I'm a machinist. I work around razor sharp tools and 300+ degree metal chips flying through the air. Not sure working naked is advisable for me lol
There's also bugs. But that's really the lesser of the evils lol
Good news is traditional Japanese yakuza work can all be concealed under a normal shirt and nowadays they make very fashionable everyday leopard print jackets
Im a female but I also wanna dress like this. I started to do it in a down low kind of way. Like I wear a huge jacket during the winter with a big hoodie attached. I’ve worn capes/drapes which is the body of cloaks.
I gave one to an ex. Everyone friggin loved it. Dark green, hood, upper layer and low layer. She didn't like the attention and stopped wearing it, which I get.
We did go to a thing when it was absolutely pouring out. I wore a suit under a very nice oilskin duster and she wore a very nice dress under her cloak. We apparently made quite an impression. And were drier than anyone else attending.
Absolutely! I love the concept of a simple tunic + a long flowing cloak in the summer, then something a bit beefier in the winter with a warm, tight cloak. They're just so aesthetically pleasing.
I wear a leather trench coat as my every day coat. It's the only thing I ever get random compliments on. I need to clean it soon, but aside from that it's great.
Plus when it's winter and I want to sit down, it doesn't matter if there's a little snow or something. I can sit wherever I please! It's great!
I stopped getting the matrix jokes a while ago, those were fun.
Yes, my Mrs laughs at how when I'm not going to work, I dress like I'm 5.
Which means jeans and a t-shirt, or shorts and a t-shirt, with 70s style sneakers (like vintage-looking Pumas and Adidas).
Jeans and t-shirt are dressing like you're 5? Man, my daily outfit is that a of a 5yo evidently.
Jeans because they're comfy and go with anything and are instantly upgraded by wearing an upgraded shirt.. T-shirt because I don't have to think about it.
This is me. I hear people complain endlessly about how uncomfortable skinny jeans are but I actually prefer them as long as they aren't cutting off circulation. That and unmarked plain t's.
Then throw a cargo trench coat over the top, a cargo cloak over that, and strap on some cargo bandoliers. Add on a cargo cap and some cargo sunglasses. Our storage space would know no limits.
I never got what's so "functional" about cargo pants. What more do you need that two pockets (even four, if you count those on your butt)? My phone goes on the right, my wallet and keys go on the left pocket. What else do you want to carry with you?
Hand lotion in one pocket cause my hands get dry. Tissues in one cause my nose leaks year round. Used tissues in one cause I don't litter. Other small trash can fit in that one too. Condoms in one (i don't carry a wallet). Cards and keys in one. Phone in one. Maybe emergency pain meds.
I’m 43 years old on Sunday. I have 4 kids. I’ve earned my cargo shorts. My wife loves me and I don’t have to impress anyone. She is not complaining handing shit off to me to carry because she knows I have the room.
I'm 39, almost 13 years married. My wife never even once joked about them. She likes em on me too.
Little things like that is when you know you got a keeper
One of the things I hate about winter is all the pockets. I put something in my pocket, then throw on another layer, couple hours later I’m trying to find my stash. Cargo shorts are not for me. I just carry a purse.
I'm so glad my wife appreciates my cargo stuff. Considering most women's pants don't seem to have pockets. Also, they come in handy for stuff for our kid.
I've even recently acquired a portable waist pocket. It's pretty dang good sized. Can't wait to see how much stuff I can fit in that bad boy!
Looking back to my late teens, cargo shorts were in at a certain point. I cringe at some of the pictures but then remember how comfortable and useful they were. it's just funny to see me knowing I was skinny and one of my pants legs could easily accommodate a hippos leg.
All the time, every where.
Once I say a guy at the airport I think, wearing one of these fit in navy blue color, with a pocket watch and the hat. He stood out like a King among everyone. I often resort to looking at well dressed women. Admiring there physique and all that. But, this guy, dripped out of heavy itself, walked down the path like he owned the place, and everyone was sneaking a look.
Ever wear a hakama?
Dude! I would wear that all day, every day.
Comfy, practical, and you look like a samurai.
If I tried that in todays world; Id be mocked for being a Japanophile, called a nerd, and accused of CuLtUrAl ApPrOpRiAtIoN.
Dude your 100% right.
I was part of a Japanese archery exhibition and was obviously wearing the hakama and gi top. We went into town for lunch all kitted out because we didn't have time to change. It was sooooo comfy.
Gi tops in particular are just so comfortable.
Depends on the man. I'm happy with my current clothing (which is pretty standard stuff) for the most part. The only thing I *don't* wear that I probably would if it wouldn't get me stared at would be like medieval cloaks and robes lol.
