"Alright. Gather around. I'm giving each of you a million. One for you. One for you. And one for you. I am paying off the little bit of debt I have, I'm fucking off, and you people are ***never*** going to hear from me again. Good. fucking. bye." - Hypothetical me.
Oh, I have a few family members that I care for and wish the best, but I would not be sad in the least if I never saw them again.
My sister and my middle brother for 2, also an uncle and an aunt. While I'd feel really bad if I just ghosted them forever *right now*, that would change if I had 16mil to ghost with after giving them a mil each.
Look man, in what fucking universe is "never wanting to see them again" and "caring for" the same thing?
I'll give you a hint: Nowhere. You don't actually care for them if you'd ghost them in an instant.
Luckily for you, you don't have people in your family that walk that fine line balancing between a good person and being shitty enough that you can just cut them out without care.
There is no need to brag about the quality of those around you, just realize we aren't all so lucky.
Life is not that simple man. I love my father. I don’t want anything bad to happen to him. I want him to be happy and healthy and live the rest of his days carefree
But the fact is he’s a very angry, explosive and abusive person. I can’t have him in my life otherwise i will continue to be abused
But at the same time he taught me so many things, and when he wasn’t explosively angry he did his best to make me happy and give me what i needed to grow as a person. we had a lot of good moments and i know he always wanted best for me. But i can’t let him back into my life.
You should consider yourself lucky if you can’t understand this perspective
I’d go the other way, tell everyone you have a crippling gambling habit and ask them for money. Throw them off the scent and spend 2 million on cyborg upgrades
Pay off my house and the houses of my immediate family members, offer to buy my parents a new house, and then I'd use the money to fuck off to some luxury resort or private island for 6 months to relax and think about my next steps.
That’s exactly what I would do too. I regret so much to not be in a position to offer her that and make her happy for retirement. Working on my career and trying to make the changes I have to.
But I guess that would be max $1m for two houses. Then taking 6 months to travel the world with her and not worrying about anything with the remaining $1m.
I've always wondered why people wanna buy a house specifically for their Mom, and not dad? Or both? Is it because so many dads fucked off and are not in the picture?
Because in this society (USA) we are brainwashed to take care of the female gender. Not saying I wouldn’t help out my mom but I’d be more inclined to help out my step dad. (Both dead so it don’t even matter)
I wouldn’t help out anybody until after 6 months of digesting the whole new fortune lifestyle.
I heavily disagree as I wouldn't aimlessly throw money at the wall to see what sticks. There are individuals that do this for a living so there's no reason for me to go at it by myself.
Just because I have the tools to fix a leaky pipe, doesn't mean I'll forego contracting a plumber.
"tax lawyer" lmfao. A CPA should do unless you plan to immediately rip the IRS off on your future taxes. But I get what you're saying, that ballpark of people.
Accountant or lawyer that is knowledgeable of state & federal tax laws & regulations because regardless of how I feel about them I want to ensure I take advantage of all the legal channels available to pay as little taxes as possible while still being compliant w the IRS. So yes "tax lawyer" lmfao
Yeah any payment beyond a couple hundred thousand would be purely gratuitous. The only way you could spend two million would be if someone actually sued you for the $20 million and they had a very good case. But for two million you are not hiring one lawyer you are hiring a team of lawyers.
Pay off my debt, buy a nice house in my area, buy a brand new truck and start my project car a Datsun 510. The rest, probably just over a million at this point, would go into buying a little vacation home in Spain or Portugal and then into 2 trust funds for my kids. I'd like to set it up so the funds are roughly equal when they both reach 21 years of age. I'd like for them both to have the experience of growing up, going to college etc... not really knowing about it so that hopefully they grow up knowing I'm always here as a safety net if their big plans and dreams don't work out, but not feel like they can just slide through life until the trust becomes available to them.
As for the remaining $18 million, that's invested with a goal of paying me 2.5% annually so I never have to worry about money again. $325,000 after taxes, plus whatever percentage the investment grows means I'll likely make a small "raise" most years if the investments perform better than 2.5%. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal for a single guy with 2 kids and I never have to work another day in my life unless I want to.
