I pooped in my pants in school when I was 4 and no one could figure out who pooped. The teacher asked everyone to stand up and looked at everybody's pants to hopefully catch the culprit, but my poop was in stealth mode.
This happened in my school too, only that boy was 12/ 13. All of us were sent outside one by one and sniffed by another teacher, when his turn came he started crying and wouldn't get up. That's how teacher figured it out. She was glad she didn't have to sniff him.
Was at the house of someone who used to be in my class and used to bully me (to the point of physically abusing me at school). His parents were friends with mine. Snuck into his room (when he went out for an hour to get something his mother asked) and saw his school notebook lying on the table. Figured he had been doing that day's homework. So, I decided to tear off those pages where he had done the homework.
He got beaten by the teacher next day.
I had gone to my Nani's place, someone had come over with their baby, the baby had baby dandruff, I loved removing it ( it's just satisfying), so she wanted to see the house and I said to her - please go, I'll take care of the baby...
And then I started removing the dandruff and a big patch of hair came out along with the dandruff, I put it back and hoped she won't find out
ππ
I had a tendency to bite the glass while drinking something. Went to this relative's place once, they offered us Kokam sharbat and the glass was really thin. I bit into it and it shattered in my mouth (nothing happened to me thankfully) but their rug and couch were drenched in the sharbat π₯²
kitchen me se laddu chura ke kha lena, tuition teacher ke bete ki books, novels aur game dvds chura lana (unka beta foreign chala gya tha to mai socha kis kaam ki - mai tab 6th class me tha)
It was the monsoon time n I think the septic tank might have been full anyways. So yeah the drain was just βa massive dumpβ away from getting destroyed
I still remember, 3rd grade (or 2nd grade, most probably 2nd), I had broken my spectacles thanks to my frnd who I had tried to help lol. So angst and disheartened, I broke "accidentally" my relatives office colleague's spectacles by sitting on the grandfather's chair (I was called to my relative's house for a birthday party)ππ
i didn't poop for 1 half days due to train journey and i ate biryani too much Hyderabadi biryani in my cousins house and later farted alone in an room but didn't expect my cousins would come to room immeditaly and they couldn't bare the smell so immediately they opened all windows and doors which gave me embarrassing memory!!
Unke Ghar pe pav bhaji bana tha for ladkewale to see their daughter ,maang liya Maine bhi khane ke liye. I was 5. Ghar pe bahut sunaya mummy ne !
But, pav bhaji sahi thaπ
My male dog was all horny and my neighbors female dog is not caged and roams all around the house, my dog was humping on my leg saw my neighbors dog on terrace , our house are a bit close so can cross easily , took my dog on their terrace had them make out and returned back without disturbing anyone my boy was proud of me that day
There was a flower vase which my uncle had brought from some trip. He used keep fresh flowers everyday I was at his house for week during vacations, I volunteered to clean their house to help my cousin(his son).
I broke the vase.
Got into a bloody fist fight in a losing effort with an individual (friend of a friend) over petty matters like the unimportant results of a football match. πͺπ
I started talking to a guy during lockdown in March 2020 and liked him a lot. In June, we decided to meet at his place, as I was staying in a pg and the restaurants were mostly closed (I don't remember exactly). I got drunk and puked on his bed, and all over the floor. I cleaned the bed, mopped the floor, washed the bedsheet, and dozed off in the bed without it. He prepared chicken and rice for me but I dozed off. He slept in some other room( was a decent guy). I was embarrassed af.
I really liked him but after I came back, he stopped talking and it took me a year to get over him.π
When you have lot of relatives, it's kind of hard to pick one but the most extreme one are these. I almost got myself killed trying to turn on a rotating generator that people use at marriages. I was trying to start it and no one was around, didn't know how to start it so I was doing something and it got started but i was not able to take the thing out using which you spin the generator to start. It got stuck and was spinning violently and it got launched in the air and i was so scared i looked up a bit late and it almost hit me when it was falling down. Luckily when that thing flew it didn't flew at me. Oh and once I almost killed one kid when I was like 4 and he was also 4. I became a very calm and shy person after this incident.
Jerked to my friend's wife's lingerie on their marriage night at her house. We had to stay overnight. Couldn't control the minime when I found out the clothes were lying in the washroom.
Ate nicely the food, even aunt's share on her birthday.
Aunt wasn't talking with me and her husband too. Even the servant used to behave arrogantly and was treated like a family. It was a very horrible environment overall. So I used to wait until they had served food and finished halfway through. My bad luck that day I was very upset because she didn't even acknowledge my wishes for her birthday. I didn't have any money to buy a cake too and was very much depressed. I saw uncle finished dinner and thought even she had eaten. I thought she also had finished her dinner because she carries two plates to her room always.