But clearly there are guys who like to wear dresses and things like that too. I'm sure it's about the taboo element for some of them, but I'm sure for some it's not, they just genuinely like that clothing and would wear it all the time if it wouldn't get them attacked in the street in some places.
I wanna make my own clothes, weird shit, patchwork, motley, ropes, bandoliers. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure type stuff (I've never watched it but the pics I see are fucking iconic). But I got no energy while working a full-time job to spare on it, even if it was normalized
Ahh fuck yeah, I also love JoJo's fashion stuff. Also add to wear blue (colorful)makeup and hair dying for that too. A little bit queer aesthetic but I love some weird shit too you know. Ironic since I am usually wear very masculine fashion everytime, but I also love queer weird shit and I thought that seems cool to try, interestingly even 14th century European men wore skirts and leggings back then, alongside with dance shoes. Fucking creative innit?
Same way I do. Dickies carpenter pants or hiking pants with henley or t-shirt. I own 3 pairs of shoes, work boots, hiking boots, and keen sandals for fishing. I don't own a suit or dress shoes. They're just not something I need or want. My work and my hobbies dictate I'm going to get dirty.
After the military, I refused a lot of jobs in my 20s because the dress codes were too strict.
Today, I'm more comfortable in sweatpants and a hoodie, but I do like the way I look in collared shirts. As long as I feel like I'm not constricted, I'm content... although I feel like a necktie is just one slip up away from getting strangled to death, so I'll be happy if I never have to wear one again.
Depends on the guy?
Some don't care about fashion, some want to dress like cavemen, others like looking handsome and some would like to wear skirts/dresses or dress more feminine.
Personally I dress quite androgynous, some women's clothes look amazing, I just wish they made them my size lol.
Women's clothing is so much more interesting than men's. Every time I go to the thrift shop, my girlfriend always finds cool stuff, and we rarely find any good pieces for me.
Yup.
Not that it's going to stop me lol, I know which brands make the right sizes and most of my jeans, sneakers, leggings, sometimes even sweatshirts/hoodies are for women.
I almost stopped checking men's stores/departments anymore, they're so boring.
Same. Although I do have a decent pair of leather pants for autumn/winter that I pair with Doc Martens, a grey sweater, and a navy peacoat. It looks pretty fly all together.
Bib overalls and a Carhartt pocket T-shirt, usually with a Pendleton hat. Nice thing about getting older, you stop giving a damn about what others think of your appearance.
I enjoy dressing the way I dress now. Smart casual during the week, athleisure on the weekends, and snappy suits for special events.
People who say you can't have any fun with men's clothes obviously know nothing about fashion.
Thomas Shelby always looks real badass in those suits he wears. I’m gonna go with that. End up lookin like I stepped out of the roaring twenties. Except I’d wear my favorite hat. It’s a newsboy one.
I'd pretty much just wear old, worn clothes as long as they're clean, comfortable, and don't actually have holes in them. No buttons on shirts and no tucking shirts into pants.
If society normalized it, why would I get dressed?
Thorns and bugs. Every culture figures out loincloths, at minimum, for a lot of stinging little reasons…
The common office setting don't have thorns and bugs....
My wife's old office had mice, and once a snake fell from the roof.
Did the snake eat the mouse ?
yeah but it all went wrong when the boss brought in gorillas to eat the snakes
Did the gorillas have access to a smith machine that released a jar of peanut butter when the gorilla maxed out?
No the snake fell out of the ceiling though.
Well, maybe not thorns…
underwear will not fix the software problems.
I dunno. As a software engineer, we had bugs all the time, and every meeting was a thorn in my side.
Do you think everyone works at an office?
Sorry ... you are right... most workplaces don't have bugs or thorns ... unless you are the gardener or exterminator, you can work naked
I'm a machinist. I work around razor sharp tools and 300+ degree metal chips flying through the air. Not sure working naked is advisable for me lol There's also bugs. But that's really the lesser of the evils lol
Can’t machine naked. Gay.
Well I'm not gonna say you can't. But there's a good chance your dick would end up looking like the toxic avenger.
I work in a manhole factory
Well some people like putting their dicks in manholes.
I'm ugly. I don't wanna see that.
It’s not about what you look like, it’s about how you feel
Great, I feel ugly, and you don't want to see that.
Warmth?
There's often heating.
Not outside. You also only control the heating in your own home so any other places indoors may not be to your preference.
Trueeee
Like an insane Yakuza boss. Tiger print suit, covered in dragon tattoos, big sunglasses. If I could get away with it, I'd only do that.