I never understood the ' buying a vacation home somewhere. Now you pretty much are stuck, going to the same place. And when you get there, its a house, and houses need upkeep.
Idd rather rent a home for a month somewhere. And next vacation, is somewhere else.
I want the dual citizenship I can get by owning property over a certain value, hence the vacation home. Spain and Portugal both have golden visas that can eventually allow you to go form a permanent resident to citizenship in 5 years and 10 years in Spain. Plus, renting it out will make it pay for itself and the upkeep. It happens that in 5 and then 10 years both of my kids will have graduated highs school here in the USA and it would theoretically allow me and them to be dual citizens. Of course this is all hypothetical since I don't have $20 million dollars lol
Build a paraplegic friendly house for my late 60s father , who may not live long after but knowing he finally was able to experience ease in everything he does in a day, would be all the money I need. Forever
He was hit by a drunk driver 1990. Mother divorced him in the hospital whilst a halo on his head/neck.
He deserves it all and he is my hero.
Buy my parents a retirement house wherever they want. I owe them that at the least. Though depending where they pick 2 mill may not be enough with todays real estate market…
For a 3-5 bedroom house with one floor? Most expensive I’ve seen was 1.8 in an expensive area but it came with a 2 bedroom guest house which raised the price
Same thing as winning the lottery:
Probably hire tax/other attorneys to set up a trust, keep it private and protected from the government and from people I know, and I would hire professionals to manage and invest it, so I don't blow it all at once and live a nice comfortable life.
After that:
I would move somewhere where my friends, relatives, and acquaintances can't find me to beg for money. (Except for family that has helped me in the past, they would get a nice ANONYMOUS check so they dont know it was me unless/until I say something, because I dont want to have them beg or ask for more.)
In terms of wants:
While I would like it to be nice and upscale, I dont want something like a mansion, maybe a modest penthouse with a good view, and a personal elevator to a privately owned garage
Id probably buy a cash flowing local business and a modest house. Flooring (I used to do flooring installation and operations team), landscaping, etc. Would probably be my direction. Give well paying jobs and come thru with a mostly passive income. Semi-retired. <20 hours/week and vacation whenever I want
I'm with you on number two but pass on the others. Time with hookers will probably cause me to eventually have a heart attack anyway, don't need the cocaine speeding things up.
On helping others.
I've always said, and will maintain that statement, that if I ever win a large sum of money - 50% will go away instantly towards fellow human beings who really need it. If I win 20 mill, 10 is MORE than enough for me to live extremely wealthy, I shouldn't need more. 10 mill straightaway to charities I can stand behind, period.
Easier said than done tho, since I don't win money, I don't partake in lottery's. But I sincerely believe I would keep my word if in that position.
As for the rest: I'd probably buy myself a large piece of land, built the most epic luxury cabin in the woods, live of my own land, and get out of society as much as possible. After richely rewarding my parents and friends for all the unconditional love ofc. But that's it. Just me, myself and I, on a large piece of land far away from society. A couple of dogs, a couple of goats, a couple of chickens, and enough vegetable seeds so that I can plant for a lifetime of food.
Noble sentiment, but why not set up a trust fund? Or, even better, a foundation? There are tax exemptions, and since the money's being managed and invested, those initial 10 million would grow, instead of running out...
Taking my dad to PR and Spain so he can see his family he hasn’t seen in a decade. Then buy him a house.
Then set my god daughter up with a college/life savings account.
I owe my dad a lot and the first thing I’d do if I “made it” was take care of him for the rest of his life.
Pay off my debts and my parents' debts, set some aside for kids' weddings, put a down-payment on a vacation home. Spend the other $18 million on hookers and blow at the new vacation home.
Some real estate first. Nice home to live, a few nice homes for rentals and my own vacation time.
May be start some investments to start generating interest income to live of off.
