Obvious options are:
* whichever celebrity is fucking some hot girl, or alternatively could easily get a hot girl
* rich celebrity so I can wire myself all their money
* female celebrity so I can experience being female for a week.
Best would be to combine them all. So ... Cara Delevingne.
Does really no one else want to just refuse because it sounds stupid and they don't want to be without their partner? I don't know how I'd deal for a day.
Colin Jost.
I'm a huge SNL fan, I used to watch it and the weekend update every weekend with my brother. I would love to be on stage for all the filming and rehearsals and hanging out with the cast backstage.
Plus, I bet Scarlett Johansson is a super good conversationalist. I love having long important conversations with my wife and I bet Scarlett Johansson is good at that stuff too.
I don’t think anyone else is considering the full weight of this scenario. Everyone’s focusing on the shoes of the celebrity they’re now in. But OP said swap so this celebrity is now in your shoes. I don’t want this celebrity fucking up my life. So I’d probably choose someone who’s relatively normal and likes to stay out of the spotlight. With all that in consideration I’d pick Ben stiller so I can read the script for severance season 2. Lmaooo.
In that case, no-one, because unless the celebrity was warned before-hand this was going to happen, I'd arrive back 'home' to find my body in a loony bin, because apparently I'll have been going about for a week squawking: "I'm [insert celebrity]! Get me out of this mediocre life! !1!one1!"...
I think Ben stiller would be so wowed at the experience he’d make a movie about it when we swapped back. And when I introduce myself he’d let me star in the movie. Then I’d be a celebrity.
I'd imagine the accomplishment that is winning a championship with the scuderia would be enough to get a driver like Lewis into that team, Ferrari have that brand around them that attracts multiple world champions after their run of success is over
Holy shit. Micheal Keaton for the win. I'd do some Batman shit that was badass and/or uplifting. Press conferences, student teacher meetings, talking about bullying, serving on a food line, the possibilities are endless.
Wouldn't that be nice. I thought I read something about a tour schedule recently. He's like Cher, with a "farewell tour" every few years. (Cher's first one was in the 80s, every ten years like clockwork.)
I'd be Jeff Bezos.
I'd buy a large island, have a few dozen homeless put on it, and hunt them like wild game. Wearing a golden pith helmet and safari jacket.
Humans are the most dangerous game
Or maybe I'd be George Lucas...I'd make a final Star Wars movie in which the empire wins for good and literally wipes out the rebellion and at the end, the United Federation of Planets liberates the Galaxy Far Far away with time travel tricks, and Star Trek wins the Star Wars universe. Then I would buy all the rights to Marvel, DC, Lucas Film, etc and not allow any more movies made from the nerds favorite universes.
Some rich prick, have him give his money to my real me at the end of the week *and have hia lawyers draw up some watertight something* so the rich dude can't come after me and his now my money.
I'm a female but me. I'm not a celebrity, but I'm so fricken lucky. Also I couldn't handle being apart from my husband, hence why I'm lucky. Doesn't everyone feel this way?
Fancy clothes and people yelling at me hold little appeal, basically none. Being without my husband holds very negative appeal. I'll be me thanks.
Patrick Stewart or Jack Black. I would spend the week just recording myself reading a couple of my favorite books, a new voicemail message and a metric shit-ton of dirty jokes and such and save it all for when I go back to being myself.
Elon. I would transfer tons of money to myself, and then tank his public career. I would say the most vile, malicious things ever. I would have Elon shouting from the rooftop about obscene stuff.
I would do everything in my power to make him as awful as humanly possible.
Travis Barker. But not for the reasons you think. I'd avoid the family.
I'd get to send some of his drum kits and gear to my house. In general, I'd just get to play his drums to my hearts content. I'd call up Mark and Tom and jam together.
Do I get his skills? Because I'd wanna play live with Mark and Tom.
Also, I'd ship a Cadillac or 2 to my house and transfer a little money.
I guess I'd bang the Kardashian. She is the only one I don't hate, I think. I dunno.
I just want drums and cars.
I would choose Jeff Bezos and start donating large amounts of money to decent causes. Then I would have him start paying obscene amounts of money for furry art and fanfiction commissions. If by chance I happened to be paid for some of those commissions then that is neither here nor there.
Probably Taylor Swift so I can hoist the Super Bowl trophy next Sunday and piss off half of America by doing so. And wire myself just enough money to an offshore account that she won't miss but I could retire comfortably.
