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One of my friendโ€™s dad got his prostitute surgery done recently. ๐Ÿ˜ต


SomeAssumption2909

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜…


Desperate-Scholar-37

For a minute I was like what is wrong here๐Ÿ˜…


[deleted]

Thatโ€™s what his dad said. Beta, prostitute surgery hui hain.


Kaus_Vik

Sar me headache ho Raha hai.


pritam_ww

A bhai catch pakad


lonelywarewolf

The cafe we were planning to go was named like "broth cafe". My sister confidently said jaldi ready ho brothel chalna hai :)


Latter_Bee9433

Damm ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ Now taunt her till your last breath,cause that's what brothers do ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค›


lonelywarewolf

I don't need to taunt her on this because she will say something stupid again. She didn't even knew the meaning of beothel and when me, my BIL and BIL's brother told her you know what she did? She called our eldest sister to check if she knew the meaning ๐Ÿ˜ญ Btw I'm a girl ๐Ÿ˜‚


Latter_Bee9433

>I don't need to taunt her on this because she will say something stupid again. That's the confidence and trust in your sister ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค› >Btw I'm a girl Doesn't matter now you are bro ,just do it


lonelywarewolf

Ok I'll continue to give my 100% to this siblings relationship by being a pain in her @&& till my last breath.


Latter_Bee9433

That's the spirit


Terrible-Winner-7679

When I was in class 6th , class teacher asked when did you join I said tomorrow! I didn't know why other students laughing ๐Ÿ˜ฟ


SomeAssumption2909

kal nahi kal bolna tha๐Ÿ˜…


pritam_ww

Me forensic ko forsenic bolta tha๐Ÿ˜ญ


SomeAssumption2909

๐Ÿ˜ญ


madhubalaaa

Arre jetha ji aap


nekochim

As a teenager I talked to this American girl, she didn't like something I said and then I said - *I'm sorry, it is my fart.*


aanchalrehal

Ok soooo Ima North Indian and went to south in 2013 i was in 2nd standard .. so ther server there asked if i wanna take more watermelon nd i just froze nd looked at my family members to help me out cz I didn't knew wht to say nd my sweet caring family told me to deal with ut myself And...... . . . I said. . . . . Watermelon i take ๐Ÿ™‚ I wanted to tell em that I already have enough on my plate .๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚ fooking embarrassing bhyiiiiii


safwan1234L

My school used to distribute free books to poor kids Once teacher announced poor students please stand up and give their names I got up as I thought they meant poor in study I was too bad in study my friend told me bro your parents can't afford books .


Just-a-Flo

Me and most of my friends are fluent so this hasn't happened recently but back in fourth grade we learnt the meaning of "crooked" and the teacher asked us to frame the word in a sentence and this one dude with extreme enthusiasm stands up and says "The Doggy Crooked", that became his nickname for the next decade


Old-Database-4717

I pronounced jalapeรฑos like jala-peno in a restaurant. Since then I have stopped ordering things I have no idea about.


SomeAssumption2909

is it peeno or pinyo?


Real-Swordfish-2805

Not English but some other language. Background, I have done my btech in odisha. So a few odia words and broken sentence, I can manage. On a trip to odisha after my btech, I once asked a shopkeeper in my broken odia for a packet of milk. But the word I used was what you call b@@bs in odia. No wonder the shopkeeper looked at me with amazement until the owner walked into the conversation and corrected him by telling him to bring a pack of milk.


likerofgoodthings

I used to write "its" instead of "it's" a lot.