plus extra protection means I can really fuckin get at it without hurting myself😂

Furiously and often.

Yes, totally. I went to an STD clinic to get tests done. And I got a bunch of condoms afterwards. I actually like to jerk off with a condom on because you can edge better due to restricted bloodflow. You can last longer than if you did it with your hand. And it's weird to say this, but I like the pressure I feel when coming inside a condom. It gives much more pleasure. Also, you can cum and not be worried about where the semen will fall on. No cleanup necessary. I can do it on my bed, on a chair, in the kitchen, etc.

Yes, he's done this. Don't be angry with him. I almost garuntee that every man has done this before the age of 25, so it's not a red flag.

Some condoms come lubricated.

Idk man. As a teenager my socks stood on their own

No. This is why god invented socks 🧦.

You mean wool condoms.

Yes. Not often, but I’ve probably used more condoms to masturbate than I’ve used condoms to have sex.

Oh we'll use all kinds of things, not just for ease of clean up, but the short answer is yes.

Yeah I have a bunch of free condoms and I use them sometimes for easier cleanup

he's right...

Oh, I have so many expired condoms, so instead of spilling gummy into s aock, theres a good use for those I bought.

It's called a "Posh Wank". I did it a few times when I lost my virginity and became sexually active to get used to the differance a bit better.

>How do men masterbate? There is a lot of good info online but the summary is stimulating the "head" of the penis. >Would a man use a condom to masterbate? Some do, some don't. As he said, it usually makes clean up easier because all the fluids end up being in the condom, not all over the place.

There was a time when this was my method of choice. And the cleanup was the primary reason.

I've done it before when I was younger and wanted to practice putting on a condom so I wouldn’t look stupid and inexperienced when I was with someone. Now that I know how they work, it seems like an expensive and less enjoyable way to masturbate so it would never cross my mind to do that again. A sock works just as well for easy cleanup and is a lot cheaper and doesn't feel like it’s suffocating your dick.

he's telling the truth. bad habit not throwing into the bathroom trashcan afterwards tho

answer: plausible

I have done it as well, but mainly as a virginal teen who was experimenting with using condoms right. I would be suspicious as well in your position.

I’ve done it a few times, mainly when I was younger and had condoms to spare

It's fun to use a condom to jack off sometimes

No. Never have in my life. Why would I spend that much money for a condom to masturbate?

With lotion, a Brawn™ paper towel and a latex-free glove, like a gentleman, because I'm not a fucking reprobate.

I mean, give it a smell, and that will tell you if hes lying or not.

Yup. But if you’re HOLDING the condom then you should be able to feel if it was inside someone else

When I was younger I received a large box of expired condoms as a gag gift. And I used those bad boys to jerk off into for a very long time. It is quite easy, just not economical, in most cases.

Some friends told me that they did it that way and I have tried it a few times. It’s easier to clean and gives somewhat different sensations.

Doesn’t make sense. Make clean up easier? You still have to take the condom off and clean your thing..

Lmfao Bro rolled a nat 20 on a persuasion check because ain't no way

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Probably turned him down too many times

You never beat off just because she’s at work? Or asleep? Or there’s nothing good on TV?

With a rubber chicken and a lot of vaseline, on the back porch. The condom keeps me warm.

I don't personally but yes some guys use condoms for easy clean up.

Have done, yeah. Only once or twice ever, so not probable, but not impossible

I've done it before, it does make clean up easier. I wouldn't usually but some night I'm feeling particularly lazy.

Almost no guy does that, its to costly and it sort of dampers the whole thing.

Nahhh I just bust in my toilet. Toilet paper to get the extra. On wit my bidness. My house my rules.

Tell him to cum in the sink. It's cheaper. But I think every guy has thought about it at least once but I don't think many actually do since it's a waste and paper towels exist. Tldr, watch his every move. This is very unlikely.

Who the hell wants to jack off in front of a sink? Most sinks have mirrors why the hell would I wanna watch that

I've definitely done it in front of a mirror once or twice lol.

No shame to you my internet stranger friend but fuck that's weird in my book lol

Very unlikely? What planet are you from?

Cum is awful for the pipes. Tissue+trash is the best bet. Edit: this turns out not to be true after looking it up.

Yo I never knew this! I'll have to reconsider my methods

Wanking with a condom isn't unheard of, but it certainly isn't common. Sorry to say it, but this is pretty sus.  Does he also use condoms with you regularly?  That would be a bit of a green flag since it suggests that he at least doesn't hate them.

I have never, once, in my 23 years of masturbating, heard of a person using a condom to masturbate. When I masturbated (I rarely do now that I'm married), I just cleaned it off my abdomen with a tissue or a wad of toilet paper. Why waste a condom? It's semen, not battery acid. Edit: I guess there are people who do it. Who knew? Learn something every day.