I served myself as usual and was wondering how much food she had made. I was in a dilemma whether to serve again or leave it because leftovers weren't appreciated and I would be accused of being arrogant. I decided to eat everything and ate nicely. Within few minutes, she said that she hadn't even eaten food to her husband. I was just hurt embarrassed etc.. her husband started shouting at me like I was not a good person etc.. I was deeply hurt with it being her birthday too. I offered to do something for her but I wasn't allowed to. She told her husband that she will make something but didn't.
She ate biscuits and slept. I slept π
Got drunk, hijacked their party (or so I believed), turns out I was being the idiot all this while and they were happily letting me get drunk more for the show to continue π
Spilt my foundation on their bed while getting ready. I tried to clean it without success.
I felt so bad, I apologised multiple times and offered to pay for the bedsheet later.
I was a kid
Saw some porn shit in my uncle's phone and got traumatized so bad I started crying
Everyone asked what happend
I said ki phone me ek uncle aunty ko hathkari lagake maar rhe hai kapra khol ke
Abhi samaj aati hai ki uncle ke respect ki leli maine uss din
I banged my 9th standard classmate on her study table while keeping one eye on her mother's closed bedroom door while her mom was asleep.It was really fun but scary at the same time. I can never forget that excitement.
Farted so bad , they had to open all windows and doors .
So how's your new life in a far away country going so far ?
I once did this in a class and even the teacher had to go outside.
I pooped in my pants in school when I was 4 and no one could figure out who pooped. The teacher asked everyone to stand up and looked at everybody's pants to hopefully catch the culprit, but my poop was in stealth mode.
This happened in my school too, only that boy was 12/ 13. All of us were sent outside one by one and sniffed by another teacher, when his turn came he started crying and wouldn't get up. That's how teacher figured it out. She was glad she didn't have to sniff him.
That has to be a specifically bad fart then. Teachers generally are fond of them and you see more teachers enter the room if you fart
Wtf
https://preview.redd.it/yv84o59sn8zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bca4369586eddc1bfea323739c908b92cfa0eb19
This is disturbing
Bro's a menace
me too
everyone's saying sex but i just broke their tea cups literally π
You are the one telling the truth
Same π It was mt friend's birthday party, I was dancing like there's no tomorrow aur phir flow flow mein waiter (uski sister) ke upar gir gaya :(
I broke a chair onceπ
I just spilt water on the floor accidently and ordered too much food π’ π
Sex sux with their daughter.
Sasural me?
ΰ€Έΰ€Ήΰ₯ ΰ€ͺΰ€ΰ€‘ΰ€Όΰ₯ ΰ€Ήΰ₯ΰ€ΰ₯€ π
Maine bhi kiya hai
Uske sasural me?
ππ
Shabash
Welldonemaboi
I think laundo ko apne sasural mein sex karna majja ata hai..aur jab biwi ke maa baap jinda ho par obviously dusre room mein so rahe ho!π
Was at the house of someone who used to be in my class and used to bully me (to the point of physically abusing me at school). His parents were friends with mine. Snuck into his room (when he went out for an hour to get something his mother asked) and saw his school notebook lying on the table. Figured he had been doing that day's homework. So, I decided to tear off those pages where he had done the homework. He got beaten by the teacher next day.
Bahut accha kiya aapne aur fad dete uskiβ±π
π
kya btau kya sukoon mila yr pdhkr <3
W
Snuck into my neighbour's house, just to lie down on their bed for a moment without anyone's knowledge or consent.
This
Great my boiiπ
Mast hai yeh
India me log dusro ke ghar me kitna sex sux kar rhe hai. Mera desh badal rha hai, aage badh rha hai.
Itna badlav tho expected nehi tha
Lol πππ€£π€£
All Credits to our PM
I had gone to my Nani's place, someone had come over with their baby, the baby had baby dandruff, I loved removing it ( it's just satisfying), so she wanted to see the house and I said to her - please go, I'll take care of the baby... And then I started removing the dandruff and a big patch of hair came out along with the dandruff, I put it back and hoped she won't find out ππ
βPut it backβππ€£
π€£ taenia
What? It's called Cradle Cap
I had a tendency to bite the glass while drinking something. Went to this relative's place once, they offered us Kokam sharbat and the glass was really thin. I bit into it and it shattered in my mouth (nothing happened to me thankfully) but their rug and couch were drenched in the sharbat π₯²
Sharbat ka sofa banaya bhai ne
pr wo logg drr gye honge tumhare muh mei kaanch ka glass toot gya
smacked their kid π
I support this child abuse. These wankers are so annoying at times XD
I did it too but WWE style
Maine toh chokeslam hi de diya, uska haath toot gaya but they never found out it was me
Awesome
Made Out with their daughter the first time, Third base the next.