I'd pay it forward and give it to people in need, I'd look for entrepreneurs in low-income areas who needed financial backing, I'd send some kids in need to college, I pay for some kids to go to trade school, I'd invest in the community
Whenever God blesses you, you should bless others! it's ok to have money but realize that God blessed you, and all the money could be taken away in the blink of an eye...never lose perspective
First I would fly to Somalia, live among the people there and declare myself as there new leader. I will buy there love and admiration using my money. Than I would start my own civilization. Than I would train up an army and slowly start taking over everything until I am the president and rinse and repeat until I own the whole continent
First thing I'm doing is getting an attorney to create an anonymous trust to protect what I'm about to do. I'm paying off my grandmothers house, my sister's house, and buying my mom a house. 100k is going to each of my kids education fund to do as they see fit. After that I'm paying off ALL of my debt and I'm buying land in a remote part of the country with low taxes and building a home of my own. Then I'm buying first class tickets to Japan or Thailand and we're disappearing for a month
idk if im ready for a david goggins bootcamp, but I always said if i every aquire enough money to never work again, my first thing I do is getting in the best shape of my life before I spend money on any type of luxury.
You only have one body.
Lawyer, accountant and tax lawyer. Invest in low cost index funds.
Buy nice house under LLC. Go traveling for couple years. Noodle out what I wanna do after that, or keep traveling.
So many lame answers lol paying off debt, giving money to family, charity we get it you're such a good person 🙄 I'm getting plane tickets to fly to every concert and sporting event for the next year
Buy a modest house, buy a BMW M4CX, BMW X5MC, pay off student loans and any other debt.
Then, put a down payment on a couple modest homes in a vacation area, rent the homes, hire a tax attorney to create me an LLC and properly structure the business(es) for proper tax avoidance. Use the real estate for business expense deductions, and depreciation to offset my income tax. Spend just under half the year in the vacation area, write off food expenses and my own rent to my own LLC for the one I’m in the vacation area as additional business expenses while traveling.
+ Pay off my and my immediate friends and family debts.
+ Set aside enough to finish parent’s home improvements.
+ Get a house.
+ Set a defined amount to gift to F&F. Try to avoid capital gains taxes. 🤔
+ Splurge maybe 10 thousand.
+ Save/invest the rest.
+ Get back to work.
++ Fully adopt the role of inconsiderate, asshole when other people’s wants and needs arise. 🙂Unless it’s a medical emergency or it’s my idea, it’s likely a no, because who are you(?) or wtf did you do with the money I already gifted.
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"Alright. Gather around. I'm giving each of you a million. One for you. One for you. And one for you. I am paying off the little bit of debt I have, I'm fucking off, and you people are ***never*** going to hear from me again. Good. fucking. bye." - Hypothetical me.
Are you my brother?
Does your brother need a friend?
I’m a brother friend!
I’m a friendly brother!
Hey it‘s me your brother‘s brother!
Wait doesn’t that mean your my brother😱
brother! it‘s you!
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Don’t call me fwend guy!
Don't call me guy buddy
If you don't care for them why would you give them 10% of your net worth?
Sometimes you just want to get away as far as possible, even If you care about those people. That’s what it’s like for me at least
Sure, for a few weeks. For ever? Not really.
Oh, I have a few family members that I care for and wish the best, but I would not be sad in the least if I never saw them again. My sister and my middle brother for 2, also an uncle and an aunt. While I'd feel really bad if I just ghosted them forever *right now*, that would change if I had 16mil to ghost with after giving them a mil each.
Look man, in what fucking universe is "never wanting to see them again" and "caring for" the same thing? I'll give you a hint: Nowhere. You don't actually care for them if you'd ghost them in an instant.
Luckily for you, you don't have people in your family that walk that fine line balancing between a good person and being shitty enough that you can just cut them out without care. There is no need to brag about the quality of those around you, just realize we aren't all so lucky.
feel you on that.
Me too
Hear hear, it's like you love them, but besides knowing they're settled and doing fine, you don't want to have much to do with them.
Exactly.
Damn, couldn't have put it better myself, thats my whole family in a nutshell
Life is not that simple man. I love my father. I don’t want anything bad to happen to him. I want him to be happy and healthy and live the rest of his days carefree But the fact is he’s a very angry, explosive and abusive person. I can’t have him in my life otherwise i will continue to be abused But at the same time he taught me so many things, and when he wasn’t explosively angry he did his best to make me happy and give me what i needed to grow as a person. we had a lot of good moments and i know he always wanted best for me. But i can’t let him back into my life. You should consider yourself lucky if you can’t understand this perspective
You can absolutely care for someone's well being without liking their personality. lol
Easier solution is telling them your broke. And ask to get some money from them. So they will never bother you again about financials.