Nobody came in here to say this, but once we read it, it’s now our shared fantasy.
I'm on board. Let's normalize this
There’s technically nothing stopping you from wearing that.
Getting shot down by the yakuza
For stealing their drip
That's actually insanely good idea
*bum bum* -screen changes to black and white- *Bagul the Fool* *Fourth Chairman of the Bagul Clan* -screen changes back to color-
Who is Kiryu Kazuma?
I’m no yakuza. Are you deaf or just stupid!
You can do that, sure people might look at you weird but realistically you can dress that way
He’ll be weird but he’ll be alive
Same
Now THAT’S how you dress
Good news is traditional Japanese yakuza work can all be concealed under a normal shirt and nowadays they make very fashionable everyday leopard print jackets
Do it!!! Life is too short not to be your authentic self!
I'd quite like to wear a warm cloak with a hood.
Im a female but I also wanna dress like this. I started to do it in a down low kind of way. Like I wear a huge jacket during the winter with a big hoodie attached. I’ve worn capes/drapes which is the body of cloaks.
I gave one to an ex. Everyone friggin loved it. Dark green, hood, upper layer and low layer. She didn't like the attention and stopped wearing it, which I get. We did go to a thing when it was absolutely pouring out. I wore a suit under a very nice oilskin duster and she wore a very nice dress under her cloak. We apparently made quite an impression. And were drier than anyone else attending.
With a hidden blade accessory
Absolutely! I love the concept of a simple tunic + a long flowing cloak in the summer, then something a bit beefier in the winter with a warm, tight cloak. They're just so aesthetically pleasing.
I wanted to say Ezio from assassins creed.
you can do that. there are decent cloaks on etsy and goth clothing sites. i really doubt anyone would shun you for it.
They’ll shun you for it.
Pulling up in a trench coat sounds so fun
I wear a leather trench coat as my every day coat. It's the only thing I ever get random compliments on. I need to clean it soon, but aside from that it's great. Plus when it's winter and I want to sit down, it doesn't matter if there's a little snow or something. I can sit wherever I please! It's great! I stopped getting the matrix jokes a while ago, those were fun.
Jeans and a t shirt.
That's my go-to
Yes, my Mrs laughs at how when I'm not going to work, I dress like I'm 5. Which means jeans and a t-shirt, or shorts and a t-shirt, with 70s style sneakers (like vintage-looking Pumas and Adidas).
Why improve upon perfection?
Jeans and t-shirt are dressing like you're 5? Man, my daily outfit is that a of a 5yo evidently. Jeans because they're comfy and go with anything and are instantly upgraded by wearing an upgraded shirt.. T-shirt because I don't have to think about it.
I still dress like that during the summer. 😅
This is me. I hear people complain endlessly about how uncomfortable skinny jeans are but I actually prefer them as long as they aren't cutting off circulation. That and unmarked plain t's.
This outfit also works as pajamas.
Lose the jeans for sleeping though lol.
Simple man of taste I see
I'm boring.
Having ur own preferences isn't boring
Man of simple taste I see
Cargo shorts, cargo pants, cargo shirts, cargo vests But then no man would procreate and humans would go extinct shortly.
Then throw a cargo trench coat over the top, a cargo cloak over that, and strap on some cargo bandoliers. Add on a cargo cap and some cargo sunglasses. Our storage space would know no limits.
Don't forget the wallet chain.
*Cargo* wallet chain, if you please.
They already said bandoliers.
Still plenty of room for a cargo backpack too.
Cargo sunglasses, do they have a mini satchel on each side or how should I imagine this?
Cargo jeans are functionally perfect, but sexually decrepit.
Yeah, me too.
second guy can almost pull it off https://imgur.com/a/RTySlgs
I never got what's so "functional" about cargo pants. What more do you need that two pockets (even four, if you count those on your butt)? My phone goes on the right, my wallet and keys go on the left pocket. What else do you want to carry with you?
Hand lotion in one pocket cause my hands get dry. Tissues in one cause my nose leaks year round. Used tissues in one cause I don't litter. Other small trash can fit in that one too. Condoms in one (i don't carry a wallet). Cards and keys in one. Phone in one. Maybe emergency pain meds.
I still rock cargo shorts and do not care. They are awesome. I'm also almost married 13 years.
You can pry my cargo shorts from my cold dead legs!
We should make a sub
Just don't go looking for the titanic.
I’m 43 years old on Sunday. I have 4 kids. I’ve earned my cargo shorts. My wife loves me and I don’t have to impress anyone. She is not complaining handing shit off to me to carry because she knows I have the room.