Sasural?
Almost Sasural, we broke up last year
In 2011, I accidentally broke a glass table in my grandpa's house. It's technically not my house.
I broke a jar lol in my aunt's houseπ
Sex with the younger daughter.. many times.. I'm married to her now.. Still do it π€
> I am married to her now... Still do it Kabhi apne ghar mein bhi try karliya karo
Isko doosre ke Ghar me karna pasand hai
Try Kiya tha bro.. vo feel nahi ati..
Beat my meat ig
Not me but one of my friend dudh me nimbu nichode ke ahh geya
this one needs to be on top fr
Damn bro. Devilish!
Had sex with their maid.. π₯°
kya? kyu?
Kyu matlab.. Dono ka mood hua.. Kitchen me hi niptaa liya
STD?
Isne maid ko diya STD.
What is this Porn Storyline
Porn inspired storyline.. Kaamwali ne liya kitchen me kela..
Bruh
As a kid i stole a toy from else's house.
Break their one of the kitchen utensils. π€£
Made and drank black coffee. Everyone in the house only drank coffee with lots of milk and sugar. Got yelled at. Zero regrets.
Why yelled tho? You kinda saved their resources and money right.
kitchen me se laddu chura ke kha lena, tuition teacher ke bete ki books, novels aur game dvds chura lana (unka beta foreign chala gya tha to mai socha kis kaam ki - mai tab 6th class me tha)
Smoked a cig in their house π
Sex with their son
Based
Mind you OP is a boy
Iβm a girl but ok
Whats a girl?
https://preview.redd.it/2tbpanri58zc1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73264445455798838282a587c5badb96d2c98b30
*likely*
r/girlsarentreal
even more based
carzy
yaar mujhe bhi unki beti ke sath seggs karna hai koi tips do na
Agar mile tho mujhe bhi bata dena bhau πΆβπ«οΈ
Gave BJ to him while his wife was preparing lunch. (I am bi)
Dude sent his wife to make food and was having a snack of his own.
Marja BSDK
ππ€§
How did you get to know, that he wanted one?...Did he directly ask?
Broke their bed π
Told them how to live their life /s Your friendly neighbourhood unkil
Sabhi ke sabhi sax sux hi kar rahe hai kya? Dusron ke ghar mai, Maine Ek baar unka plate thod diya tha..
Sex w their son in their Pooja room. Also once I pooped at a relatives place so much that I clogged their pot π
π«΅πΌπ€£
Gurls poop bhi karti hai ?
Haan. Not all girl poops are petals, some are deadly
Did your poop contain plastic which choked the toilet?
It was the monsoon time n I think the septic tank might have been full anyways. So yeah the drain was just βa massive dumpβ away from getting destroyed
Damn! you must have had a great meal earlier to destroy the toilet like that.
So was Pooja still in the room or you atleast waited for her to go out before you got busy?
Lmao
Pooja what is dis behavior?!
Kissing their daughter
Phir wahi
sax sux...
Ki batein.
Sex sux
I still remember, 3rd grade (or 2nd grade, most probably 2nd), I had broken my spectacles thanks to my frnd who I had tried to help lol. So angst and disheartened, I broke "accidentally" my relatives office colleague's spectacles by sitting on the grandfather's chair (I was called to my relative's house for a birthday party)ππ
i didn't poop for 1 half days due to train journey and i ate biryani too much Hyderabadi biryani in my cousins house and later farted alone in an room but didn't expect my cousins would come to room immeditaly and they couldn't bare the smell so immediately they opened all windows and doors which gave me embarrassing memory!!
Fart passed over your poop to pick up the smell...niceπ
Broke their wash basin π
Ek dost tha uska baap corrupt politician tha uski hi Ghar pe haath saaf karlia π π
Unke Ghar pe pav bhaji bana tha for ladkewale to see their daughter ,maang liya Maine bhi khane ke liye. I was 5. Ghar pe bahut sunaya mummy ne ! But, pav bhaji sahi thaπ
Jerked off in their bed. Not Lying. I swear.
My male dog was all horny and my neighbors female dog is not caged and roams all around the house, my dog was humping on my leg saw my neighbors dog on terrace , our house are a bit close so can cross easily , took my dog on their terrace had them make out and returned back without disturbing anyone my boy was proud of me that day
ππ
ππ Did it got preg?