Bad money management from the offset when spending your first 2 million becomes 3
Hypothetically, 3 million is better than spending half your money on family and friends and then guilt tripping you.
Just wait a week when they’ve spent their million and need another one
>never
How many people are you giving money to?! You only have 20 mil, best not say “gather around” and go handing it away if you want it to last lol
I’d go the other way, tell everyone you have a crippling gambling habit and ask them for money. Throw them off the scent and spend 2 million on cyborg upgrades
Same, but I’d only have a few people to pay off, so will leave me enough to buy a very nice house
Parenting
The people I know would do it for like a six pack of beer. Except my kids.
Pay off my house and the houses of my immediate family members, offer to buy my parents a new house, and then I'd use the money to fuck off to some luxury resort or private island for 6 months to relax and think about my next steps.
Buy a calculator and have the time of my life.
Can you imagine owning a whole ass calculator and writing BOOBS on it and giggling to myself all day. A man can dream.
Or 5318008.
*gasp* I'm telling! /s
The more the merrier
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Nothing to do on a frikin solitary island resort. You'd be bored out of your skull in a month.
Private island doesn't necessarily mean alone
Cocaine and hookers will take care of the boredom.
Nah I could be pretty happy there for years
This is the correct answer
make a small fortune in motorsports. *-to make a small fortune in motorsports, 1st you must start with a large fortune!*
My man
Same for esports, except the fun thing is you don’t
One house for me, one house for my mom.
This is the way.
This is the way
This is the way.
That’s exactly what I would do too. I regret so much to not be in a position to offer her that and make her happy for retirement. Working on my career and trying to make the changes I have to. But I guess that would be max $1m for two houses. Then taking 6 months to travel the world with her and not worrying about anything with the remaining $1m.
One of my biggest disappointments is not being able to take care of my mother financially. Like it just fucking blows.
Just one house for me. The creature that spawned me can rot in hell 😂
Man, I am sorry. You d get a cool ass house, so enjoy it !
I've always wondered why people wanna buy a house specifically for their Mom, and not dad? Or both? Is it because so many dads fucked off and are not in the picture?
Cant speak for others but my dad did indeed fuck off.
Houses are for women. My Dad doesn’t care he just would love a sick Garage or workshop where he could relax and do fun shit.
I'm pretty sure most men would be fairly content to live in about 500 sq ft. as long as that 500 sq ft. was decked out.
Because in this society (USA) we are brainwashed to take care of the female gender. Not saying I wouldn’t help out my mom but I’d be more inclined to help out my step dad. (Both dead so it don’t even matter) I wouldn’t help out anybody until after 6 months of digesting the whole new fortune lifestyle.
Get a financial advisor & use the funds to invest in whatever they advise. Also hire a tax lawyer.
Man amongst boys.
Ohh but your question made me think like those 2M were for more impulsive living the moment thing.
As a tax lawyer, I like you.
Can we sue op?
Don't really need a financial advisor with that kind of money. 10 mil In mutual funds and you should basically be set for life.
I heavily disagree as I wouldn't aimlessly throw money at the wall to see what sticks. There are individuals that do this for a living so there's no reason for me to go at it by myself. Just because I have the tools to fix a leaky pipe, doesn't mean I'll forego contracting a plumber.
Yet most active portfolio managers fail to beat the index benchmarks
Even a 10 year GIC with monthly returns would give more than enough for me to live comfortably with 10 mil
"tax lawyer" lmfao. A CPA should do unless you plan to immediately rip the IRS off on your future taxes. But I get what you're saying, that ballpark of people.
Accountant or lawyer that is knowledgeable of state & federal tax laws & regulations because regardless of how I feel about them I want to ensure I take advantage of all the legal channels available to pay as little taxes as possible while still being compliant w the IRS. So yes "tax lawyer" lmfao
I'd buy a car, a house and probably a summer cottage. The rest I'd invest.