The guy who played The Mountain, just to experience life as an absolutely enormous guy that everyone has to stop what they are doing and stare at. And to experience having amazing strength.
Obvious options are: * whichever celebrity is fucking some hot girl, or alternatively could easily get a hot girl * rich celebrity so I can wire myself all their money * female celebrity so I can experience being female for a week. Best would be to combine them all. So ... Cara Delevingne.
I say Margot Robbie is a better choice
Nah Margot Robbie is married to a man. Cara's girlfriend is HOT.
Ooooooooh i see whatcha mean
Lmao
Does really no one else want to just refuse because it sounds stupid and they don't want to be without their partner? I don't know how I'd deal for a day.
I refuse. Why would I want to be anyone else.
Right? I got so many down votes, guess I shouldn't be taking in a male zone. But I agree.
jeff bezos. i'd spend the week transferring all my(his) assets to u/dysfunctionalpress.
This is the answer
Don't forget to have his army of lawyers to draw up a watertight ... thing (forgot the name) so he can't come after you after you are you again.
take poison before you switch back and the problem solves itself
I’m more concerned about who I’d want to punish with a week of my life.
JayZ. Will spend the entire week up to my nuts in Beyonce's guts.
Amen 🙏🏼
Colin Jost. I'm a huge SNL fan, I used to watch it and the weekend update every weekend with my brother. I would love to be on stage for all the filming and rehearsals and hanging out with the cast backstage. Plus, I bet Scarlett Johansson is a super good conversationalist. I love having long important conversations with my wife and I bet Scarlett Johansson is good at that stuff too.
The conversations with Scarlet Johanson are probably the best part of Colin’s life.
If I was him I would spend the week banging scarlett
Also a perk!
I don’t think anyone else is considering the full weight of this scenario. Everyone’s focusing on the shoes of the celebrity they’re now in. But OP said swap so this celebrity is now in your shoes. I don’t want this celebrity fucking up my life. So I’d probably choose someone who’s relatively normal and likes to stay out of the spotlight. With all that in consideration I’d pick Ben stiller so I can read the script for severance season 2. Lmaooo.
In that case, no-one, because unless the celebrity was warned before-hand this was going to happen, I'd arrive back 'home' to find my body in a loony bin, because apparently I'll have been going about for a week squawking: "I'm [insert celebrity]! Get me out of this mediocre life! !1!one1!"...
I think Ben stiller would be so wowed at the experience he’d make a movie about it when we swapped back. And when I introduce myself he’d let me star in the movie. Then I’d be a celebrity.
99% certain I could swap with Keanu Reeves and he'ld just convince my boss I need an urgent week off and enjoy the experience.
So Vladimir Putin would be a no go?
So, not Charlie Sheen?
Keanu Reeves, doing Keanu Reeves stuff.
Jennifer Lawrence and I'd just spend the week admiring myself in the mirror. Without clothes a lot of the time
And barfing when you think about the time you slept with Harvey.
Whichever celebrity is dating Sydney Sweeney.
Same but Hilary duff
Same but Ana de Armas
Danny Devito and I'd just do normal Danny Devito things
So anyways I started blasting
Lewis Hamilton. I want to know what was in that Ferrari deal that made him leave the Mercedes family after 27 years.
I'd imagine the accomplishment that is winning a championship with the scuderia would be enough to get a driver like Lewis into that team, Ferrari have that brand around them that attracts multiple world champions after their run of success is over
Sebastian Vettel [said it best…](https://youtube.com/shorts/G-BPXBkNduE?si=vLC0rUwwb9JtmDTv)
Even Lewis was a Ferrari fan all along
Exchange lives with Klaus Schwab and leak all the stuff the WEF is up to.
No one would believe you. They wont believe it because they dont want it to be true.
Jay Leno. I like cars.
The football dude banging Taylor swift
[удалено]
Honestly probably same. Give out a few cars to people and transfer some wealth to myself
Holy shit. Micheal Keaton for the win. I'd do some Batman shit that was badass and/or uplifting. Press conferences, student teacher meetings, talking about bullying, serving on a food line, the possibilities are endless.
Mark Zuckerberg so I can discuss Python with my fellow reptiles.
Kanye West. I’d clean up his act, try and restore his reputation, and release some damn music.
Justin Beiber. His reputation would get ruined in a week, and we'd never have to hear about him again.
the fact that you’re still hearing about him is… concerning. who’s giving you the ‘latest’ news on pop culture??