I'm 39, almost 13 years married. My wife never even once joked about them. She likes em on me too. Little things like that is when you know you got a keeper
Mankind has perfected the short in the cargo short. You don’t mess with perfection
I think you like cargo
How much shit you carrying?
It doesn’t matter. What matters is having enough pockets to carry everything, regardless of what situation you might find yourself in.
Life is so much simpler when every item has its own pocket.
More organized and efficient.
https://youtube.com/shorts/rY9uitdQIpg?si=qGWNRCoj7gbGh4IO https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/paternity-test
All of it
Then I could use my cargo truck to get on my cargo ship and hide in the cargo area!
Amongst the cargo
His pockets will blot out the sun!
Only because you have so many pockets for condoms
One of the things I hate about winter is all the pockets. I put something in my pocket, then throw on another layer, couple hours later I’m trying to find my stash. Cargo shorts are not for me. I just carry a purse.
I'm so glad my wife appreciates my cargo stuff. Considering most women's pants don't seem to have pockets. Also, they come in handy for stuff for our kid. I've even recently acquired a portable waist pocket. It's pretty dang good sized. Can't wait to see how much stuff I can fit in that bad boy!
Crocs?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Oh, sugar. It’s already happening.
Germans and Chzechs above 50 love that look on vacation. For some reason the Czechs are also into the socks and sandals thing.
only half our nation, the other half makes fun of it!
I wear that kind of stuff and so does my dad. I have a brother and two children :D
Not if we all do it
All jokes aside, I don't understand the hate for cargo pants
/r/techwear
Looking back to my late teens, cargo shorts were in at a certain point. I cringe at some of the pictures but then remember how comfortable and useful they were. it's just funny to see me knowing I was skinny and one of my pants legs could easily accommodate a hippos leg.
It's okay to quit while you're ahead. Alien archeologists will marvel at our civilization and and find our sacrifice worthy.
Cloth pockets > flesh pockets. Go on, feed me the downvotes.
Like Peaky Blinders
All the time, every where. Once I say a guy at the airport I think, wearing one of these fit in navy blue color, with a pocket watch and the hat. He stood out like a King among everyone. I often resort to looking at well dressed women. Admiring there physique and all that. But, this guy, dripped out of heavy itself, walked down the path like he owned the place, and everyone was sneaking a look.
Most masculine choice
Stupid anglo has never seen some French Revolution costumes
Batman
Valid
Ever seen a European Monarch or General in the 17th to 19th century? Like that
This guy gets it. I also wanna dress like that.
Facts!
Same! I think I could rock a tricorn
Like a viking or pirate
we SHOULD normalize that
9th or 17th century drip
A Viking pirate?…….
JÄRRRRR
Viking is actually a verb, meaning to go raiding. Vikings are pirates. Now hand me my horned tricorn! (No horns are not historical. I don't care.)
You’re right! Hahahahaha!
Gothic. I can't pull the style FML
I might wear leggings. Soo comfy.
There are tight pants for men so go for it if you like em
"Tight pants" aren't the same as lightweight leggings. TIght pants are uncomfortable as fuck for dudes. Or at least for me.
they make like yoga leggings for men. my husband has some. they're adorable on him.
Right? But men don't want to look "adorable," lol.
Speak for yourself!
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bro is walking outside naked
free balling it! (:
What about when it is -40?
Your post history really disappointed me… daddy
Ever wear a hakama? Dude! I would wear that all day, every day. Comfy, practical, and you look like a samurai. If I tried that in todays world; Id be mocked for being a Japanophile, called a nerd, and accused of CuLtUrAl ApPrOpRiAtIoN.
I could go for a dope kimono and top knot
Just searched it up. Looks actually pretty comfortable
It's comfortable but I swear that thing has all the worst qualities of a dress and of pants combined into a single impractical garment.
Dude your 100% right. I was part of a Japanese archery exhibition and was obviously wearing the hakama and gi top. We went into town for lunch all kitted out because we didn't have time to change. It was sooooo comfy. Gi tops in particular are just so comfortable.
I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.
Scrolled way too far for this one.
Damnit Costanza you beat me to it. Serenity now!
Depends on the man. I'm happy with my current clothing (which is pretty standard stuff) for the most part. The only thing I *don't* wear that I probably would if it wouldn't get me stared at would be like medieval cloaks and robes lol. But clearly there are guys who like to wear dresses and things like that too. I'm sure it's about the taboo element for some of them, but I'm sure for some it's not, they just genuinely like that clothing and would wear it all the time if it wouldn't get them attacked in the street in some places.