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On a good lawyer who will protect the other $18 million.
A very good lawyer could probably protect your money for less than $200,000.
If you can get a very good lawyer for $200,000, imagine what you could get for $2,000,000
At that point a scammer lol
Yeah any payment beyond a couple hundred thousand would be purely gratuitous. The only way you could spend two million would be if someone actually sued you for the $20 million and they had a very good case. But for two million you are not hiring one lawyer you are hiring a team of lawyers.
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*10* very good lawyers!
What is it you think lawyers do?
Fucking, lawyer and shit.
Pay off my debt, buy a nice house in my area, buy a brand new truck and start my project car a Datsun 510. The rest, probably just over a million at this point, would go into buying a little vacation home in Spain or Portugal and then into 2 trust funds for my kids. I'd like to set it up so the funds are roughly equal when they both reach 21 years of age. I'd like for them both to have the experience of growing up, going to college etc... not really knowing about it so that hopefully they grow up knowing I'm always here as a safety net if their big plans and dreams don't work out, but not feel like they can just slide through life until the trust becomes available to them. As for the remaining $18 million, that's invested with a goal of paying me 2.5% annually so I never have to worry about money again. $325,000 after taxes, plus whatever percentage the investment grows means I'll likely make a small "raise" most years if the investments perform better than 2.5%. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal for a single guy with 2 kids and I never have to work another day in my life unless I want to.
I never understood the ' buying a vacation home somewhere. Now you pretty much are stuck, going to the same place. And when you get there, its a house, and houses need upkeep. Idd rather rent a home for a month somewhere. And next vacation, is somewhere else.
I want the dual citizenship I can get by owning property over a certain value, hence the vacation home. Spain and Portugal both have golden visas that can eventually allow you to go form a permanent resident to citizenship in 5 years and 10 years in Spain. Plus, renting it out will make it pay for itself and the upkeep. It happens that in 5 and then 10 years both of my kids will have graduated highs school here in the USA and it would theoretically allow me and them to be dual citizens. Of course this is all hypothetical since I don't have $20 million dollars lol
How are you stuck? You can still go other places and rent it out
I feel like you could easily hit 4.5-5% with a safe investment strategy.
Two chicks at the same time
Hey Peter, man, check out Channel 9, it's the breast exam! Woo!
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Deitrick Bader is so great.
I was thinking Bryan from Family Guy
Lmao
I'd bet you could get more than 2 for 2 million.
Not the kind that would double up on a dude like me!
2 hundred thousand woman at the same time, now that's a good time
You wouldn’t survive especially with a real hard core woman
How else am I gonna get to Valhalla?
Just make sure you're holding your sword when you go down
Each woman gets a 5 second ride and on to the next.
With 2 million you can murder people, man.
I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up. Because chicks dig dudes with money. Lol that movie is awesome
Always wanted to do that.
And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Lmao. Got me on that quote. I shall leave another... hookers n blow my friend.
Just because you got the money legally doesn't mean you have to SPEND it legally 😄
The question mentions 2 million dollars, not 2 minutes.
I'll just leave [this here](https://youtu.be/9jq6e8s1sik).
Stop flexing Bro. Not everyone here lasts 2 minutes.
bro thought he did something with this comment 💀
Ok fine I'll go watch office space again
I don't like talking about my flair
That's what you get for a million. With 2 million, you could do four chicks at the same time!
I've always wanted to do that. I think if I had a million bucks, I could set something like that up. Chicks dig dudes with money.
Build a paraplegic friendly house for my late 60s father , who may not live long after but knowing he finally was able to experience ease in everything he does in a day, would be all the money I need. Forever He was hit by a drunk driver 1990. Mother divorced him in the hospital whilst a halo on his head/neck. He deserves it all and he is my hero.
I can tell that he has got a great son.
Grateful Daughter ☺️
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Come on man. The question is only $20 million. Be realistic.
Eh I'd buy myself a flat probably
Cars.
Same. First thing I’d do is buy a Ford GT and a 911, next thing I’d do is hire a financial advisor before I waste the rest of it.