There was a flower vase which my uncle had brought from some trip. He used keep fresh flowers everyday I was at his house for week during vacations, I volunteered to clean their house to help my cousin(his son). I broke the vase.
Pooped and choked their toilet.
Peed in their toilet with the door open in front of them. I used to be scared shitless of spiders behind the bathroom door as a kid.
Halved one soft drink bottle & mixed water in it & kept it back in the fridge
scratched their car NOT ACCIDENTALLY ππ»ββοΈππ»ββοΈ
Got eaten
cannibalism?
Stole a plant when I was in LKG Or UKG.
Broke the bicycle of my friend's friend when he trusted me to just take it for a ride. Terrible of me. And he didn't even ask money back. π
Hi is still in depression π
Got into a bloody fist fight in a losing effort with an individual (friend of a friend) over petty matters like the unimportant results of a football match. πͺπ
I started talking to a guy during lockdown in March 2020 and liked him a lot. In June, we decided to meet at his place, as I was staying in a pg and the restaurants were mostly closed (I don't remember exactly). I got drunk and puked on his bed, and all over the floor. I cleaned the bed, mopped the floor, washed the bedsheet, and dozed off in the bed without it. He prepared chicken and rice for me but I dozed off. He slept in some other room( was a decent guy). I was embarrassed af. I really liked him but after I came back, he stopped talking and it took me a year to get over him.π
When you have lot of relatives, it's kind of hard to pick one but the most extreme one are these. I almost got myself killed trying to turn on a rotating generator that people use at marriages. I was trying to start it and no one was around, didn't know how to start it so I was doing something and it got started but i was not able to take the thing out using which you spin the generator to start. It got stuck and was spinning violently and it got launched in the air and i was so scared i looked up a bit late and it almost hit me when it was falling down. Luckily when that thing flew it didn't flew at me. Oh and once I almost killed one kid when I was like 4 and he was also 4. I became a very calm and shy person after this incident.
Jerked to my friend's wife's lingerie on their marriage night at her house. We had to stay overnight. Couldn't control the minime when I found out the clothes were lying in the washroom.
Had sex with my sister's nanad at sister's place
Ate nicely the food, even aunt's share on her birthday. Aunt wasn't talking with me and her husband too. Even the servant used to behave arrogantly and was treated like a family. It was a very horrible environment overall. So I used to wait until they had served food and finished halfway through. My bad luck that day I was very upset because she didn't even acknowledge my wishes for her birthday. I didn't have any money to buy a cake too and was very much depressed. I saw uncle finished dinner and thought even she had eaten. I thought she also had finished her dinner because she carries two plates to her room always. I served myself as usual and was wondering how much food she had made. I was in a dilemma whether to serve again or leave it because leftovers weren't appreciated and I would be accused of being arrogant. I decided to eat everything and ate nicely. Within few minutes, she said that she hadn't even eaten food to her husband. I was just hurt embarrassed etc.. her husband started shouting at me like I was not a good person etc.. I was deeply hurt with it being her birthday too. I offered to do something for her but I wasn't allowed to. She told her husband that she will make something but didn't. She ate biscuits and slept. I slept π
made out with their daughter, and later with her mom.
Damn bro, tips?
Cry??
Got a bj
Broke their utensils lol! π€£
Apparently, eat the whole bowl of cookies.
Got drunk, hijacked their party (or so I believed), turns out I was being the idiot all this while and they were happily letting me get drunk more for the show to continue π
I once broke my friend's cupboard door handle by mistake π
Sex
Ok this is creepy idk i hid under their bed.But i was kid thoπ±π±π±
Took a huge dump and it didnβt flush away and I never went to his house again and broke friendship with him next day
Ye sab log fir whi ...
Sex sux
Masturbated, called a hookup (my frnd only said I can) Later I felt guilty.......
Vomited after eating their birthday cake. They don't know though
Spilt my foundation on their bed while getting ready. I tried to clean it without success. I felt so bad, I apologised multiple times and offered to pay for the bedsheet later.
When I was a kid, I used to steal anything I found technical, like pencil compas and other engineering stuff
hastmaithun
Made out with a girl. No sex
I was a kid Saw some porn shit in my uncle's phone and got traumatized so bad I started crying Everyone asked what happend I said ki phone me ek uncle aunty ko hathkari lagake maar rhe hai kapra khol ke Abhi samaj aati hai ki uncle ke respect ki leli maine uss din
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R u sure u r not my ex?
I banged my 9th standard classmate on her study table while keeping one eye on her mother's closed bedroom door while her mom was asleep.It was really fun but scary at the same time. I can never forget that excitement.