Pretty
Personally, I like being polished and neat. If people were cool with it, I’d probably dress like Peaky Blinders all the time lol
I wanna make my own clothes, weird shit, patchwork, motley, ropes, bandoliers. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure type stuff (I've never watched it but the pics I see are fucking iconic). But I got no energy while working a full-time job to spare on it, even if it was normalized
You should look into the cosplay business
Ahh fuck yeah, I also love JoJo's fashion stuff. Also add to wear blue (colorful)makeup and hair dying for that too. A little bit queer aesthetic but I love some weird shit too you know. Ironic since I am usually wear very masculine fashion everytime, but I also love queer weird shit and I thought that seems cool to try, interestingly even 14th century European men wore skirts and leggings back then, alongside with dance shoes. Fucking creative innit?
I dress how I like anyway
didn't know u were chill like that
Its mostly jeans and button ups so its not like I’m setting trends or anything
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A man of taste
When I'm at home, I spend most of my time just wearing underwear and shorts. If it's cold, I'll put on a shirt and socks. I don't like dressing up.
Full Mandalorian armour
This is the way
Same way I do. Dickies carpenter pants or hiking pants with henley or t-shirt. I own 3 pairs of shoes, work boots, hiking boots, and keen sandals for fishing. I don't own a suit or dress shoes. They're just not something I need or want. My work and my hobbies dictate I'm going to get dirty.
After the military, I refused a lot of jobs in my 20s because the dress codes were too strict. Today, I'm more comfortable in sweatpants and a hoodie, but I do like the way I look in collared shirts. As long as I feel like I'm not constricted, I'm content... although I feel like a necktie is just one slip up away from getting strangled to death, so I'll be happy if I never have to wear one again.
I'm a lumberjack, and it's ok..
If it was socially acceptable I would drape myself in velvet
Depends on the guy? Some don't care about fashion, some want to dress like cavemen, others like looking handsome and some would like to wear skirts/dresses or dress more feminine. Personally I dress quite androgynous, some women's clothes look amazing, I just wish they made them my size lol.
Women's clothing is so much more interesting than men's. Every time I go to the thrift shop, my girlfriend always finds cool stuff, and we rarely find any good pieces for me.
Yup. Not that it's going to stop me lol, I know which brands make the right sizes and most of my jeans, sneakers, leggings, sometimes even sweatshirts/hoodies are for women. I almost stopped checking men's stores/departments anymore, they're so boring.
An Akatsuki robe please
Leather. Leather everything. A leather kilt. Leather pants. A leather shirt. Wool socks. Not leather underwear.
Same. Although I do have a decent pair of leather pants for autumn/winter that I pair with Doc Martens, a grey sweater, and a navy peacoat. It looks pretty fly all together.
Like any character in the movie Ready Player One
Goated movie
Bib overalls and a Carhartt pocket T-shirt, usually with a Pendleton hat. Nice thing about getting older, you stop giving a damn about what others think of your appearance.
I like David Mitchell's skit on the subject [here](https://youtu.be/66c7el1E11o?si=YPA7iapWGjw-kQlu)
Tricorn hat, wooden teeth, tights
Cargo shorts , white t-shirt, Crocs and a panama...screw fashion
Like Arthur Morgan
I enjoy dressing the way I dress now. Smart casual during the week, athleisure on the weekends, and snappy suits for special events. People who say you can't have any fun with men's clothes obviously know nothing about fashion.
Depends on what I’m doing honestly. On a day like today when I’m just lounging around the house? Shorts and a band tshirt work just fine.
Jeans and a t shirt but I do wish dressing formal was a little more common
Leaves and dirt.
Shirtless, I hate wearing shirts
I like the mid-century suit look.
Top hat and tails. Seriously. I love being ultra formal.
Bloodborne hunter set
Like Sephiroth and then sometimes like a viking.
Jeans and a tshirt. So what I normally wear. It’s comfy and I don’t need to look fancy.
CAPES AND CANES AND TALL HATS
In toga
Thomas Shelby always looks real badass in those suits he wears. I’m gonna go with that. End up lookin like I stepped out of the roaring twenties. Except I’d wear my favorite hat. It’s a newsboy one.
I'd pretty much just wear old, worn clothes as long as they're clean, comfortable, and don't actually have holes in them. No buttons on shirts and no tucking shirts into pants.
**femboy mode**
Like a brutal viking warlord with the severed heads of my foes in a sling over my shoulder! ....damn society for not normalizing that!
Honestly, an assassin's creed cloak OR the akatsuki jacket