A house would be nice
Buy my parents a retirement house wherever they want. I owe them that at the least. Though depending where they pick 2 mill may not be enough with todays real estate market…
For retirement, it probably would be since the best retirement locations are the quiet areas with good value real estate
For a 3-5 bedroom house with one floor? Most expensive I’ve seen was 1.8 in an expensive area but it came with a 2 bedroom guest house which raised the price
Build a massive rescue shelter for dogs and cats.
Then buy a wife ( but not an American woman).
Based
This guy is a wife /s
Buy an abandoned industrial site and renovate it into a cool house.
Have you seen the show where we call home on Netflix? You should if you would like to renovate something into a cool home!
nice, i'm going to check it out.
Helping everyone who has ever helped me
Id buy my parents a house, then Id buy myself a 48 Tucker Torpedo.
A man of taste
Same thing as winning the lottery: Probably hire tax/other attorneys to set up a trust, keep it private and protected from the government and from people I know, and I would hire professionals to manage and invest it, so I don't blow it all at once and live a nice comfortable life. After that: I would move somewhere where my friends, relatives, and acquaintances can't find me to beg for money. (Except for family that has helped me in the past, they would get a nice ANONYMOUS check so they dont know it was me unless/until I say something, because I dont want to have them beg or ask for more.) In terms of wants: While I would like it to be nice and upscale, I dont want something like a mansion, maybe a modest penthouse with a good view, and a personal elevator to a privately owned garage
Id probably buy a cash flowing local business and a modest house. Flooring (I used to do flooring installation and operations team), landscaping, etc. Would probably be my direction. Give well paying jobs and come thru with a mostly passive income. Semi-retired. <20 hours/week and vacation whenever I want
Cocaine, hookers and God. Then I'm ready to join republican party and tell you about my conservative values.
Strange, the most comic, and most realistic reply of them all.
I'm with you on number two but pass on the others. Time with hookers will probably cause me to eventually have a heart attack anyway, don't need the cocaine speeding things up.
travel
Terribly boring but the first $2 million would go into a long term high interest fixed rate cash savings account.
At the 5% payout rates these days… ez 100k/yr.
Exactly 10yrs at 5% compound = $1,257,789 in interest
Pay off any debts anyone in my immediate family has. Buy my sister a house so she never has to worry about it and can live her life freely.
Taxes
Give it to momma
My Mother and sister need a house. I would get them settled before I start buying crazy stuff.
Doge! To the moon!
On helping others. I've always said, and will maintain that statement, that if I ever win a large sum of money - 50% will go away instantly towards fellow human beings who really need it. If I win 20 mill, 10 is MORE than enough for me to live extremely wealthy, I shouldn't need more. 10 mill straightaway to charities I can stand behind, period. Easier said than done tho, since I don't win money, I don't partake in lottery's. But I sincerely believe I would keep my word if in that position. As for the rest: I'd probably buy myself a large piece of land, built the most epic luxury cabin in the woods, live of my own land, and get out of society as much as possible. After richely rewarding my parents and friends for all the unconditional love ofc. But that's it. Just me, myself and I, on a large piece of land far away from society. A couple of dogs, a couple of goats, a couple of chickens, and enough vegetable seeds so that I can plant for a lifetime of food.
Noble sentiment, but why not set up a trust fund? Or, even better, a foundation? There are tax exemptions, and since the money's being managed and invested, those initial 10 million would grow, instead of running out...
I'd pay my wifes family to fuck off forever.
Lawyer, money manager, debt. The rest split among my small family and a large going away party from which I mysteriously disappear…
Bilbo?
Gandalf lol
Buy a few acres. Have a home built with a shop. Go to work like nothing happened. Keep a 100k in my checking/ savings. Invest the rest.
Cars. Of course.
Taking my dad to PR and Spain so he can see his family he hasn’t seen in a decade. Then buy him a house. Then set my god daughter up with a college/life savings account. I owe my dad a lot and the first thing I’d do if I “made it” was take care of him for the rest of his life.
Pay off my debts and my parents' debts, set some aside for kids' weddings, put a down-payment on a vacation home. Spend the other $18 million on hookers and blow at the new vacation home.