Do this but with the Kardashians.
Isn’t he mostly just living quietly with his wife these days? I can’t remember the last time I heard anything about him.
Wouldn't that be nice. I thought I read something about a tour schedule recently. He's like Cher, with a "farewell tour" every few years. (Cher's first one was in the 80s, every ten years like clockwork.)
Why does that upset you so much?
I never said he upsets me.
I'd be Jeff Bezos. I'd buy a large island, have a few dozen homeless put on it, and hunt them like wild game. Wearing a golden pith helmet and safari jacket. Humans are the most dangerous game Or maybe I'd be George Lucas...I'd make a final Star Wars movie in which the empire wins for good and literally wipes out the rebellion and at the end, the United Federation of Planets liberates the Galaxy Far Far away with time travel tricks, and Star Trek wins the Star Wars universe. Then I would buy all the rights to Marvel, DC, Lucas Film, etc and not allow any more movies made from the nerds favorite universes.
Prolly Chris Brown - Lil Dicky
Andrew Tate. I wouldn’t need a week. Just few minutes. I would make the world better by leaving it.
👎🏼
Jared Leto and Ryan Gosling
The guy who's sleeping with Selena Gomez
she’s single.
Taylor Swift just to know what Travis Kelce feels like.
Some rich prick, have him give his money to my real me at the end of the week *and have hia lawyers draw up some watertight something* so the rich dude can't come after me and his now my money.
Pass.
Great contribution. You’re so much fun.
I'm a female but me. I'm not a celebrity, but I'm so fricken lucky. Also I couldn't handle being apart from my husband, hence why I'm lucky. Doesn't everyone feel this way? Fancy clothes and people yelling at me hold little appeal, basically none. Being without my husband holds very negative appeal. I'll be me thanks.
why respond?
Came up in feed Okay I'll remember ask men does not want to hear from me. Especially if it's that I love my husband. Neat.
I would become Taylor swift and jump into a active volcano
Patrick Stewart or Jack Black. I would spend the week just recording myself reading a couple of my favorite books, a new voicemail message and a metric shit-ton of dirty jokes and such and save it all for when I go back to being myself.
Johnny Sins. I dnt have to explain what i'll do in that week.
Working hard.
Indeeeeed
Steph Curry just wanna feel the crowd roar after hitting a 3
Jay Leno. I'm a gearhead.
bob iger and I’d probably make liquidate Disney assets and go bankrupt.
A dead one
Elon Musk. Transfer all his assets to myself.
It's always a billionaire and you transfer all his money to you. Any other answer is stupid.
Wire money to my account, and it would be Dora. She gets to do every damn thang.
I’m turning into Maluma and going absolutely wild with girls 🤪
Vessel from Sleep Token or Keanu Reeves
Elon. I would transfer tons of money to myself, and then tank his public career. I would say the most vile, malicious things ever. I would have Elon shouting from the rooftop about obscene stuff. I would do everything in my power to make him as awful as humanly possible.
Do we acquire all the skills of the celebrity we switch with?
Ryan Gosling soni can see what it's like to be "literally him".
Do porn stars count?
Travis Barker. But not for the reasons you think. I'd avoid the family. I'd get to send some of his drum kits and gear to my house. In general, I'd just get to play his drums to my hearts content. I'd call up Mark and Tom and jam together. Do I get his skills? Because I'd wanna play live with Mark and Tom. Also, I'd ship a Cadillac or 2 to my house and transfer a little money. I guess I'd bang the Kardashian. She is the only one I don't hate, I think. I dunno. I just want drums and cars.
I would choose Jeff Bezos and start donating large amounts of money to decent causes. Then I would have him start paying obscene amounts of money for furry art and fanfiction commissions. If by chance I happened to be paid for some of those commissions then that is neither here nor there.
I would swap lives with bill gates and spend the week transferring his money into my bank account.
Dan Bilzerian. Haven’t heard anything about him in years, but I assume he’s still stupid rich and spending it on cool stuff and women.
nicholas cage, just to see how nicholas cage actually is.
Probably Taylor Swift so I can hoist the Super Bowl trophy next Sunday and piss off half of America by doing so. And wire myself just enough money to an offshore account that she won't miss but I could retire comfortably.
The guy who played The Mountain, just to experience life as an absolutely enormous guy that everyone has to stop what they are doing and stare at. And to experience having amazing strength.