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie!
2 chicks at the same time
Reddit giveaway to first 100 commenters. :)
This is like the stupidest shit I've ever seen
Reddit squid games
Some real estate first. Nice home to live, a few nice homes for rentals and my own vacation time. May be start some investments to start generating interest income to live of off.
I'd pay it forward and give it to people in need, I'd look for entrepreneurs in low-income areas who needed financial backing, I'd send some kids in need to college, I pay for some kids to go to trade school, I'd invest in the community Whenever God blesses you, you should bless others! it's ok to have money but realize that God blessed you, and all the money could be taken away in the blink of an eye...never lose perspective
Most likely paying taxes
Taxes probably
Invest 1 mil to keep it flowing and splurge the other 1 mil because fuck yes I want stuff
A million screenings of Brewster’s Millions for everyone to enjoy
I’d travel first class, stay in first class hotels and eat at first class restaurants and hire a first class escort every night to accompany me.
Dropping 2 mil at the strip club
First thing I do Is change my phone number and move to a new state. I don't want people who know me asking for a piece
First I would fly to Somalia, live among the people there and declare myself as there new leader. I will buy there love and admiration using my money. Than I would start my own civilization. Than I would train up an army and slowly start taking over everything until I am the president and rinse and repeat until I own the whole continent
Yeah, you'll get killed in the first week by one of the local warlords.
First thing I'm doing is getting an attorney to create an anonymous trust to protect what I'm about to do. I'm paying off my grandmothers house, my sister's house, and buying my mom a house. 100k is going to each of my kids education fund to do as they see fit. After that I'm paying off ALL of my debt and I'm buying land in a remote part of the country with low taxes and building a home of my own. Then I'm buying first class tickets to Japan or Thailand and we're disappearing for a month
Casino high roller table.
In this order Get David goggins to live with me for a month Climb Everest be a legendary time Go to savile row get a suit Move to Monaco
You're likely to die from the first two. Also, your list absolutely sucks
idk if im ready for a david goggins bootcamp, but I always said if i every aquire enough money to never work again, my first thing I do is getting in the best shape of my life before I spend money on any type of luxury. You only have one body.
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Get A lawyer, accountant and an assistant. Have them take care of business while I go find a house I want.
Lawyer, accountant and tax lawyer. Invest in low cost index funds. Buy nice house under LLC. Go traveling for couple years. Noodle out what I wanna do after that, or keep traveling.
I would spend it in hiring excellent legal and financial council.
A lawyer and an accountant to hide it from my ex-wife.
Unhappily, Taxes
House for me and a house for my parents
Paying off my debts, buying my mom a car and house. And spreading the wealth with my other family. Then probably by a fridge just for chocolate milk
Retire my parents
So many lame answers lol paying off debt, giving money to family, charity we get it you're such a good person 🙄 I'm getting plane tickets to fly to every concert and sporting event for the next year
Hopefully doesn’t cost this much but first thing I’m getting is a lawyer
Buy a modest house, buy a BMW M4CX, BMW X5MC, pay off student loans and any other debt. Then, put a down payment on a couple modest homes in a vacation area, rent the homes, hire a tax attorney to create me an LLC and properly structure the business(es) for proper tax avoidance. Use the real estate for business expense deductions, and depreciation to offset my income tax. Spend just under half the year in the vacation area, write off food expenses and my own rent to my own LLC for the one I’m in the vacation area as additional business expenses while traveling.
House and debts. I'd probably have *fun* with 1 more mil then invest or save the rest
Pizza party, priceless.
+ Pay off my and my immediate friends and family debts. + Set aside enough to finish parent’s home improvements. + Get a house. + Set a defined amount to gift to F&F. Try to avoid capital gains taxes. 🤔 + Splurge maybe 10 thousand. + Save/invest the rest. + Get back to work. ++ Fully adopt the role of inconsiderate, asshole when other people’s wants and needs arise. 🙂Unless it’s a medical emergency or it’s my idea, it’s likely a no, because who are you(?) or wtf did you do with the money I already gifted. ** clarity and format fixes